WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection
Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.
5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.
Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...
Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?
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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.
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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.
Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.
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Mona: What did you two do?
Kat:
Ana:
Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?
Lulu: Maybe because they met him?
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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?
Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.
Red: Ashley
Red: Ashley?
Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.
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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.
5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.
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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.
Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!
Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?
Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.
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(During WarioWare Snapped)
Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Ana: Wario, is this legal?
Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!
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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?
Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.
Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.
Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.
Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.
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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.
Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?
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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*
Mona: So who should we call?
13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.
Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.
Mona: ...Wario?
13 and Cricket: Wario.
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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.
Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.
Wario: I do for the bad stuff...
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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.
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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?
9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!
18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!
9-Volt: Good thinking!
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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.
Jimmy: Groovy!
Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.
5-Volt: Obviously.
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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.
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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?
Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.
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