#JACK MY BABYYYYYY

[jackslocket]

do NOT contact me. i am mourning

[minecraftfandoms]

BECAUSE HE KNEW!!!! HE’D BEEN THERE TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE! (Headcanon that Jack failed 13 escape attempts before he finally got out) HE’D SEEN AND HEARD KIDS CRY AND SCREAM OVER AND OVER AS THEY WERE PULLED AWAY!!! HE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULDN’T HAPPEN AGAIN MUCH LESS TO SOMEONE HE FINALLY LET IN AND ACTUALLY CONSIDERED FAMILY 😭😭😭😭😭

You know what kills me?

Jack’s face as Crutchie is dragged to the refuge

That look

[tending-the-hearth]

JACK WILDER'S COMING BACK LIV, WE'VE GOT OUR BOY BACK

THE WAY I ALMOST CRIED BC HE WASN’T IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE TRAILER AND I WAS ABOUT TO BE SO UPSET

and then he showed up and i went omg it’s my babyyyyyy

[heavyhitterheaux]

FL concepts: giving Jack the silent treatment 🤭🤭🫣

You were sitting on the couch with your arms crossed and Jack had been trying to get your attention all evening, but you weren’t having it. You were tired, your feet were swollen, and your husband had pissed you off six hours ago and you weren’t talking to him.

“Babe!”

Silence.

“Baby girl!”

Silence.

“Now I know you hear me calling you.”

Silence.

“BABYYYYYY! What if I was dying and you were ignoring me?”

Silence. 

Jack then took it upon himself to lay in your lap and you were attempting to push him off of you, but instead he hugged you tighter.

“Baby, how long are you going to give me the silent treatment for?”

Silence.

“Babyyyyy, I’ll buy you more. I was hungry!”

All you did was sigh and roll your eyes.

“You ate my wing stop.” You quickly muttered while finally looking at him.

“But you said you didn’t want it!”

“Jack, I’m pregnant, my mind changes about what I want every five minutes. You should have known better!”

“Are you seriously going to play the ‘I’m pregnant’ card for everything? You do that anyway.”

“Take it back or you will not get to see them be born.” You said looking down at him with narrowed eyes. 

Jack simply opened the wing stop app on his phone before handing it to you so that you could order what you wanted. 

You quickly snatched it from him before browsing the menu. 

“Get me atomic fries babe.”

“I’m not getting you a got damn thing. Get it yourself for causing me to be in distress.”

“BABY!”

“Jackman, I will call Maggie.”

“But…”

“Think carefully about what you’re going to say next and I’m still not talking to you.”

“WHAT? WE JUST HAD A FULL BLOWN CONVERSATION!”

“Clay wouldn’t treat me like this.”

“WHAT?”

Silence.

“Baby, seriously?”

Silence.

You simply handed him back his phone and he took it while putting it on the table and then turned back towards you.

“You know there’s only one way to make this right.” You said before crossing your arms.

“Yes?” Jack nervously asked.

“I need a new pink Birkin.”

“Well, call Clay to get it for you since he’s your favorite Harlow child.”

All you did was eye him before taking out your phone and dialing.

“Who are you even calling?”

You didn’t respond as you waited for him to pick up.

“Y/N!”

“Hiii little baby!”

“WHAT?!” Jack exclaimed while looking over at you and all you did was smile. 

“Your brother ate my wing stop and I’m sending him to you for the night because I’m tired of looking at him.”

“Well who says I want him?! And I would never treat you like that.”

“CLAY!”

“Oh shit, am I on speaker?”

“Two words. Flame thrower.”

[bropunzeling]

i wish you would write a fic about girl!trevor in the girl!leon universe :)

oh gosh oh golly. the thing is if you'd asked about this a year ago it would be girl!trevor and jamie fumbling towards love where trevor figures out she has feelings because someone else hits on jamie and she is soooooo upsetti spaghetti about it which is stupid, obviously jamie can hook up with whOEVER, but this girl seems shallow and like she would just want jamie for SEX and POST ABOUT HIM ON TWITTER, and okay the next girl seems cool and outdoorsy but like is that the kind of girl jamie wants? does he want to hook up with someone who goes hIKING? and so on and so forth until someone (jack? jonesy? sonny?) is like huh seems like the only person good enough for jamie is you and trevor is like yeah!!! wait,,,

but NOW given the TRADE of it all my thoughts are: summer romance babyyyyyy. trevor brute forcing a summer hang out and getting so invested in having a good time (while refusing to examine why, exactly, she is so very invested in them having a good time, exactly how they used to in anaheim). however. there is so much tension. swimming and hanging out on a boat becomes a new game of "how long is too long to look at someone's abs". perhaps trevor refuses to layer up and has to borrow jamie's flyers branded hoodie and has weird mixed feelings about it. jamie keeps talking about philly and trevor gets horribly jealous about him making all these new friends and going to mexico without her. trevor letting slip how much the trade rumors about HER are fucking her up. jamie being super conscientious, the way he always has been around trevor, only now trevor is wondering what would happen if his hand touched lower on her back, or higher on her thigh. she thinks she might be into it. she kind of wants to throw up about it. she kind of wants to throw up about how nothing is the way it used to be but also she might want it to be different than it used to be. they get caught in a summer rainstorm and jamie's shirt is plastered to his chest and there's rain clinging to his eyelashes and the urge to kiss him hits trevor like a freight train. maybe she will

idk i just want.... longing but also navigating being a loud obnoxious woman whose team has actively given up on her yk?????? but also her suddenly wanting to kiss jamie so bad it makes her look stupid

[arcielee]

ship and let ship

I was originally tagged by the lovely @cdragons for this (and I love this idea so much), as well as my darlings @asa-do-your-thing & @bucknastysbabe 💜

List your 10 favorite pairings you shipped throughout 2023 for funsies ✨ These are in no particular order, just the random ships I roamed Tumblr for.

