#LET ME HAVE PEACE

[simpforboywonder]

Is it tooo much to ask for reader to not have such a strong personality 🤨. SHES NOT MEEEEE if she’s doing a wholeeeee bunch of things I would never do. If the author had put “Original character” in the tags or told us guys I’m writing a self-insert or making a character. HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO DESCRIBE THIS SKINNY WHITE GIRL JUST TO TELL US IN THE COMMENTS THAT YOU TRUED TO MAKE IT NONDESCRIPT. Bc I hate to break it to you dear author. YOU FAILEDDD. And it would’ve succeeded if you said this was notttt a reader insert. I’m sorry guys I’m just genuinely tiredddd. We are reading reader-inserts because we want to put ourselvessss inside like come awnnnn now🤨. I have to do sooooo much mental brain work as of late having to compartmentalize every new character trait that the author has now appointed me. Alsoooo on that note NOT EVERY FAT GIRL IS INSECURE AND SELF- CONSCIOUS. Anyone and everyone can be insecure but why does EVERYYYYYY fat reader have to be insecure and just start dumping hate on their bodies. I would never hate on myself the way these authors be acting like we do and honestly THAAAAATS triggering. Imagine it’s 2 am, you thought you found this great chubby reader fanfic BUT NOOOOO the first 1k (out of 3k or something mind you😒) it’ll just be a whole bunch of degradation like ewwwww I’m not going from having my body randomly degraded and then some man having to convince me that I’m beautiful to sex is NOTTTTT THE VIBEEEEE. I love myself and every extra pound on me. And you know what I haaaate even more is when I point out that this is weirddddd and odd somebody pipes up with “then go write it yourself”. Skinny girls don’t have to go write it themselves yet the average size of an American woman is between 16-18. THAT IS NOTTTT A SKINNY WOMAN. At some point we gotta start being serious because anythingggg can be a book these days. Literally we got cow-fucking, monster and aliens and all that stuff YET I CANT GET A PLUS SIZE MC IN ANYTHINGGGGG. And if I dooooo it’s just a whole bunch of hatred, insecurity, and degradation the whoooole time. Bc we knowwww it isn’t a book with a fat MC without them being randomly bullied for their weight at least ONCE.

[thecandlesticksfromlesmis]

“THIS ONE’S A QUEER, I MIGHT TRY IT TOO”????!!!!!!??!??!!!

IM BEGGING

I AM ON MY KNEES

JUST TAKE IT OUT!!!!!!!!! REMOVE IT REMOVE REMOVE JUST REMOVE HEY LES MIS JUST TAKE IT OUT TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreichrainbow]

Why am I still scrolling through the Good Omens tag on a daily basis.. it's been over six month since season 2 came out!?! When will the brainrot end 😭

[goes back to writing her 3rd ineffable husbands fic in 2 months]

[gibuckaroo]

i have been avoiding the lawsuit arc in my rewatches, but decided to skim through the reconciliation when buck gets back and am having total whiplash at the amount of buddie? and eddie’s still total disdain and a bit of anger still at the beginning of the episode? and how quickly he forgives? how he already has? how he’s still hiding from buck, pushing him away because his body hurts even though buck wants to hold him longer? and have found myself in the kitchen scene™️ and i watch that scene a lot on its own, in edits, randomly, but i haven’t watched the entirety of it in a very long while and i’m just? sometimes i forget that some things are canon and just aren’t formed in fics. and then how eddie says this is my kind of therapy (no eddie you need frank) all smiles and joy as he laughs and plays and sits there with buck and christopher.

[umbrellacam]

sure would be nice. if people could debunk a dumb exaggerated/incorrect fanon without people immediately turning it 180° and happily hauling ass right into another dumb exaggerated/incorrect fanon. while gleefully crowing about how canon and correct this opposite take is.

sure would be nice 🙃

[azurelyy]

I love how NaruHina fans are so angry that someone could have a non-canon ship that they reblog my NaruSaku stuff just to rub in the fact it isn’t canon.

Like okayyyyy..? And?! I love them!

[piratekane]

Carmilla and Laura were literally the point of the Carmilla series. The entire thing was about them. Not Danny and Laura.

Yes but I'm a silly little thing with my silly little dreams and I'm blowing raspberries at you.

[keepingupwiththeroyals]

Last week was too much. Between pheasant Harold and Chris Evans saying/doing stupid crap I need at least one calm week.

[dragon-phoenix-along]

Good news: There is another tooth coming in though the roof of my mouth!

Bad news: I figured this out this morning while trying to eat my Mac-n-cheese on toast, and now my coldbrew is agitating the pre-agitated flesh in the roof of my mouth.

Worse news: THIS IS #3.

THE FIRST TOOTH THAT CAME IN IS *ALMOST* IN POSITION TO WHERE MY UPPER RIGHT K9 SHOULE BE

HOWEVER THE SECOND IS NOT

I don’t want anymore teeth…

[jetsetromance]

living at home means you can never truly be alone

[delirious-donna]

Today is my last day of work for a whole week and naturally I’ve been busy as fuck all damn day… where is the justice?

[elviriel]

it's not a secret that the only thing i like about season 2 is Alina's ending (and Mal's too, actually!) but man, i also don't trust that it won't lead her to the same place as in the books, which :/

[hawnks]

the people in the building next door bring their speakers outside and blast music directly at my place each night for six straight hours but they don’t have Spotify premium so sometimes they’re just playing ads at the same decibel as a jetliner

[ri-notafan]

It’s not that I hate Christmas.

I hate how much it’s hyped up.

I hate how long it drags on.

I hate how people use it as an excuse for their behaviours.

I hate the expectations that are put on people from the outside.

I hate how obligatory it’s become.

I hate the societal pressure of it to look/be a certain way.

I hate how much it overshadows other things and events.

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[jimcricket]

all of these bots are gonna make me turn into a marvel supervillain