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I found an unpublished one-shot from my Marvel fanfic I wrote back in high school
#It actually gets funnier#the best part is Tony Stark telling Jackie’s best friend that the muggers are#“Among the trash“#And then the friend says “As they should be“#marvel#marvel fanfiction#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x oc#tony stark#Sam Wilson#quotev
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the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney
it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone
edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth
#ace attorney#glitter conspiracy solved the world’s largest buyer of glitter is the japanafornia legal system#since this post is now getting notes I will specify I am aware that it’s gumshoe throwing the confetti according to the official comic#I just think it’s much funnier that the actual game implies it’s a feature of the court room#and explain how apollo gets confetti then#I gotta commit to the bit
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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi#dunmeshi spoilers#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#falin x marcille#let's go lesbians let's gooooooo!!!!#listen I fully respect those who ship farcille starting from their school days it is very good#but I find it FAR funnier to think that Marcille does not realize her feelings are super not-platonic actually until WAY late lmao#let's pretend i can draw#I. genuinely don't know if this needs a mature label or any cws or not. I never draw anything that normally toes that territory lmaoooo#tumblr please don't get mad at me if I tagged this wrong!!! T_T
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“the runaway” where everything is the same except when sokka says he can’t even remember what his mother looks like, katara angrily stomps all the way into town to make a purchase, then stomps all the way back up the cliffside, and just indignantly holds up a hand mirror to sokka’s face.
#necessary disclaimer before anyone implies that this post was solely intended to be comedic#no it isn’t I am well aware of the tragic implications at play here thank you#I was very much intending to break hearts with this one :)#katara#sokka#kya&sokka#katara&sokka#actually im sure katara already owns a hand mirror#but for the purposes of this post the idea that she had to go purchase one is funnier#and she doesn’t even bother getting changed. half dressed soaking wet like ‘yes id like your cheapest mirror please’#‘I have to prove a point to my stupid emotionally constipated brother.’
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do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?
I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)
also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...
#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls john dory#freesia#trolls band together#this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start#my art#answered#freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts)#even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay#jd and her started dating pretty young#and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao#also almond and plum brownies <3#floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head#it's beautiful#also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics
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#lee speaks#now the source is ruined which I think is funnier than turning reblogs off. it will continue to spread but it's hilarious to me now#this post wasn't supposed to breach containment and I disagree with the majority of you and you're annoying me <3#I’ve found that I actually don’t care at all and I’m a grown ass man#fiiiiiiiine I’m turning reblogs off since people are getting actually pissy. fuck all of you
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i bet someone's done this before but i DID IT ANYWAY
(inspired by this video)
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#team fortress 2#engineer#i don't actually know the name for engineersniper#engiesniper#sniperengie#z art#z comic#love imagining the dismayed Nos! in his voice#he's probably actually like 5'6 but whatever it's funnier to me if he's extra short in this#will i get tired of making short jokes at engie's expense? no#edit: it's trucks n vans apparently!#trucks n vans
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I would very much like to see the rest of Brozone meeting Cloud Guy
they fear him
#in reality i think they all would really get along with him and make fun of branch for his hatred of him#they think he is a cool dood and do not understand why branch is such a poor sport#i'll draw this one day but i thought this shitpost would be funnier#my art#ask eddie#trolls#maybe jd would actually also find CG suspicious so you can find him and branch watching CG interact with everyone else through binoculars
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the goncharov stuff was on my dash, have no idea what it is (still dont) and i just started reblogging with the mindset of “i’m sure i’ll figure out what it is in a bit”
goncharov context
#i know some people might be mad that im 'ruining the joke' by explaining it#but as someone who has both been gaslighted and has delusions and memory issues i dont want other people to#go through that because of me. theres nothing funny about it.#goncharov is funny though dont get me wrong. id argue its actually funnier with the original context.#goncharov#unreality#🐉
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it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.
100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.
#mentopolis#and thats that from a local ace#i say ''accidentally'' since ofc i dont know freddie's thought process#most likely he was just trying to avoid getting too outright crude on the show#or thought going on about pillows and haircuts would be the funnier option than playing the horniness straight#but in-universe it paints him as only vaguely invested in actually achieving the goal of having sex#which means elias doesnt really care that much about sex#outside of cultural pressure to have it and its status as an easy in-road to physical contact#which he does desperately crave#plus its known that ace people are the most willing to make a joke out of sex lmao
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yeah no i’m still not here, i just scheduled this to post after a good chunk of people watch episode seven. i haven’t seen it yet. i have no idea what happened and that means this doesn’t count as a spoiler.
but i am assuming something off the walls happened or that it ended on a cliffhanger again (or maybe both at the same time) and that’s why i drew this. yeah this was done four days ago. i’m smart cookie
i’m assuming it came out already. kinda just guessing at this point
#murder drones#murder drones n#serial designation n#how did you know :0#i’m definitely gonna immediately go watch the episode when i get back and not check tumblr#so i’d refrain from saying stuff like ‘oh you have no IDEA’ if i was you#either way HHWHAT THE FUUUCK#i bet my sweetest tooth i’m actually gonna say that when i watch it btw#zeisty’s goofs#this is even funnier when you consider i intentionally avoided most of the teasers
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So does he, Gallagher.
#honkai star rail#hsr blade#gallagher#i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU#and then blade constantly just being blade as usual#its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but#i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary#but the amount of times blade was the recipient......#i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just#get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better#so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle#funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still#but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me#so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ?#i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway#one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys#also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out#i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool#and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher#so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought#(no i am not but we can pretend)
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house really is such a manic pixie dream girl djdjdhd what do you mean he’s a world famous genius doctor AND plays like four instruments AND has a great voice AND is an amazing cook AND is extremely good looking and charming when he wants to be AND has a tragic mysterious past…oh but he’s a jerk uwu
#i mean i know half of these things are actually just hugh laurie irl which is even funnier#like i can’t even be mad that 90% of the people in his life are in love with him like i get it#house md
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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?
Like so?
(Bonus art under the cut)
#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed#dracula daily#re: dracula#dracula#lizard fashion#The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost#bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends#personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters#since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him#the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me#because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch#but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive#BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier#or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading#I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as#the ex-wives of dracula#he's going to england to escape their ridicule
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marinette finally works up the courage to tell adrien the truth about his father and he’s just like “i know” and rips off his jacket to reveal the peacock miraculous
#marinette coming clean about gabe is the new marinette confessing her love#i hope she writes him a letter about it and mixes it up again and some rando gets akumatized because they think their dad was hawkmoth#meanwhile adrien thinks marinette really wants him to make her this recipe for clam chowder and spends the day searching for fresh clams#why did i put this in the tags it’s funnier than my actual post#ah well too late now#miraculous ladybug#ml recreation#noodling
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one of the funniest changes made by the terror amc is that historically officers on the ships wouldn’t have been shaved by their stewards. like they would have been brought hot water and shit but not actively shaved/washed. which means jopson is never beating the allegations
#the terror#this is even funnier considering that the captain’s steward was in charge of a bunch of provisioning stuff for the whole ship#guy who is obsessed with his boss to the point of neglecting his actual job in order to get very close to him with a straight razor
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