☆ Alysmond (artwork by the talented @paintb0x, you keep me fed) ☆ Aegmond (it's fucked up, but I don't care, just go read Dark Night of the Soul by the wonderful @sylasthegrim) ☆ Helaemond (this is @helaelaemond's fault) ☆ Aemondsa (yes, another Aemond pairing, but I would ship this man with with a sock if this meant seeing him do something spicy 😈, also go read witchcraft in your lips by slaymond on ao3) ☆ Actually, just Targaryen x Stark, a Song of Ice and Fire tragedy, I literally do not care the paring, I just want the angst, tysm (but you should read The Wolf and The Dragon by @flower-cage) ☆ Handsome Jack x Rhys (Borderlands) ☆ Shuggy (Shanks x Buggy the Clown, omfg, this is @aemonddtargaryen fault for getting me to watch the live action One Piece, which reminds me...) ☆ ZoSan (Zorro x Sanji babyyyyyy) ☆ King Alfred x Uhtred of Bebbanburg, the og toxic couple 💜

AND FINALLY... and I don't care how self-indulgent this is

☆ Any reader me x Osferth story. I have loved them all, thank you for allowing me to disappear into them, I eat them up 💜

Any Tumblr kindred spirits tagged, share your depravity please.

@itbmojojoejo @bhxrdy @lonnson @breanime @annikin-im-panicin @azperja @aemondsmoon @witheredoffherwitch @zae5 @boundlessfantasy @chattylurker @fan-goddess @theold-ultraviolence @theoneeyedprince @troublesomesnitch @poetic-fiasco @gemini-mama @namelesslosers @babyblue711 @islandfantasydream @schniiipsel @multyfangirl literally if this is on your dash, do it, I want to know 😆

[manycoloureddays]

top 5 dykes (challenge + question)

i’ll take you up on both but good lord how do i pick?

faith lehane (btvs) - biggest dyke in sunnydale which is saying something, but you don’t get to kiss your girl best friend turned nemesis on the forehead and then get stabbed by her and when you wake up swap bodies with her and not be a dyke of all time to me

saira (we are lady parts) - having a specific poem associated with you and the girl you are obsessed with and having a boyfriend that fades into obscurity would be enough but let me just leave this here

aragorn (lotr) - “if by my life or death i can protect you i will, you have my sword” i rest my case

kit tanthalos (willow) - SWORD DYKE OF MY DREAMS!!!!!! did not realise she was in love with her best friend - not even when she had a melt down that said best friend was leaving her - until someone literally told her and even then she had to come to terms with it, AND THEN she immediately is like “i go where you go, your people will be my people” immediately. fantasy uhauling.

morgana pendragon - made me the dyke i am today babyyyyyy, if i cant have her no one can kind of murderous dyke energy

honorary mentions: gary hallet (practical magic), josh lyman (the west wing), dulcie collins (deadloch), mac (miss fisher), jack robinson (miss fisher), beatrice (much ado about nothing), george knightly (emma), hen & karen wilson (911)

[orchideous-nox]

Fanfiction author interview game

thanks @wordsofwilderness for this tag!!!

how many works do you have on ao3?

32

what's your total ao3 word count?

400,459 (wow)

your top 5 stories by kudos/likes?

think i need someone older

if i don't make it back from where I've gone

the things i do when i picture you

my insides are red and yours are too

take me where the music ain't too loud

do you respond to comments?

i usually try to but sometimes i forget but i read all of them!!

what's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

oh 100% what you see is not the dark, we love a good MCD

what's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

this is a though one but knee deep is the first happy ending that comes to mind and possibly the happiest ending

do you write crossovers?

no i tend to keep them quite focused when i have an AU, though i do wonder how Jack Sparrow would handle life on The Death Eater

have you ever received hate on a fic?

not on my fics, i've had plenty in my asks though

do you write smut?

this is a silly question

have you ever had a fic stolen?

i don't think so

have you ever had a fic translated?

nope, someone asked but they wanted to put it on a different website than ao3 so i said no

have you ever co-written a fic before?

no, i don't think i could ever co-write something, I'm very particular about my fics

what's your all time favourite ship?

rosekiller babyyyyyy

what's a wip that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

my band au see how it shines will forever be the bane of my existence, if i do ever finish it then it will be a long way in the future

what are your writing strengths?

i have been told i write good smut and i am good at making it poetic? I'm good at making people cry so i guess writing emotion

what are your writing weaknesses?

uhhhhh.....conciseness? my chapters are always like 10k words long and i think i can tend to waffle a bit. I'm also guilty of a strong start and then the quality can dip as a chapter or fic goes on, its something I'm more conscious of now than i used to be

what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

i enjoy it if it's done well and with purpose rather than just thrown in for the sake of having someone thirst over french words, i also love a good nickname in a character's native language

what's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

like at all...seabunny, cosmicbunny, goldenshower and crownest, but background ships that i haven't written a main fic for then 100% dorlene and pandalily but i have 2025 plans for them both!!

what's your favourite fic you've written?

it's never just coffee will always be so special to me, i love it so so so much, but also adieu, mon dieu!!!

np tags: @futurequibblerjournalist @horrorosier @ecstarry @v7lgar

[sparkedblaze]

“Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.” -G.K. Chesterton

⚡️Hey! I'm Sparky or Blaze or any number of nicknames you wanna give me, I'm not really particular

🏳️‍⚧️My pronouns are he/they/it, but idrc as long as you don't call me she/her ♋18+ 👍🏼Writing, math, escape rooms, logic puzzles, movies, youtube, Dr. Pepper (I have an addiction to the stuff) 👎🏼Rootbeer, bugs, slimy things, loud noises, crowds, going out in public, getting wet 💔Triggers: S/A, S/H, bugs, clowns, SPIDERS (anything with more than 6 legs shouldn't exist, and 6 is already pushing it)

🤬I curse so please use caution

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✍🏼What/where I write: Newsies on AO3 Harry Potter Mauraders on Instagram

🎨More arty things: LinkTree Omg Newsies as Vines

🚫DNI: TERFs, -phobes, racists, anti-, yk this list could go on forever just don't be an asshole

🪭Fandoms: Newsies (1992, Live, and UKsies), Harry Potter (fuck jkr), Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia, Haikyu!!, Sk8 the Infinity, Hamilton, In the Heights, Heathers, Be More Chill, Six, 21 Chump Street, Legally Blonde the Musical, Mean Girls the Musical, 9-1-1, West Side Story, Cats the Musical, Panic There are probably more

