#Juniper Meme Answers

[juniperscauldron]

⚡️- how do you feel about your new coven?

My coven as in Phial as a whole? Or local sector? Phial as a whole I have a deep respect for the ideologies of and history surrounding it. Too many witches forget their roots. Literally and metaphorically. In a world of witches and covens there is probably a place more suited to me. But Phial is the coven of my bloodline.

Witches are rapidly forgetting how to work with the world around them instead of against it. These are lessons Phial teaches well.

Locally? Eeeh. I haven't met another Phial witch yet, not that I've been made aware. The sense of community here is... lacking- for lack of a better word. The fact that there was no coven outreach after that storm is unthinkable to me. What kind of leader leaves their coven to handle the aftermath of a hurricane- a magical hurricane no less- without at least checking to make sure everyone fucking survived? It's a lack of unity so disconcerting I'm nearing the point where I'm not even sure I would qualify Port Leirys branch as an actual branch. And if it is, then it is brittle. Under watered and left out in the sun to wither and desiccate.

These are opinions I will be keeping to myself for the time being however. I don't know who is "leading" but they don't need someone from an entirely different branch coming in and telling them they are doing a bad job. That wouldn't be very nice of me.

[aintashes]

✨ juni

send ✨ for my muse to talk about their favorite thing about your muse— @jundlcndwastes ( juniper ) and daryl edition !

there are a great many things about juniper that are worth talking about, but there's one thing in particular which sticks out to daryl every time they're around each other.

‘ she's like a fire that don't go out. you can't smother it— she jus' keeps goin'. i know she's got my back like i got hers. ’

[manyfandomocs]

This ship meme for Juniper and Kendall? <3

For sure

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?: Kendall but he's not the worst

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?: Juniper

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?:  Kendall

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?: Kendall

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?: Juniper

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?: Juniper and Kendall says it's ridiculous but he somehow ends up watching every episode

Who laughs more during sex?: Kendall

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?: Juniper

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

[koiifsh-core-likey]

【 new pinned... 】

【 main intro... 】

hey peeps! i go by various names — kai, juniper, aizen or fizz are my to go's! i am a minor, i am genderfluid and use he / they prns! quick warning, i am ailurophobic (meaning in byi / dni section)! i am an artist and an animator (barely...)

more info below!

【 byi / dni... 】

before you interact...

i am ailurophobic (afraid of cats)! respect my boundaries!

i tend to swear a lot!

i do make kys jokes and suggestive jokes as well (not often)

i am not very active so i may not respond to your asks, messages etc on time!

i block freely!

do not interact if...

your blog is associated with cats / you post pictures of cats! unless we are mutuals and know not to post them!

you post nsfw, proship and just all the problematic shtick

【 interests... 】

i absolutely love...

murder drones (mainly ships such as nuzi and khori)

gravity falls (bill cipher my beloved)

animation (mainly animation memes)

hfjone (bryce... save m)

【 tagging system...】

#kaimunity posts — where my normal posts go!

#kai doodles — where all my art / animations go!

#kai trades — where all my art trades / commissions go!

#kai asks — where all my asks / answers go!

【 links... 】

discord; notkaizenn_.

toyhouse; not_kaizenn

bluesky; not-kaizenn

tumblr; you are here!

【 art trades / commissions status... 】

art trades are currently open — (1/5)

commissions are being set up — (0/?)

【 my side blogs... 】

@not-kaizennn — my personal account (warning: i vent on there so if you dont wanna deal with any of my personal life, please don't follow)

[smallnico]

11 and 28 for Tav asks!

hell yeah lets go

11. What is your Tav’s go-to comfort food?

i've already mentioned sautéed mushrooms as esper's favourite food a while ago, but a few other foods they enjoy include fish dishes (it's meat, but different enough that it doesn't make them start grinding their teeth) and neverwinter stew, which, given the description (that it's a mix of ales from everywhere), i assume is what gale makes every night out of the constant stream of faerûn alcohols esper collects on the road. the taste reminds them of camping with their friends.

28. Describe a smell that reminds your Tav of childhood.

good question! what does the underdark smell like? does anyone know?

i could also say their grandmother's perfume, but i don't know anything about perfumes so i would be guessing wildly. uhhh... petrichor, probably. clean and very slightly like juniper. matron alyraema auvy'rae was a very refined and no-nonsense woman. other than that, probably wood varnish and silver polish. in addition to being a guild of high-calibre assassins, house auvy'rae was known for making instruments, so esper's childhood home always smelled a little bit like a woodshop.

thanks for asking!!! >:3

[multimusewonderland]

SHIPPING INFO // ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSES SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG !

