#GAH im not normal im so sorry

[larabar]

"so, that was fun"

[marzinstarz]

wowow mutant case bc this boy has taken over my BRAIN  *rotating him voilently* @somerandomdudelmao

[shi0n]

niche annoyment moment but i just saw people on tiktok complain about normies using "delulu" but then their examples of actually being "delulu" were also.. incredibly normal www

[glitzybunny]

Ohhhhh yooooo-hoooo~~~ 💜✨

Uno reverse! 💞💞

I'VE BEEN UNO REVERSED OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love this sm omg thank you sm- DSIHJBFNJKHDBGJKHDBFJKDB G

I got this a bit before my shift started- and I- AAAAAAAAAAAA- ILY /P DJBFJKDHBGJKDHBF

I love how fluffy and messy you drew my hair! I look so cute in your style omg DDD: You fully coloured it and everything- you didn't have to do that dfbgjkhdfbsgjhbdfjkg omg- and the cute little doodle of us hugging dsjbhgkjdfbgjfdh I'm gonna sob affectionately everywhere JNBFJDKHBGJ

thank you sm again oh beloved mutual Bun-

[skrunksthatwunk]

JUST FINISHED NANBA'S DRINKING BOND PLOTLINE!!!!! I HATE GAY PEOPLE

[tgirljoker]

my mom: i pay attention to peoples actions because actions speak louder than words ❤️

my mothers words: i support you no matter what and ill do anything i can to help ❤️

my mothers actions: just constant deadnaming and misgendering. every chance she gets to this day even though i started transitioning literally two years ago

[semisomni]

I dont watch the winchesters so idk what im talking about at all but. i think they should do a dracula episode. specifically a "dracula the book was the sanitized version and the story ACTUALLY ended with mina and jonathan both becoming vampires and killing their whole squad and now theyve run into the winchesters scooby gang" - type episode

[gemharvest]

BLOWING MYSELF UP ONE MILLION TIMES I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH A BREAK THIS MONTH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marlenesluv]

Keep It Private. (DR)

summary: in which, you and daniel can’t seem to keep it pg on instagram (married)

warnings: suggestive content

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

liked by: danielricciardo, lilymhe, and 892,719 others

y/n.ricciardo: i’m in loooveeee

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danielricciardo: kiss meeeee

|> y/n.ricciardo: i’m running to you 🏃‍♀️

|> landonorris: gag, mom and dad are pda-ing again

ricciardo.fp: i love our parents, but omg these pics

pierregasly: are we interrupting something?

|> danielricciardo: yes, yes you are

y/n.dan.fp: i’m so jealous of this relationship

f1updates: pda 🤝 y/n and daniel

lewishamilton: as much as we love you guys and your relationship, we don’t need the cute pictures

|> y/n.ricciardo: i’m sorry you’re single lewis :(

|> lewishamilton: 😐

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danielricciardo: fill in the blank: hotel beds are the best for _____

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georgerussell63: sleeping?🙏

|> danielricciardo: sure…

y/nfanpage: ugh, y/n is an irl princess 🫠

y/n.ricciardo: eating🤭

|> danielricciardo: a form of eating, i guess

|> arthur_leclerc: NO NO NO NO

|> landonorris: MY EYESSSSS

|> danielricciardo: shut up

wagsoff1: daniels comment???

|> ricciardo.fp: stop😭 i can not

formulaonepage: GAH

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tagged: landonorris, danielricciardo

y/n.ricciardo: don’t tell lando, but he’s actually good at taking pictures….

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landonorris: i know i am😁

|> y/n.ricciardo: damnit

f1news: soulmates

danielricciardo: my shirt looked so good on you. better on our bedroom floor but 🤷‍♂️

|> y/n.ricciardo: daniel🫢🤭

|> charles_leclerc: this is out of control

|> danielricciardo: not my fault you aren’t in love, man

fp.y/nanddan: parents are being ick again

alex_albon: yuck

|> lilymhe: they are so cute, alex

|> alex_albon: so are we, but we don’t have sex on instagram

|> lilymhe: bye asf

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danielricciardo: debated posting these on my .jpg, but more people need to see how earth shatteringly beautiful my wife is

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y/n.ricciardo: i couldn’t have asked for a better husband ❤️

|> danielricciardo: ikr?! one that gives you love AND orgasms everyday 😁❤️

|> oscarpiastri: NO STOP NO NO

|> georgerussell63: why must we know about your sex life??

|> danielricciardo: i was replying to my wife, not you

|> oscarpiastri: you do know that EVERYONE can see your replies though, right?

|> danielricciardo: so?

f1wags: i really could have lived without seeing their comments

redbullfans: oh boy, daniel is talking about his sex life again

carlossainz55: i’m all for you guys, but was that necessary?

|> y/n.ricciardo: why not 🤷‍♀️

|> landonorris: what do you mean “why not”????

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y/n.ricciardo: since everyone is complaining about not having normal posts on our page, here’s daniel on our vacation last month :)

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daniel.ricciardo: it was so pretty 🥹 (u not the vacation, although that was nice too)

|> y/n.ricciardo: check ur texts

|> landonorris: he just ran out of the paddock. i can only imagine

|> danielricciardo: she sent me an awesome picture

|> y/n.ricciardo: my boobs are “awesome”? nvm, don’t come home

|> danielricciardo: NOOO IM OMW

|> pierregasly: well that innocent post didn’t last long

y/n.fanpage: cute pictures! cant say the same for the comments….

f1updates: take a shot (like this comment) if you’ve ever experienced dan and y/n’s sex life comments

*451,983 likes*

ricciardo.fp: does @f1 not care about these comments?😭

|> f1: what do we even say?

|> redbullracing: we don’t care🤷‍♀️

|> y/nfanpage: WHATS GOING ONNN💀

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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)

[gatitties]

omg AKAKEKAKAAL 😔

Oki!!

