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svalleynow · 8 months ago
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Free RAM Healthcare Clinic Coming to Jasper in October to Address Limited Access to Care
Free RAM Healthcare Clinic Coming to Jasper in October to Address Limited Access to Care...
JASPER, Tenn. – In many parts of the United States, for millions of Americans, access to basic healthcare is a challenge at best and an impossibility at worst. Due to geographic, economic, or cultural barriers, much of the U.S. population is uninsured or underinsured. Remote Area Medical (RAM) is stepping in to address this issue by offering a free, comprehensive healthcare clinic at Jasper…
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theemissuniverse · 4 months ago
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“DYNAMITE” HENRY HART X ENEMY FEM!READER
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SUMMARY : You and Henry haven’t really gotten along since you’ve known each other. Henry’s put up with it for far too long. (Both 18, graduated high school. Relationship is sort of like Freddie and Sam from ICarly.)
CONTENT : suggestive content, slightly explicit
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No one and I mean not a single soul anticipated you and Henry ever being a couple. From early childhood to the end of middle school, the two of you were kind of like enemies. You would ‘bully’ him and the two of you would argue constantly up until when the two of you graduated high school.
The only reason why the two of you spoke was because Charlotte was your best friend and Henry was her friend too. Henry couldn’t even understand how you could like Jasper more than him.
He was tired. Tired of the teasing, tired of the hitting, tired of you. Especially because he had actually no other reason to dislike you. He honestly thought you were really cool when you weren’t dishing out all your misery onto him.
Tonight? Tonight was the final straw.
You were so mad at him that you almost exposed he was Kid Danger at a party Jasper was throwing at the air n b. Henry immediately took you into a bedroom and closed the door before looking at you, furious.
He was even more mad was because the only reason why you were invited to the party was because he told Jasper to. Jasper was afraid of you and didn’t want you to come but Henry didn’t want you to feel left out.
That’s just the type of person Henry was.
He was never this angry at you. He was used to you but he was boiling with anger.
This was it.
“What the actual fuck is your problem?”
You were caught off guard. Henry wasn’t really the swearing type unless he was joking or being funny. You had to of done it.
Henry didn’t even let you speak. He just kept going. “Teasing me since elementary school? I can handle. Throwing me into lockers in middle school? I can handle. Making me get detention after you blamed me for everything you did through out high school? I can handle. But exposing my secret? My secret to the entire party for me merely existing is something I can not fucking handle anymore.”
You looked at Henry in sort of a guilty and sad way. “It wasn’t for nothing.”
“Oh it wasn’t?” Henry begins to sarcastically say. “Oh, then please tell me what the problem is! Enlighten me! I really wanna know what grinded Ms. Nothing is ever Perfect gears tonight?! Hmm? What was it?”
You looked down in shame, not even wanting to say why. “You were talking to Ashley.”
Henry was even more confused. Why did the thought of talking to Ashley bother you? “You almost exposed me…because I was talking to Ashley?”
“See, when you put it like that, it sounds bad.”
“It is bad!” Henry scoffed at you. It’s like he couldn’t believe what and who he was seeing. “See, you’re ridiculous. I don’t even know why I wanted you here at this party in the first place.”
When Henry had said that, your eyes lit up. “You wanted me here?”
“Yeah because everyone is so afraid of you and thinks you’re a….the very not nice word that starts with a ‘B’ but I’m said ‘no, she’s just going through a lot. She’s not that bad’ but you know what? You are that bad. You’re crazy! No! Insane even. And this whole thing was crazy for me to even-“
Henry was cut off abruptly by the motion of you kissing him, directly on the lips. He stood there in complete shock. The kiss was so short, he didn’t even get to appreciate how soft your lips were. How comforting they felt.
He looked at you confused. He blinked a little, trying to process what just happened. “Um…what was that?”
You bit your lip and looked down to the ground. You couldn’t even look at him. “I know I’ve been extra…I’ve always been extra it’s just…I always thought you were cute and…I kinda liked you. Even though I gave you a wedgie four times…and ate your lunch every day….and made a dog eat your homework and when you told the teacher the excuse, you got detention but…I guess that was my way of expressing that I liked you. And when I saw Ashley flirting with you and you…enjoying it…I freaked out.”
Henry was completely stunned by your confession. Never in a million years would he ever hear from your mouth that you had a crush on him. The entire time.
And then he thought about it. How every Valentine’s Day at school he would get candy grahams but never knew who it was. How quickly you reacted to him even slightly grazing your hand. How sometimes you would just stare at him and he would have to ask you if something was on his face.
And then he thought about himself. How every Valentine’s Day he secretly hoped it was you. How he hoped you didn’t mind him purposely grazing your hand just to feel your contact. How sometimes he wanted to grab you by the hips and give you the most passionate kiss you’ve ever had by the way you looked at him.
“I’m sorry, Henry. I’m sorry I’ve been a bitch. I’m sorry I ruined everything.”
Now here’s something he’d thought he never see. You were crying. Tears. Actual tears not sweat. You had never cried in front of him before. Never.
Henry bit his lip, feeling bad. Was it still justifiable for him to be angry? Yes but he finally understood at least why you’ve been acting like this towards him.
You went to try and walk away but Henry wouldn’t let you. He grabbed your arm and spun you around. This time Henry’s lips landed on yours.
It was your turn to be surprised. You didn’t think after everything the two of you went through that Henry would even remotely feel the same way as you. But he did. Every bit of it.
You pulled Henry down more since he was taller than you. Henry held onto your waist as he deeply kissed you. You were melting right in his arms. Nothing felt better than his kisses.
Henry wasn’t expecting for your hands to go to the belt on his jeans. He felt you unbutton him super quick.
You slowly took the belt off this time, grazing his abdomen with your nails softly. The gesture made Henry let out a low growl that he himself had no idea where it came from.
Henry picked you up by thighs and had you up against the wall. Held you in place while you broke the kiss to kiss and suck on his neck.
“We-shit-need to talk-damn.” The sucking on his neck made him moan relentlessly.
“Talk about what?” You asked while taking off your shirt.
“Talk about-“ Henry cut himself off when he say how good your chest looked in a tightly fitted black bra. You smirked, seeing his reaction. You took his hands and placed them on your ass.
He forced himself out of his own trance. “I don’t just want to have sex with you. I like you.”
“Then have me.”
Henry looked in your eyes and then back at your lips. All before kissing you but this time, he did it lovingly. Like you were made of glass.
You were his now. In a strange way.
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timbradfordslover · 2 months ago
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Warnings : intruder at elementary school
Summary: You have to respond to a dangerous situation at your kid’s school and some rookies have something not so pleasant to say.