🎶Favorite music: Age of Madness, Newsies, In the Heights, Alec Benjamin, DCOM soundtracks

🗣️Characters I can and will talk about for hours: Any newsie (but especially Albert, Elmer, Jack, Davey, Les, Mush, the Delanceys), Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Sturgis Podmore, Pandora Lovegood, Leo Valdez, Luke Castellan, Frank Zhang, Dabi, Shoto Todoroki, Iwaizumi Hajime, Nishinoya Yuu, Kojiro Nanjo (Joe), John Laurens, Pip Hamilton, Usnavi, Benny, JD, Heather Chandler, Michael Mell, Katherine Howard, Anne of Cleves, Justin Laboy, Emmett Forrest, Janis, Christopher Diaz, Athena Grant, Mouthpiece, Balkan, Baby John, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, Ray Hall, Heather Nill

🎙️Relationships you couldn't get me to stop talking about if you tried: Spralbert, Javey, Blush, Pink Flowerpatch, Xenora, Percabeth, Frazel, Hot Wings, MatchaBlossom, Lams, Boyf Riends, Buddie, NillHall

🫶🏻Mutuals:

@caw-salem Fuck u roomie 🥰

@the-lavender-lapin My babyyyyyy🩵

@noxexistant thank you for gracing my pfp with gay pryder 😭🙌🏼

@raggedy-albert My fellow Albert enthusiast 🧑🏻‍🦰

@kellyscowboy UR HCS ARE SO GOOOOOD 😍

@hexmari LOML IM GROVELING AT YOUR FEET 🙏🏼

🧐Special interests: Newsies, dinosaurs, DND

🎉Fun facts:

I play DND

I like math because I understand it almost all the time (and if I don't I can usually look it up and figure it out), words are hard

I'm in PST

I have a dog that only has 3 legs, his name is Porch

🕳️Current hyperfixation: ——————————

[cannibalisticskittles]

OC + Random Associations

tagged by @fiendpact, thank youuuuuu <3

Animal: i always waver between a dog and a cat with her – she's got the teeth and claws of a cat, the propensity for sleeping in and laying around in random bits of sunlight, and her mouth has a bit of that catlike :3 curve, but she is also extremely full of love in a way that radiates out from her much like a dog enthusiastically wagging its tail around exciting new people. either way tho – house pets that will love you deeply and also grievously wound someone who tries to harm you.

Colors: gold + vibrant blues and greens

Month: september?? i will be honest, i hadn’t had a month association before 

Songs: make the grade - jack conte, i won't hurt you - the west coast pop art experimental band, my dog’s eyes - zammuto, existential crisis hour - kilo kish, birdsong - regina spektor.

Number: 1 because she always feels lonely maybe, haha

Plants: asphodel – and I always think of strawberry blossoms when I think about what flower would best fit her, even though she is Very Allergic To Strawberries. sorry babe, but the imagery of the humble little strawberry flower is just too fitting.

Scents: ash, sulfur, whatever the hell bat guano smells like bc of all her spell components – but also something pleasantly warm and earthy, like rocks in a hot spring

Gemstone: i feel like i’ve got to go with amethyst bc. purble. 

Time of day: late late late at night, creeping into the very early morning, when the world is quiet and you can’t help but hear your thoughts (or your worries) clearer than ever before 

Season: autumn – the warm colors and dry crackle of shed leaves for her well, and even more so because she’s recently accepted the patronage of equinox, an autumn eladrin-flavored archfey

Places: caves with bioluminescent plants/fungi, places with strange and magical flora like the feywild, but also busy, crowded city streets where it's easy to get lost in the noise 

Food:  stew! and traveling rations like hardtack or jerky or dry, aged cheeses – things that would keep for a long time on the road. she’s an obligate carnivore, but she does try to pad her diet with as much non-meat as she can.

Drinks: really shit ale that you can buy in bulk at the local tavern as you daydrink with your adventuring party and discuss what steps to take next to fulfill your quest as you also take turns sneakily refilling your friend’s mug so that he remains convinced that it’s magically self-sustaining. (and also, a shitload of water. to wash down the dry ass jerky and hardtack.)

Element: fire

Seasonings: cinnamon and clove! also maybe saffron because she spent so much of her life traveling with trading caravans and saffron seems like the kind of coveted shit that would justify long-ass journeys by guarded caravan.

Sky: night, somewhere in the wilderness where it's so dark that the stars fill the sky everywhere you look

Weather:  hot, dry, windless summer days – if faerûn had wildfire watch levels, it would be stuck on extreme 

Magical power: fireball babyyyyyy (+ a dash of hellish rebuke)

Weapons: daggers. and more daggers, hidden in various places on her body. and teeth. so many sharp teeth. 

Candy/Sweets: honey candy, soft caramels – and pop rocks. she would be delighted by pop rocks.

Method of long distance travel: walking. just… long slogs on foot. walking across distances that are truly miserable to traverse – the sort where you’re ready to give up halfway through but can’t, because turning back would take as long as soldiering on, so you soldier on anyway? that. 

Artstyle: my memory of art styles has not really been brushed up on since my middle school days, i admit, but i think i lean towards impressionism for her

Fear: being useless, being alone, being Known; and, of course, the combination of those fears combined – having someone get close enough to her that it feels like they really know her and see her for who she is and then reject her as not being worth their time. 

Mythological creature: fairies/fae! they're beautiful, terrible, awful little winged shitheads and she adores them. and, to a lesser degree, unicorns, lmao. an association with and an assumption of goodness while also being fully willing and capable of skewering someone.  

Piece of stationery: an old, old notebook filled with small, cramped notes; various plans and calculations and details about people she comes across (‘naming day is just before the winter solstice; remember, they dislike most sweets and pastries’)

Three Emojis: 🥰🔥✨

Celestial body: stars, but distant and far off – she views herself as one of many, not standing out, and she’s very content with that! (imagining herself as one star in a sea of stars would delight her, actually. would feel a little less lonely.) perhaps she is a sun to someone, but that will never be how she sees it.

tagging @amphyn, @biknuckles, @brekkie-e, @fangmich, @lesbianaloy, @meishuu, @riddlcr, @stellamancer, @wasserpl – no pressure tho, haha

[cyarskaren1899]

Jul 30

heavyhitterheaux

Jan 19

Tonight, I'm Going to Dance For You (NSFW 18+)

A Ballerina's Tale Fic

AN: They're always going to show up for each other in their time of need

Synopsis: Jack isn't being honest about how he's feeling lately, so you take it upon yourself to do something special for him

Pairing: Jack Harlow x Reader

Requested by: my baby @nattinatalia 😘💕

Do not engage if you are not 18+

A Ballerina's Tale Masterlist

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You could tell that something was bothering your boyfriend but you couldn't quite put your finger onto what it was.