You can make scenario / headcanon for Sugar Daddy Shanks and Sugar Daddy Mihawk ( separately ) x reader? Very fluff and a little comedy ( for Shanks)

Like since the question that Shanks asks YN to be his Sugar Baby, and he every day goes to the cafeteria where YN works and the university where she studies to deliver gifts and snacks, and also when they ask if YN wants to live with them because they wanted YN around and finally has a serious relationship because they are seriously in love and he explains that he was insecure about having a serious relationship because every time it didn't work out, either because of just financial interest or some other reason, but it never worked out, so they made Sugar's proposal to just approach NY to know better and have a relationship aaawn my gah! 😖

YN's life was very lonely and alone with a slightly difficult financial life, and even though she is Sugar Baby, she still decides to continue working (because she likes to work at that job) so the moments that Shanks has with YN are just pure romance and nights of much love but genuine!-im- done, sorry 😖😔♥️

Shanks is a famous billionaire/rich man, as is Mihawk)))

─Shanks & Mihawk (separately) x reader

─Summary: what you thought was a financial relationship ended up being something more than that

─Warnings: modern au

I live for shanks being roasted 😈

Your head almost hit your desk, you opened your eyes trying to focus on the notes you had been concentrating on before, but sleep was winning this battle, lately you had the night shift of the cafeteria where you worked and it was breaking your college schedules.

But you liked work and money always came in handy, you cut yourself off from your family when you went to study outside your hometown, your relationship with them was never very close so you had to look for work because you weren't someone rich.

At least, not at the beginning of your first years of studies, you met Shanks after you spent two years living alone, he offered you small jobs, such as being his companion at galas, meetings or other kind of favors for a large amount of money, that's how you became his sugar baby, even though you started to have more money you still liked your job so you continued there.

You decided to close your laptop to stop studying, it wasn't even that late at night but your energy was completely depleted, just before you lay down on the bed, you checked your messages seeing that Shanks himself had sent you a message.

You frowned slightly, he was asking you to accompany him to a gala tonight, lately you had an internal conflict about your relationship with him, even if your relationship is purely for financial interest at a certain point you noticed that he liked to indulge you much more than normal, you never had the courage to ask if he wanted a serious relationship because being a multi-millionaire man with several companies, he had a couple of other women by his side as companions on other occasions, you interpreted it as being nice to you for being in your situation.

You answered in the negative, your brain was off enough not to feel like being a person full of life and smiling, not today, you needed a break from all this exhaustion of exams and clients. You sent another apology message for not being available and once and for all your body sank into your bed hoping to rest.

An hour after you fell asleep, some anxious knocking on your door made you wake up from your sleep, completely annoyed by whoever decided to interrupt your well-deserved rest, you were ready to yell at what you thought was a neighbor who decided to ask you for a favor, however the words died on the tip of your tongue at the sight of the redhead standing in the hallway of your building block.

"Shanks… what?"

You rubbed your eyes to check that sleep wasn't playing a trick on you, but he smiled down at you as if he was embarrassed for having surprised you, you let him in hoping he would clarify why he was here if he supposedly had an important gala.

"It was a lie… the gala, I just wanted to see you but I didn't know what excuse to make."

"Oh…" you sat next to him putting your hand on his shoulder, you noticed how he seemed to tense up, he didn't look at you which was strange because he always likes to make eye contact with you, you noticed how he moved his hands nervously as if he wanted to say something else "Hey Shanks, are you alright? you seem-"

"I- this whole sugar baby thing started because I didn't know how to ask you to have a relationship, I wasn't sure if someone as young as you would want to- you know- I thought it was a good way to get closer to you, but it bothers me a little that you take it as another job, I just want-"

You cut the string of him off with a little kiss, all this nervousness over a confession, if you were a teenager you'd be winding your hair around your finger with a goofy grin on your face, even though you did have the goofy grin.

"Shanks you are a complete idiot you know that?"

"Is that a yes?"

"No."

You changed your smile to a flat expression, though the joke didn't last long when you saw the man's kicked puppy face, making you roll your eyes and kiss him again, he grabbed your hands rubbing his thumb against your knuckles.

"So… there was something else I'd like to ask you" you raised an eyebrow at his words, nodding for him to continue "would you like to come live with me? Since you are my official partner, I would like to pamper you much more."

"I…"

Your mind entered the conflict of the moving, Shanks does not live near the city which would imply that you needed a method of daily transportation, in addition to the fact that you didn't want to leave your job even with this offer in hand.

"Don't worry about anything! I would do anything to balance our schedules and be able to take you everywhere, I'm not asking you to quit your job if you like it, I just want us to spend more time together without needing excuses."

"Okay Shanks, I would like that too, but the next time you want to propose something to me, don't do it on a Sunday at two in the morning or I'll cut any kind of contact."

"But-!"

"No 'but', now let's go to bed" he raised his eyebrows up and down hinting while squeezing your thigh, you sighed rubbing your temple "or I go to bed and you go to the sofa, if that's what you want."

"I was kidding!"

"Mmmh yeah, the sofa will like your jokes."

"Oh, come on, babe!"

You readjusted your shirt, looking at yourself for the last time in the mirror that was in the room where the employees were allowed to change into the cafeteria uniform, luckily today it was afternoon shift for you and not many people used to pass by, at least not as much as in the morning shift.

You were able to study as there were only a couple of clients, you had to keep up with your studies since you decided to move on your own and live on your own without the extra help of your parents, it was quite hard to maintain an accommodation and pay for your studies at first, but when you found a job you also found an offer you couldn't refuse.

Apparently this was the favorite coffee shop of Dracule Mihawk, one of the city's billionaires, quite ironic that someone rich would like a completely ordinary coffee shop, but you weren't one to judge, not when he took an interest in you after you served him at your first day of work. From that day on, he always began to come to ask about you and eventually he became interested in you helping him with some things for a certain amount of money.

Of course, with your financial situation you couldn't refuse, plus most of the time you only had to accompany him to boring meetings with other businessmen, everyone knew Mihawk as someone lonely and sometimes he needed to surprise with a companion, according to him, you made a good impression and matched perfectly with him.

