Him doing the Nice Sweater riff….
LISTEN IM JUST FUCKING SAYING JUST HEAR ME OUT AND LET ME BE DELUSIONAL
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Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier
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alright I’m bored so here’s my extremely optimistic crack theory: assuming katsuki seeing a vestige means we’ll see him in the vestige realm, when kudo sorted through izuku’s memories he put his forehead on the wall right??
what if izuku is having a crisis about being left quirkless again and vestige katsuki needs to touch foreheads with izuku to show him all his memories of izuku being heroic without a quirk and he tells him “you never needed a quirk. you were always a hero” or something like that because it’s what izuku always needed to hear
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Tell me I'm a bad man
Kick me like a stray
[Germany, 2007]
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the au where billy is trying to up his protein but he's broke so he decides 'guess i'll start sucking dong' for those grams and blows through hawkins so hard the tornado siren starts blaring
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Wonder how William felt having to watch David get all the “you’re going to be the one to get out of here” lines from their parents,, how he felt knowing David was going to make it out all while he was slowly losing his mind surrounded by those woods. Had he ever been told he was going to make it? Was it switched to him when David finally did get out? Or was it only said as a quick goodbye before he left, a small “I knew you’d make it out too” as his parents are watching him leave
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Trying to S-rank random missions in Armoured Core 6 is made infinitely funnier by considering the music I'm currently listening to as being diagetic.
You're G5 Iguazu, desperately trying to kill this random freelancer dipshit so you can finally escape this nightmarish government maze, and they scoot onto the scene, Yakuza 0 karaoke tracks blaring in their cockpit so loudly you can hear it, and proceeds to fucking shred you in under a minute with enough rockets to make god cry.
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So I've got a new phone and finally have to deal with the reality of not having an audio jack to play music in my car (the car is also old, so no Bluetooth or anything). I've been working through a dusty old cd collection, at least 5-6 years old, which has been fun because along with all the Florence and the machine say anything cds I've got a bunch of cds I burned at the time, at least half of them have absolutely no indication of what's on them (one is marked wtn, so weather songs I liked, another has homestuck fanart so hs songs, and one just says "ay lmao" which I believe was some kind "meme" of that time period).
Anyway all of this was just to explain the full body shock I just experienced when I heard "you're walking in the woods, there's no one around, and your phone is dead..."
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i don't know how to be merely acquaintances when we used to be friends. or i think we used to be. i don't know how to yearn for a simple hello when you've been heaping your affection on me months ago, and i don't know how to talk to you when you won't say anything. when suddenly it's all about me. you know i have nothing to say, you know my brain is void of everything but horribleness and i cannot tell you about my day because i don't even know about my day. i cannot tell you about my day when i know you won't listen, when i know you'll apply your philosophy to my world and don't believe me when i say that everything is terrible. i don't know how to be the person you seem to think i am, or the person you want in your life. i don't know if you want anyone else in your life now that you're in love and sappy, found another recipient for your affections, leaving me empty and wounded and yearning.
you said you missed me. said it many times, while i was gone. now i'm back, have been back, and i wonder how you missed me, why you missed me, when you won't talk to me. i think you mistook missing for worrying. i think you mistook caring for a feeling of obligation. i think you like missing me more than talking to me.
and i think i can't breathe with how much that hurts
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was thinking like damn I'm lucky there's no annoying flatmates here then I realised Wait. am I the annoying flatmate... everyone else is so quiet allthe time the only sounds I hear from my flatties are like phone alarms, the occasional bumping of stuff and laptop speaker youtube videos. meanwhile I've got all sorts of sounds going on
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