(under the cut because it got long LMAO)

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER(S) ?

i don't have that many for most of them! i'm very much multiship and enjoy whatever sort of comes up

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ?

as said in my rules, i think about within four years (if they're both adults) is my preference. there can be nuance (for example, Shadow is ""technically"" 50+ years old because of his time spent in stasis, but that doesn't mean i consider him that old) but generally that's my base rule for characters with normal aging.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING ?

it sort of depends on the mun? if we talk about it enough and i start feeling The Vibe then i'll probably want to do it! you never know

WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH ?

OUGH tough question- this section is gonna be so long im so sorry lmao

Cat-Bee: no one in either her toy or toon verses

CatNap: no one in his toy verse as he's a child, but i'd be willing to ship him with others in his toon verse! i'm just not sure who, so none for now lmao

CraftyCorn: none right now, though i think her and Kickin' or Bobby could be cute as a little kid relationship thing

Dark Choco: Licorice Licorice Licorice. absolutely Licorice, though i do like the thought of him with Cream Unicorn. i also ship him with [redacted] but that's a Very Specific thing with one person

Hoppy: i can't really think of any!

Juniper: she's a Chao lmao

Shadow: there's a few that could be cute! Shadamy comes to mind, but honestly anyone from the cast who's within his age range could be fun depending on the other mun's interpretation. i also love all his potential friendships but that's not what this meme is about lol

Tails: no one, i can't see him being in a relationship

Toy Bonnie: technically he's a dead adult but i can't see him being with anyone either

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?

please do! i don't wanna misread social cues or whatever and end up making a fool of myself, especially when i'm aromantic and might not see things in a romantic light by default

ARE YOU SHIP-OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?

not obsessed with doing it, i'm pretty casual, but sometimes i hyperfixate on one specific ship :]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?

idk, im just kinda neutral to all of them! again, though, Shadamy sounds cute, and i can probably be convinced to ship anything lmao

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?

as said before, please just ask! even "i think they'd be funny/cute/etc together" works for a reason and i'll probably want to try! i just need to know so i can sort of "shift mindsets"

Tagged by ; @already-know-this-story! thank you!

Tagging ; uhhhhh @4ffogato @darkcacaocookieandfriends @civicmuses and whoever wants to yoink!

[regegade]

#13, #14, and #16 for the fallout ask meme with juniper?

#13- She's had quite a few but i think the most terrifying if you were to ask her was the institute being destroyed, the rest she pretty much is only worried about her own survival, the institute she had to save both herself and her only friends from being destroyed with her entire home

#14- Pre fo4: Juniper's fondest memory would have been Shaun going into defensive dad mode after she got her leg shot by a rogue synth, while she was healing was the most loved by her father she ever truly felt as he was constantly pestering her and comforting her Post fo4: While traveling with her Grandfather she fell asleep and woke up to his coat on her like a blanket. It almost made her cry when she woke up. in a good way ofc

#16- Her biggest regret well there's two but i feel like one is too much of a shitpost answer to share in this ask. The real biggest regret is probably her general attitude towards the science conducted by the institute. She used to always feel they were justified in hurting people by the fact that they could save so many people with what they learned from the cruel experiments. Besides that she was also extremely rude and dismissive towards synths, something she stopped doing once leaving the institute

[adivinationwitch]

Tag Game Friday

I was tagged by @svetlanayevgenivna

1. If you could switch bodies with anybody for only one hour who would it be and what would you do? Just an hour? Then one of the ultimate billionaires who are absent of morals and hoarding all their wealth, and then I'd fucking donate every last penny to every worthy cause I could think of. And, just a little 100,000 for myself for my work. I'd have to work fast though with only having an hour.

2. What's your most trivial/dumbest hot take? That none of my takes are dumb or trivial? Haha.

3. If you had to teach a college course what would it be? Probably English Language, because I'm always answering everyone's questions and confusions daily anyway.

4. Season 12 of shameless is suddenly happening and you’ve been put in charge! What plot points are you going to make happen? Never watched it. I didn't even watch the original series (the UK series) when it was on. I'm aware of it, but I have no further info.

5. Who would be your godly parent? (Can be any mythology) Well, since I work with Lilith then I'd have to say her. It's like my Mum works with Artemis so she'd probably say her. Natural logic for the answer, haha.

6. What��s something you love about yourself? I'm both intelligent and creative. I don't pick either one like society seems you have to do, that you can't enjoy both academic and creative things, it's one or the other. And I'm also starting to own my intelligence now, after sort of masking it due to always being treated differently over it.