Your relationship was merely something professional, you did your job and he paid you for your services, you had a certain affection for Mihawk due to the fact that more than once he consented to some details despite not having done anything special, he behaved like a gentleman to you even though you were doing him no favors. You also noticed how he seemed to want to break that unwritten contract about being his sugar baby only for a few occasions, although his body language was hard to decipher so you didn't want to assume things and you left it in your mind.

The sound of the bell made you take your eyes off your books, smiling goofily when you saw Mihawk walk through the door, a little surprised by the bouquet of flowers he brought, You put your notes aside and smiled as the customer service policy dictates.

"Good afternoon Mr. Mihawk, the same as always?"

"Yes, thank you, but I would like to ask for something else."

"What else can I offer you, sir?"

"You."

You blinked a few times, tucking a lock of your hair behind your ear, incredulous at his audacity, you looked into his eyes, instantly regretting seeing his intense gaze, apparently it wasn't some kind of bad joke, although you thought that maybe he needed you for one of the meetings.

"Do you need a companion again? I'll be free in a couple of hours."

"No, it's not that, I'm completely serious, I want to formalize our relationship to something more than a relationship for mere benefit, I've tried to tell you before but it never seemed to be the occasion."

"I- oh, that caught me off guard."

"It's okay if you don't accept, I won't stop requesting you sometimes if you still need the money, but I don't want to pressure you, after all, not all beautiful young people like you would agree to date someone my age."

"No! no, I mean yes, I would like to officially date you, you caught me off guard and…"

You secretly pointed to a couple of customers who seemed attentive to the whole scene making you feel nervous, Mihawk made sure they stopped gossiping with a simple look, offered you the bouquet of roses, holding one of your hands while looking at you.

"I would also like to offer you to live with me, it doesn't have to be something immediate, I know that the changes can be overwhelming, but I would like you to think about it, I would like to consent to you of my own free will and not for services."

"I'll think about it Mihawk, but I like this place…"

He nodded, he understood that you liked the job even though you weren't going to have those problems with money anymore, he wasn't going to deprive you of that, plus he can always come see his favorite person in his favorite place, he couldn't ask for more.

"So, you said your shift ended in a couple of hours?"

"I thought you didn't need me, did you have a meeting?"

"No, I want to take you to our first official date."

He brought your hand to his lips, leaving a soft kiss on it, your face heating up at his actions, you accepted the proposal and began to make his usual order, waiting impatiently for your shift change. You completely forgot what you were studying before, thinking about what to wear to your date, the remaining hours passed quickly without many more customers so you could sit and chat with Mihawk for a while.

"Ready to go, mi amor¹?"

You took his hand with a smile once you left in your normal clothes, saying goodbye to your coworker while Mihawk walked you home so you could change clothes and then took you on the first date of many after this day.

¹ my love

[dayseedrawz2]

Someone gave me the prompt of Caine and Pomni Ice skating on the digital lake. I'm not exactly sure how to go with this one, but it's worth a shot!

Skating - Showtime (C×P) One-shot!

Requested by: @marvosa-yroz

[ASKS/REQUESTS: OPEN]

☆Caine☆

♧Pomni♧

Tha day started off normal. Caine rallied up all the players for the adventure

☆Good morning, superstars! Who's ready for today's show?!☆

His enthusiastic tone was followed by awkward silence

☆Wonderful!! Let's take a look at the agenda for today!!☆

Snap! Caine teleported everyone out to the lake

☆Since this so-called "winter" is coming to a close, I thought I'd make today's adventure just for the occasion!☆

With another snap, the lake was frozen over and surrounded by railings and a gate in front, and the cast was all given ice skates

☆Today's adventure is ice skating!! The rules are simple! Get into pairs, and have a blast! But watch out for thin spots! Bubble and I will be here to supervise! Have fun!☆

Then off Caine went. Outside of bounds, leaving the others to their own devices.

Most of the cast found partners to skate woth. Gangle with Zooble, Ragatha was with Jax (unfortunately), and Kinger brought a picture of... someone from his room leaving Pomni by herself.

She didn't mind. At least - not that much... I mean, what else was she gonna do? Partner up with kinger? He seemed content with his current "partner." She didn't really have a choice other than to lean on the rail and watch the others. Better than making a fool of herself! Still... she couldn't help but feel lonely...

Caine was on the other side of the lake watching the others from outside the arena. But he couldn't help but glance over at Pomni. One of his members was partner-less?? Now, we can't have that!! So he hesitantly took initiative

☆Hiya Pomni!!☆

The Jester was caught off guard

♧GAH!!! oh... It's you...♧

☆...Pomni, why aren't you with the others?☆

♧Well, for starters, I don't have anyone to skate with... not that I wanted to anyway.♧

☆Oh, come on now, who doesn't like to skate? I hear it's a very popular activity for humans around this season! Besides, I've been working very endlessly on getting the physics to be just right!☆

♧How would you know? It's not like I'd remember how to skate, let alone I'd I ever did. Whatever... it's fine. I'll just stay here.♧

The Ringmaster could tell something was definitely wrong. Not like he'd know exactly what or how to fix it. But may as well do what he could!

☆...Well, I suppose this is a first for the both of us!☆

With a snap of his fingers, he acquired a pair of skates of his own

♧Wh-what are you do-WOAH-♧

Caine took her by the hand and dragged her towards the center of the lake.

☆I don't usually do this, but I couldn't stand to see you miss out on this adventure! Consider this a small prize for your participation! Or... lack thereof...☆

Pomni continued the conversation while still trying to maintain her balance

♧ I can certainly tell... W-well, thanks, I guess...♧

They continued to skate together for the rest of the adventure. Not very well, but hey, they only fell like once... maybe twice.

Maybe this place wasn't so lonely after all...

OH MY WORD FINALY IM DONE IM SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER I WAS HAVING TROUBLE BRAINSTORMING-

Thanks again for the request!!

[alastors-left-antler]

Staticmoth Sickfic (currently untitled, feel free to suggest titles :3)

MY COUSIN WROTE THIS BUT IM POSTING IT BC HE DOESN'T HAVE TUMBLR ANYMORE EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ELLIOT

Valentino is sick, Vox takes care of him

pairing: staticmoth

warnings: vomiting

Vox awoke to a faint vomiting sound. He sat up and looked on the bed. There were snotty tissues everywhere...

