#Insane plot

[zappedbyzabka]

Saw a spoiler for the new TKK: turns out Billy is actually in the movie, and they allude that the next Karate Kid after Li is the one Daniel gets Johnny pregnant with at the end of the movie after Daniel comes back from NY and they have a passionate tussle on the mat. Sorry for the spoilers but it's important y'all know.

[garbage--account]

Winner of the poll #1 :The haunting of Unmei

Intro :

Some notes before beginning.

I made a 3 days poll last week where you could vote for the imaginary scenarios i had on VROH you like the most, because i felt the need to yap about them. And now i am telling you about it. This post that was supposed to be done on friday (but shits always happen to me). This is also the 2nd time i try to write this.

This story was elected the favorite out of 16 voters, thanks to them <3.

At the end of this post, i will do another poll for the remaining imaginary plots, you will have 3 days too to chose.

These are not canon of course, this is also not fanfictions because i can't write and english is not my primary language. However, i will try to give structures to these, let me know if you enjoyed 🫶

Summary :

If Unmei was ever asked why he had moved to Kyushu so fast last minute, he would probably reply a vague answer about his heart condition. But isn't he rather running from something ? Unmei is a peculiar boy, he had been seen by numerous strangers kicking into nothing and seems to see things no one else can see. He also knows things he shouldn't know, even with datas. Let's dive into his troubled past and make acquaintance with his spiritual "guide", shall we?

Inspos :

This was one of my least fleshed out ideas in my mind but i will make it work. Upon watching the let's play of beta chapter one, 2 things in particular caught my eyes : the imaginary soccer balls and players Unmei can occasionally see and only him sees, and the stair yokai(?) at the first training. Even tho it is not the first time we are dealing with spirits in IE, this sounded being really of place here and i wonder if Level 5 is cooking something for it and if this is just a weird idea they wanted to add for funsies.

Disclaimers :

Typical IE car accident, mention of bullying, trauma, major character death, criminal offences implied, incoherent mess, no plot just vibes, worst story i have in stock, no beta, no redaction

Plot :

Due to some events before moving out, Unmei is haunted by the ghost of Kidou, except he doesn't know he is Kidou because his face melted

So far so good, the ghost is actually helpful for tactics, hissatsus and moving the plot forward (tho he tells Unmei to do things and refuses to elaborate)

The team meets Soramiya then Nagumohara vs Northbrigh match (the weird guy from Teikoku watches them)

After the match, they hang out with Soramiya

Turns out he and Unmei used to know each others a veeeeeeerrryy long time ago, and not even for long (tho Soramiya says Unmei was cool), before Unmei had his heart problems

Unmei is sus about Soramiya telling his new friends about his past and stops Soramiya to tell them more

This raises alarm bells for the team and they decide to investigate in secret

During a certain period of time, Unmei feels kinda left behind but he tries to be delulu and aloof about it and tries to convince himself it is just his imagination

In the meantime, Shisendo manages to steal Unmei's scholarship files from administration

Meanwhile, Unmei meets "by accident" the weird guy from Teikoku Alice Rendell, who decided it's rivalry time

So Unmei tries to pull off a tactic against Teikoku but can't do it alone so Kidou gives him the secret passwords to Teikoku's entrance and of his login there

This interrupts da team in their secret investigation because they have to infiltrate Teikoku's prom (this is chaotic)

They still learned from the students that a riot happened some months ago in the school, that the director had handled it by wielding a katana in the battle and sequestrated the whole school for some discipline, since then he is suspended and we basically have no news about him since that event

They also manage to collect some footages of Teikoku's playmaking

But once they were bailed out of jail (look, it's a whole another imaginary scenario), everyone but Unmei skips training because their investigations were that passionate

This leaves plenty of time for Unmei being alone with his imaginary toxic friend, to conspirate on how they are going to crush Teikoku, especially that Alice

Meanwhile, here are the results of da team investigations : Unmei had to change school A LOT because after the heart condition fatality, he had depression, changed personality for the worse, was toxic with his classmates, almost destroyed his schools several times by accident, got bullied, and his dad got to prison because he scammed too much people

At some point, bullying got so bad the bullies might or might not make a car crash into their previous house living room. That was according to his mom, but why having a driver dying such grusome death ?

