#Jardeth

[nnobodoodles]

Family sketches featuring Baby Alex! ✨

Bonus:

You take your eyes off the child for a minute and he steals a sword or wears a cursed bracelet smh

[delannoie]

[carnaham]

[imwritesometimes]

when Jonathan takes the shot and saves Ardeth's life and they exchange a glance across a darkened jungle oasis

[graysonflynn]

so i wrote some ardeth/jonathan pwp but it got out of hand and now there's Feelings.

[krchar]

tldr: my extremely important opinions in researching The Mummy ships; Evy and Rick are a well deserved classics; i discovered Ardeth/Jonathan and nothing is the same now; Anck Su Namun is like shown as sassy but deserves a little better of acknowledgement

wow so do you sometimes procrastinate by looking at AO3 what are the popular ships for certain fandoms, cause i do

so i did for The Mummy bc everyone is hot there, so I thought it would be wild - but it is not really, it is just cool and my life is changed - so as for my research

firstly, it is kinda nice that a canonical and explicit ship (Evy and Rick) is actually so likeable that it remains popular and it actually remains far at the top and people quite rarely break it for other ships, and like Evy is our beloved cool nerd <3 and Rick could leave out carrying her around to shut her up, but he's at the end of the day a supportive badass + he's hot like Evy is as well and so is everyone else

BUT i found that Jonathan and Ardeth are quite a thing in the fandom, it is called Jardeth sometimes. a new horizon i tell you. and it's actually really funny and sweet, like the mysterious badass and the clumsy jester, and some content for it is so great omg.. so i know this for two days, but im already diving into a fluffy WIP series on ao3

the shippers often say the headcanons rose from interactions in The Mummy Returns, which i mostly remember as a very wtf movie, but i rushed through their scenes, so it is truth that Ardeth pays J quite a lot of attention, the authors probably wanted them to make friends at least, although there are not that many scenes in the end.. most of it would not have to be so clearly flirty, although they are quite touchy feely, but like, everyone is touchy feely there

but damn

that scene where they talk about weapon skills just doesn't make any sense omg - Ardeth actually approaches Jonathan, as r/e are fluffy and sad about their kidnapped kid and J stands a little aside - and like A looks at J and stands up and walks to him looking somewhat nervous really, or is it just my impression? he then asks J if he's good with a rifle that J meanwhile grabs, so the only other reason i thought of (other than like.. being generally interested in conversation but being shy.. maybe because of hots) is that he might have been worried what this disaster of a person would do later in the fight - that makes sense i guess, cause he asks about the rifle and later gives him some advice on killing mummies - and then J starts flexing wild, i guess it is still a little in character, but then he asks A about his skill with sword, and ARDETH STARTS FLEXING AS WELL , like even the advice is dramatic sassy flexing, like the always reasonable (apart from the plane scene) wise humble blahblah hero - he flexes by swishing the blade to J's throat so dramatically it is even stupid, and the look he makes thereafter, like he's sassy and dramatic, then when he finishes his stuff, he lets the blade down and kind of softens and nods and measures J amusedly, like seriously (edit p.s.: also J is weirdly nervous when he notices Ardeth at his side?? like before he even starts to speak? like they know each other for quite some time, they spoke quite casually even during this movie, what are you afraid of bro?)

the fun is it actually reminds me of that weird interaction between Aragorn and Eowyn before the battle, where he like should probably be supportive, but kind of flexes and puts her down a bit - Aragorn is def rather in love with Arwen and in fact Eowyn is a kid to him, but, talking just about filming language, it always seemed to me that in the movies they kind of suggested that he had a thing for Eowyn in a way, maybe just being depressed after the assumed breakup, but whatever - so this similarity is like.. really..? ok...