Vox stood up, and began walking to the bathroom. He opened the door, and he saw Valentino throwing up in the toilet bowl.

"Jesus, Val..." Vox said before sighing. "How long have you been throwing up?"

Val gagged and sniffled. "I don’t know... an hour..?" Val said, his nose stuffed up.

Vox ran to get water. Val threw up a bit more, before Vox came back with water. He gave the water bottle to Val, and flushed the toilet. Val sneezed, before looking over to Vox.

"Can I have some chicken noodle soup..?"

Vox nodded, and walked to the kitchen. He grabbed a can of chicken noodle soup, and warmed it up for Val. Meanwhile, Val was retching his soul out in the bathroom.

Vox soon came back in the bathroom with a bowl of chicken noodle soup, and handed it to Val. Val sniffled, and began eating the soup. Vox flushed the toilet, and closed the lid. He sat down with Val, sighing.

"...did you throw up in the fucking soup?"

"...maybe..." Val said groggily.

Vox groaned, and grabbed the bowl, going back to the kitchen. He made another bowl of chicken noodle soup, and walked back to the bathroom. He handed it to Val, and sat down.

"Don’t cough on me."

Val slowly nodded, and started eating the soup.

"...your not doing so good, are you?" Vox said, strangely seeming sympathetic.

Val looked to him. "No... I’m... GAH-"

Val threw up on Vox.

There was an awkward silence. Vox slowly got up, and walked to the closet. He closed the door, and began changing.

Val decided to keep himself entertained while Vox was gone, and grabbed his phone, turning on the flashlight. He looked mesmerized.

Vox walked in. "...what the- nevermind."

Vox sat down next to him, watching him gaze at a flashlight.

"Val?"

Val didn’t pay attention, he was zoned the fuck out.

"...Val..?"

Still, no answer. Vox poked him, making him snap out of it.

"Whuh- yeah?"

"Yknow, you can.. use my screen as a ligh-"

Val immediately grabbed a remote, and turned on a white screen. Vox sighed, and looked at him. To Val, he was just a bright white screen, but to Vox.. he could still see Val. He just looked at Val’s face, and...

...got sneezed on.

"HOLY- eugh..."

Val snapped out of the trance, and looked at Vox. "Sorry..."

Vox switched back to his normal face on the screen.

"Goddamnit, Val, you-!" He stopped, and just sighed. He grabbed a screenwipe and wiped himself off in the mirror. He looked over to Val. "Come on, just... just go to bed."

Vox helped Val stand up, and walked to the bed. Velvette was already asleep. Vox crawled into bed, and shut himself down. Val crawled in the middle, and wrapped his wings around both Velvette and Vox.

Thankfully, Val didn't wake up again. The three of them slept soundly through the night.

[strawmyberry]

hi strawberry!! hope ur having a good day!! i absolutely loved ur headcanons for the main 4! they are soo cute i literally re-read them all the time 😭💗💗 do you by chance have any headcanons for butters?? <3

AAAA!!! more headcannons!!! makes my heart happy!!

cute little fun fact about me before we start- im a very indecisive person! basically meaning ive never really been able to choose a favorite character in South Park- i have way too many-

but i LOVE butters with all my heart! he’s a little guy and i wanna squish his cheeks! so of COURSE i have headcannons for him!! thank you for the ask toast <3

i hope you guys like them!

— ❤️🍓 strawberry 🍓❤️

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Butters!

HE’S SO TICKLISH

i am so certain he is just a ball of ticklishness!

i don’t know if he’s more ticklish than kyle though!

if anything- i think they’re tied!

has the cutest laugh ever ever ever!

his laugh 100% causes cuteness aggression

(i think someone intends to tickle him for only a minute- they hear his laugh- and they literally cannot stop. HE’S TOO CUTE!)

he’s a wiggly worm!

he leans into being tickled by accident- little silly guy <33

(he’ll lean one way to avoid it just to lean into the other side by accident!)

HE HAS A TICKLISH TUMMY!

im so normal about this you guys!!!!

(butters is a human version of the pillsbury dough boy!!!)

his worst spot is his stomach!! but his armpits are pretty bad too!

HE ALSO HAS TICKLISH HANDS

like- they’re not superrrrr ticklish- but they’re ticklish!!

he learned to do his own nails for that exact reason!

(yes!!! butters likes to have painted nails sometimes!!! let him have it!!!)

he has a little hello kitty sticker on his index nail! he’s classy! he’s stylish! he’s chic!

he really likes being tickled!!

(he’s touch starved :((( )

i think he could ask to be tickled for the longest time

could being past tense!!! because- poor little guy figured out that not everyone likes being tickled!

he totally thought everyone liked it as much as he did

( [f]artman burst that bubble real quick :( )

so now he’s a little bit more shy about it!

but there are certain people that are already well aware- so they give him his fill to cheer him up <3

he makes a lot of noises- squeals, squeaks, hiccups, you name it!!

gah he is SO CUTE :(((

teasing is SO effective he can’t handle it

if you wiggle your fingers at him it’s over!!!

he already starts giggling!!

(and i means GIGGLING giggling! you’re practically already tickling him!)

he curls up like a little hedgehog!!

i also imagine he cries when he laughs too hard- and it makes his lers feel SO BAD because they think he’s actually crying

he somehow becomes even more southern when getting tickled

his faint little twang gets amplified by a billion!!

HE COVERS HIS FACE WHEN HE LAUGHS!!!

i hate to say it- but i feel like mr. stotch (i hate him >:( ) has made butters practically hate his own laugh

he apologizes sometimes while laughing :(((

BUT HIS LERS ARE SO DEDICATED TO MAKE SURE HE KNOWS HOW CUTE HIS LAUGH IS

he takes teases SO literally!!

“awww, does that tickle?” “yehehehes!!! a lohohot!!”

