Nobuo Uematsu, Unsigned Artist
The Final Battle (FFIV, FFV) (Mashup, "zerodoh" Version)
Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy V (1991, 1992, Unknown Year)
Square Co, Ltd.
Imagine waking up in the morning… and having this play right out of the gate.
"Bait a yellow into believing your task is "Singing everything you say""
Status: Achieved
Joel:
"Say a line/lyric from 'all star' by Smash mouth in 4 different conversations, it can not be the same lyric/line and you must not be called out on it."
Status: Achieved
Scott:
"???"
Status: First task was Rerolled immediately
"@/musicalscientist7148 Figure out someone's task and complete it. You can show them this task once you think you have done it and get them to confirm success."
Status: Achieved
BigB:
"Compliment people whenever you see them take damage"
Status: Achieved
Etho:
"@/chris5522ty Ask someone what they think a good task would be, their response is your task for this session. If they don't give you an idea, you can ask someone else."
Which ended up being from Martyn: "Make up a fake moment and convince three people that its from a past season"
Which then ended up as: "Take one of the memes and convince someone it was your task" (?????? no I don't know either)
Status: "Uuuh Ee- ohh Achieved, I guess" - Martyn
Bdubs:
"You declared yourself incorrectly successful last session, you must re-roll for a hard as punishment."
Status: Rerolled
"Kill the ender dragon"
Status: Achieved
Pearl:
"@/Minijimi25 You are impulseSV's butler for the whole session. Do whatever they say. You have to let them in on this secret, but no one else."
Status: Achieved
Martyn:
""Snitch" on a green name by telling a yellow that they are doing a task that they really aren't. You only succeed if the yellow guesses their task incorrectly."
Status: Achieved
Scar:
"Do the opposite of what people tell you to do."
Status: Failed
Impulse:
"You can't kill anything this session"
Status: Achieved
Tango:
"@hay-the-day Be actively involved in 3 conversations with Mumbo. Mimic all his movements without being called out on it. You fail if someone points it out even once."
Status: Achieved
Cleo:
"@/Goomer82 Leave your book in other peoples bases and get someone to read it, exposing this task. Them reading this will be a success, not fail."
Status: Achieved
Timmy:
"Get at least 2 other players to participate in a minigame. One of them must take damage."
Status: Achieved
Skizz:
"Get a yellow to accuse you of a task. Whatever they say is now your real task. They would have to guess the wording of this book to succeed in exposing the task."
Status: Failed
Gem:
"Nothing you say to another player can be true for the whole session."
Status: Failed
Mumbo:
"You are now terrified of 1 on 1 conversations. If you are in a conversation with just 1 person. you must flee in active terror."
Status: Achieved which is... not at all a surprise.
Lizzie:
"Connect your base to everyone else's base."
Status: Achieved
If I made any mistakes tell me please k thanks byeeeeee
The real Eyri experience is Yugiri asking her to help with the attempted assassination of Zenos and Eyri realizing she can just go off and Do That????
Of course it's a rationally horrible idea but it's going to get to the point that they go back to Gyr Abania and she still goes off to try it One More Time (by Daft Punk) just in case
real talk though… nara being described as kristen with money is making me go insane… part of what tracker talks about when she’s cursed in the nightmare forest (which I took as sort of a drunk words are sober thoughts logic) was that kristen relied so heavily on tracker and needed her so much to the point that tracker felt that she couldn’t have the same. and it’s not that kristen was unwilling or unwanting even to help, but that she had so much stuff going on that she literally couldn’t, and tracker, though she loved (loves?) kristen deeply also resented that. it makes perfect sense that tracker would gravitate to nara, who has the same impulsive quality that initially attracted tracker to kristen, but has the resources and support system that kristen doesn’t. bc not only does nara support tracker with galicaea stuff (and comes with perks of having wealth and influence and power) but nara has parents who she is seemingly in good terms with. where tracker had to fill a void of familial support in addition to romantic love for kristen, nara’s whole deal is… at least simpler? crazy subtle characterization with that one
Mxtx love interests and their relationships with captivity are fascinating and all, but I’d rather just focus on how funny Hua Cheng’s is in particular.
We have Luo Binghe‘s creepy replica bamboo hut and the tragic horror of watching him succumb to his worst impulses and try destroying the world to trap Shen Qingqiu by his side.
We have Lan Wangji warring internally with himself for years over his smothering need to hide Wei Wuxian from the world and save him from himself.
And then there’s Hua Cheng
Professional Gege Catch and Release Wildlife Expert Hua Cheng.
This man is a gege rehabilitation facilitator who does what he loves and loves what he does.
He tags his gege with a gps tracker so he can study his migration patterns. He humanely traps and relocates his gege whenever he’s strayed into danger.
If you hit a gege with your car, all you need to do is call Hua Cheng and he’ll be there with an animal control slip leash, a GoPro to promote his TikTok campaign promoting awareness of gege welfare and conservation to the masses, and Yin Yu is on the phone preparing the treatment center for a new arrival.
He’s one of those guys who lovingly cares for a feral cat colony in his backyard, providing handmade housing with heating and regular check ups.
He’s insane don’t get me wrong. But his crippling self doubt and unbreakable compulsion to provide merged in such a weird way, it comes off a little more wildlife rescue than I think is intended.