Word Count: 1600ish
Unfortunate visitor from the past
Now you are engaged, and Tim is now a Metro Liaison Sergeant. Both of you keep your personal lives very private, so only Sergeant Grey and Angela know about Jasper.
You and Tim walk into the precinct to the smell of stale coffee and printer ink. The station is filled with the soft shuffling of papers and soft morning chatter amongst the other officers before roll call. You both head to the locker rooms where Tim changes into his uniform, and you get ready with Harper, Lopez, Chen, and Jaurez. You all chat about cases you've been working on and discuss plans for girls night.
"Y/L/N, come see me in my office for a second," Sargeant Grey calls across the bullpen from his office door.
You walk over and step into his glass office. "What can I do for you, sir? you ask politely.
"Officer Wrigley called out sick, and I need someone to train Officer Daniels today. I know you haven't been a T.O. for years, but you're all I got." He explains from behind his desk.
"Don't worry about it; I got it, sir." You say with reassurance.
"Thank you. You're dismissed." He says, and you walk out to change into your patrol uniform.
30 minutes later you're walking into the roll call room. You walk down the aisle and sit next to Nolan.
"Hey Y/N, are you riding patrol today?" He asks, noticing that you're in uniform today.
"Yeah, Grey's got me filing in for Wrigley today." You replied as Sergeant Grey walks up to the podium at the front of the room.
Sergeant Grey then leads roll call, and Tim discusses a suspect that Metro is tracking. His facial expression slightly changes once he notices you’re in uniform, but he remains professional during the briefing.
“Why are you in uniform?” Tim asks in an unamused tone as he walks up to you after Grey dismissed everyone.
“Grey needs me to train Daniels today because Wrigley called out,” you explain to him.
“You haven’t been a T.O. for at least ten years,” he protests. He doesn’t like the idea of you riding patrol, much less with a “toddler with a gun.”
“It’s just for today, Tim; I’ll be ok,“ you say with a reassuring smile while looking up at him.
“Alright, if there are any problems, call me,” he says.
Later that day, while you’re riding with Officer Daniels, you get a call from Tim.
“Hey Tim,” you say once you answer your phone from the holder in the shop.
“Y/N, you need to come back to the station; it’s about Jasper.” He says in a soft but serious tone.
“Why is he ok? Is something wrong?” you ask while your face heats up and your heart starts beating fast.
“We’ll talk when you get here; I love you,” he says calmly.
“I love you too. We’ll be there in 5 minutes,” you reply before ending the call.
"May I ask who Jasper is?" Officer Daniels asks next to you.
“My son,” you reply in a stern voice.
"Is he— " he starts, but you cut him off.
"No more questions, boot," you bark, sounding a little too much like Tim.
You pull into the garage area of the station and park.
“Get the gear squared away, then come find me when you’re done.” You say as you round the front of the shop and stand next to the passenger side to make sure Officer Daniels understands.
“Yes ma’am,” he responds as he starts grabbing the war bags from the back of the shop.
You turn away from the shop and walk through the glass doors and enter the station. With heavy limbs and an anxious feeling, you look around for Tim.You walk into the bullpen and see him in Grey’s office. You take a breath and walk over to the glass door and step in. Tim is sitting in front of Grey in his Metro uniform with his sleeves pushed up.
“What happened? Is he ok?“ you ask in a shaky, uneven tone.
“Sit, Y/N,” Tim says calmly while gesturing to the chair next to him.
Despite wanting to remain standing, you slide into the seat next to Tim.
“We got a call about someone trying to break into Jasper’s school. They’re on lockdown until we can identify the suspect.” Grey says slowly with concern written across his face.
Tim reaches over and holds your hand to provide reassurance.
“Do we know if he’s ok?” You ask, concerned.
“As far as we know, he’s perfectly fine. I sent Metro there on standby.” Tim says in a soft tone.
“Do we have visual on the suspect?” You ask about switching from being a worried mother to a cop.
“Yes, Metro got a shot of him.” Grey says, passing over a tablet.
Your eyes widen as you focus on the man in front of you. You know this man, if you can even call him a man. You never thought you’d see or hear from him again.
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost, Y/N,” Grey says, breaking the silence.
“I know who this is. It’s Jasper’s biological father,“ you exclaim.
“Has he ever tried contacting you before in the past?” Grey asks.
You shake your head. “Nopenever. He said he didn’t want anything to do with him once I told him I was pregnant.” You reply.
Just then Tim’s phone rings.
“Suspect has broken into the building; do you want us to go in after him?” Wells, one of Tim’s buddies from Metro, says on the other side.
Tim looks up to Grey for confirmation, and Grey nods.
“Yes be advised that he is the father of one of the students, “ Tim says to Wells.
You abruptly stand up and head to the door.
Tim immediately gets up after you. "Where are you going?" He asks worriedly.
"To go help," you say.
"No, you're too close to this. I don't want you to do something irrational you'll regret." Sargeant Grey says.
"Then what am I supposed to do? I won't be able to focus on anything else." You exclaim worriedly while messing with your engagement ring.
"Then I will have you sit in a shop out of sight during the operation. Bradford, you can give orders from there." Sergeant Grey compromises reluctantly. He wants to protect his children as much as possible.
Meanwhile...
A couple of the rookies sit in the bullpen doing paperwork with their T. Os are sitting at a nearby table.
"I found out Detective Y/L/N has a son today." Officer Daniels shares with the group.
"She does?" Another rookie named Brooks asks.
"Is it with Bradford?" Another asks.
"Can't be. He was married before Y/L/N." A nearby P2 says.
"Wait, he was?" Brooks exclaims.
"Yeah, to a UC. Got hooked on drugs, though going undercover." The P2 explains.
Just as the P2 finishes their sentence, Tim clears his throat. "Are you idiots done?" He barks at them.
The group looks back at him in shock. They are too stunned to respond to Tim. You stand next to him, just as shocked as they are that someone would talk about a fellow officer like that.
"You all should know better than to talk about another officer's personal business like that, let alone a senior officer." He yells at them.
He looks directly at the P2 standing next to where Officer Brooks is sitting. "You've been a cop longer than them; you should have corrected them. Now if I hear talk like this again, you'll be getting a blue page," Tim says finally.
"Come on, baby, let's go see about Jasper, Tim says to you while putting his arm around your shoulders and leading you to the door to the garage area.
10 minutes later, you and Tim pull up to Jasper's school right as you hear Metro call in a code four. A few ambulances pull up a few minutes later to make sure there aren't any injuries.
Tim steps out of the car and gestures for you to get out after him. He walks over to where Wells is, with you walking closely next to him. His fingers lightly brush against yours as you walk.
“Hi Sir, we didn’t have any casualties, and your son is perfectly safe. Only a few staff members were slightly injured. The suspect is in that shop over there if you would like to question him." Wells explains to both of you.