(i always think back to wendy’s “are you just an asshole?” line!!! this HAS to be canon!!)

raspberries are SO bad for him!

and the poor thing falls for it every! time!

“hey, you know what my favorite fruit is?” “ohohoh chrihihistmas- i knohohow yohou’ve tohohold me behehefore!! im sohohorry-i dohont rehehemember! …ahahapples?”

he is also very aware that tickling is the first resort when i comes to getting him to do something

“no! i won’t! ….oh hamburgers- you’re gonna tickle me, aren’t ya’? please don’t! im sorry fellas, really-!”

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS :(((

and he’s such a sweet ler too!!

that’s not to say he doesn’t go all out- he definitely does!!!

but he constantly checks in! makes sure he isn’t crossing any boundaries!

surprisingly, he’s super duper teasy

“Awww! You’re just the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen!” (thing pronounced thang!!! southern bell!!)

tickles are always his go to for anything

(sometimes he looks for excuses to tickle people- just to hear their laughs!!)

he randomly pokes at people! just for funnzies!

especially Kenny- poor Kenny gets poked way too much

(butters totally does the thing where he pokes and quickly looks away, as if he isn’t the only one standing next to kenny who could’ve done it)

he has a BLAST- whether he’s a Lee or a Ler!!!

hes such a good sport about it he’s so sweet :((

“that was fun!!!”

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

Professor Chaos!

oh no!!! who’s this evil, totally unrelated, fiend who’s invaded my butters headcannons??

well- i guess since he’s here! we might as well!

very ticklish!!! it really works against him!

he has a little maniacal laugh that he tries to keep up while being tickled

(but that only works for like- 5 minutes! then he’s all giggles and squeals!)

his minions tickle him from time to time!!

of course- completely on accident!

(or maybe those hamsters ARE evil?!)

but he just giggles a little, catches them, and puts them back in their little balls!

getting captured by Racoon & Friends/Freedom Pals is very common!

he tries to act all macho and evil

(it never works!! doesn’t even last five seconds!)

it’s the same song and dance every single time!

“mwhahaha! you really think you can get me, Professor Chaos, to tell you where I’m conducting my next evil scheme? you are wrong!” “…” “oh! u-uh- you think you can resort to c-childish antics, huh? w-well! i-im not ticklish! s-so, yeah!!”

hes very dedicated to his character!!

he does this little silly thing where…sometimes…he forgets what info he’s supposed to confess

sometimes he gets lucky! (mysterion or toolshed quickly whisper in his ear what hes supposed to say- and he goes along with it!)

but sometimes…he gets stuck with Racoon & Friends

(they don’t care if he can remember or not- they just tickle him until he remembers again)

BUT HE ALWAYS GETS THEM BACK!

this evil evil guy is the most evil evil ler in South Park!!

(ooooooo! scary!)

professor chaos’ super evil super effective interrogation!

(he calls it “Interronation”!)

wether it’s because he physically can’t pronounce it or that he’s just clueless is for you to decide! it’s both!

tickling is his only resort. if it doesn’t work?

…well- that’s never happened before- so he doesn’t have a backup plan!

but he goes ALL OUT

he has feathers, he has hairbrushes, he has a pair of The Racoon’s claws (he stole them >:D) anything that you think could be used to tickle a person- HE HAS IT!

he keeps it all in a little teal lunchbox (it has cute little stars!!!) that he got from his mom

(sure, he doesn’t use it for lunch, but it’s getting used!!)

but strawberry!! isnt it impractical to have to carry around a lunchbox?

yes! yes it is!

that’s why he also has a cute little tool belt with little slots to put everything in!

it’s made out of tinfoil! (he made it himself <3)

and he has spares in the back of his closet!! jusssst in case!

he teases a BUNCH

“i think someone’s gonna have to give up soon…you seem really ticklish here…”

he says the word “tickle” and all its many variations millions and billions of times

mostly because it’s super effective!!

(but also because he thinks it’s a fun word to say!!)

he also sings a little while he does- he’s silly!!

“🎶 i think someone’s ticklish! 🎶”

he makes every single time a new experience

(like, he starts every time brand new- as if he’s “discovering” each spot for the first time all over again!)

but, despite the fact that he’s an evil evil guy (ive mentioned he’s evil right?) he’s still super sweet

he stops every now and then, does a quick check in!

thats some of the only times you’ll see him break character- it’s so cute

“…ya’ good, Kenny?” “whahat?” “are you okay? can ya’ breathe-? do ya’ need water?” “…uhuh…nohoho?” “and what about here? is it okay that im tickling you here?” “uh…yehehah?” “oh! oh goodie! …round two!”

and he has waters on hand!! he buys the jumbo packs!

(you know? the little mini water bottles with the little motivational quotes on them? those little ones!)

the little evil guy doesn’t really have the heart to hurt anyone- he just likes hearing his friends laugh!!!

deep down he knows they’re gonna get him back a million times worse but it’s all in good fun! so he doesn’t mind!

all is fair in love and superhero civil war!

[xamaxenta]

Dear Xam I’ve written more MAS ladies instead of doing adult things, someone stop me

Ace flounders, staring in bewilderment at the blonde woman currently taking another drag

“What does that mean?” She asks, prehaps a tad higher than normal.

Marcos smile is slow and sinful “it means, Doll that tonight you are the famed Dr. newgates wife.”

“But your..”

The older woman gives a world weary sigh, pushing off the chair and snubbing out the cigar. “I’m whatever I need to be to survive.”

She picks up a garment bag and brushes past Ace into the powder room.

Sabo huffed in what her mother would say a unladylike manner. Anyone other than her mother would say she exhaled the air from her lungs.

Mr Ace had the night off and he really should, she knew that he had been working too many hours in all honesty. But…

Gah it was so boring without him! There was no one to snicker at her wit when commenting on these parties and the people who gathered there.

No one to sneak the entrees and share them cold under the bridge…

Sabo was.. reluctant to admit that in the months that Mr Ace had come to work for them. He had sort of, maybe, only a little! Become her closest friend.

