#Keymaker

[pedroam-bang]

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

[v1-freud-official]

Current Spec for AC: LOCKSMITH:

L-Arm Unit: Vvc 770LB

R-Arm Unit: RF-025 SCUDDER

L-Back Unit: Vvc 700LD

R-Back Unit: SB-033M MORLEY

Head: HD-011 MELANDER

Core: VP-40S

Arms: AR-012 MELANDER C3

Legs: LG-011 MELANDER

Generator: VP-20C

FCS: FC-008 TALBOT

Expansion: PULSE ARMOR

[wheelercore]

Theory with no coherent proof on my part: brenner only visibly ages rapidly when a portal is open.

[jan-media-tv]

Keymakers by Day, High-Profile Burglars by Night! 😱🔑 #DelhiCrime #janme...

[hovershiplogos]

Concept art from The Zion Archive - Keymaker's cell, Le Vrai and Merv's library.

[awestruck-atrophy]

realizing that all the names of the programs from the matrix probably heavily inspired how I named all of the entities for oceans mysterium

[kaibutsushidousha]

Basic summary of the news about yesterday's far-right terrorist attack so people outside Brazil are properly informed of the situation.

The culprit, Francisco Wanderley Luiz, was 59-year-old keymaker. In the most recent elections, he ran for congressman by PL (same political party as former president Jair Bolsonaro) and lost the popular vote.

A few days before the attack, he posted veiled threats on Facebook, and one very explicit message namedropping 4 public figures around Joe Biden's level of leftism, which he refers to as "the shitty commies" and telling "you icky old men have 72 hours to disarm the bomb in your houses. The game begins on November 13 17:48 and ends at the 16th" accompanied by a comical amount of bomb emojis.

After the threatening messages, the terrorist wrote the phrase "for shit statues, you use dynamite" on his house's mirror, put on a suit themed after The Joker and drove his car on a 24h10min trip from Porto Alegre to Brasilia. He arrived at the Supreme Court, made a thumbs up sign to a group of confused witnesses in a nearby bus stop, and walked toward the Supreme Court's statue.

He threw a bomb at statue, which bounced off Looney Tunes style and hit the terrorist's head, killing him instantly. No one was harmed by the terrorist attack except for the culprit.

According to acquaintances, the incident happened because the culprit was emotionally disturbed by his divorce.

Linked below is an excerpt from the culprit's TikTok, in which he uses a prophetic amount of explosion effect on his own face.

[holybagelsstuff]

Morpheus is having the time of his life

Matrix characters as cats

Neo ^

Trinity ^

Smith ^

Morpheus ^

Merovingian ^

Keymaker ^

Annoying boy from 2nd & 3rd movie

Cypher

[srbachchan]

DAY 6185

Jalsa, Mumbai Jan 22, 2025/Jan 23 Wed/Thu 8:20 am

🪔 ,

January 23 .. .. birthday greetings to Ef Dr. Jahanaara Khan from Canada 🇨🇦 .. and Ef Subash Vaid .. 🙏🏽❤️🚩

💐 .. wedding anniversary greetings to Ef Prakash Tailor from Toronto 🇨🇦 .. 31 years of togetherness .. on January 23 .. our wishes always .. 💐🙏🏽🚩

💐 .. wedding anniversary greetings to Ef Zafar (Keymaker) .. 24 years .. on January 20 .. our wishes .. 💐🙏🏽🚩

Work decides the day and the mind .. work gets the preference over the day and mind .. it proposes depth of punctuality and delivery .. it courses the mind to speed up work to be able to meet deadlines and that is what disturbs the mind to perform in concurrence with what needs to be looked at professionally ..

I try ..

I make effort ..

And in that process some other needs get compromised .. one of which is where you read me today ..

I rush to meet deadlines .. and so later later later ..

Amitabh Bachchan

[bluesakura007]

Imagine that trope of getting chased by natives, as used in the first Indiana Jones and the second Pirates of the Caribbean, but with Neo running from the 'natives', so to speak, that are a horde of Smith clones.