He was on tour while you were taking a few days off from the theater and you would be reunited with him in the next two weeks but it seemed like time was creeping by slowly.

The short conversations were attributed to him being on the go non stop and you knew that he was exhausted so you didn't think anything of it, you worried about him more than he liked and you flat out told him that you worrying was never going to change no matter how much he threw a fit about it.

It all came to a head on a Thursday night on a routine facetime call while Jack was in Poland and you were in New York.

"Babe, why are you so quiet?" You curiously asked while taking your popcorn out of the microwave.

"Because I obviously don't have a lot to say." Jack replied to you while shrugging and it took all the strength in you not to roll your eyes.

"But you always do when we talk so that's unusual. Did something happen?"

"No."

All you did was sigh.

"Will you please tell me what’s wrong so I can at least try to help you fix it? Even if I am miles away from you. I can tell that you aren’t okay."

"There isn't anything wrong and nothing happened so can you drop it?"

"No, because there is something wrong with you so why don't you just tell me?"

"Y/N, I already said I'm fine."

"And I say that you're lying. Don't you think I know you like the back of my hand by now?"

"You just don't know when to fucking quit, do you?"

Your breath hitched when you heard the tone of voice that he used and simply stayed quiet.

"Oh, so now you don't have anything to say?" Jack asked while eyeing you and you simply didn't respond.

"I was just being a good girlfriend and checking on my boyfriend since I love him so much so there is no need for you to act like an asshole towards me because you've been doing this shit for WEEKS. But I'll leave you alone then, bye."

You quickly hung up the facetime call and proceeded to go sit in the living room and flip on the TV while Jack was blowing up your phone left and right.

It was simply next to you on the couch and you let it ring.

Jack- Babe, seriously? So you just hang up on me now?

Jack- I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.

Jack- Babyyyyyy

Jack- Pleaseeee answer me 🥺

Jack- Not you sending me to voicemail 😭

You- Goodnight 

Jack- Babe!

You- I said goodnight Jackman

Jack- Damn full government though? Baby, I'm sorry 😞 

Jack- And it's only like 6 pm over there right now, you aren't going to sleep already 😭

You tossed your phone to the side after looking at it and focused on eating your popcorn and making yourself comfortable with a Harry Potter marathon.

You would answer him eventually 

Just not for the rest of the night 

You woke up to there being a knock on your door and you quickly pulled the comforter away from your body in order to see who it was.

Once you got there, you opened it to see multiple bouquets of your favorite flowers waiting for you and you just rolled your eyes. 

And of course there was a note attached to it from your boyfriend who you were currently mad at.

I love you and I'm sorry stink 💖

You immediately went to the kitchen to put them in water when you heard your phone going off from your bedroom.

You already knew that it was Jack and you were still a little irritated with him so you took your slow sweet time getting it.

Once you answered, you saw a head full of curls and your favorite pair of blue eyes.

"Did you like your flowers?"

“No, they’re in the trash.” You said while shrugging and laying back down in your bed.

“BABY!”

“No. Do not baby me. What you did was not necessary and I didn’t do anything to you.”

“But you are my baby.”

“Oh? So today I’m your baby? What was I last night when you snapped at me?”

“A caring and loving girlfriend that I should have never said that too. But, wait, did you really throw them in the trash? They’re your favorite.”

“Stop trying to change the subject.”

“Babyyyyyy I’m sorry. Do you forgive me?”

“On one condition.”

“Yes?”

“You tell me what’s bothering you.”

All Jack did was sigh before running a hand through his curls and looking back at you.

“I miss you and I’m frustrated that we have to go these long stretches of time without seeing each other.”

You were quiet for a few seconds taking everything in that Jack had just told you.

“Jackman….”

“Yes, my little prima?”

“You couldn’t have just said that yesterday?”

“I could’ve and I don’t know why I didn’t.”

“In this relationship, we communicate so you know better than that.”

“I know and I’m sorry.”

“We don’t have too much longer and I can come and see you soon.”

“I can’t wait that long.”

“Baby, you’re going to have to. It’ll be worth it.”

“Can’t you just come today?” Jack asked and you could tell he was frustrated.

“I wish I could, but I have a few things to finish up first.”

“So, tomorrow then?”

“JACKMAN THOMAS!”

“Not the full government again.”

“Let me do what I need to do and I promise to see you in a week or so.”

“Not soon enough, but I’ll take what I can get. I love you.”

“I’m ignoring that first part, but I love you too.”

As soon as you hung up with Jack on facetime, you had seen where you had gotten a text from Neelam.

Neelam- Please come and get your boyfriend, he is getting on my LAST nerve

You- Oh good lord, what is going on?

Neelam- Him being an ass because he misses you so if you can come tonight, I will buy your plane ticket because something has to give because he is giving us the blues

You- Looks like it was worse than I thought. Okay, send it to me. I’ll be there. 

Neelam- Sending it now and thank you omg I don’t know how much longer I can take

You immediately started packing your things in your leopard suitcase at a rapid speed so that way when you got back in the house later, everything would be good to go and the only thing you had to worry about was getting to the airport on time.

Bottom line is Jack better be thankful that you loved him as much as you did.

Once you had landed, you let Neelam know and she sent you the information for the hotel and that she left a room key for you at the front desk. It was cold in the airport so you were thankful that you were wearing one of Jack’s New Balance hoodies that you had stolen from him months ago. Luckily the hotel wasn’t far from the airport and you got there in less than ten minutes. After getting the room key, you made your way to the twelfth floor in order to see your boyfriend. 

You had opened the door to see that he was typing away rapidly on his phone and didn’t even acknowledge your presence until you called out to him.