Not that she hadn’t ever had friends before! But they didn’t laugh at her jokes or tell her off for being reckless or give her a lopsided grin with the inevitable “whatcha need princess?”

Okay so she missed him, a little. Only a little.

Sabo bites her cheek as she hears Stellys call. Sluggishly moving to her wonderful sister and whoever she needed Sabo to entertain.

“Sabo! This is Dr Newgate and his wife.. I’m sorry what was your name?”

“Alice.”

Sabo stared, for two reasons. One she was damn sure she’d seen this “doctor” before in the underground somewhere and two..

His wife was.. the most breathtaking thing she’d ever seen.

WAAIT 👀👀👀 DO U MEAN TO SAY MARCO GETS TO WEAR THE PANTS AND ACE IS TRANSFORMED FOR THE NIGHT AS HER WIFEEE???

Sorry im ultra brain dead rn bc work is actually slaughtering me so reading comprehension of like an infant gomenasorry in advance

Wowjrisheodhrotgt going bananas im up in the treetops hollering

Sabo being thirsty and bisexual but ultimately indulges in peak leabiansisnsms is such a mood

When do they have the crazy hot and wild makeup smearing makeouts? 👀👉🏽👈🏽

[prismarts]

Under the Stars

Plot: Leo and Min's relationship takes a step forward during an unplanned sparring session under the stars.

Notes: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF, Very out of chronological order, takes place in between the end season 1 and the beginning of season 2 (like the time before the start of season 2) and after they became close friends, Min says hell again! yay!, I couldn't resist writing the sillies, im sorry the actual fic where they meet will be up soon I JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS GAH, Oc x Canon-

Trigger Warning: PDA for a couple of flustered and nervous teenagers, kissing, like very close physical contact, kind of violence? not really but they are sparring- (Let me know if there are any that I missed-)

Word Count: 2420 words (ndf vbe I'm back on my writing train-)

Tags: @e7y1 @mycatisevil11037 @sergeantsporks @mxcheese @alovesongshewrote @tempesthreads @generalfandomsofthefreak @tenebrius-excellium @eldrxtch-requiem @bernie-the-nugget @slowpokenz @nyxicnymph @lovedropletsdreams

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Neither of them knew how it happened, really, what started as a normal rooftop patrol in the city of New York, turned into a sparring session under the surprisingly bright stars. 

Sounds of the beeping car alarms, rummaging of trash cans as well as the occasional bustling of people still walking around the city late at night seemed to slowly disappear as Min continued to spar with the blue masked mutant turtle.

The sounds of their heavy breathing and the heavy steps they took as they focused on each other, Leo giving out heavy kicks and punches at Min, who has slowly but surely learned to block a lot quicker and more effectively.

She was even able to take on the more experienced turtle as she attacked him back, able to hit him a few times.

Min could have sworn every time she was able to hit Leo, it seemed to draw a chuckle from him… his dark blue eyes seemed to brighten and almost sparkle a little more as he grinned at her. But it…couldn’t be, there was really no reason for her to believe what she saw.

Even if the things she seemed to notice, make her heart race in her chest more than the adrenaline of the sparring session itself.

The girl was able to land a kick against the turtle’s plastron, sending the turtle back a little as he let out another chuckle, mostly out of surprise from the move itself, “Wow…. you’ve really been improving in your training..”

“And…why are you saying that like it’s such a surprise? I could kick your butt anyday and I think we both know it.”, She said, blocking a punch that he had just handed out as their regular back and forth began.

“I was just saying, you improved a lot in a short amount of time. It’s really impressive, Min..”, Leo countered, though it sounded a lot more genuine from their usual banter during their training sessions.

Min’s heart gave a little flutter at the genuine comment but she focused on the task at hand, taking an opportunity to try and attack with a punch.

 The turtle smiled at her as he blocked her attack.

“Though, you could still work on making sure you’re able to pin an enemy down, y’know use their strength against them-” And, there it was-

The usual witty…but mostly sassy comment she expected from Leo, as she rolled her eyes at him playfully, she knew it was all fun and games when it came to her banter. She blocked one of his attacks, leaning her face closer to him.

She ignored how her breathing hitched when she smirked at him, chocolate brown eyes meeting dark ocean blue eyes as she could’ve sworn….she heard his breathing hitch too.

“I mean, if you wanna test me on it so much, we can.”, She said casually, trying to ignore the way Leo stared at her, the way his eyes glanced down at her lips and how it made her heart pound in her chest.

Min pulled back as she let go of the turtle’s arm from the previous attack, “Come on, fearless, tell me what to do, you can give me a whole demonstration too and then you can see how I do.”

“Yeah. Okay, I’ll do a demonstration.”

She watched as Leo straightened himself up, getting into position as she did as well, the two beginning their sparring session once again. The two of them keep their laser focus on each other, blocking each other’s attacks for a few moments.

“Now focus on me and what I’m about to do, you with me, Min?”

The girl gave a simple nod, her chocolate brown eyes locked on him as they stood close to each other, the blue masked turtle nodded. “Now, try to attack me.”, He said, another nod shared as Min closed the gap to try and attack.

Only for Leo to grab at her hands, using some of his strength to pin her to the door of the stairway of the building. 

Min let out a heavy breath as she was pinned at first, bracing herself for the impact but it wasn’t as heavy or hard as she thought it would be….and the grip on her hands were just as gentle. They stared at each other quietly for a moment, trying to ignore how red both their cheeks had gotten.

The turtle let go of her hands, quickly backing away.

“W..what was that?”

The question startled the turtle slightly as he looked at Min quietly, “I…pinned you, I mean, I demonstrated it. Like you asked me to.”, he wasn’t sure why she looked a little… confused.

“You barely pinned me though! You were being so…off about it, I could’ve slipped my hands right through your grip from how loose it was.”

She sees Leo flinch slightly as he crosses his arms, looking at her quietly, “It was just a demonstration, Min. There was no reason for me to actually pin you down like I would with an opponent.”

The tone in his voice was all too familiar, his leader's tone of voice.