so like ..i get the shippers based on this scene of like less than half a minute

but like also other tiny moments change in that light hehe - like Ardeth being amused by Jonathan, being generally weirdly interested in each other's stuff etc.. i can see the point

otherwise, Ardeth is of course terribly hot, so he's also shipped with OCs and everyone else, but very popular is a threesome with rick and evy, so that would be quite a family

just a last note, Anck Su Namun deserved a bit better in the second movie i think, she is kind of badass and sassy, but she is really too much of a bitch and lets Imhotep burn, like, ok realistically it is natural to not react perfectly in such danger, but like, it is shown as a sort of betrayal, and like, yeah, they did the apocalypse, but in the first movie she and Imphotep felt kind of understandable in the backstory and i always felt like she was herself a victim of a terrible system that deprived her of free will and bodily autonomy, which she actually states with her last words - and i did not have very much of a pity for the pharaoh tbh - so like.. if they did not kill so many people, i'd actually root for them quite a lot (and they get an acceptable percentage on ao3, being only below e/r, jardeth, and e/r/a threesome)

ok... that was my rant

[adsurgitvagus]

I may or may not have made more of the custom icons for character backgrounds, they are just so fun to make Havren🌿, the Faithwarden, last of the Moon Circle of Baldur's Gate Jonnah Jardeth🦅, a proud member of Griffon Cavalry of Waterdeep Avvara⚔️, the ruthless Crimson Gladiator of the undercity Mauvr🎻, the mysterious bard of the Underdark and the wielder of the darkwood mandolin Firwirtaris🌩️, the son and the chosen one of Talos, He-who-brings-storm Feofas🌙, one of the original harpers who fought Ketheric, preserved in a crystal for a hundred years in the Shadow-Cursed lands

[fenlirias]

Silhaenn Jardeth

[popsixsquishcicerolipschitz]

Boney M - Painter Man

MikitoFarrell

Boney M. Painter Man 1978

JukeBoxMaarouf 

Boney M - Painter Man (Full Extended Mix)

Jardeth Ashbourne

[scoffingatgravity]

Ship Aesthetics: Jonathan/Ardeth

“You any good with that?” “Three times Fox and Hound’s grand champion, I’ll have you know.”

[nnobodoodles]

I lost motivation halfway through, but finally made a reel-thing like the cool kids

Ardeth's canonically amused by Jonathan's silliness and also I'm awaiting their own adventure spin-off series

[delannoie]

That little brit always finds Most Cursed artefacts.

[darlingandmreames]

Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know/catch up with!

@hazelestelle tagged me ^-^

3 ships: Kalluzeb, Jonathan/Ardeth (Ardethan? Jardeth? either way I’m trash), Dream Husbands (SHOCKER, I know)

Last song: Cluster A by In The Blue Shirt

Last movie: Contagion (hence the Contagion AU, and buddy let me tell you that movie hits DIFFERENTLY now)

Currently reading:  Models and Strategies for Factor Mixture Analysis: An Example Concerning the Structure Underlying Psychological Disorders (because grad school is funnnnn)

Currently watching: Joseon X Files, The Boys

Currently consuming: cottage cheese with honey, peaches, and cinnamon, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Currently craving: lebkuchen and mulled wine (I fully blame @dbakeiro for this)

I’m tagging @dbakeiro, @seastorms, @oceans-foundfamily, @seaofashes and anyone else who’s interested!

[imwritesometimes]

Keep In Touch

If he was honest, he hadn't been able put the man out of his mind since they'd been in the tomb at Hamunaptra and he'd had his nasty run-in with the scarab; Ardeth's sure and strong hands holding him steady while he had an ancient insect removed from his shoulder had left quite the impression. His dashing smile and warm, sincere eyes were nothing Jonathan would soon forget either.

Fandom: The Mummy | The Mummy Returns

Pairing: Jonathan Carnahan/Ardeth Bay

Rating: Teen

Chapters: 7/7 [Complete]

Word Count: 17,316

Warnings: None

Additional Tags: Developing Relationship, Slow Burn, Pining, Mutual Pining, Flirting, Fluff, It's requited they're just too flustered around one another to figure it out

[thefaeriereview]

  Blood Magic

Realm Wardens Series Book 1

by Bobbi Schemerhorn

Genre: Dark Epic Fantasy

Can an ex-warrior, lost soul, and thief stop magic from falling into the wrong hands?