“Uh?? Didn’t you beg me to get on a plane to come and see you sooner? Your girlfriend is here?”

Jack then looked startled at your presence, but immediately smiled and got up to properly greet you.

“Baby… you’re squeezing me.” You were able to barely squeak out and you could’ve swore that he hugged you tighter.

“I missed you so much.” Jack said while planting a kiss on the top of your head.

“I missed you too, but I also miss breathing properly.”

“Oh, my bad. I thought you said that you would see me in a week?” Jack said while finally letting you go. 

“Neelam said it was an emergency.”

“Huh?”

“She said that you were getting on her nerves.”

“Seriously?!?”

“So, now that I am here, your phone is going on DND and you are going to get some proper rest and spend time with me before I have to go back to New York.”

“Babe, I still have a job to do.”

“And I get that, however, you need to take care of yourself too and spend time with your girlfriend.”

“I can’t let up just because you come to visit me, I have an entire career and I’ve worked my ass off for this.”

“Babe, I never said that, but you need a break. You haven’t been sleeping the best, you’re irritable, and ready to snap at the drop of a hat. I’m trying to help as best as I can but if you don’t let me, how can I? And weren’t you the one who literally begged me to come early? And this is how you act towards me?”

“You have a career don’t you? So I know you get it. I have too much riding on this.”

“You can take one afternoon off, that isn’t going to end your career.”

Just then Jack’s phone went off again and he looked down to see who it was and respond to them.

“Are you serious right now?”

“Baby, you’re making a bigger deal out of this than it needs to be.” Jack said while quickly typing away on his phone.

“I could have stayed home for all this.” You said while crossing your arms and looking at Jack in absolute disbelief.

Jack sighed before looking back over at you.

“Prima, I don’t want to argue with you.”

“Then listen to me.”

“I am listening to you.”

“Yet, you still have your phone in your hand. What is so hard about handing it to me and putting it on DND?”

“I told you already, so you weren’t listening the first time?”

Oh, he had you fucked up.

“Jackman Thomas. I have had it up to here with you and how you’ve been acting these past few weeks. Because one thing that I will not tolerate is being ignored by my boyfriend especially when I’m trying to help him. Fix your fucking attitude because I will turn my ass around and go home.”

Without another word, Jack handed you his phone and you quickly put it on DND and hid it.

“You are going to sleep until your show tonight. I’ll make sure that you get up on time.”

Jack simply nodded before making his way over to the bed and laying down, you then went over to your suitcase to take out a pair of leggings and a t-shirt to put on for when you got out of the shower.

“Babe?”

“Go to sleep.”

“But why are you so far away?! It’s easier when you’re close to me.”

“I’m going to take a shower and then I’ll lay down with you.”

“Can we do something else too?”

“No.”

“But it’s been weeks!”

“Go.to.sleep.NOW.”

All you heard was Jack sigh and bury himself deeper into the comforter as you made your way into the bathroom. 

You didn’t take a long shower, but once you had gotten out and gone back to where your boyfriend was, he was staring at you and pouting.

“Fix your face, I’ll be over there in a minute.” You said while grabbing your lavender lotion and lathering yourself up.

“Don’t you need help with that?” Jack asked and you rolled your eyes.

“Don’t even try it, because you are on very thin ice right now. Need to make sure your ass doesn’t start to ice skate and then fall through to some freezing ass water.”

“But..”

“I will call Maggie.”

You didn’t hear another word out of him and he patiently waited for you to come over to the bed. Once you laid down next to him, he immediately laid his head on your chest and you began playing in his curls.

“I’ve been such an ass to you and I’m sorry. I know that you only want the best for me.”

“And that will never change. I just wish you would learn how to take a step back sometimes because you are going to burn yourself out. And once you do that then what?”

“You’re right. How long are you staying?”

“Long enough to make sure that you aren’t getting on Neelam’s nerves.”

“Oh, so the rest of the tour then?”

“Don’t push it, Jackman.”

“It was worth a try.”

Within another twenty minutes, Jack was knocked out on your chest as you set an alarm on your phone to make sure he woke up on time and you sent a text to Neelam letting her know that you had taken care of everything.

You had left the show early in order to get back to the hotel to set up your surprise for Jack even if he had been acting like an entire ass, you knew it was because he was tired and that he wasn’t getting the proper rest that he needed. 

You had slipped on one of your favorite lingerie sets that Jack had gotten you in Paris and put your hair in loose curls. You had the perfect plan in order to get Jack to relax and relieve some stress. It was the least you could do and besides, you were getting something out of it too.

It was then that your phone went off and you knew it was Jack asking where you were.

Jack- Babyyyyyy, are you okay? Urban said you left early

You- I’m fine, but I have something for you so hurry up and get here

Jack- SAY LESS 👀

You had put your black silk robe on because you had gotten cold and laid down on the bed while patiently waiting for your boyfriend.

Another thirty minutes went by before you heard the key in the door and he walked in to see you smiling at him.

“Babe, you sure you’re okay?” Jack asked while making his way over to you and leaning down to kiss you.

“I promise I’m fine.”

“Didn’t you say you had something for me?” He curiously asked and you simply nodded.

“I do, and I’m going to need you to sit right here.”

“Okay. Does it involve me taking off that silk robe you’re wearing?”

“Maybe, maybe not.”

“You already got me bricked up and you didn’t even do anything.”

“Hmm, I have that effect on people.”

“WHAT?!”

“Just kidding my baby. But I wanted to do something for you. I haven’t done this in a while. Like the last time I did this was before we started dating.” 

“Oh?”

You then straddled Jack catching him off guard and his hands immediately went to grab your hips and pull you closer to him if that was even possible.

“Do you remember the first private dance I did for you?” You asked him while whispering in his ear.

“Fuck, how could I forget?”

“Do you remember what song it was?”

“If I get this wrong are there any consequences?”

You simply shook your head no before starting to undo your robe and letting it fall to the floor. 

“Damn, I forgot how much I missed seeing you in that.” Jack then reached up to bring his lips to your neck and you quickly titled your head to give him better access.

“Wasn’t it Beyonce? Dance for you?” Jack answered, but he wasn’t totally sure since all he remembers was being absolutely mesmerized by how your body moved to the song. 

