#In Casino Out

[beatsforbrothels]

At The Drive-In - Alpha Centauri

[clangandclatter]

At The Drive-In - In/Casino/Out (August 18, 1998)

[punkrockmixtapes]

At The Drive In - Transatlantic Foe

[chamiryokuroi]

TOH fandom tell me someone has written the AU where Raine asks Eda to marry them and Eda is all “Oh I would love to, but technically I am already married” and the gang has to go down to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to get Stanley Pines to sign the divorce papers.

[rukuluc]

Unlucky

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

SHE CALLED HIM SEAWEED BRAIN I CANT-

[endomentendo]

Drawings with the gang from last night, or yesterday, or today >:3

@ark-fork @vikita-doodles @lueduar01 @sm-baby @skewedcanvas @hootbon @etanow @nobody-nexus @moumekie @ahtqueenuwu

[johnconstantinesdick]

I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

[couch-house]

AITA? My (30M) brother (27M) beat my ass because he thought my dad was dead

INFO: Technically he's my brother's dad too, but I don't like him

[istadris]

Bowser : why is Green Mario here ?? I didn't kidnap anyone this week ! Won't you pests leave me alone ?? You have a death wish or what, you wimpy little-

Luigi, scruffed by the collar : ah, I'm-I'm-I'm here for the job offer actually.

Bowser : what job offer ??

Luigi : *holds up an ad for a croupier job*

Kamek : that tracks, Sire, the casino is hiring these days.

Bowser : You ?? A dealer in MY casino ?? Since when do you that ??

Luigi, shrugging : it's-a been a while but I used to do that as a side job during my studies. I saw the ad, got nostalgic, and-

Bowser : Pah !! As if I would hire you ! I'm NOT gonna let you turn my casino into a joke ! Bet you can't even hold a deck properly !

Luigi, glaring : bet I can beat you at any card game.

Bowser, too vexed to think : DEAL !

*

Bowser, 2 hours later : ...what just happened.

Kamek : you promised him the job if he beat you, Your Baffledness.

Bowser : HOW IS HE THAT GOOD ?? He must have cheated!! I can't give him the job !!

Kamek : Sire, you gave your word-!

Bowser, grinning devilishly : he wants to work for me ? Oh, is he gonna love his new job...

[xerorao]

Keep your fangs sharp, and your cash hidden 🐺🪙

[beatsforbrothels]

At The Drive-In - Chanbara

[shootinwebs]

alastor: (probably drunk because probably would never say this shit sober)

alastor: anyway, congrats again on being married!

husk: ...angel and i got hitched four fucking years ago... you were there... you played us a song...

alastor: yes, well! the next step is to fill this horrible place with your hellion children. should be rather quick and easy. you both have the parts, after all! lucky you! why not go upstairs now and hop to it?

angel: oh my god he wants us to go make a baby literally

husk: no he just wants us to leave the bar so he can steal all the absinthe to go cry and black out in his tower again

[punkrockmixtapes]

At The Drive In - Hulahoop Wounds

In a small ghost town, there's a little arcade Where the poltergeists play their videogames At the top of the roof he says Game over they said, game over they said

[lilliesthings]

One thing I keep thinking about is that Reid joined the FBI below the minimum required age right? But he also failed a bunch of qualifications in the academy. So he was not only the wrong age but also not exactly qualified and it's safe to assume Gideon is the one who got him in despite all that since he is the one who convinced him to join the FBI. Reid certainly couldn't have forced his way in lmao

But why? What was the hurry when it seems he could have used those extra years of experience? It always felt to me like he was very much pressed for time to get this job Right Now, and the only reason I can think of it that maybe it was immensely difficult to pay for Diana's care in these years ever since he was 18, and perhaps Gideon was sympathetic to that while also seeing potential in him.

[a-coolrock]

what if duck shuffler was objectum and really liked slot machines……………