Picture the scene: at one point during Reloaded, Morpheus, Trinity and the Keymaker are looking around in the street they've ended up in to try and see whether Neo's caught up with them. They're all relieved to spot him suddenly run out from around a corner off in the distance, complete with Morpheus giving a pleasant "There he is", but then they begin to see something else also show up from around the same corner, chasing after him: a whole load of Smiths, all yelling out as a collective battle cry while Neo keeps frantically running from them. And, upon briefly looking back at them, he lets out a panicked scream like Jack Sparrow did.

*The Keymaker gulps* "Time to go."

Neo, shouting like Indiana Jones did to Jock: "TRINITY! START THE CAR! START THE CAR!"

[holybagelsstuff]

Yeah, the Merovingian is bad. So bad that he risks his own life every day by saving Exiles' lives and giving them shelter. Can't imagine a man worse than that.

If I were an Exile, I'd worship the fucking ground he walks on. I mean hellooo???? He's the reason Seraph, Rama Kandra w/family and others are still in the Matrix. But no, all of this is overshadowed by him protecting his interests from those who threaten his plans (completely harmless to humans; not his fault Neo got stuck in Mobil Avenue) and cheating on poor, poor Persephone (who had no trouble cheating back on him). Can you even blame him for keeping the Keymaker hostage? This guy's purpose is to show the One the way to the Source. Once the One has their nice little chat with the Architect, they'll have to do what he asks them of, all this "find men and women to recreate Zion" stuff, and once they're done, the Matrix will be reloaded. Exiles take a huge risk every time it happens because there's always a chance they won't survive an update. So the best option is to imprison the program who can help the One to make it happen. Cause and effect, everyone. Logic. The Merovingian has plenty of this.

He's a hero for Exiles, like Neo is for humans. He shields them from harm, even though the Matrix has no use for them anymore and they can easily die to an Agent or a Redpill. Merv is protective of his home, his fellow programs. Even in M4, where he lost all his power and presumably most of the Exiles we've seen in the trilogy, Merv is STILL stubborn about staying and fighting for the right to live alongside those of his kind who managed to make it. If that doesn't deserve credit, then what the hell does?

[pedroam-bang]

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

[neelamsrawat5]

Copy Any Key in 1 Minute! 🔑🚀 Home Depot’s Automated Key Maker Magic! #homedepot #keymaker

Need a spare key fast? Watch how Home Depot’s automated key maker copies any key in just 1 minute! No lines, no hassle — just quick and flawless duplication. 😎✨ #LifeHack #HomeImprovement #TimeSaver

[miesozernacma]

Fellas,

i had a dream some time ago.

I'm a dreamer. my dreams get whack. sometimes i have dreams with fully generated movie type scripts, like the povs in them remind me of movies litterally, i had like two animated movie dreams-

but anyway, to get to what's been on my mind :

So to start off, it was some crack ass plot about overpowered Shaggy [that one from Scooby Doo] (that meme from 2018 or something i don't remember) , and he was super evil and had a devious expression; he was like almost about to sing a villain musical piece about wanting to escape idfk. And he's so close to booking it but then The Guardian™ of the Intergalactic Supervillain Creature Thing Prison, appears.

it's the Keymaker.(????? as labeled by dream logic™)

he's called Keymaker and he looked liek this (artist's rendition below) and he was pissed af at overpowered Shaggy so he pulled out a staff and they were about to duke it out –

but then the dream was over. so.

that was that.

I'm in the process of establishing some world for him because he's too random of a character. to just be generated by my brain like that to pass him up. lmk what ur opinion on him is

(yes i know i wrote keymaster i have this issue w his title constantly because i forget hes a keyMAKER Urgrhrgrrgrhrgrgrg)