“And I think we have a winner.”

“Not my baby using my own lines on me.”

Just then Jack heard Beyonce’s voice come through your portable speaker that was in the corner of the room and you slowly began to grind on him.

You could feel how hard he was through his jeans so there was only a matter of time before he would want to rip this lingerie set off of you and bury himself in you.

“Shiiiiiit, babe. Stop teasing me.”

“Teasing? What’s that?”

“Prima, don’t play with me.”

“Who’s playing, baby?”

“Come on mamas.”

Just then you undid the snaps of your bra since it snapped in the front and threw it off to the side and you could physically see how Jack was trying to restrain himself from throwing you on the bed and trying to let you finish dancing to the song because he was enjoying it a little too much.

“Baby, I can’t take it anymore.”

“Wait, what?” You curiously asked not understanding what was wrong.

Next thing you knew, Jack had flipped the two of you over so that he was hovering above you and quickly started planting kisses between the valley of your breasts and kept going all the way down until he was face to face with your black thong that he proceeded to slide down your legs before coming back up to plant his face directly between your thighs.

Once he did, he didn’t show you any mercy.

As he lapped at your folds, your hands immediately found their way into his curly hair in order to be able to pull him even closer.

“Oh, fuckkkkkkk. Babe….”

Jack then inserted two of his fingers and was moving them in and out of you at a painfully slow pace and you were starting to get antsy.

“Baby, stop teasing me.” You whined and bucked your hips forward closer to where he was to get some type of relief. 

“Teasing? What’s that?”

“Babyyyyyyyy.”

“Isn’t that what you said to me earlier, prima?”

“I don’t recall.”

“Oh, you don’t? I will edge you all night if you don’t stop lying to me.”

“But….”

“Choose your words carefully.” Jack said as he put his mouth back on you and you couldn’t help but to moan out in pleasure.

“Shiiiit, shit, shit.”

You felt that you were close, but as soon as you were about to reach your peak, Jack pulled away from you.

“BABY!”

“You didn’t answer my question, prima.”

“Fine, I said it, now let me fucking cum.”

“As you wish.”

Jack then placed his fingers back inside of you and less than a minute later, you were coming undone in front of him.

“So pretty, every time.” Jack said before sliding into you.

You had no idea when he had lost the rest of his clothes, but you weren’t complaining one bit.

“Fuckkkk, you feel amazing. Shit.”

Jack was going at a slow even pace and trying to make this last as long as possible seeing that the two of you hadn’t had sex in about a month and he wanted to take his slow sweet time and made sure that you got all of his attention. 

You placed your arms around Jack’s neck to bring him down closer to you and he planted several kisses on your lips and over the rest of your face before you caught him off guard by flipping the two of you over without him slipping out and you began to ride him as he hands immediately went back to your hips.

“Shit, baby.”

You were going at the same even pace as Jack was before when you were underneath him and you could tell that he was close and it wouldn’t be too much longer before he came. So that’s when you sped up your pace. You could tell that this would be one round of many for the night knowing him. 

“Baby……”

“You’re close, I know. I am too.”

Less than a minute later, Jack had lightly pushed you off of him and released all over your chest and you gave him no time to recover as you immediately reached down to place him in your mouth.

“Wait! Baby, hold on!”

You didn’t even bother to listen to his pleas and was on a mission to give him the most pleasure that you possibly could. Jack’s right hand immediately went to your hair to pull you closer to him and you could tell that he was doing his best to not release for a second time just yet.

“Damn, I love that pretty little mouth of yours. You take me so well every time.”

Jack’s grip got a little tighter on you and so did yours on him as you increased your pace of moving him in and out of you.

You then felt him twitch inside your mouth and knew it was only a matter of time and sure enough he released in your mouth.

“Fuckkkkk, baby.”

You then let out a soft giggle as Jack rode out his high and he looked at you confused.

“What?”

“Are you okay now and done being an asshole?” You curiously asked as Jack made his way to stand up and pick you up to take you to the bathroom so that the two of you could get in the shower.

“Yes.”

“Pussy seriously does run the world.” You said and Jack immediately rolled his eyes.

“Oh, and babe?” He asked as the two of you were now in the shower letting the water run over both of you.

“What’s wrong?”

“You are going to finish giving me that dance right?”

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[yellowsomethings]

beans exchange letter 2023

hi its us thebeans you have been selected to secret us a santa !! this is going to be a bit of a tutorial letter so everyone else knows what exchange letters are like, so rest assured it will be as comprehensive as i can manage. remember that you do not need to fulfill All of the conditions the recipient lists, just at least one of them to the best of your ability. woo

want:

1. hermits

big fan of grian, scar, mumbo, ren, doc, bdubs, zed, joe hills, things of this nature. i think the slapfight goes here if it goes anywhere. we have seen seasons 6/7/8/9 and a little of season 5 so if you go before that we will probably be Confused but Willing To Roll With It. idk theres the wonderful world of hermits and crafting

2. lifes

you are probably well aware the extent to which we like the life series. things you could cover include property police kiss on the mouth secret life (or property police cold patrol new life which isn't getting its own entire bullet but it's a thing), treebark slash fairydog slash renb, toxic yaoi majorwood, the bad boys, last life grumbo, idk get silly with it !! slash p or slash r it is all good <- applies to all listed items in this letter not just here

3. empires

empires:). for season 1 there's flower husbands; you could do kathgempearl or some duo permutation; arenaduo; the whole wra tbh; smallidarizzie trio; scott and xornoth content (you could write the one billionth postcanon xornoth finds out what happened fic if you wanted). for season 2 HEAVENTRIO OBVIOUSLY; or arenaduo again or hallelujahduo or roundhousekickduo which i still need to come up with a better name for; best buds jim and joel; kathgem; pixlriffs; the crossover; fairytale trio i also like; maybe some olieddie as a treat if you're so inclined

4. eswap

free space basically. scottpearl !!!!!!! or arenaduo or kathgempearl again (or duo permutation) or pearl and pix bonding maybe idk what the state of eswap is gonna be pixwise by the end of november. or if some other part of eswap compels you then go for it. you might wanna write the watcher grian crossover idea that jay2 had that one time. up to u :D

