Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
Imagine with me Mario knows exactly what Luigi‘s type in men are so when him and peach are talking Mario’s like “what does this bowser fellow even look like anyways” peach goes on to describe him as like 10 foot fire breathing turtle Mario starts asking questions like how would you describe his eyes
Peach:… I guess Stern and sharp
Mario: looking increasingly worried “does he have a deep voice like rustic”
Peach: starting to get concerned yeah??
Mario: I need to get to my brother!!
Peach: what? I mean of course we’re going to get your brother but you seem… Extra desperate
Mario: I can’t have my brother falling for tyrant
Peach: WHAT?!?! Mario what are you talking about.
Mario: “ tall! deep rustic voice! sharp AND stern looking man THATS TOTALLY HIS TYPE!! we’re lucky that he’s a real bad guy so it’s not like he’s going to do anything like caress Luigis face gently ”
meanwhile Luigi looking into Bowser‘s eyes as his chin is lifted up to make sure he doesn’t look away (oooh nooo hee’s hoooot!!!!)
I DARE all Bowuigi artists, fanfic writers, and shippers in general to make works of the original super show or 1993 movie. You guys have always used the games or the 2023 movie as a base for your works, but WHAT ABOUT THESE?! WHY NOT USE ONE OF THESE TWO AS A BASIS? I DON'T EVEN CARE IF ITS CRACK OR NONSENSE LIKE THIS POST JUST DO IT YOU COWARDS!!!
Bowser taking a stroll on his private beach with his lil queen, Princess Peach. Never got to post this here for Blacktober but here's my second piece of them.
Okay so I watched the Super Mario movie trailer, and honestly I knew they were makng a movie but I wasn't expecting much BUT MAMMAMIA IT LOOKS SO GOOD??? Just a two minutes long trailer and Jack Black is already killing it as a Bowser
"NOW WHO'S GONNA STOP ME????" BOWSER NOTHING CAN STOP YOU GO MY KING BE BOTH MENACING AND FUNNY
In all actuality if Luigi and Bowser were dating that shit would come out almost immediately like there is no way in hell Luigi the person who said “you think I know every guy who has a mustache who’s wearing an identical outfit with a hat that has the letter of their first name on it… Because I don’t”
He’s so bad at lying that it almost hurts
And I need more fanfiction that takes that into account
Mario: Luigi what happened between you and Bowser?
Luigi: I don’t know what you talking about nothing happened between me and Bowser why would something happened between me and Bowser he’s your nemesis that could never be something between me and Bowser…….
Yes I think the only way that Luigi would be able to keep this a secret as if Mario is as dense as a brick
Which 10 out of 10, chefs kiss to that concept
I ALSO love the idea of Bowser and Luigi having a romantic picnic and Mario’s in the background being like “I can’t believe Bowser forced my brother to cook him all that food”
Peach sitting next to him on the bench with one of those binoculars that you get in the opera  would look away just to look at Mario with a scrunched up face trying to decipher if that’s really what he’s reading from the situation in front of them
BUT ALSO just imagine Mario not being dense and is more like this is my brother I now what going on even before he does.
Just give me more Luigi sucks at lying pls aaand thank you
@scribeprotra this in number 32 thank you for the participation 💜