"Thank you," Tim says before turning to you.
"What do you want to do?" He asks.
"I don't want to talk to his father, but I would like to see Jasper," you say to Tim.
"I'll go talk to the principal and see if you guys can take him now,“ Wells suggests.
"Thank you,” you say.
10 minutes later, Wells brings Jasper out with his things.
"Mom! Dad!" Jasper calls while running straight to you and Tim.
"Hi baby, did you get scared?" You ask while you squat down to hug him.
He lets go of you and moves over to hug Tim.
"I was at first, but I knew you guys would be here to help." He leans against Tim's leg while Tim pats his head.
"Are you ready to go home, buddy?" Tim says while bending down to his level.
"Yeah, I miss Kojo," Jasper says, and Tim and you both giggle.
You watch as Tim holds Jasper's hand as they walk over the shop. You're very proud of Tim for sticking with you and being such a good dad to Jasper when his wasn't around.
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flippinpancakes64 · 10 months ago
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Hey, i love ur works. I was wondering if i could request the Cullens with a reader who’s really good with children and is also a kindergarten/elementary school teacher. Thank u💞 Hope you have a nice day
The Cullens with a Reader who’s good with Kids
I apologize ahead of time for any inaccuracies here. There are no children around me and I do not go seek them out either. Me and kids do not mix…
Anyways thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy!
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Edward:
We don’t really know how he feels about kids before the birth of Renesmee
I mean obviously he loves her, but we don’t know if that’s because he loves kids or just because she’s his daughter
Either way I feel like he would be good with them
He would love to come help you with your students anytime you want him to
He loves setting up little games for them to play and reading to them
And he loves how good you are with kids
It just makes him go crazy
And then he gets stuck in that spot of wanting a kid with you. It not wanting to put you through what Bella went through
But that’s a whole different topic
He does have a moment of self doubt
He thinks you should be with someone who is alive and who could give you kids (if you want them)
Not someone who’s dead and could only hurt you
But he does get over himself
Eventually
Until then he helps you in your classes
All of your students love him btw
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Alice:
You know those videos on tiktok of elementary school teachers going all out decorating their classrooms?
Alice is making you do that whether you want to or not
She’s buying all of the streamers, decorations, and posters she can find
She has so much fun with it
And she LOVES to dress you up in colorful outfits
If you’re a man or a woman or anything in between it doesn’t matter
Cause you are gonna wear this rainbow sweater no matter what
And I have a feeling she’s really good with kids too
She’s never had a really strong desire to have any, but she loves to hang out with them when they’re around
She helps out in your classroom as much as she can
And if that help is just making sure your streamers are up to fire code… who’s keeping track anyway
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Jasper:
This man is scared of kids
There was one time where he was just walking through a park with Alice and a kid tripped and scraped his knee
He almost went ballistic
Kids are so unpredictable and such a danger to themselves and other kids
Way too prone to bleeding for him to be comfortable
So he’s always on edge around them
Not to mention he’s always awkward
He doesn’t know what to talk about
He was in your room once and a kid was trying to play with him and he just… sat there
Bro is lost
Tried talking about the weather to one of your kids once too
It’s best to keep him away
He’s more than willing to help decorate your room though
And grade tests if you’re getting a bit swamped
It’s just in everyone’s best interest if he’s only in your classroom after hours
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Rosalie:
Do I even need to elaborate
She is THE woman for the job
We all know she loves kids, and if what we saw of her with Renesmee proves anything, she’s great with them too
So this is literally the perfect arrangement
She loves kids
She’s not able to be around kids often
You show up
You are literally an elementary school teacher
Perfect match
She comes over literally every time that she can
And since there’s nothing technically holding her back, that’s pretty often
She poses as your student teacher in order to be there all the time
Really, she’s great with them
And she loves it
And the fact that you love kids and are great with them too instantly puts you at #1 on her list
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Emmett:
I feel like he’s also great with kids
They love him
I mean, when you’re a kid, what’s better than the guy who can swing you around
Very few things tbh
The boys in your class especially love him
They love arm wrestling or racing him
He lets them win of course
He mostly shows up at your classroom around recess
But hey at least he gets all of their energy out before they need to sit down more
He’s also not someone who dreams about having kids
But if you want them, then he’s all for it
As long as you’re either willing to adopt or willing to go through what Bella went through
But as for him, he’s okay with the little guys you have running around your classroom
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Esme:
Another mother at heart
She loves kids
I mean, she’s dedicated her entire vampire life to being an adoptive mother to about 7 immortal kids
So she is more than willing to help you with anything you want
Your kids absolutely love her too
They always get excited when Mrs Esme comes to visit
She is the best at storytelling
She has their entire attention for as long as she spends talking
And she loves helping you decorate your room too
Of course, she also loves that you’re so good with kids
As someone who once had a child and now has so many “children,” it’s important to her that her partner loves kids
Any time you need help, she is there
And she is so excited to decorate your classroom
She brings in candy and food for every single holiday party
Your kids don’t need to provide a single thing
That might be why they all love her actually
Jk jk
She’s just so sweet how could you not
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Carlisle:
He is also a guy who’s great with kids
I mean, when you’re one of the only doctors in a small town you kinda have to be good with all kinds of people
Kids love him too
He doesn’t even really need to try
He’s just sort of unbothered by whatever kids want to do to him
So if a kid wants to climb onto his back and pull his hair and sit on his head then he won’t stop them
It’s not like it hurts or anything, he’ll live
Obviously though, he can’t be at your classroom all of the time
Actually, he can’t even be there every once in a while
The clinic is pretty demanding
So he mostly just helps at home
The amount of times when he has graded your kids’ papers or printed off new worksheets for them while you were asleep is countless
He just tries to support you where he can
And of course his money is your money
You want to throw a birthday party for one of your students? Here’s his debit card, go crazy
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Vampire! Bella:
She’s a reluctant person with kids
I mean, obviously she loves Renesmee, but aside from her, she’s never been good at dealing with kids
She’s just awkward around them
Sort of the same vibe as Jasper
Doesn’t know what to say to them
She was in your classroom and one of the kids was talking to her
So she just started talking about politics?