Dufin an ex-warrior dwarf now a mine working botanist, finds peace and purpose in his gardens with his flowers. But he is pulled away from his serenity by his king. An important package must be taken to the High Kingdom.

A mission he shouldn’t do on his own.

Enya, a human raised by dwarfs struggles with fitting in. Loved by the dwarf mother who raised her, but despised by the dwarf she longed to call father.

Jardeth, a thief too sophisticated for the brothel he was found in. A roamer, traveller happy to go where possible treasures may lie. His true intentions carefully concealed from those closest to him.

What does the package they carry contain? Will it throw the world into chaos or is it a peaceful gesture between two kingdoms?

  3 out of 5

Blood Magic is interesting. It started off a bit slow, but once you get a little further in, it gets interesting. I fell in love with Dufin, his gruff exterior and soft heart. A misfit group, a mysterious package, shadow creatures that lurk in the dark, what could possibly go wrong? You'll find yourself wrapped up in the story. A fun read.

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The Gift

Realm Wardens Series Book 2

To prevent the rise of evil, rules must be broken.

The assassin, Niviel Darke, is the best in all of Totriga Realm and several others. His services are expensive but worth it. The agency he works for has one rule: protect the client list or die.

The dryad spends his days tending his forest and nights watching the stars. Occasionally, he would use his magic to help visitors bearing gifts. He too lived by one rule: never harm another living creature. Ever.

The assassin and the dryad’s paths cross when a very powerful man, Drummond Amberaull, informed Niviel he has the assassin’s client list. If he wants to protect the list and his life, Niviel must journey to the Dwarf Kingdom for answers. To keep his magic from the High King's nefarious intentions, the dryad must join Niviel.

Niviel’s plans for the year didn’t entail a five month journey, but he must protect his client list. The dryad only wishes to remain with his forest but the uncertainty of the kings desires for him frightens him more than leaving his life behind. Both are faced with a choice neither wants to make.

4 out of 5

The Gift starts off with a bang. Wow, after book one, I was worried this would be a slow starter too but it's the exact opposite. You're tossed right into the thick of it, and you get wrapped up in the story so fast you don't realize it's happening. Schemerhorn seems to have found a great storytelling groove, and fantasy adventure lovers will definitely enjoy this book.

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Tor

Realm Wardens Series Book 3

When who you were born to be isn’t who you are meant to become.

Tor is an orc stuck between two worlds.

She was born to be a warrior, but was raised to be a healer.

Tor was sent to the Rejuvenation Monastery at a young age. Cast out by her father for dishonouring the family. She was forced to denounce her warrior upbringing to become a healer.

Tor is warned on two fronts that a threat is coming.

But she doesn’t know when or where it’s coming.

Can Tor find this threat before it becomes fatal? Who or what is she looking for? Will she be forced to make a choice between being a warrior or a healer?

If you like dark, epic fantasy with a touch of humour then Tor is for you. Learn more about the Realm Wardens world and her peoples in this third instalment in the series.

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4 out of 5

Tor is a refreshing new fantasy. It's not often that orcs are the heroes of the story, but Tor is just that. A strong (orc) heroine, who will go to great lengths to try and stop a mysterious threat. She's lost everything but her fighting spirit despite being sent off to become a healer, she hasn't lost her fighting spirit. A great heroine and a great story.

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Bobbi Schemerhorn was born in Nova Scotia, but raised in Alberta. She has lived all across Canada, living in at least five different provinces, thanks to her military husband. Bobbi enjoys watching a variety of TV shows and movies; she is a Sims 2 playing fool, and loves working with her hands making crafts. Although she has no human children she does have one beautiful kitty who has reached her 19th year.

Bobbi is self-published in the fantasy genre. She has dabbled in Steampunk and Greek Mythology as well as Urban and Epic. Outside of her own writing Bobbi takes pride in helping her fellow authors with their work with her content editing and beta reading. She is known for her tough love both in her professional and personal life.

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[krchar]

sorry i do not know what got into me but here are some memes for The Mummy (Returns) lore

I might have been possessed by the devil... or by Imhotep I guess

sry at this point i could not leave out the Jardeth stuff