“Why not? Is it really because you were demonstrating, or was it because I’m not like you or your brothers?”, Min grumbled, the glare in her eyes apparent as she stared at him almost in disbelief.

“That has nothing to do with it, Min.”

“Then why choose to go easy on me now? We were doing just fine earlier! Hell! I was able to attack you just as many times as you did me, there was literally, no reason,” Her arms now waving around in her frustration, “For you to go easy on me during a simple demonstration!”

Leo sighed as he rubbed his eyebrow arch, eyes closing slightly as he was trying to figure out what to say. She was right to some extent, but it wasn’t like he was trying to actually pin her down and potentially hurt her.

“Min. Look, it’s not that big of a deal. I was just showing you how it’s done there was literally no reason for me to go all out, besides, it’s going to take time for you to be able to pin someone down with all you stre-”

As he was about to continue his lecture, opening his eyes to look at her, he felt her attack him suddenly, causing him to double down from the shock. 

He felt Min grabbing his hands with both of her own before he felt his shell hit the floor of the rooftop with a thud, his eyes closed shut once again at the impact as he heard heavy breaths above him.

Leo felt the strength, pinning both his hands on the floor as well as her body weight pinning him down, specifically one of her legs pinning him down.

His dark blue eyes opened to stare up at her, any statement about how she took advantage of him being distracted and ignoring his lecture….died in his throat at the sight.

The girl above him, pinning him down. Her hair falling all over her back and gently dangling around her almost framing her face…especially the bangs and the hair at the front.

The moonlight, a rarity for the city skyline, shining down on her..giving an angelic glow to her face.

Leo could feel his breathing hitch, especially when he saw her chocolate brown eyes sparkling, rivaling the stars in the sky…her face formed a smirk that made his heart pound in his chest.

“You mean….like that, Leo?...”

The teasing tone in her voice made Leo’s heart almost stop. She was teasing, she was teasing him and his heart can’t take it, the smirk on her face made his soul leave his body. 

Min continued to smirk at him, soft pants escaping her from the strength she had to use to pin him down, she looked down at him… how he was staring at her.

The way he was utterly speechless as he stared, realizing how bright his dark ocean blue eyes were shining….she was unsure if it was because of the moonlight shining down on them or because…his eyes were just that lit up at the moment.

The two of them stared at each other quietly, faces inches apart. She felt her cheeks grow warm and turn red as she…she swore she saw the same happening to Leo. Their eyes locked on each other…her heart was racing, she wasn’t sure if it was the adrenaline or from how close they were.

She could feel how dried up her throat was from….everything, her feelings are going haywire as she attempted to say something to break the silent tension, she had to. 

She can’t mess up this friendship with her messy feelings for the turtle.

“L..leo?.... A..are you okay?.. D..did that hurt? I didn’t hurt you did I?..”, Her voice was quiet, she could barely speak from the heart thumping anxiety she was feeling.

Leo felt his anxiety spike for a moment as his eyes widened slightly, for a short moment his heart pounded harder against his plastron, he wasn’t even sure that was possible.

"..N..no! No, I...I'm fine! I...just......"

His voice died in his throat again as he continued to stare at Min, her beauty absolutely rendering him speechless. He was staring with so much admiration in his eyes that it almost made the girl above him shy away..

But she spoke up quietly instead, “...y..yeah?..”

The blue masked turtle saw the way his friend was starting to shy away a little, his heart pounding still….his gaze on her softened, dark blue eyes admiring her with so many feelings…

He gathered up his courage….and spoke up again, his voice in a whisper almost as if he didn’t want to scare her.

“...i....I think....I really want to kiss you..."

There was a moment of silence, a moment of silence that lasted way way too long for Leo’s liking, as he saw the surprised look on Min’s face…how her cheeks turned a deeper shade of red.

As he stared at her in the silence, he felt his anxieties heightened over what he said, the doubts starting to cloud his head. ‘What were you thinking Leo!? This is Mikey’s best friend, WE’RE friends?! I can’t believe I said that, I messed this up, GOD LEO SAY SOMETHI-’

“...okay…”

The soft shy tone of her voice snapped him out of his thoughts, his head turned to look up at her again. Seeing the shyness appearing on Min’s face…it was…a sight to see, if Leo was honest. 

She was always so confident, rebellious and witty…

But at this moment?... she was shy, flustered… cheeks red and her eyes glancing away from him almost in an attempt to turn away from him.

He was…speechless…both at the sight but also at what she said. Truthfully, he had expected a bonk to the head for what he just said.

“...what?..”, He couldn’t think of much else to say to her response, he was already struggling to process it.

“......I want to kiss you too, Leo…”

And there it was, the thing that broke any and all resolve in Leo’s head. He felt his cheeks grow warmer than ever before as he stared at her.

Words dying in his throat as he couldn’t even say anything else…

All he could do was nod slowly, like an idiot as he admired her, while slowly but surely their faces leaned closer to each other.

Their faces an inch apart as half lidded dark ocean blue eyes stared into chocolate brown ones before he felt Min close the distance between them. Their eyes closed as her lips softly pressed against his.

They kissed softly, both being so gentle with each other… as if the other would break if they weren’t.

Leo felt Min slowly tangle her fingers in between his own three fingered hand, squeezing his hand gently as her other hand trailed away to cup his cheek softly. He moved his free hand to her soft hair, running his three fingered hand through it softly.

They could both hear their hearts pounding from how close they were to each other, cheeks growing warmer as they soon pulled away, soft panting breaths escaping as they both opened their eyes wanting this moment to last…just a little while longer.

Min squeezed his hand as she turned her face away after a short moment moving her other hand away from his cheek as she let out a few short breaths, there was a nervousness there…. 

Some form of fear or anxiety that Leo noticed as he moved the hand that was in her hair carefully to her cheek, turning her head back to look at her lovingly as he leaned his head forward to plant a soft kiss on her forehead.

A quiet confession as he cradled her face against his hand, tucking the falling strands of hair behind her ear and squeezing their connected hands back.

And he sees her smile, emotional and shy but genuine and happy.