Even the kid was confused
But the problem is that kids love her
You don’t really know why, neither does she
But something about her just draws kids to her
She prefers to just help you out at home
But she gets frustrated too quick with the little kid writing
“What the hell is this supposed to say? I’m just gonna mark it wrong”
“Bella you can’t just do that-“
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hewwokitti · 6 months ago
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Hey cuties!!! Here’s a post about the future of this blog (no i am not leaving)
First i want to apologize for being so gone like completely silent gone. I have not been feeling OBX for a long time. As such, I will be making this a multi fandom blog. I have completely cleared my inbox due to the incident so if you requested something I have not done yet, feel free to request again and I will try to make sure that i get to them when im feeling like OBX
As for the fandoms I will be writing for: it will be these (i will make a pinned post after and make it all pretty)’
Reblogs appreciated <3
OBX
JJ
Rafe
Pope
John B
HOTD
Aemond Targaryen
Aegon Targaryen
Rhaenyra Targaryen
Daemon Targaryen
Jacaerys Velaryon
Gwayne Hightower
Cregan Stark
The Office
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Abbott Elementary
Gregory Eddie
Janine Teagues
Melissa Schemmenti
The Walking Dead (until “The day will come when you wont be”)
Rick Grimes
Carl Grimes
Negan
Daryl Dixon
Glenn Rhee
The Governor
Shane Walsh
Abraham Ford
Maggie Greene
Rosita Espinosa
Carol Peletier
Beth Greene
Sasha WIlliams
Tara Chambler
Parks and Recreation
Ron Swanson
April Ludgate
Andy Dwyer
Ben Wyatt
Leslie Knope
Chris Traeger
Ann Perkins
Mark Brendanawicz
Cobra Kai
Young/Old Daniel LaRussio
Young/Old Johnny Lawrence
Amanda LaRusso
Robby Keene
Miguel Diaz
Tori Nichols
Samantha LaRusso
Eli/Hawk Moskowitz
Demetri Alexopoulos
Harry Potter
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Harry Potter
Luna Lovegood
Percy Weasley
Draco Malfoy
Matthew Riddle
Lorenzo Berkshire
Twilight
Jasper Hale (romantic- all fics will be this pairing i cannot write anything else sorry)
Alice Cullen (platonic)
Carlisle Cullen (platonic)
Rosalie Hale (platonic)
Esme Cullen (platonic)
Emmett Cullen (platonic)
Edward Cullen (platonic)’
Supernatural
Only Winchester!reader up to Season 8 (im working on it)
The Umbrella Academy
5
Criminal Minds
Spencer Reid
Singer!Actress!Reader verse
Tom Holland
Rudy Pankow
Ewan Mitchell
Pedro Pascal
Jeffery Dean Morgan
Pretty much any actor in the shows i have mentioned are fair game- ill let you know if i dont want to write for them.
Also generally reader! Being famous IE- interviews, award shows, red carpets
I will make a page on reader
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boy1nterrupted · 1 month ago
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The Twins - Yellow Jackets OCs
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"Some children are simply born with tragedy in their blood"
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"But I always knew, that in the end, no one was coming to save me" Lynette Moore - The Sheep - Defensive Midfielder {FC: Teen - Hunter Schafer Adult - Rachel McAdams )
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Pre-Crash
"well i'm not the moon, i'm not even a star"
Lynette Moore, the quiet girl who's only talent to the yellow jackets seemed to be her defense. Her reserved demeanor came from the lack of friends she had, heavily relying on her twin brother for stability and comfort. Because she doesn't talk much, unless it's in a game, most of the other girls didn't really know how to be friends with her. This often resulted in her feeling isolated against her team, but she never allowed it to affect her performance.
Lynette is a junior at the time before the crash, and her lack of senior status often makes her feel intimidated by the other girls
Jasper and Lynette are fraternal twins, so despite their similarities, most people don't know their the same age
She is more of a foraging type, being one of those kids who used to make weird concoctions in the woods as a kid, because of that, she's very well versed in plants. She always wanted to go live in the woods as an adult, and make a living off surviving out there. Her favorite hobby is also gardening.
Both Lynette and Jasper have been bullied since they were in elementary school, and while jasper has shrugged it off and become careless, it's affected Lynette since. She can't grasp anyone finding her useful in the first place.
The only person she's genuinely talked to is Van and Misty, mostly because misty is someone she's seen the other team mates treat as odd or overbearing, and she gets it.
She struggles with Fibromyalgia which has resulted in her having to taking extended breaks during practice due to the pain. If their playing during a game she has a tendency to ignore the pain unless it results in her passing out.
After Crash / Season 1 & 2:
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"Scared to live, Scared to die."
When the plane crashes, Lynette came to the understanding that she couldn't continue as she was before. She, like misty, began to show her capabilities of when it came to foraging and plant life. She'd be able to identify what could be poisonous, medicinal, or food. Because of that, she'd be able to supply the team with enough food to keep them from starving until they gained something from hunting.
On the subject of "the wilderness" and what encapsulates it, I don't think she'd come to the belief that it was real. Since she's struggled her entire life with religion, and any "entity" like God, she doesn't believe in blessings or miracles. She thinks if something exists it only intends to punish them (which comes from a lot of her internalized homophobia against herself because she's aggressively in the closet). That being said, she isn't against other's faith and doesn't try to tear down Lottie and her beliefs, she merely grows concerned for her sanity.
Having Fibromyalgia, Lynette, due to the stress of their conditions, has a tendency to flair up in pain far more often. For her, there is no longer any "good days", and by the winter she's ran out of her medicine. Fibromyalgia is also characterised by insomnia and intense fatigue, which means she remains feeling tired no matter how much sleep she gets, and because of the extent of her pain, she often can't sleep in the first place. She spends most of her time trying to be quiet about the agony she feels, and she knows no one can help her.
She stays back when Tai and the girls go out to search, but she urgently tries to aid when she sees the damage done to Van by the wolf. Them both constantly being in some sort of pain results in them growing closer, and Lynette growing closer to Tai because she picks up on their relationship pretty quickly. She also tries to make medicine to aid Van in anyway she can, which, sort of helps.
Lottie sort of begins to think the wilderness "picked" Lynette once she sees her abilities, believing it manifest itself in her when she provides and cares for the others, Lynette whole heartedly disagrees and grows very distant from Lottie in turn.
A lot of the time in the wilderness for Lynette, is spent thinking about her brother. She often writes in a notebook letters she wishes she could send him.
During Doomcoming, she clocks pretty quickly that the group is on shrooms, and decides to go after Natalie, feeling like she might be the only person who's actually experienced something like it. She ends up finding her after Nat leaves Ben and they both go back to the horror scene that was what the girls were doing to Travis. While she does find the situation scary, she has an understanding that the concept of the wilderness, lottie as a lead, and the psychadelic mushrooms all explained the chaotic scene, so it doesn't change her judgement of any of them.
When Jackie and Shauna fight she really never picks a side. She can understand Shauna being hurt from being in Jackie's shadow, but she can also understand Jackie's good intentions and her anger at Shauna's actions. Even then, she argues with lottie about her agreement in forcing Jackie outside. On that night, one of the only nights she could actually sleep, she feels this horrible sensation the whole night. And then winter comes.
