#the oddballs

[beastofmoss]

Queuing this until it gets popular

[ak1nach1ri]

[adventurous-adventures]

Welcome to

The Oddball Campaign

Featuring:

Juniper (Mick), a satyr cleric who doesn’t know when to stop talking

Dewdrop (Georgie), a fairy sorcerer who is very clumsy

Rhea (Lara), an eladrin sorcerer with wild magic who works in her family’s bakery (and knows everyone). She's also dead

And Alistair (Zain), a teifling monk who is only looking for money and is stuck with these oddballs. Unfortunately, he died in session two

And our wonderful DM Alex

[ohii-san]

my hobbies include slandering eichi

[jillyb2004]

Happy (Late) 61st Birthday to Harland Williams!

Just so you know I added Buster Move from The Turbo Netflix Series because I forgot to add him in my last post

So just to clarify, Buster Move is NOT voiced by Harland Williams! He is voice by Dana Snyder!

[fyanimaldiversity]

Golden moon bear (Ursus thibetanus)

[snakeoid]

zhonglis so funny bc he's always saying hes just a normal guy now but when you ask anyone about him they just talk about how unnormal he is

[puddii-ng]

here were the eccentrics outfit designs for my 300 follower milestone on insta.. i really liked how they came out so here they go onto tumblr :3

[fruity-fruition]

They're such idiots.

[radracer]

🎱ddballs: 1955 Pontiac Chieftain

[attleboy]

Can I chew bones with pomni?

sure thing!!

original image

[odditycircus-2002]

Medusa!Reader when she smiles:

(Art belongs to Shon2 on Deviantart)

Shang Tsung and Baraka:

Raiden, Johnny Cage, Kung Lao, and Kenshi:

[adventurous-adventures]

23 February 2024

(Mick took notes this session)

DM: talking about a creature watching us from the shadows Georgie: is it Shia Le Bouf

Zain: *mumbles something* DM: what was that about prostitutes?

Arora BOARialous

We cast speak with animals on the boar staring at us The boar has run away Mick guessed that it was a wild-shaped druid, Alex does not confirm

We try following the "boar" and come across the logging camp

Sand ants, giant fucking sand ants, apparently called ank heads or something??

Mick asked if they were the same size as a wyvern. They are

Tibor Wester is a pacifist

Juniper accidentally mentioned burning down the buildings at the camp

The lumberjacks are all pussy

The burning of Gnomengarde is still on the table

"Ahhhh I wanna commit arson"

The ank heads spit venom

Juniper attempts to climb into the cabi

"Really?? Right in front of my jellybeans???" - in response to Mick and Georgie joking about knotting

Saying graphic depictions of spaghettification three times fast

We are now in combat

Tibor has a mistress

We traumatise Alex further (jokes about it not being water coming out of the tap)

Iphigenia tried pushing the desk out of the way, it fails

Juniper goes to push the desk out of the way, but ends up hurting herself instead. Alex said that Juniper stubbed their toe. Juniper is a satyr, they don't have toes

Riverlea also couldn't push the desk out the way

The ank head fails at chomping Raven

"First scimitar - oh fuck it's a nat 1"

The desk is still in the way

Georgie smashes the desk They had to roll damage It now has a hole in it

"That is mahogany"

Raven just took 13 acid damage

Raven has done some damage back to the ank head

We are free to leave the office

Tibor fucked off

Iphigenia is a master forger

"Fuck you. Literally" Mick to Zain as Zain is standing in front of the ank head. They thought I meant literal fucking so we had a good laugh

Riverlea slides under Raven's legs and casts burning hands

Georgie aggressively rolled their dice and did 12 fire damage

"Everything screams like the fucking gummy bear" -Lara

"You are prone being under Raven's legs" Alex to Georgie

Riverlea just got chomped by the Ank head

"You're going to fucking die" sad Riverlea noises

Riverlea just took 33 damage total. The polycule is barely holding on

"That was uncomfortably close to your groin"

Raven threw Riverlea back into the office and then proceeded to decapitate the Ank head