7. Describe your day in 5 emojis: Day is only just beginning and it's been nothing but rain but there's no rain emoji on desktop. If there was, I would do 5 of them.

8. What Shameless character do you think you could beat in a fight? All of them? Not a clue.

9. Tell us 2 truths and a lie, we’ll try to guess the lie! I have been to Italy multiple times but I've never been to Rome, I was once engaged but I called it off, and in high school I made a teacher cry.

10. Do you have a pet(s), if so, how did they get their names? I currently have two cats, Ginny and Tybalt. Tybalt is a black cat and he has an expression that felt he needed a dramatic name. Tybalt is the Prince of Cats in a medieval poem. Ginny was this tiny jumpy thing as a kitten and she has this adorable cute face and we were struggling to name her and we were saying names and one of the names we said was 'Juniper' and juniper berries make gin....and then we both said at the same time 'Ginny!'. We also had a third cat who sadly passed away a couple of years ago who was called Ribby and she was named after Cousin Ribby in The Tale of Samuel Whiskers.

11. Show us a meme (or picture) that captures your essence.

12. What’s your typical coffee/tea/beverage order? I don't really have hot drinks. But when I do it's always a coffee, with oat milk. With possibly a shot of syrup as a treat. But generally I'm a cold drink person, and if I'm in a shop, then it's probably a fancy soda. There's one I love at this restaurant that involves rose water and basil.

13. Use a song to describe the last 5 years of your life? The entire TS Reputation album has felt the vibe for the past 5 years, I won't lie.

Tagging: whoever wants to!

[juniperscauldron]

Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.

Headcanon Questions- Here

"My grandmothers locket. It was the one thing I was allowed to keep from her body. The rest went up in her funeral pyre. I have two pictures in it. One of me and my grandmother together. I don't remember when it was taken, I can't be more than two. The other is the last family photo we all had together. All five of us. It was taken the day I started kindergarten."

[aintashes]

juniper vc: bingo what did i win? :D

technically, juniper, you would win daryl. but really, you don't want that. and besides, he's perfectly content to maintain this friendship you've both fallen into. shit, he'll even hold your hand if you want him to.

‘ you wanna ride shotgun on the bike? didn't know you liked 'em, should'a said so before. ’

[lcstinfantasy]

❝ don’t start giving me the damn puppy eyes I was already gonna say ‘yes’ okay? ❞ — from Barry to anyone

back at it again with misc memes

juniper smirked, leaning back in the chair. "hey, listen, i have to pull out all the stops. really secure that yes answer." the girl chuckled as she peered over at the drug dealer. "promise it'll be worth it."

[tacos-and-doodles]

[Catatlyst runs in, holding @juniper-answers like the longcat meme]

"Kitty! :D"

Awww Ki-

(Floor proceeds to back up behind her chair, kind of hiding her face from the Juniper cat)

If HE comes near me I WILL get the water

[itsisla-dubois]

The Memes

send "👀 + a question” and my muse will have to answer with 100% honesty

red emoji questions

details about ocs

The Muses

✖ isla dubois ✖ castillo aargon ✖  celia baker ✖ zachariah frost ✖ juniper soo ✖ vi tamblyn ✖ evangeline evans ✖ vera he ✖

[adventurous-adventures]

1 March 2024: Mid-Season Finale

• Mick explains Maui's death by Hine-Nui-Tu-Pō to Alex. "Death by snu snu". A bunch of sex jokes ensue.

• Mick is thirsting over Jensen Ackles. Zain almost pulls out the age old Asexual answer to "why is everyone so hot?" (Global Warming)

• "He could not handle that Hine-Nui-Tu-Pussy."

• Off screen: we made it back to Phandalin and we are now level 5!

• Everyone but Zain forgot to level up

• Alex: "Whose not coming for you?" Zain: "The boogeyman." Alex: "I sure hope he isn't"

• Boku no Pico = my Pico

• Alex got a perfect lesson in Japanese (nice Alex)

• Georgie remembers that we killed his brother.

• Mick also forgot that we are calling nat 20s "clit 20s"

• IN CHARACTER SEX JOKES ARE BACK WOOHOO!!! (Alex is slightly impressed)

• "It's been so long since you've been in there." "That's what she said."

• "Hey google, do bags have clitorisis? If so where can I find it?"

• "We're eating good tonight. R.I.P that pussy AYYYYY!!!"

• Alex's character is now starting off by coughing.

• The corner is brightly lit, much to Mick's dismay.