[cuppatealover]

reasons why i think my parents pissed off a fairy before i was born (why i think im cursed)

cursed pieces of media always seem to find me

im not exaggerating when i say ive seen more than my fair share of fucked up stuff. it always seems to land on my cellular device or my piece of paper. ill be simply enjoying a show or consuming a book as one does and the most heinous thing will happen and ill be expected to just carry on. and now i do just that, i keep calm and carry on. more specifically theres one topic that seems to pop up a lot (tw!!) incest.....now now you may be thinking "what!? incest....id drop whatever it was and go reconnect with nature...weirdo" now now lets not jump to conclusions, 9/10 that movie/book/manga/whatever is actually really good (the other 1/10 lands you in therapy) and the incest or whatever never progresses the plot at all, but is a big enough plotwist to give me whiplash. and dont you worry, ive got an example. last year, i needed a book so i went to my schools library with a friend. about 10 mins of searching resulted in no book i felt inclined to read....until my friend gasps, a book in her hands..."Shadowhunters"?? i had never heard of it but apparently it was a big part of her childhood, something that soothed the gaping hole Twilight left...okay ill read i said. reading the first few chapters was great, i could practically smell an enemies to lovers and the big mystery of who and where mc's brother is was lingering in the back, my type of book i thought happily. little did i know....mc and ml were infact revealed to be siblings......i dropped my book. i had already thought it was weird that ml's adoptive brother had a crush on him but that gets crushed quick and now this...? now you may be thinking isnt it illegal or sum to promote incest..? and yes u are right, so you can imagine my deep sense of relief i felt when mc and ml were infact not related... because i didnt know how much more i could take of the ml yearning for his literal sister..(he was relentless...). but it doesnt stop there, for all you sickos out there, the author still managed to weasel some incest in. when the ml and mc are still believed to be siblings by them and everyone, another ml enters, this boy is perfect, maybe even a better fit for mc, girl is feeling it too. turns out this second guy is none other than.....her brother !! shocked you didnt it...(hes completely sick and knows the entire time....he wants his sister). but dont worry guys other than that, Shadowhunters is really good, character development? chefs kiss. i luv isabelle.

all my pens perish

im not exaggerating when i say i probably go through 6 pens a week, either they explode in my school blazer, completely new pens dry out in my pencil case, snap or most common cause, i lose them. i try pencil and the lead snaps in the middle so now matter how much i sharpen it, it will never be useful again. this is a cry for help, any stationary reccs??

i lose everything all the time

would you believe me if i said ive lost my keys a total of 5 times this year? well dont. because ive lost them 7 times and only 3 of the times have they been returned. im a regular at the keymaker.... how many of you can you say that??? i hope none, i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy. i think this 'losing stuff' thing ties in rather nicely into my fish memory too, im pretty convinced ive got a rare amnesia that hasnt been discovered yet. its almost impossible, scratch that, it is impossible for me to remember everything for school the next day, ill always forget at least one thing. my friends will try referencing a supposedly funny/memorable thing that happened and ill just stare. theyll stare back and then do everything in their power to try to make me remember...nothing works.

my friends always have the same crushes as me

you may be thinking, well thats kind of normal for a group of girls that hang around eachother to have the same taste in people and i i thought so too, until it was such a regular thing i just stopped telling them about my crushes. i do have a story, start scene-its the end of a history lesson and im really happy, its been good lesson and i love history. im abit tired because its P5, the end of the day, for that reason, im lagging just a little, i leave my book usually at school because ive got two and my bag doesnt need any added weight . as im packing, a boy, a desk away from mine, walks over and takes my book to the cabinet, some thing he really did not need to do. and i don't know why but i guess im attracted to people being nice, even if it was just a decent human being doing just decent things... the next day, i realise i do want this boy, sadly. i had noticed him before, hes the kind of pretty that doesnt need to exist in a boy but if it does, he unfortunately becomes an object of envy. long lashes, blonde hair, droopy kinda eyes that make him look sleepy all the time. we had just never talked, seeing as we never had reason to. the next day, in a maths lesson, my friend says, "hey don't you think so and so is cute..." as shocked as i was, partly because this friend had been gushing about a different boy an hour ago and partly because it had happened again, i think i played the "really? maybe if i squint really hard he's meh" role really well....long story short, they're dating now....

now youve read my reasoning, there are more...but i just cant remember, i just know you see what i mean. my parents deffo pissed off some magical being and in return it cursed their firstborn daughter.

xoxo

A

ps: this is actually my second time re writing this because i accidentally deleted but the world just needed to know...ty for reading to the end <3

[hovershiplogos]

Concept art from The Zion Archive - The Keymaker

I don't have a lot to say here, he almost looks a bit sleazy here, but that could just be the art style *shrugs*