5. pirates/rats

yeah babyyyyyy this is the writing to pander to littlesound zone. i love datastream martyn interacting with this-is-just-their-world other characters such as oli or sausage or olive or shelby or owen or scar or other people that don't start with the letters o and s. kisstrels obviously (including shep and shub); you could do property police with martyn and safety rat; farmer rat scott, baker rat lizzie, he had a pretty sweet bond with will. maybe mratyn watching as oli tries and fails to seduce the butler with cringefail affection in his eyes. maybe mratyn trying and failing to seduce one of the brown wild dogs at the edge of the grounds while scott looks on in disappointment. p!bek is canonically aroace so if you write pirate bekel you'd probably get Comments about it but like if you don't fear the fandom then fuck it. SPEAKING OF:

6. witchcraft

YURI OPPORTUNITY AGAIN BUT FOR BEK INSTEAD! beky's finally figured out her witchcraft bek au which is that el is a not-so-famous witchtuber and bek is one of her few very dedicated commenters so when el randomly stumbles across the supreme witch crown where scott dropped it then she ends up asking bek what to do and they bond from there, so you may wanna do something with that.

7. dsmp

if you are dsmp inclined and you want to go classic style then you cannot go wrong with a little bit of crimboy/clingy. bee/bench and michael could also be fun; i like niki, big q, JACK MANIFOLD, fundy, eret, hbomb, foolish, and i miss honq every day babyyyy <- not every day but often. if you'd like to add to the hit canon ao3 tag tommyinnit crashes own funeral (dream smp) then that would be very welcomed too, i canonised that shit with my bare hands

8. au ideas

well i said all of that for canon concepts but what if you want to write/draw an alternate universe? goooo fuckin crazy with it my friend. some concepts i enjoy reading are: royalty; urban/low fantasy; newly discovered/obtained superpowers; domestic roommates setting; famous & doesnt give a shit about that fame; creative type & muse; guardian angel & human. idk have fun!

9. not mcyt

i'm adding this section because i know some people will want to do this but mine will be quite short because i . do not watch anything else. uhhhh the magnus archives. moon knight 2022. i like quite a lot of musical theatre but mostly the modern post hamilton shit and i have not seen hadestown. thubs up

do not want

don't do scottpearl if it isn't eswap please! or any hermit pearl actually! uhhh nothing particularly viscerally gorey but it's ok if people die or get injured. this isn't a dnw but it is a specification, if you would like to trans some genders and neo some pronouns then you should feel absolutely free to go ahead love is love. i think i'm gonna make no nsfw a rule for the entire exchange so i don't need to clarify that. probably best to have minimal cleo inclusion if any. any fics which are specifically about the moment after a life series game where characters see each other and talk about what happened because those are weirdly common and we don't like it and it feels weird. no blinding, no throats slit, no being suffocated/choked. ummm ya if you arent sure whether something would be ok then go ahead and ask!

will write

this one is gonna be much shorter

hermits: bdubs cub doc gem scar grian joe pearl ren tango xb zed cleo

life series: scott ren martyn pearl joel grian scar bdubs lizzie skizz mumbo jimmy gem

empires 1: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl joel jimmy

empires 2: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl pix shelby joel jimmy oli

pirates: acho aimsey bek puffy eret scar guqqie martyn kyle sausage olive oli owen ros shelby scott el tubbo

rats: bek el jimmy lizzie martyn oli olive owen scott shelby tubbo

witchcraft: scott joey pris shelby el cleo

dsmp: eret callahan eryn bbh puffy phil niki karl sapnap george quackity foolish jack manifold hbomb fundy aimsey slime wilbur sam ranboo schlatt dream punz tommy tubbo techno dxd

misc: honestly i think if you asked me to write qsmp phil tubbo fit cellbit bagi bad foolish wilbur tallulah chayanne then i probably could at this point. but don't ask me to. also the afterlife/new life smp i will write for also

won't write

i'm sorry i can't write the copper people on empires i just have not seen them enough to. highly doubt my ability to write crastle/best/ties/similar groupings well. dear god please don't make me write the syndicate it won't be good for either of us. i will not write nature wives i can't do it to my girlo. pirates!scott ships also. if it's gonna get me cancelled then i may still be willing to write it but i will not post it on ao3, it's going straight into fools writing discussion channel when it goes live. i won't write . idk pregnancy? you probably weren't gonna ask for pregnancy. again feel free to ask :thumbsup:

[becauseofthebowties]

ALEXANDER CALVERT as JACK KLINE in THE WINCHESTERS | 1.13 Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye

[rustic-space-fiddle]

A mix of all the Jack Kellies, including Christian Bale. I don’t understand why people just DITCHED Jack’s cowboy hat!

[heavyhitterheaux]

Breaking Headboards (Slight NSFW 18+)

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

AN: you know it's always something with these two

Synopsis: There's a first time for everything when the two of you touch down in Australia and break not only the headboard, but the bed in your hotel room

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlowx x Wife!Reader

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As Jack was mercilessly pounding into you, you purposely wrapped your left leg around him in order for him to get even deeper as he then grabbed a hold of the headboard. The two of you had been going at it ever since you reached Australia and even on the plane ride there much to Urban’s dismay since he was awake and had heard just about everything. When he made eye contact with the two of you as you both were coming out of the bathroom, all he did was shake his head.

Jack’s curls were all over the place

Your shirt was on backwards

And when Urban had gone in there before the plane had landed, he found your bra and simply threw it at Jack when he came out and it landed on top of his head. 

The two of you were going at it, every chance you got and you knew for a fact that it wouldn’t be slowing down any time soon.

Jack had now slowed his pace as he reached down to plant kisses all over your face and neck and you immediately let out a whimper. 

“Are you going to hurry up and let me cum all over your dick already?” You asked as he was now moving painfully slow in and out of you. 

“Hmm, with an attitude like that, I shouldn’t. I should just edge you all night and for the rest of the time that we’re here.” Jack answered you and he saw that you immediately rolled your eyes.

“You wouldn’t dare.”

“Try me. Fuck around and find out. You should know by now, everything I ever say that I’m going to do to you and for you, I do it.”