The shock and terror Lynette feels at Jackie's death is something she'd never experienced. She'd seen death, she'd seen a body, but it wasn't like this, and it wasn't her team captain. She refuses to eat her because of this.
During the winter she becomes a shell of herself, death after death leaves her feeling empty. She goes into the same state as before the crash, remaining quiet. She's constantly in panic mode, and that is only furthered when Nat draws that card, and Javi drowns. She was one of the only people besides Nat to try and pulled him out, before Misty pulled her back, fair warning her that she might lose her life if she fought back to. All for the f*cking wilderness. She feels forced into participating in the feast, and even then, she doesn't eat.
Spring/Season 3
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"I have a feeling you got everything you wanted, and you're not wasting time stuck here like me."
When everyone comes to the conclusion Ben lit the fire, she grows suspicious of everyone but Nat. Even if he did, she understand why, the girls he'd once coached and cared for had become psychotic and cannibalistic. Maybe he thought he was saving them. Either way, she was in too much pain to care. During his trial the girls attempt to question her on the fact she was likely away due to her insomnia, but she has to stress that her condition also affects her memory and that their jumping to the conclusion she was awake when the person left. Due to her anger, she in fact, brings up Taissa's 'other' side, and her tendency to act weird while sleep walking. Even quoting Lottie on her statement that she saw Tai eating dirt. Though, she quickly says she only brings it up because any of them could've been responsible.
From that point on she really only speaks to Nat and Misty, as Van felt exposing Tai's sleepwalking was a harsh move and no longer trusted Lynette.
To get to the important part, she dies not long after Mari, and not longer before their rescued. When Shauna discovers she was one of the people who helped Nat escape she takes it out on her. She gets into a fight with her and hunts her down in the woods until Lynette falls through the ice, just like Javi did. In her journal, she expresses to her brother that she knows they'll eat her. She has this sinking feelings it's what she's been made for. And she merely states that they better damn well enjoy her for all she's worth.
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"You're just thinking it's a small thing that happened, the world ended when it happened to me." Jasper Moore (FC: Teen - Charlie Plummer, Adult - Charlie Hunnam)
Teen Timeline:
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"You know how time flies. Only yesterday was the time of our lives."
Jasper Moore was always the independent type. From a young age he'd detached himself from his parents once they'd divorced, and ever since he's taken care of himself and his sister. It's not like his parents weren't around, they were, they had just grown distant with him and his sister emotionally, and he knew it would only hurt to stay attached to them.
As previously mentioned, him and his twin have always experienced bullying, but he eventually grew to not care. Though, that isn't necessarily true. The comments made about him do hurt, he just knew he had to be strong for his sister so she had a good role model, despite them being the same age.
In high-school, Jasper doesn't really understand Lynette's passion for soccer, but he's glad she's able to find a community, so he comes to all their practices to watch her play while he draws in his sketchbook. Eventually, out of boredom, he starts drawing all the girls on the team in charcoal. And when they get back, he displays all the ones he did of the team mates who passed as a memorial for them.
Van is surprisingly the one who gives him Lynette's journal once she passes. But it only makes things worse, as he hates them for what they did to his sister, especially Shauna.
After being informed of her passing, Jasper takes a long time to recover. And he holds a funeral, even though he knows there's no body. It took everything in him not to expose the girls, but in his heart, he knew his sister wouldn't want him to. Or at least, everyone but Shauna.
He goes into a chronic depressive episode and spends weeks bed-rotting until his parents get him help. But the moment he gets out, he never speaks to them again.
Adult Timeline:
"Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding, but nothing ever stops you leaving."
As an adult, Jasper has a family. A husband names Nicholas (he's our pansexual king because i love queer + queer siblings) a teenage son named Charlie, and a pre-teen daughter, who he names Lynette. He ended up marrying his high-school best friend and there's not much that's interesting about his life. He's literally a stay at home dad who sometimes does commissions.
Probably gets snuck up on by Shauna and loses his shit like "You murdered my sister i'm going to get you." Like he knows she's bat shit insane but he's about to be WORSE.
He literally has never gotten over Lynette's death either (not surprising since he names his daughter after her) he cries about it once a month.
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racefortheironthrone · 1 year ago
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There was a classic Simpsons episode where Springfield Elementary teachers went on strike, and the PTA responded by bringing in residents (including Marge Simpson) as replacement teachers. Would this count as union busting or crossing the picket line? If yes, I wonder why it was depicted as largely benevolent considering that Simpsons writers and plots tend to lean liberal.
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Let's not mince words, it's 100% scabbing. It's not just crossing a picket line as a customer, it's crossing a picket line in order to work as non-union temporary labor, with the intent to crush the strike.
I don't agree that it's depicted as benevolent behavior - the whole gag of the middle portion of the episode is that the scabs are terrible fucking teachers. Frink is completely wasted in preschool and doesn't let the kids play with toys, Jasper is a physically abusive idiot who gets his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener, and Moe and the like are total pushovers when it comes to Bart's pranks. The only one who can manage a classroom at all is Marge, and even then she's incredibly embarrassing and unprofessional with Bart. (Notable difference compared to how she does in "Whacking Day.")
Also, it's not necessarily the case that Simpsons writers are always left-leaning. John Swartzwelder is notoriously incredibly conservative and his scripts tended to push his libertarian views pretty strongly.
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foster-the-world · 10 months ago
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Great Gatsby
My Mom, Aunt and I saw the Great Gatsby last night. Great show. Amazing costumes and scenes as you would expect. We got $24 tickets we get through Bee's ice skating program. My husband and I will go see Water for Elephants next month. The Classical theater of Harlem is also having free nightly outdoor performance of a midsummers night dream - which looks like a fun adaption. Thinking of taking the girls next week. I think it has lots of glitzy costumes and dancing. It doesn't start until 8:30 but I think we can go for the first half. As a kid my mom had weekly tickets to the Muny - a huge outdoor theater. All of the kids went to the kids show once a summer. Fond memories.
The girls start science camp next week. They love Camp Half blood/sword camp so much. So much imagination. They are bummed its over but they did science camp and liked it last summer.
We are scheduled to go to Banff and Jasper National Parks the end of August. We always do our summer vacation then because camps end but school doesn't start. Turns out two other people at work also want that week off. They may tell me no. Which is fine. So far I've only booked cancelable lodging. We will figure out childcare and go the week before. We may end up switching destinations because we will no longer have the extra labor day Monday off. Its a pretty pricey flight so I don't want to go if we don't have enough time. Maybe Columbia? We will make it to Banff someday.
Talked with baby boy's new school OT and PT. They said he's doing great. He's so used to doing therapies that he has no problems going with new people. PT mentioned the inability to slow down is his problem. Not news to us. Let's hope they can help.