Raven is now Wally West crossed with Geralt of Rivia

Scaring Alex is becoming a reoccurring theme

Tibor is on the cart of supplies

Raven aims a crossbow at Tibor

Zain rolled a 10, it tied, Tibor is hit with a crossbow and takes 11 damage

Tibor is fucking dead

We are burning the evidence that we killed Tibor

We proceed to burn the camp to the ground

There are 3 more killer ants

"I like your funny words magic man" - Mick, Georgie, and Zain

Juniper has somehow survived this long and idk how

"I have a character called Orpheus" "Its Orphen time"

DM.exe not working again

Raven and Riverlea are going back to the cart

Juniper took 12 damage

Iphigenia did 14 damage to an Ank head

One Ank head is dead, the other is on fire

Juniper takes 4 damage

Iphigenia cast magic missile

Riverlea is going for the head

It failed

"Touch the grass"

Ank head 2 is dead. Juniper burnt it into a crisp

Lara casts magic missile again, and it misses

Mick is just casting burning hands

Iphigenia cast fire bolt

The ank head is disengaging

We are still killing it

The ank head is dead

The logging camp has been burnt to the ground

Off-screen they give the supplies to an orphanage in Neverwinter and then go back to Phandalin

Tune in next week for the mid-season finale

And we level up to level 5 as well

[entomolog-t]

Another weirdly specific brainrot is plagging me-

Imagine finding some item at a pawnshap/garage sale/thift shop, Maybe the item is a little figuring, maybe it's a book- whatever it is, the item is fairly small. Upon bringing it home, you start feeling weird. Your head hurts. Thinking it's a migraine, you grab the item and go to head to bed, only-

It yelps.

In a panic you drop it.

It screams.

At first you're quite freaked out, but upon realizing that the item is far more freaked out, you start to calm down. They, whatever it is they are, have been bound to that item, fully aware and conscious- able to feel and perceive, yet completely helpless and unable to do anything. Just an inanimate object. You're the first person that's been able to hear them. They're desperate for your help, though you can tell they're still terrified of you. You're huge to them, and they are quite literally unable to do anything except beg you be gentle.

It's odd, comforting an item, especially one so very terrified of you, but you do your best.

After some time, through conscious actions or random happenstance, you're able to figure out how exactly they're bound to the item- a small binding insignia scrawled on the surface of the item. All you'd need to do is interrupt the lines of ink and they'd be freed, returned to whatever body they came from.

Maybe you've grown close, and the notion of them leaving is sad, maybe the item is absolutely annoying and you're so very excited to get them out of your hair- whatever the case, you do it.

Though things don't work as expected.

They don't return to their body... in that, the item doesn't just go silent as the bound soul zips off to reunite with its body. No- instead, the item glows, taking on a human shape. It grows, but to your horror- it doesn't stop at 6ft. Not 7 or 8.... the once-object-now-person keeps growing beyond the limits of what's humanly possible. Are they 12ft? 20?? 50?? Up to you- but they're clearly far too big to be human, and suddenly, that feeling of powerlessness they once felt is now very unpleasantly relatable.

Is it a magic mishap? Are they from another world? A different species? Perhaps they're dangerous, bound for a specific reason. Are they grateful? Annoyed? Angry???

Adhdjsfjdjd I just think there's so much odd potential from what is essentially a very odd size swap. Lots of potential for both angst and sillys and very unique fearplay, and that combo is my go to happy meal.

[wizardofrozz]

Brothers to the last fight. To the last enemy. To the last hour, the last bullet. To the last breath. Brothers to the last hope. Brothers ‘till the end. - Unknown

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Art Masterlist

[fyanimaldiversity]

They seem to have found another spotless giraffe calf. In the wild, in Namibia.

Wow, what a coincidence! And it’s a different subspecies, the previous was reticulated and this one is an Angolan! Sending good vibes that they make it to adulthood. Read more about it here. Here are two of the other three known patternless giraffes the recent one born in Tennessee and one from 1972 in Tokyo!