Min leaned forward, pressing their foreheads together tenderly, almost trying to reciprocate the quiet confession he had given her as well. They stayed like this, holding each other for a moment.

The bustling and loud noises of the city below them doing little to really bother their quiet moment together.

Leo continued to admire Min, his dark ocean blue eyes sparkling and shining at the sight of her, eyes closed and their foreheads touching….how loved and safe she felt at that moment melted his heart.

But soon he felt her eyes open, both staring at each other lovingly before Min leaned forward to kiss his forehead gently as she picked herself up, using their connecting hands to help pull him up as well.

The both of them struggle for a moment to get back on their feet, as the girl he loves so much squeezes her hand and looks up at him.

The adoration and love in her chocolate brown eyes made them shine, a spark evident in them as she grinned, the confidence in it coupled with the affection from their first kiss earlier, “Best 4 out of 5, fearless?...”, she asked, a playful hint of love in her voice.

He grinned at her, the same spark evident in his ocean blue eyes when Min looked into them.

“You’re on, tenshi-”

[behindthescenesoftaylor]

Hihi super specific but would you be able to do a fic with Tweek + f!reader (platonic and aged up to hs) where they’re best friends and reader is known for being easygoing and lighthearted but then someone (maybe cartman or some other rando) insults Tweek and reader gets deadly silent n intimidating. Reader goes ballistic n absolutely apeshit. like pure unbridled rage. And beats the shit out of the perpetrator

Ik this was very specific but pls do feel free to change anything up if u think it’ll make a better/funnier/more fun to write story :) thank you!!

The aggression within Tweek tweak x f!Reader platonic!

Warnings: fighting?

Im so sorry this took so long I’ve been so busy! If you don’t like feel free to re request and Il rewrite it! I don’t know if i did good or bad, i feel like it was rushed, but then again when don’t i feel like it was rushed?

Female reader | 812 words | aged up HS! | cartman being cartman 😒

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Tweek and (y/n) we’re soulmates. Well not romantically of course, but platonically. They filled in a hole for each other, (y/n) made Tweek feel at ease, and Tweek helped (y/n) be the lighthearted person she was to this day. Well, maybe not so much to this day anymore, after what happened.

(Y/n) sat with Tweek like normal, sitting with Tweek meant that she also had to sit with Craig, Clyde, Jimmy, and Tolkien. It was a little awkward being the only girl there for a while, but they quickly warmed up to her and they all became best friends, but nobody could compare to Tweek. She was his number one and he was hers.

“So Tweek, if you need help with a shift today i’d be more than happy to help!” She offered, swirling her drink with her straw as she looked up at him.

“Even if I didn’t need help I would still want you to come!” He smiled, he then looked around and saw the guys staring at him, which made him twitch and let out a “gah!”.

“I can't believe this” Craig shook his head playfully and scoffed.

“I took your man!” (Y/n) teased and wrapped her arm around Tweek making Craig roll his eyes. Like usual he flipped her off, which made her laugh.

“You can have him tomorrow, Craig. I have to go to the animal shelter anyway, I volunteered.”

“Ew, you’ll have to pick up dog shit!” Tolkien gagged, pushing away the food that he was once eating.

“At least I’ll get to play with all the dogs! They get their cages cleaned and I get to play with them, sounds like a win-win!”

The boys shook their heads in disgust, no way would they have done that.

“Are you guys done? I’ll go throw away your trays.” (Y/n) asked standing up, Tweek immediately stood up with her. “Me too”

They nodded their heads and pushed their trays towards (y/n) and Tweek, (y/n) happily picked them up and walked towards the trash can.

On the walk there, when she was talking to Tweek, she accidentally distracted him, making him bump into an all too familiar figure.

“Watch it!” the short, stubby boy squealed, looking up to see who had bumped into him. When he realized it was Tweek his frown turned into a smirk.

“Oh it’s the twitchy freak-“

(Y/n) set the trays down, oh hell no. She watched silently, giving cartman a death stare, but he never noticed. Her once smile turned into a frown as she crossed her arms.

Tweek twitched nervously “I’m- s- sorry- gah!”

“You’re s-s-s-sorry?” Cartman snickered and shoved tweek. “Fucking spit it out, you sound like a fucking baby trying to say its first word!”

Cartman was suddenly pushed back with a harsh shove. His eyes squinted in anger once again and he looked to see who pushed him, when he looked up he tilted his head in confusion.

“What the fuck is your problem (y/n)?!”

“My problem? What the fuck is your problem cartman?” (Y/n) glared at him, her niceness had fully disappeared and turned into anger. Nobody called Tweek names, especially if she could do something about it.

“Can you not take a joke? Oh! I know, you have a crush on twitchy tweek over here!”

Finally, she snapped. She grabbed one of the trays that she had set down just a moment before and pulled her arm back, when it came down, the tray harshly hit Cartman on the head.

With a thump, he fell, and giving him no time to recover at all, she jumped on top of him.

She raised her fists and brought them down on his face, she repeatedly punched, her hand was aching but she never stopped.

“Dont”

She punched again, making him bring his arms up to try and shield himself.

“Mess”

She punched through his arms, the impact was still hard enough to hurt his face.

“With him”

Instead of punching him, she grabbed both sides of his head and slammed it into the ground, not enough to injure him, but enough for it to hurt. She got up and stood over him, he rolled back in forth in agony and cried for his mother.

“Again” she brought down a brutal kick to his stomach, making him lose his breath. After that she was done, her knuckles were a bright red and her hand cramped and ached but it didn’t matter.

She turned to look at tweek, discovering that the whole cafeteria was looking at her wide-eyed. Others' mouths were opened so wide, she could have sworn their chin was on the ground.

Muttering and whispers suddenly erupted, like an unexpected volcano. Some people began to clap and others cheered for her.

“I’m sorry tweek, he just makes me so angry!” She said with a frown. “If he ever messes with you again, tell me.”

She turned to the crowd, some kids had their phones out recording her. “That goes for all of you too!” She yelled.

She smiled and turned back to tweek.

“Want to walk me to class?”