Anyway, Nagumohara vs Teikoku

This is basically tactics warfare

Since da team neglected their training (and Unmei 😢) for this match, they almost lost but they tied

This was thanks to : 1. Unmei because he actually worked his ass off to rival Alice 2. Drama at Teikoku's side

The drama being : they ended up learning that Alice is singlehandedly responsible for the Riot™️, so they stopped giving a damn about him so they weren't at their best

After the match, Da Team apologized to Unmei because they weren't serious for this match, tho some of them remained distant because of what they learned about him (not Sakurazaki who kinda related to this story tbh)

Da Trio, who became friends with Haru at some point because he kept showing up for no reason, told him this crazy Teikoku situation and they all laughted

Haru : "btw, one of my uncles was running this school but after his suspension, he vanished for no reason and police is investigating on this"

The ghost later told Unmei to go to the funerarium and he meets Tsurugi there

Events of "the OG slasher" follow

At some point, Unmei and da team learned that it was Kidou the driver, not some bullies, and he basically missed a turn while escaping some lunatics who invaded his house

Events of "the cult who didn't like soccer very much" follow

The end, because i have no idea how to end this

Next poll :

[deathdefyinggarlic]

trying to explain good omens to people who know nothing about it is insane

its like, "you know the bible? imagine if it was quirky and gay"

and they just stare at you and you gotta be like "just read it, it'll make sense"

[skulardgaming]

this story is getting better

[tediousmalcontentt]

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

[p0nyr0ni]

[stealingpotatoes]

it's funny whenever i post dinluke i always get comments along the lines of "why do people ship these two they only met once" and its like bestie. babygirl. ok first off it's about the Themes™/dynamics/potential, not how many times they've met in "canon" and 2. when i was a teenager the biggest ship in my favourite fandom was two guys who'd never even interacted and you think its weird people ship two guys that acually met?? in real life canon?? they literally made eye contact, that's like the fanon-shipping equivalent of third base

[clarissasbakery]

the bot!!! 🤖

[pr0cyon-lotor]

AU where chess is a common strategy game in PIDW and SY is a chess master before he gets transmigrated. Like undefeated and well known in the community. He's probably popular even in mainstream social media because he's a pretty boy with a soft demeanor.

Of course he still reads PIDW and is a massive hater, but he now hides it because he sees it as shameful especially with his reputation of being a kind-hearted person.

Anyway he dies and gets thrown into the novel a bit after the Qing generation ascends. He's just a rogue cultivator or maybe even a demon, not really important. What's important is that he gets bored and misses his old hobby.

He finds out chess is a thing in this world and immediately hops into it again. Sadly, he keeps beating people and no one is a real challenge. So to give himself a puzzle, he picks up other strategy games and gets really good at them too. And after a few years, he is well known in PIWD with his skills in a variety of games.

Enter SJ. Fresh off getting LBH into his peak and STRESSED about how much he sees himself in this child and about how much he hates that fact.

He enters the Warm Red Pavilion and finds some guy playing a game with one of the jiejies. One of those little mind games to entertain the guests, and he's playing against the best one.

SJ watches while he waits for his room and to his surprise the man wins. He immediately gets ready to step in-between because whenever guests win against one of the prostitutes they always get handsy and he knows that particular one doesn't like to do sex work (like maybe she specializes in poetry and dancing instead yk).

Instead of the man getting handsy, he asks for another game, which she accepts with a smile. And now SJ is watching them play with much more interest. After a while the madam comes over and asks if he's interested in their regular.

SJ asks about the man and gets his name and finds out that apparently SY comes to the brothel to play against the ladies and listen to music at times.

SJ keeps it in mind and then leaves for his room. The next time he sees SY is during another trip down the mountain (probably dressed down to not draw attention to himself). This time he was in a tea shop playing go against an elderly man. SY wins again and patiently explains what mistakes the old man made.

The old man accepts defeat and asks him for a rematch. SY agrees, and SJ finally approaches out of curiosity. SJ asks if he can play SY after they're done. The old man says something about how he's probably going to lose anyway and says SJ just takes his turn.

SJ accepts it and sits in front of SY. He thinks it's going to be an easy win, something to stroke his bruised ego. Only for him to get completely annihilated like it was an embarrassing lost for him. (It wasn't embarrassing, he almost won, but he didn't win so obviously it was embarrassing)

SJ expects gloating and nearly crushes his fan in his hand. SY tells him that he was a tough opponent and he asks for another rematch. SJ is confused about the sincerity and hesitantly agrees even though his ego tells him to cut his losses now.

They continue to play multiple games in a row, each one getting longer and longer with each mistake SY explains and helps SJ fix (he doesn't even notice he's taking advice from a man). They continue playing and drinking tea until they're kicked out because the shop is closing.

SY laughs sheepishly and says he didn't even notice the time pass. He asks if SJ is free to play again because it's been the first time in years he's had that much fun against someone else. SJ agrees because he refuses to have a losing streak (and he found it a little fun too).

Eventually it becomes a routine, SJ comes down the mountain every week and plays SY in go until the establishment they're in kicks them out. And because his brain is constantly on how to beat SY, he starts neglecting other things (like abusive LBH and other duties).

And because he's neglecting duties, eventually he has to do a information collecting mission with Shang Qinghua. They arrive at the town and they're tasked with collecting information on a lead of a demon hiding within a festival.