Was reading the NYT's article about the study that says children's moving anytime between the age of 10 and 16 has really detrimental long term effects. For obvious reasons loosing your close knit community during that age is difficult. Here in NYC because of school choice kids can go across town for Junior high and then to a totally different location with no one they know for High School. In addition to the (unhealthy, I think) stress of applications, etc I do wonder if it would have the same negative outcomes. Maybe that's just common practice everywhere now? Where I grew up Jr High was everyone you went to Elementary school with and then three other elementary schools. High school was everyone from your Jr High. I def went from Kindergarten through Graduation with many of the same people.
In my circles everyone believes social media is the cause of teenagers mental health problems - which I believe. But I also think kids having so much less freedom contributes. Its tricky in NYC - as I can't send my kids out to their neighbors backyard - but I try to give the girls freedom as much as possible. Baby boys only four but unless his personality changes I think it will be even more difficult to give him freedom.
Here's to hoping Biden drops out in the next few days. Let's all buy the man a drink, give him a big thank you and let him live out his days in peace. Job well done. Lots of room for improvement but overall A+ in my book.
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deafeninggalaxycandy · 5 months ago
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✨️RED MCARTHUR HEADCANONS✨️
• Rebecca Bertha McArthur
• They/She (Non-binary)
• Born on August 13th, 2003
• 5'6"
• Lesbian
• Red's real father is actually Skeeter, but him and their mother got divorced, and he gave up custody. Moira remarried when they were young. Skeeter hardly comes around anymore, but he is the brother of Craig's dad, Thomas, so him and Red are cousins.
• Never really liked Kevin romantically. They were just scared to be openly gay and chose him to date since they were already friends. The two ended up splitting for good in middle school once they were finally honest with him.
• Nichole and Red are art besties. Nichole draws beautiful nature scenes with sunshine and incredible detail. Red draws abstract art, and it's usually dark themed and bloodied. The only nature drawing she'll make is of blood in the snow.
• She's also secretly in love with Nichole and was really upset when she got back with Tolkien. Especially since this was right after Nichole confessed she was pan. She lowkey cried in her pillow for months.
• They tried their best not to show it and remained friendly for Nichole but absolutely hated Tolkien for "stealing" her and began relentlessly bullying him but playing it off as "teasing."
• Addicted to RedBull.
• Gives the cans to Karen to recycle
• Loves spicy food, specifically spicy ramen. Nichole drinks honey out of the bottle, Red drinks hot sauce out of the bottle.
• Obsessed with Kill Bill and idolizes Beatrix Kiddo. They actually bought a Hattori Hanzo sword replica online.
• Nichole got them to watch Steven Universe, and now they have a massive crush on Blue Diamond. And Garnet. And Bismuth, Jasper, Rose Quartz, it’s a long list.
• Listens to Bad Waitress, Bikini Kill and Mommy Long Legs
• Big fan of Death Note but despises Light Yagami with a burning passion. She was so happy when he died but felt awful for Misa.
• Red's favorite color is actually purple but they only dyed their hair red because they thought it looked like blood.
• Good friends with the Goth kids specifically Pete
• Does the cleanest eyeliner out of everyone she knows. She can do it in one swipe.
• Red's hair was naturally ginger red, but they dyed it in elementary and accidentally used permanent dye. Nobody in class remembered their actual name, but their hair was their most noticeable trait.
• Likes sushi and seafood in general.
• Out of the girls, Red is the absolute meanest to Cartman. It's much worse than Wendy, they really want him dead. When they come into contact, at best they're insulting the hell out of him. At worst, they're beating him with a crowbar.
• Best friends with Nichole, Bebe, and Wendy (and Craig too but they're cousins I don’t know if it counts)
• Red and Bebe's birthday are the same, and usually, the girls give them a joint birthday party. Red acts annoyed by it, but they really like it, and it makes them feel like Bebe is their sister.
• Treats Tricia and Karen like daughters.
• Literally never washes their hair unless Nichole forces them to, it's so fucking greasy.
• Is a Wiccan and practices witchcraft.
• Tried to do love spells so many times as a kid. (Also tried to turn themself into a mermaid)
• Deeply invested in zodiacs and horoscopes and judges people based on them (she's not sorry).
Yall im trying to use pronouns interchangeably. I've never done it before. Am I doing it right??
I totally turned Red into a lesbian witch punk I have no regrets.
also if u caught why I made Red's middle name Bertha, I love you.
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svalleynow · 8 months ago
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Free Two-Day Medical Clinic October 12 & 13 in Jasper
Remote Area Medical, a Knoxville-based nonprofit, will hold a free two-day clinic in Jasper, TN, from October 12 to 13. RAM offers free dental, vision, and medical services on a first-come, first-served basis. Due to time constraints, RAM asks that people be prepared to choose between dental or vision services. Medical services will be offered to every patient attending the clinic. The clinic…
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eepy-weepy-silly · 23 days ago
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Modern Eddie Roswell hcs
This man owns a vape and you’d think he can’t breathe without it when he loses it
^ bro is flipping over tables and couches trying to find that shit and then it turns out it was in his pocket😭
Eddie’s ADHD actually gets addressed and in elementary school he went to an occupational therapist
^ He’s also on medication
Eddie seemingly has a new hyperfixation every few months. Its usually music related (like bands and stuff)
Avid wearer of band tees
^ the type of mf to ask you to name three of your favorite songs by the artist on your shirt
He LOVES grunge (especially Nirvana and Pearl Jam) and alt rock. Just rock in general too. ALSO he listens to Deftones.
^ also nu metal (Slipknot and System Of A Down) and metal (Metallica and Black Sabbath) too
Eddie has high scores on Guitar Hero that virtually no one can beat. And if you think you can, thats cute. But no.
His favorite riff to play on the guitar is the opening riff on “My Own Summer (Shove It)” by Deftones
He’d also like rap, but mainly Kendrick Lamar and Tyler, The Creator (and occasionally GloRilla but thats something he’ll never say out loud)
^ ….I fear he’d also be a Kanye fan- BUT ONLY OLD KANYE HE CAN’T STAND HIS NEWER MUSIC (and also…. y’know-) (bro says “but he made ‘Graduation’, though”😭)
Atp Eddie likes artists that happen to be problematic and he just shrugs it off and separates art from the artist (he’s a Kanye fan, he kind of has to😭)
He gets SO competitive at Just Dance. Like he pushes mfs down if they’re winning😭 he just gets competitive at video games in general
Him, Lonan, Atticus, and Jasper play horror games together at 2 am and Eddie screams at the jumpscares then cusses out the monster💀
When he’s playing a game and driving a car and swerves past an npc who goes “watch where you’re going, dude!” he’ll back up and hit them with the car and go “man if you don’t stfu”😭
^ bro ABUSES npcs in games, dude, I’m not even kidding😭😭
He’d have a Monster and Red Bull addiction-
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hey hey, welcome to the first official post on this blog!
