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[moncherellie]

☁︎ ⋆abby anderson + vocality⋆☁︎

a/n: drabble of two gfs obsessed with tongue fucking each other... need! n not proofread girl im tired and thats work. let me be grammatically incorrect and horny

if i'm being honest, i don't think abby is a very big moaner

if you're eating her out, i think she'd be holding your head in place. she'd watch as your eyes roll back and you thrust your tongue in and out, feeling every ounce of pleasure as she rides your face and seeks her own release. she pants like a dog and grips your hair tighter in her right hand, all but shoving your face into her pussy.

her breathing is shallow but heaving- deep- rumbling and reverberating through the room. every so often, when you suck on her clit just right, she'll buck her hips up into you and stutter out a "fuck." there's no high energy, just the purest expression of intimacy. she doesn't feel the need to perform for you, no guilt for not having pornstar moans. this is abby at her most vulnerable, and you would do anything to have her cum on your tongue once more. the way her eyebrows furrow and her lip curls when she finishes is mesmerizing.

she shakes as you fuck her through it and you grin, knowing that she's enjoying it the most when she's completely silent. her throat is shot, so when she lets out a "holy shit, babe," with that cute grin, she's got a slight vocal fry.

actually? i take it back

abby would moan. but only when she goes down on you. just seeing you writhe and try to pull away because you're going to cum too early is the most fucking erotic thing to her. she grins and moans into your pussy, and you can feel the vibrations as she moves her head up and down to devour you. to me? she chuckles n laughs at you (lovingly) while she's down there, endlessly entertained by your reactions.

she reaches up to tweak your nipples, wanting to get her hands on as much of your body as she can. her big hands roam from your thighs, rubbing up and down, then trail to your chest, and your waist, using your natural curves as handles to pull you down by.

abby can't stop herself from making noise as she listens to the wetness and squelching when her tongue flicks your clit, fingers pumping in and out at a nearly impossible pace. something about knowing she's the one making you react the way you are makes her clit throb painfully. she's the kind of girl to squeeze her legs together and grind into the mattress because she finds you that appealing. get her a pillow to hump while she eats you out. call that enrichment.

so yeah. abby anderson is a PANTER when receiving and a MOANER when giving. no criticism being taken actually, inbox is closed. (kidding :3 talk 2 me)

[abigail]

being a non smoker with mostly smoker friends in winter is so evil like at the pub nice and cosy with a delicious beverage but then suddenly mid conversation they all wanna go outside for a cig but like.. it’s so so cold out there I don’t want to go outside to sit in the cold but also I don’t wanna just sit inside on my own while I wait for u all to return :/

[crybabyfucktoy]

I want to eat your ass Rosie 🤤

I can picture it now..... *vigorous eating sounds as if you haven't been fed in weeks, chomping and slurping and munching away at my ass while you try to get your fill and satiate your appetite..*

sound about right?😅😏🤭

[mayamelodyegg]

death row

[bettycanavosio]

2k czech to henry after vávra left the company:

[thirstywaffles]

Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....

Template by pompipurin !!

[clownsuu]

Clownsuu may we have a drawing of the ✨️Goober Mob✨️

Only the most goobiest, neighbor

[goldenkenku]

▪︎I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun,

I must confess that I feel like a monster ▪︎

– [Credit to one of @/daifei's works for the direct inspiration to this, please lmk if you want This post taken down!!!]

[tennant-davids]

LOKI Loki and Mobius in the Season 2 Mid-Season Trailer

+bonus

[willowser]

bakugou, who has been your best friend for too long, so long that you're so unaffected by all his cheap threats, grabs you by the front of your shirt after you tease him for the umpteenth time. mouth all twisted, scowling, eyes burning. you think maybe the material in his fist is smoking.

he warns you, "watch your mouth, you fuckin' nerd, before i cream you."

and kaminari is not far, close enough to hear, and he immediately busts out laughing while clutching his stomach. "dude, you'll WHAT?"

bakugou's whole face goes red, flushes all the way down to his chest and he drops you like a hot tamale, sputtering, "you—fuckin' perv, not like that!"

[koshercosplay]

Neil gaiman is a Zionist :(

this is so funny because if you google "neil gaiman zionist" nearly all of the links are to unsourced tumblr posts or responses to a single tweet from 2015 that just acknowledges Israel's existence

I see gaiman has once again committed the heinous crime of Being Jewish When Israel Is In The News

[locallygrowndaikon]

I was on sky in wasteland with my alt acc (with one wl) and a crab hit me, sending my singular wl flying, so then a moth came to me and lit me up (didnt collect my wl) so i lit them up, bowed, and then just. Died. In front of them. Immediately right after. 💀.

[xitsensunmoon]

That's it. That's the results of the year

[tallymali]