“Babyyyyyy, come onnnn.”

“Patience, baby, patience. I’ve already made you hit your peak close to ten times today, you can hold out a little longer.”

“No I can’tttt.”

“You better hold that shit until I tell you otherwise. Be a girl good for me.”

You compiled as best you could, and before you knew it, Jack’s thrusts sped up and started to get sloppier. Before you knew it, both of you had came, but you looked at Jack to see his eyes growing wide before he promptly brought you up to his chest and moving towards the end of the bed, followed by a large crashing noise.

“You okay?” Jack asked you as he looked at you and you simply nodded, but a little bit nervous.

“Uh, babe what was that?”

“Umm… we broke the headboard and the bed for that matter.”

“Oh, fuck.” You said as you turned around to assess the damage and it was bad. Really bad.

“Oh, fuck is right. Giving you this work so much that the bed couldn’t even take it.”

Both of your phones vibrated and Jack reached over to see that it was Urban.

Big Whore- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? DID YALL HEAR THAT?!

All Jack did was show you and the both of you began laughing.

“He is never going to let us live this down.”

“Between this and fucking on the plane and finding my bra? Not a chance.”

“At least I made you cum before it happened.” Jack said while shrugging his shoulders and all you did was smirk.

“Like that was going to stop you.”

“You right, we have a floor, couch, and a shower.”

“Uh oh.”

“What’s wrong baby besides the obvious?” Jack asked you while starting to play with your curls. 

“We have to tell Neelam and she is going to want to murder us. We don’t have a bed to sleep in.” 

“Shit. You have to do it, she’ll be less mad at you.”

“Oh fuck no, I am NOT going to be the one to tell her. She’s YOUR manager, not mine!”

“I broke it rearranging YOUR guts, did I not?” Jack asked, looking at you in disbelief. 

“Jackman Thomas, you are going to go and tell her right now.”

“Nah, nah I recall you asking me to hurry up and make you cum for the 1000th time today, this is just as much your fault as it is mine.”

“I’m innocent.”

“Says who? You weren’t innocent less than twenty minutes ago with my dick in your mouth and cum sliding down your throat so make it make sense.”

You simply rolled your eyes before sighing and then came up with an idea.

“There’s truly only one way to settle this.” You said before getting a serious look on your face.

“How?”

“Rock, paper, scissors. Best two out of three.”

“Y/N! WHAT?!”

“BABY COME ON, I’M SLEEPY AND WE OBVIOUSLY NEED SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP! IT’S ALREADY 2 AM.”

“Fine.” Jack muttered before shaking his head at you.

“Okay, come on. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.”

Jack did paper, as you did scissors and you immediately smirked while he groaned.

“Okay, baby come on. Next one.”

Jack did scissors as you did rock so of course you won.

“You’re seriously about to make me do the walk of shame by myself?”

“Of course not. I’m getting in the shower and watching this go down from the hallway a few steps behind you.”

“BABY!”

—

It was now close to three in the morning as you and Jack made your way three doors down to Neelam’s room and knocked. You caught sight of Urban getting off the elevator with two big bags of candy and as he looked at the two you confused, you simply went over to him, reached into the bag and stuck a piece of candy in your mouth.

“Why are you two up?” Urban asked as Neelam sleepily answered the door.

“What’s wrong? Are you two okay?”

“First off, we’re fine and umm…. Not exactly at the same time.”

“Well, what’s going on?” She asked and Urban was still standing next to you looking just as confused as she was.

“Uh… okay so how do I put this lightly? We need another room.” Jack said while dancing around the subject. 

“For what? The hotel is booked. I probably wouldn’t be able to until later in the morning. Is something wrong with the room?” All you did was stifle a laugh and Jack couldn’t help but to laugh with you.

“Okay, I want to laugh too so out with it!” Urban said while growing impatient.

“You see what had happened was…. Um…. we broke the headboard and the bed.”

Neelam did a double take while Urban’s eyes went wide before he busted out laughing.

“So that answers my question. That loud ass sound I heard was the two of you. No wonder you didn’t answer my text.”

“YOU WHAT?!”

“Umm broke the bed and headboard?” Jack repeated himself as he scratched the back of his neck while Urban was still steadily laughing.

Neelam found nothing funny about this and looked at the two of you like she wanted to strangle you.

“What the actual HELL am I going to do with you two? URBAN this is not funny so stop laughing. You two do know that we’re going to have to pay for that, right?”

“Well yeah… but for now… ummm.”

“But for now NOTHING. Y/N get your shit because you’re sleeping in my room and Jack you’re sleeping in Urban’s room. Never seen how two adults do not know how to keep their hands to themselves and fuck each other ever opportunity that they get. Y/N, how has your coochie not fallen off?”

“Doesn’t matter if it did, I would find a way to reattach it.” Jack said while shrugging and you just hung your head. 

“HEY! WHAT IF BIG WHORE’S ROOM WAS OCCUPIED ALREADY?”

“Urban, your only date is those two big ass bags of candy in your hands. So no and who the fuck gave you that nickname anyway?” Neelam said and all Urban did was point to the two of you. 

“I literally cannot with you two and some separation might do you some good. Little horny fuckers.”

“But…”

“NO Y/N! I am NOT changing my mind! Yall will probably do it all over again in another room.”

“But I wanna sleep with my husband!” You said while crossing your arms and pouting.

“AND JACK SNORES!” Urban exclaimed which earned him a smack in the back of his head by him.

“I DO NOT!”

“You did enough of that tonight already, but let me see the damage.” Neelam said and Urban quickly followed as the two of you went to show them what was left of the bed.

When all four of you entered, Urban was looking on in amazement.

“Got damn, that shit isn’t even attached to the wall anymore. Y/N, do you need some ice down there because that shit has got to be sore at this point.”

“It’s just fine, Urban.”

Neelam just shook her head as you and Jack tried not to laugh.

“I’m glad that the two of you find this funny, because I don’t. Jack go to sleep because you need to be up literally in four hours and Y/N, just…. I don’t even know. Anyways, good fucking night. Everybody go to their newly assigned rooms. Like fucking teenagers, I swear.”

“A good fucking night indeed.” Jack whispered in your ear before kissing the shell of it and all you did was laugh.

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