First order of business: updated refs for the cast! Starting with what I've been calling the "Main Quintet," or just the core cast of kid characters. I'll be posting a couple more of these bios to tide everyone over while I plan out the next comic.
Massive dump of information incoming:
- Ben Krupp takes the main character spot for this AU. Like mainverse Krupp, he's kind of grouchy and impatient and likes to stick to the rules, but there's meant to be a feeling of.... performance to it in this AU. He's had to take on a lot of new responsibilities in the family after losing his dad a few months ago and it's resulted in him feeling like he has to give up his childhood and be Mature™ now. The kid's stressed.
- Despite this, though, he still secretly holds on to his love of the Captain Underpants comics. He sees the fictional hero as a role model of sorts, the kind of person he wants to aspire to be. His attempts to be that kind of person, though, usually tend to fall a little flat....
- Design note: Ben's main color motif is green, but the bits of red are there as a nod to Cap's color motif. Ben may not actually be Cap in this AU, but I still wanted there to be a physical link between the two.
- Jasper Krupp is Ben's younger brother, the middle child of the Krupp family, and the glue that holds this whole group together. Unlike his brother, Jasper is a lot more open and friendly, and a lot more trusting and empathetic. He's a sweet kid, but like his brother, there's a hint of performance to his behavior, too.....
- Design note: the majority of Jasper's character in this AU is based off of my personal headcanons for Jasper, since he's pretty much a blank slate of a character otherwise. Canon is but putty in my hands etc. etc.
- Toilette Ree and his younger brother Lavatore are the new kids in town, having moved from Quebec to Piqua over the summer. It's been.... hard adjusting to the move. The other kids at Jerome Horwitz haven't exactly been making it easy for them, either. But hey, that's why they've got each other!
- Toilette is the more rowdy and confrontational of the two, but mostly when it comes to defending his brother. When he cools off he likes to put on this snarky, cooler-than-you attitude to make himself seem more formidable than his tiny frame would suggest. It.... doesn't really work all that well.
- In his spare time, he has a budding interest in engineering
- Lavatore, by contrast, comes off as the more timid, less aggressive brother, but that's only because he has a tendency to fall back on Toilette whenever the two of them are in trouble. When he's not struggling to survive third grade, Lavatore's actually a pretty nice, chill kid, with a surprising rebellious streak to his personality that comes out whenever he's emboldened enough.
- Design note: Toilette and Lavatore have the same color motifs as Ben and Jasper (green/blue). This is only partially accidental on my part.
- Design note: Toilette's hair curl is essential
- Edith (they never caught her last name) rounds out the core cast as Ben and Jasper's closest (and only) friend. A quiet, painfully shy girl, Edith has a hard time fitting in with the other kids at Jerome Horwitz Elementary, not that she isn't trying. Sometimes she can't help but think that the other kids can just tell that she's different, somehow....
- In her free time, Edith has a huge passion for baking. She likes to share whatever she makes at home with Ben and Jasper, her self-proclaimed biggest fans.
- Design note: Edith's color palette is an inversion of her mainverse counterpart's colors—mainly yellow with red highlights instead of mainly red with yellow highlights
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cto10121 · 9 months ago
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Twilight Clown Takes—Part 10
Featuring “Twilight is badly written,” “Meyer did not intend to write X thing she definitely wrote,” “The series is über Mormon,” and other chestnuts. Fortunately, I do love nuts of all kinds, so om nom nom
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The writing was so gibberish it was a bestselling phenomenon on par with Harry Potter.
The only thing bad about the writing in Twilight is that Meyer got a very bad editor. There are stray typos and errors in my original copies. Sadly, book editing has gotten worse since then, and I have found many modern books with similar errors.
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Bella is not like other girls, all right. So much so that she constantly claims she is. Like here:
“Well, look at me,” I said, unnecessarily, because he was looking at me. “I’m completely ordinary.”
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IF the dialogue in the books is like the movie dialogue…IF
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“This main character is such a main character!!1!1” 😡 “Also big words make my wee lil brain hurt!!1!1”
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Bella is literally so expressive around Edward and the Cullens, to the point where Alics mentions sourly she had “forgotten how exuberant” she was. Emmett and Jasper have a bet over how many people Bella could kill in her first year just on her temper alone. And re: Edward, Bella has no problem arguing and pleading and crying and ranting to him.
Also, Jacob is a different, much more immature character than Bella, so of course his POV would be different.
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“Deeply desperate for sexuality” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣And these clowns claim Meyer is a bad writer. Don’t go throwing stones with your glass house, hon.
Anyhoo, Edward is the one who pushes for marriage, not Bella. Rosalie and Emmett get married every decade or so, but that’s only because Rosalie loves weddings—as in, being the center of attention. Do Alice and Jasper even have a wedding ceremony??? I don’t even think they got married in the traditional sense even once. No doubt they did, but they aren’t portrayed as a conventional married couple at all.
Other vampires that are not the Cullens do not marry at all—they are mated, which is an actually a greater and more permanent commitment than marriage in the Twilight world.
Also. The Twilight series, fearing sexuality? The Denali sisters literally went vegetarian because they loved fucking human men too much. And they are considered not only good vampires, but the Cullens’ extended family. And Renesmee nor Claire are child brides.
Twilight isn’t explicit about sex purely because Meyer realized her first book would be targeted to a YA crowd. But it is a romance through and through.
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Ho boy, where to begin?
“Edward is supposed to be creepy, he is a vampire after all—” Would you like a cookie for this very obvious reading, Clown OP? That is some elementary school-level reading comprehension there.
“Failed to write an arc where the character recognize the problems, learn, and then overcome them—” Edward literally went from “She is my prey” to “I have her blood on my lips, and I am laughing at a joke she just made” in the first book alone. In New Moon, Edward made the disastrous decision to leave Bella, ramifications of which he was still dealing with in Eclipse (and he explicitly said it was the worst mistake he ever made). In Eclipse, Edward finally learns to trust Bella, fight for her love, and even decides to give her what she wants (i.e., sex) because he felt that he had been fucking it up the whole time. By Breaking Dawn, we have an Edward who finally accepts himself for who he is and learns to be happy in his vampire life.
As for Bella, she went from an introverted parentified teen so neglected she felt she had to cook and clean for her parents in order to feel less of a burden…to the powerful member of a coven who loves and supports her, saving the lives of said coven and mate from the Volturi. By the end Bella finally learns that what she wants is important and to fight for it. She learns to accept gifts and attention. She even finally describes herself as beautiful…as a human. That’s so big! That is an arc.