• Don John requires escorts (not whores or sluts)

• The friendly flat dog has joined the session.

• Don John goes to the innkeep and...dies (jk)

• The rucksack (that Zain really wants to call Roxas because it's a kingdom hearts reference) is bigger than Don John.

• The rucksack is packin'. (It's 5"9)

• Georgie is being condescending towards the dog (rude!)

• Don John is rock hard with a rock hard sack. (It's not healthy apparently)

• Mick is telling off the dog. The dog is grumbling back.

• Don John knows de wae.

• Don John talks alot. Live Raven reaction: I don't give a shet.mp4

• "We kill people." "We kill time...with people."

• Riverlea ain't fooling nobody.

• Juniper just had to make a "your mum" joke. Turns out that joke just wasn't funny.

• The campaign name might be changed to "hiya Georgie" campaign???

• Juniper, Iphigenia and Riverlea: *talking about the bad 'your mum' joke.

• Raven: *talks to Don John about his past.*

• Juniper makes a 'your mum' joke at Raven. Raven is pissed.

• We could be getting some Raven backstory soon (WARNING: it's gonna be awful)

• The age old tale of "that one time at bard camp"

• SHREK REFERENCE: A DONKEY FUCKED A DRAGON

• What's in that rucksack? He has a whole ass tent in there.

• Mick jumpscares Alex (again)

• AND WOKE THE DOG UP. WHAT THE FUCK MICK?!!

• Juniper canonically makes your mum jokes to their patron.

• Juniper casts Leomund's tiny hut for the first time.

• No one can see into the dome. Alistair and Dewdrop: Awwwww yeah it's all coming together.

• Alex gets jumpscared over a Coke bottle.

• Mick called Zain 'Zac' again. (FFS MICK)

• Mick is in a discord channel called "horny jail"

• Dewdrop: "are tents soundproof?"

• Everytime Alex talks, the dog barks.

• Alex is now begging for the dog to not bark.

• Georgie is satisfied over the sound of dice.

• "Noises. Noises everywhere." - Alex

• Don John tries to stealthily pack the tent up.

• Zain: Tent balls. Mick: Tent whores. Alex: Tent poles. Zain: Tadpoles. (This is what makes Alex disappointed in him)

• the party has a nice bacon and eggs for breakfast.

• There's a secret tunnel. Mick and Georgie are very excited about this.

• Don John's feet are FONKING GROSS

• Don John definitely travels through human neighbourhoods (and is conservative)

• "Canada? Doesn't ring any bells." (Oh the irony of the Canadian saying that)

• There's 2 women...they are wererats.

• The administrator's name is Zeline.

• Georgie: "I wonder if her last name is Dion."

• Zain had to put his cup down at that.

• Juniper is able to prevent a scene from occuring.

• Don John uses the age old line: "I got a bad feeling about this." (There's gonna be trouble isn't there?)

• Alex seemingly referenced the "5 big black guy and 1 white woman on a couch" meme.

• The plans have changed. Don John does not feel safe doing the investigation alone and so he requests that the party further act as his bodyguards.

• The party gets guided around the mines by a guy named Kevin.

• Kevin is now high on cocaine.

• We get traversed deeper into the mine. (The children yearn for the mines)

• TO BE CONTINUED

[jaytoons7]

4D for hazel!

(Please, of Couse! Take your time!)

Hazel always wears her heart on her sleeve. So if she doesn't like somebody, She makes it obvious.

(I assumed you meant Hazel Juniper, Since I already drew Hazel Dex)

[fakedsciences-a]

@tahitiwoke said: i’d never hurt you. i do need you to participate though. that’s fair, right?

She thinks about —

Juniper lowers her gaze, feels sick and small and strange. She is not used to feeling this way; she is healthy and tall and super, super well-adjusted, all things considered. Right? Right? So this feeling here, right now, it must be a total freaking anomaly.

— Harris, how he looks when he —

"I understand."

— her father, Dr. Hayes, always crouching down to meet her eye level, always prepared to say something sterile and stern —

There is a strange buzzing in her head, a ringing in her ears. It sounds like the machines from back home. Home home — the one Harris and Burns destroyed, the one where her parents died. (She spoke about it —their death — so casually with Phil, typed the message like it was nothing. Maybe it is nothing. Maybe she can pretend it was a car crash and Lila was just a baby, we're so lucky she survived, and nothing else happened.)

"But I'd never hurt anyone." Not ever again. "I can't hurt anyone. Is that really so unfair, to want for me? To want for everyone else? — Please, give me back my phone."