Somehow this leads to SY joining their little info gathering group and finding out SQH is Airplane (he's still somehow unaware of SJ being SQQ because of course he is).

Shenanigans ensue and somehow a sting operation is set up with SY being used as bait. He manages to coerce the demon into a game of chess while he waits for SJ and SQH to arrive.

They play chess. He thinks he'll just stall until the two get there, but halfway through he moves his knight and it ends up near the demon's knight. And with a straight face, the demon takes both knights off the board while claiming "And they're both out for horsie marriage."

Right then SJ and SQH arrive to slay the demon, only to bare witness to SY doing the Xianxia equivalent of shooting the demon point blank with a Glock 19 because surprise surprise that bullshit move pissed off the chess master.

SJ says something sarcastic about not needing to save the damsel (they put) in distress. And then SY asks to speak to SQH privately while dragging him out by the ear.

He continues to interrogate the author because what the ACTUAL FUCK was that bullshit move?! And SQH defends himself by saying he never thought a professional chess player would ever read his stuff, much less play the game in-verse. He tells SY he thought it would be funny if that could happen.

Anyway.

SJ has to pry SY off SQH because he almost legitimately strangles him to death. SY is dragged away, screaming things that'd make even a demon blush, and admittedly, SJ is amused.

They end up in some tea shop, SY muttering about the idiocy of it all in English, and SJ ordering for both of them. He asks what got SY so mad since like this guy has had an unshakable pleasant demeanor until now.

SY makes up some story about how his hometown played chess differently and that he's realizing he doesn't know how chess is played anywhere else. He asks SJ for a guide for playing chess because he doesn't want to overreact like he did before.

SJ agrees in exchange for a guide of how his hometown played chess. The deal was made and after they came back to town they both write their manuals. They exchange them in their next meetup, and SY is muttering about how stupid some of the rules are. SJ finds it very funny as he reads the manual SY gave him, finding that he prefers his version since there was less unnecessary traps.

SJ eventually asks to play SY in a chess game once he understands his version. SY happily agrees and they play over and over again until SJ beat him. SY is over the moon and asks for another rematch, which he gets beaten again. They play a few more times wins alternating until SY grabs SJ's hands and tells him he's in love with him and his massive brain.

SJ is caught off guard and flustered, so he hits SY with his fan and calls him shameless as he leaves to preserve as much face as possible. SY whines about him being unfair and follows SJ while apologizing about the comment.

SJ ignores him and leaves SY alone. He thinks he fucked up until the next time they meet, and SJ brings him a book he been meaning to buy but just couldn't find. SY is about to comment on the gift but SJ shuts him up and hides his face behind his fan. He manages to see the smallest hint of a blush and (shockingly) understands.

They both start exchanging gifts each meetup in silent courting. And surprisingly he hasn't abused LBH since he got there (because he forgets to. he has a boyfriend to worry about thank you very much 🤨), so when the Conference comes, SJ doesn't throw LBH into the abyss.

He still ends up in the abyss but only because MF got thrown in when they encountered MBJ, and he jumped after his shixiong. SY is there because of course he wants to stop the evil scum villain from hurting his little lamb, but he's just standing there like

Because how else is he supposed to react to LBH throwing himself into the abyss to go after MF who was thrown in when they encountered MBJ. Was Ming Fan even supposed to be there????

Also why is SJ in such ornate robes. Why is he mourning? Why are they going back to Qing Jing? WHY IS NING YINGYING CALLING SHEN JIU BABA?! WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HIM SHIZUN?!!!?!???

[dianasprnce]

I would’ve helped you. If you needed someone, you could’ve picked me.

[thewisestdino]

Bluestar and 43?

Like we never could before I'd fly to you tomorrow, I'm not fighting in this war I wanna drop my arms and take your arms And walk you to the shore

[garbage--account]

Winner of the Poll #2 : the "fever dream":

Y'all, i'm on time 😭💣💥

Intro :

So yeah.... For those who just arrived, this is a serie of posts where i disclose my crazy-ass imaginary scenarios about VROH (which is not released yet) and you can vote for the next one at the end of the post. Each poll lasts 3 days.

Now this is the winner of the 2nd poll, called "the fever dream". Thank to the 9 voters <3

For context, i am not an author, i use my smartphone and english is not my primary language. I do essentially aesthetic shitposts.

Enjoy ~

Summary :

Soccer club ? Check.

11 players ? Check.

Coach ? Check.

Scheduled match ? Check.

Training regiment ? Check.

Now where the fuck is soccer ?!

Inspos :

Not gonna lie, it's mostly the first episode of CS (minus the time travelling). Also, Tenma refering soccer as a person.

Disclaimers :

"Y'all, i don't know what to say, 'cause my lips pop."

