#Jordan Minnesota

[highdefinitions]

an updated dumbass list for the people

the updated updated list

[clubhoops]

In honor of Maya Moore's jersey retirement, Jordan Brand gifted her with all the sneakers she wore in her career in gold and a custom Jeff Hamilton jacket.

She was the first woman to ever sign with Jordan Brand.

[anzekopistar]

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Huge shout out to the Minnesota Wild for posting Fleury trying to fight Binnington, after Binnington sucker punched a player for scoring on him (and got suspended two games)

[thecardiackids]

Catullus - Ave Atque Vale

1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

[nuge]

hilarious

[nottodayjustin]

December 30th 2023 best hockey tweet of the day

[girlfriendline]

greener asking to squeeze in between the husbands and kirill being SO brave about it

wild @ ducks || 21.12.22

[brandonduhaimes]

Things that happened during wild open practice that im going to think about forever.

Mason shaw sliding across the ice to bug freddie

Dewey 1 then also going to bug freddie

Boldy and the deweys stopping to stare at the puck shaw launched into the netting (its the only picture i got of any chaos)

Boldy picking a fight with moose on the bench playfully

Dewey 1 throwing his stick against the glass not once but twice because he missed a shot

Certified mom of the chaos children (connor dewar) telling boldy to "get your butt over here" in the middle of conditioning

Ekkie watching chaos happening on the other half of the rink and immediately coming to join in

Ekkie and greenway play fighting every 10 minutes

Brods and dumba had a gossip sesh as normal but I thought that it was important to let everyone know they do it all the time

Mason picking on Boldy

Boldy then putting Mason in a chokehold in retaliation

Dewey 1 smacking all three of the other chaos children with his stick

Hartzy patiently waiting for a child who made a sign for him to come back down the bleachers to give him a puck

Reavo playing rock paper scissors with children for pucks

Mason was chosen to lead stretches (stretches lasted about 15 seconds after mason was chosen to lead them. I think he may have gotten distracted)

Boldy mason and dewey 2 trying to make friends with the children in front of the glass

Dewey 1 not paying attention and running all three of them over

Dewey 2 getting a goal and Boldy screaming and making as much noise as possible from the bench

Mason scoring and then slamming himself into the boards because cellies are just as important in practice as they are in games

Dewey 1 pouting on the bench because his other three line mates were running a drill

Boldy then coming to sit next to dewey 1 after to make him feel less left out i think

Dewey 1 coming out early to steal pucks from the coaching staff

Dewey 1 grabbing mason by the back of his sweater to turn him around

Kaprizov spurgeon and zuccy all watching chaos caused by the aforementioned and choosing to stay on the other side of the rink

[stormseattle]

players i think the x reader blogs would go nuts about if they ever saw a really good picture of them:

alanna smith

jordan horston

aerial powers

mikiah herbert harrigan

x reader blogs please get back to me on whether this is an accurate assessment

[wildaboutmnhockey]

'Twas a Wild night before Christmas...

[yes-perwallstedt]

We got the whole fight mic’d up!!!!

[hootball]

JORDAN LUPLOW, JOHAN ROJAS & CRAIG KIMBREL [20230811] MIN @ PHI

[thatbender]

Boldy yelling at Dewey 1 to slow down is legit going to be me in 2hrs with my friend driving to the game 😅

[elisela]

wasn’t tagged by anyone, not sure it’s even it’s wednesday tbh this week has been exhausting!! mostly sharing so i keep writing … kinda feeling myself stalling out sigh

The urge to ask why is quelled by the way he clears his throat and turns away, pulling his wallet out at the counter before she can offer. She changes the subject instead, picking up an enamel pin of the building, designed to look like gingerbread. “I used to collect stuff like this when I was a kid,” she says, running a finger over the ridges at the top, tiny red, white, and blue gumdrops. “Okay, well—I still sort of do that whenever Disneyland gets new pins I like.”

He looks over at her, more scrutinizing than he has all day. “Don’t tell me you’re a Disney adult.”

“I’m sorry, is the man who dresses up and spends money to yell at professional athletes thinking he can judge me?”

He opens his mouth, then grins. “Okay. We’ll let that one go.”

She hums and takes his hand once he’s tucked the receipt into his pocket, pulling him over to the large display right up front. “Why in the world did someone make a gingerbread house of a Target?”

There’s a pause before Jordan lets out a slightly strangled sigh. “Sweetheart,” he says, “we have so much to teach you.”

[thefauxsport]

Ugh my heart breaks for JJ! Hopefully he comes back stronger next season!

Same! And I just saw that WR Jordan Addison went down and had to be carted off today. Bad breaks for the Vikings.

Can we just cancel training camp and start the season?

[stereax]