(The horny has taken me)
Nsfw:"What are the Yuus' sex life with their partners"
(Fem!Yuus because the male dynamics are completely different)
After this we go back to regularly scheduled wholesome content.
Riddle Rosehearts x Maid!Yuu-
Very vanilla. They are satisfied with missionary and cuddling after. You'd think they'd have a master/servant vibe but they don't bring that into the bedroom. Light flirting and teasing in public but they won't ruin their image with indecency. But Riddle does have a mommy kink and a praise kink. Yuu takes full advantage making Riddle lose his mind.
"It's okay baby, you can cum. Cum for mommy sweetie."
"Yesh, mmmnn! Mummy!~♡"
Leona Kingscholar x Vet!Yuu-
Leona doesn't initiate sex. He does however bother Yuu when he's in the mood, which is alot. Yuu will wait as long as possible because of their work. She isn't worried about Leona losing interest because he won't. Leona wants anything he can't have. Yuu waits until the end of the day to give her partner what he wants which leads to rough sex. They love rough sex with biting and scratching. They will go at it like animals and you'd think they hate each other. Whether fighting or making up the answer is sex.
"Where do you think you're going? You said you could take it. You sounded so cocky a minute ago. Now take it!"
"Shut the hell up! Unng~ If you'd just slow down I could adjust-nmm!"
Ruggie Bucchi x Chef!Yuu-
Food and fucking, what better than that. Yuu has a slight feeding kink. Not a fattening kink though. She just likes striking the moment Ruggie is full and relaxing. Ruggie doesn't try to escape at that point all he wants is to use Yuu's thighs as a pillow. I know the question. Do they do the thing? Yes, they do the syrup and whipped cream thing.
"Ayanfe? You're giving me that look."
"Mahal, get the chocolate syrup. I think you deserve an early dessert."
"Yes, Ma'am!!"
Jack Howl x Writer!Yuu-
And they call it puppy love~
But seriously they are too saccharin-sweet for kinky business. They are too pure! Too innocent! Too loving!
Until Jack gets in the mode and desperately clings to Yuu. He gets all whiney and tosses his tough guy persona. Lots of nudging and cuddling his girlfriend as she focuses on typing. He literally gets so horny it hurts as he waits as patiently as he can. He tries not to bite when he can finally mounts Yuu but he can't help it.
"Ja-akk please slow down! You're too big to-oo go this deep! I'll cum if you-ah!"
"Sorry...it feels so good. So tight. Please let me mark you."
Azul Ashengrotto x Marine Biologist!Yuu
Extremely kinky. They both understand how mentally fragile the other can be when it comes to love. One wants to be loved the other wants to love. Yuu is a bit obsessive which translates to body worship. Azul's controlling nature leads to using Yuu. They both are obsessive actually. Sexually Yuu will sit on Azul's lap while he talks to clients, kissing and nuzzling him while he pays no attention. When guests leave she will switch to blowing him under his desk. Yuu loves cock warming but Azul knows he won't be able to focus the entire time. He ends up breaking character every time and fucks Yuu over the table.
"Pearl, you look amazing wrapped around me. You'd look better with a collar and a leash wrapped around my hand. It will be easier than pulling you by the hair."
"Mmmn~♡"
"Sorry, I forgot how much you love that."
Floyd Leech x Orca!Yuu-
You ever seen a small dog on a big one? Sorry. Had to say it.
Biting so much bitting. It's just natural for them. They will also go it at a moment's notice. No fuss. No build up just raw animalistic fucking like nature intended. They aren't kinky because that implies that they aren't just fucking. They don't even care if they get caught, at least Floyd doesn't.
"Floyd! What the hell! Can't you two do it in your dorm? I sit there!"
"Fuck off! Can't you see we're busy."