It is glaringly obvious, that I must question whether Clown OP has read the series or not. Most clowns do not, of course.
“The story never digs deep enough into him being a real danger to Bella—” Bitch, that’s all of the story. It’s literally 80% of Edward’s personality right there! He is too bad for Bella, it would be better if he weren’t in Bella’s life, it’s literally never-ending. A whole chunk of Bella’s motivation for becoming a vampire is because his world is too dangerous for her as a human. The whole plot of each book is Bella being hunted by a vampire, who are consistently the villains and described as monsters.
“Trying to turn Stephenie into the new J.K. Rowling—” When I picked up Twilight in ‘06 it was labeled as “Romantic Suspense.” The whole series was explicitly marketed as a paranormal teen romance, which was and is a subgenre of fantasy, with the whole Team Edward and Team Jacob thing riding strong. Twilight never tried to be something it wasn’t, and Meyer has never tried to make it out to seem like some epic fantasy. On the contrary, it was the anti fans that preferred the lore to the actual romance.
Nowadays the series is shelved under YA Fantasy, but that was after the series was completed. Breaking Dawn was perhaps the deciding factor.
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Sure, Meyer was not aware of something she absolutely 100% wrote.
Bella’s parentification was canon before Midnight Sun was a twinkle in Meyer’s eye. And sure enough, when that landed, Bella’s neglect became downright glaring. But go on espousing sexist biases about female writers “not intending” certain things, Clown OP. It’s not like that isn’t a page taken from the Suppressing Women Writers handbook. When you know, you know.
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Sigh. *schedules Movie Bella vs. Book Bella post*
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thenewcaptainunderpants · 10 months ago
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next exposition post is gonna be jumping a little further forward, so here’s some context!!
act 3 was planned to be a full blown rewrite of TETOCU: In Space. After several months of analysis and a massive fight with Silas and co that reveals Kipper’s secret identity to the public, P.O.O.P.S.I.E. successfully secures a dome around Piqua and shoots it into the stratosphere. Alongside wanting to see the stars, scientists at the organization believe the high school visitors of Piqua Elementary, assisted by staff, hold the key to discovering the secrets of the galaxy. Seeing it as a hassle to separate them from their families, they chose to send all of the town into space instead
Kipper and Cap confront their identities, Krupp and Jasper confront their pasts, George and Harold confront yet another round of evil counterparts, and an unexpected battle for the fate of the galaxy will set the stage for the future of the Waistband Warriors
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tenaciouschronicler · 4 months ago
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Hi! 2 things about the recent update:
1: while "CAIRO OVERCOAT" is a homestuck original term, a Chicago overcoat is mobster slang for a coffin, and also the name of the main villain's ship from Problem Sleuth. Weird that a dude named Lord English would would rename it to an Egyptian city. Maybe he time-travelled from egyptomania?
2: Lord British is a character from the Ultima series famous for being nigh-immortal, only killable via glitches and loopholes. This sorta makes me wonder if LE is the final boss of Sburb or something. Though, with everything we've seen, it seems more likely that that honor will go to the ominous planet's royalty.
Facinating! I wouldn't have thought to look into the name and just took it at face value. But yeah, if we opperate under the assumption that there is interconnectivity somehow between our world and this one it would make sense that a concept like Egyptomania could pass over. I wanna expand on your theory of LE time traveling and propose he not only traveled Time but Space as well.
We know from Stitch, LEs coat is made from the fabric of spacetime and that English in billiards affects the tragectory of a cue/object ball. So what if LE was from our world. LE may have been on an expidition and stumbled upon something related to Skaia and unlike Grandpa Harley (at least as far as we know) was too overzealous in uncovering the secrets for fame. As such he messed with Skaias plan, inadvertently trying to alter it, and was punished and removed from Earth. Jaspers for two weeks was undetectable by the Appearifier which we know is connected to Sburb and Skaia, so why couldnt a similar thing happen to LE? No ones seen his face so who says hes Not a human?
For the second half of your ask, I'll be honest my first game system was the N64 and my parents had already bought a handful of games before I was born. They also werent well versed in tech so we didnt get a home computer until I was halfway through elementary. All that to say I've never heard of the Ultima series before so I'd have to look more into it before I can tack it onto my theory. I can definitely see where you are coming from though with the connection. I will say with all these timelines maybe LEs goal is to go back to his original one and thats how he could be a secondary boss for the kids.
Anyway, thank you so much for this ask! I dont always theorize since Im never really sure where I should start, so this was a great jumping off point.
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thefantasticreader · 2 years ago
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being the olympic coven's younger sister and human
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Who's your favorite twilight character? Let me know and any requests you all have, thanks for the support
-Carlisle found you at the hospital, you had been in a car crash that had killed your parents rendering you homeless and without parents. He quickly grew fond of you and since you were so young he grew quite attached to you
-He brought Esme with him to meet you a week later, she immediately fell in love with you, seeing his wife and mate so happy they both decided you would be the perfect fit for the family
-Alice was so happy to see the vision of you coming to live with them, she couldn't contain her excitement about having a new sibling in the house. (especially since you were so young)
-Alice went with them to get you from the hospital, she talked with you the entire way to the house
-Emmet was the first to greet you, the gentle giant couldn't get over how small you were, even though you were 6 you only reached his knee's
-Jasper tried to stay away from you but you still followed him wherever you went and at some point he gave up and began to play with you
-the first time you call Esme mommy was when she made you lunch and you said "Thank you mommy." as if it was a normal thing for you. She smiled the rest of the day, and if her heart could beat she knew she would have struggled to breathe and probably cry
.Edward was the most secluded from you, not because he hated you or anything, he just didn't want to hurt you. but the first bully you had in elementary felt the wrath of him. from then on he'd walk you to school and make sure you were well taken care of
-Rosalie loves to dress you up, she also forces you to go shopping with her and the girls even if you don't want to
-Carlisle knows when you dont feel good, he's also the first one you go to if you don't feel good or don't want to do something. He's a doctor he just knows these things well, so it wasn't a surprise when you began to call him Daddy
-Jasper and Alice had never been so happy to have a little kid running around the house, it was like you were always meant to be with them. Alice always watches your future to make sure nothing bad will happen while Jasper kinda teams up with her and makes sure you are constantly happy but not by using his gift unless he absolutely needs to
-the family is super protective over you, all three of your brothers spent two hours questioning your first date as he sat there a nervous sweating wreck (Your sisters and mother and father giggled and laughed the entire time while you sat in the corner embarrased)
-Carlisle eventually turns you after your 16th birthday so your around the same age as Edward when he was turned
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