#LGJ

[itscherryterry-again]

the man the myth the balls

[4esthetic-dissonance]

I'm working on a fic and was like 'how in the hell do you make LINGUANG JUN the least bit redeemable?'. I mean, /Linguang jun/ who tossed a developmentally four year old Mobei Jun to a pack of humans? The kid could have died. And then I saw a translation of the extras. It describes lgj as mbj's 'young uncle', says that he 'wasn't that much older than him (mbj)'. And I just- its a hell of a lot different, a Scar type tossing his nephew to the proverbial wolves than it is for a maybe dumb, maybe petty, maybe developmentally five or six year old to shove their annoying technically-nephew-who-in-age-and-context-is-more-like-a-brother-than-lgj's-actual-brother into a situation that the text implies was more frightening than actually /dangerous/. And that- well I can work with that.

[slavicprincess1966]

bro. <3

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I FORGOT JASON'S SCARS!!!!!!

[xinhua-jun]

[ID: fanfic screenshot reading: "His consciousness returned to him slowly. He could hear yelling, and frantic running. Loud booms surrounded the room, and he dizzily wondered why everyone was being so loud, before he remembered he had been kidnapped and this was probably his captors fighting with someone." /End ID]

Shen “got my priorities straight” Jiu

[ID: iMessage notification from a contact name too long to fit the screen. It reads "Ticket To Disposing My Anno…" before it trails off. The message reads: "Bitch why the fuck you being so damn loud". /End ID]

[sangfielle]

"how is gerard way losing on the gerard way website" ill kill you.

[crimsonrainseekingflower]

Relationships: Linguang-jun/Zhuzhi-lang

Rating: T

Tags: Arranged Marriage, Canon Divergence, Linguang-jun POV

Word Count: 1.1k

Inspired by a SVSSS Rare Pair Week prompt and written for @monroeknoxwrites 💙💙💙

“Can't sleep?” Linguang-jun drapes an arm across Zhuzhi-lang’s bare stomach, clawed fingers curling possessively at his hip. There’s a scar, thin and raised slightly, that Linguang-jun can feel under his palm. Zhuzhi-lang has many old scars. A fascinating body for one of his lineage. Rubbing a slow circle with his thumb, Linguang-jun tilts his head up to cock an eyebrow at his new husband. “Don’t tell me you’re cold.” He knows the temperature can’t be what is keeping Zhuzhi-lang awake. One of the first things he did during the preparations for their lavish wedding ceremony was cast a little spell that ensures low temperatures will no longer bother his serpentine spouse. Their joining may not have been born out of love but Linguang-jun will not mistreat him. Tianlang-jun has made it very clear that he won’t hesitate to kill Linguang-jun if any harm comes to his nephew. The political ramifications be damned. “This humble one is merely thinking,” Zhuzhi-lang says quietly. A candle is still lit—though neither of them need light to see each other in the darkness—and the gentle glow illuminates the slight downturn of his lips, the feathery quality of his long eyelashes, the sharpness of his cheekbones. “Oh?” Linguang-jun tries to keep his tone casual. This is not the first time he has been in bed with a spouse who lies awake at night thinking. His previous wife’s thoughts became actions which, in turn, led to her running off to be with his wretched brother. “Spend a lot of nights thinking when you should be sleeping, do you?”

Read the rest here!!

[snekspresso]

give me your prayers

[heavymetalchemist]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lǐnguāng-jūn/Tiānláng-jūn, Lǐnguāng-jūn & Mòběi-jūn Characters: Lǐnguāng-jūn, Mòběi-jūn, Tiānláng-jūn, Zhúzhī-láng Additional Tags: (unexpected) soulmates au, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-Canon, Soulmates Series: Part 1 of Love for Tianlang-Jun Summary:

Linguang-Jun is going to get rid of Mobei-Jun.

But his plan goes awry when he meets a certain Heavenly Demon.

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It’s SVSSS Rarepair Week! This uses the prompt (unexpected) Soulmates AU.

[lilnasxvevo]

Do you think Shang Qinghua knows what Linguang Jun did to Mobei Jun when he was a kid, like do you think that’s something that came from Shang Qinghua’s mind, or do you think that that’s something that just ended up happening stemming from his initial worldbuilding and Shang Qinghua is appalled when Mobei Jun finally tells him about it

[slavicprincess1966]

CMON YOU KNOW BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE YES ME LIONS AND LIONELMESSIS THE ALBUM IS OUT

[unexpectedly-haunted]

just saw a post that expanded on the pearl + rendog as red hood + wolf to include martyn as the woodsman and i’m handling this idea SO well. with so much grace and coherency yes yes 

[strawberrysturniolo]

bestie how ya feelin

he looks so adorable look at his smile WAIT THE FUCKING ARM VEIN WHAT HTE FUCL NWIOWT!! wktgjs lgj{

[sangfielle]

New autism hoodie acquired...

[nibbelraz]

lgj, gritting his teeth. ok. this time. THIS TIME. he can make the little rat realise whats going on. shut up xaoibao- NEPHEW. hes serious. here's what's gonna happen, I'm going to corner him and ask if the love potion he takes makes any ice demon attractive. no i dont give a shit about your stupid rat this isnt wife stealing its STRATIGIC fake flirtation. im gonna point out all the ways hes super obvious about his attraction, and then you are going to come up behind us scoop him and be heroic-

Linguang Jun trying to be a helpful uncle but still being somehow threatening in his own way is so funny because he's here plotting how to get these two idiots together all while Qinghua is screaming anytime he makes contact with EITHER of them like I can see Mobei Jun sulking in the corner of the room while Linguang Jun has a plan of attack ready and Qinghua is gonna see it as some sort of evil plan to kill him

No he's just sick of you two flirting

Do you know how embarrassing it is to see Mobei PUBLICALLY show his affection to this tiny human and it not be reciprocated in front of demons ALMOST EVERY TIME DURING COURT