Plot :

So basically, it's before the qualifications finals and da team is trying preparing

And for once, preparations were going great : they knew who they were going to play against, collected datas easily on them, they looked easy to counter, this will be school holiday and everyone of da team is available for intensive training in that period

Also, Da team is looking great at this point : no death threat to disband the club, it has all the players, 2 ace strikers, a correct goalie, good defence, good synergy, a store of hissatsus and tactics in stock, and no current drama yet

That's basically what Unmei says to him as he reviews the current situation before going to school

His way to school is exactly how your parents & grandparents told you it was back then : "we had to walk 2782636 kilometers on foot in the jungle and fight lions on the way without food and lunch" ahh moment

But no one believes him when he tells his crazy shenanigans on his way to school, so today Sakurazaki and Kisoji decided to accompagny him

On their way, they encounter members of their crazy-ass school's cult they didn't know existed (it's a whole another imaginary scenario 😭) blocking and asking them if they'd join

Hopefully, a random religious procession appears and da Trio decides to tag along to avoid the other group

But since they wouldn't stop following them, Da Trio had to go all the way with the procession to the hidden temple in the mountain and skip school

While they're here, they interact with a monk explaining them he had been watching them for a while and that what they're doing make sakka cry

The monk also offer them cookies and let them play with his doggos 🥰

Anyway...back at home

Unmei goes in his room, logs on his computer and starts working on tactics and training regiment for the next match

Except he can't because the datas have dissapeared

Mental_breakdown.mp3

Calls his teammates to retrieve potential copies of it

No one has them : mental_breakdown_the_sequel.mp3

"It's okay, because i have good memory and will recall everything in the morning and we will be able to train"

The next morning, Unmei can't remember shit

In fact, no one in da Team remembers what is the name of their opponents

Anyway, training arc

Except they can't because there is no soccer ball in the soccer club

They buy some at the sport store

Back at the soccer field, they can finally train

Raika and Sakurazaki tried their combined hissatsu but missed big time, leaving Shisendo to catch the oxygen instead. The ball they shooted was never found again

Second attempt, but sakka ball turned into sewer gate so they stopped in the middle of the hissatsu

The third ball poped, the fourth turned into live doves, the fifth into Dove soap, and on and on until the last one

Shisendo was asked to go back into the goalpost, but it has vanished

Nevermind, they shoot their shot, but instead of landing on the soccer field, everyone was teleported in the middle of the ocean

Hopefully, they have been rescued by one of their municipal elected officials on his boat passing by on his way to Inakuni

Asuto asks them how they ended up here, they explain that they were trying a hissatsu on Nagumohara's ground and this happened

"Oh, so the soccer club there has been re-opened since the incident 5 years ago" and this confuses da team since it made crazy noises in town when they did, how can he not know?

Anyway, back on the school ground, they tryna talk about it with their bonita teacher/coach but she has no idea what they are talking about since they are a tennis club and that sakka is forbidden inside school's vicinity

Cry_in_Sakurazaki's_backstory.mp4

They tried to call the Football Frontier's office but Da Team is unknown to them

Kisoji suddenly remembers the weird monk "maybe he can help us ?"

So they go back to the mountain temple and ask for that monk (one of the dogs has bitten Yagyuu's ass)

The monk told them he already warned them they were displeasing soccer so now soccer is ghosting them

The remedy is : they have to play soccer against soccer

"Okayyyy? How are we supposed to do that?" "What do you mean how you do that ? Apologize to soccer!"

The next day, they are going to Shinohara's house for a sleepover, because she has everything they need to make apology banner, 'cause they have no other idea to contact sakka

Nevermind because Haru found a DIY ritual on Bing to contact sakka (he has been invited for some reason)

Since soccer is a concept, they cannot interact with it on Earth, they need to access another stage of existence by chants and consumption of cookies

Thanksfully, Da Trio did not consummed all the cookies offered by the monk in a doggie bag

They do the ritual and everyone eats one cookie : by 4 am, this is a success, everyone's souls left their bodies, except Haru who doesn't have a soul 😢

All of the sudden, they were outside in the middle of the night in an unknown place and they can't see shit

Until astral figures appear and challenge them in a duel

So they play sakka, and da team won (i am too lazy to explain how)

Next thing they know, they are waking up in the middle of the class and everyone looks at them funny

They are confused, disoriented, but seems soccer doesn't ghost them anymore so this is good

They meet up with Haru, wondering why he wasn't with them playing against the weird creatures

Haru has no idea of what they are talking about

"By the way, congratulations on winning your qualification match ! See y'all in the 2nd part of FF" 🥰

The end 💋💋💋

Next poll :

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The haunting of Unmei

[sayatsugu]

Inspired by Factory Settings

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[rollaroundincompliments]

Okay obviously what K did is fucking insane but also a perfect escalation of their "I can fix him" energy from season one and the extreme consequences of that belief

[dearest-darlingest]

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Actually all of them are gay but Thundercracker is the only one that can feasibly get a bf