Jamil Viper x Dancer!Yuu
Too tired to put extra energy into fucking. Unless Jamil is particularly agitated. Then he's rough and possessive. God forbid Yuu has a competition and is practicing with someone else. They love having sex when one of them feels jealous and let it be known Yuu gets jealous especially when others talk about how hot Jamil is.
"Do. You. like. It. When those girls complaint you when I'm right there?"
"Do you when you have your hands all over your partner? Do you think he'll care if I send him a picture of you riding my cock right now?"
"Only if you send it to your fan girl too. You're mine hibibi~"
Rook Hunt x Special Forces!Yuu
Insatiable. Fuck more than Yuu's prized rabbits. Kinky is a word they redefined. Really into BDSM but surprisingly they also switch roles alot. Enjoy predator/prey play, degradation, and bandage. While they aren't in an open relationship they have had threesomes. Vil can pretend all he wants but he has slept with them.
"Rat, if you make another sound I'll be forced to strike you again."
"mon amour, s'il te plaît, frappe-moi plus fort-ackk!!!"
Vil Schoenheit x Gardener!Yuu
Hate sex. I mean if you can't stand another person's personality but still find them extremely attractive you might just have fuck about it. Spiteful biting, clawing, and cursing. Vil may be prim and proper in public but this is different. He actually enjoys letting loose and Yuu doesn't complain about being held by the throat. Their little tryst will devolve once all the anger is gone to actually making passionate love.
"You were so mad earlier, you even broke broke skin this time. Now you're acting like a mother hen."
"Silence. Stop moving you are going to get the ointment everywhere. Do you want a scare?"
"Yes! I thought I made that clear. I can't wait to wear it everywhere and explain how I got it."
Idia Shroud x Otaku!Yuu
Toys. So many toys. They can't do it without edging, vibrators, pocket pussies, or dildos. God forbid they find something new to try out. They also love dressing up in cosplays. You don't want walk in on them, their is bo telling what they are doing. And yes to those wondering Idia does get pegged.
"Idia don't pout. I said clip-on not strap-on. I know you are disappointed but we already had plans."
"I know, but I thought I was my turn."
"Okay fine, but I still get to edge you."
Ortho Shroud x Dolly
No
Malleus Draconia x Noble!Yuu
What do you do if you need to save a dragon from a princess? Honestly, Yuu is very proper and keeps Malleus on a short leash. Premarital sex? Scandalous! They still do it in secret which leads to stealthy sex where they avoid getting caught. This is different because a railed-up dragon is hard to control but getting the even more stubborn control freak princess to back down is harder. It's a battle of stamina from there. Yuu hangs on out of spite.
"I'm...surprised you've lasted...my love."
"I'll pass..out after you...do."
Lilia Vanrouge x Celestial!Yuu
"Me and my wife saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe."
Okay, seriously they are a bisexual couple who are no strangers to a bit of fun. They just don't have lovers around the kids. They are still very committed to their marriage. They have never told Malleus what their relationship with his parents was behind closed doors. Or Silver about his mother in Yuu's case. And yes that does make them brothers. It's complicated.
"We can always see if Crewel is willing to join us."
"Dear, I think as long as you're posing as a student it's illegal no matter how old we are. Plus I doubt the boys will forgive us if we go that far."
"I guess I have a goddess all to myself then. What a selfish man I am."
Silver Vanrouge x Odette Crowley
Well technically she's a dullahan, so.... Removable head. So you know.
I doubt he'd do it though. It would be pretty hot though. But he's on that respect woman mindset.
Sebek Zigvolt x Disciplinary Officer!Yuu
He's guilty of disturbing the peace officer! Please punish him! She has the crocodile in a chokehold and he ain't going nowhere. Sit.Stay.Beg. He follows orders like a puppy dog. That riding crop isn't for show and yes it's charged. But if he's a good quiet boy he gets rewarded.
"I'm glad we finally got to put that loud mouth of yours to good use. I'll keep my promise, if you make me cum I'll let you out of the cage."
(Okay, the last one has me sweating.)
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