#LOOK at these RIDICULOUS teeth

[genericpuff]

have you seen this lmao

omg yes LOL

i love how twitter dunking on LO for being absolutely ridiculous when taken out of context has ironically turned into an olympic sport

[rhymesswith]

Headcanon that daiyokai offspring spend the majority of their early life almost exclusively in their true form. It takes a while for them to build enough power to hold their own sealed form, so their parents have to maintain it for them. Baby Sess hates being in his human form as it's much less mobile, and he refuses to walk or talk for like his first 20 years in protest.

Liberties have been taken with their dog forms because it's boring that they all look the same and 100% Toga should have pointy ears.

[prwlnglthr]

I like the King a little snaggletooth'd and scruffy

[jade-kyo]

I’m actually so disappointed in this whole movie release of RvB19

It’s a show. With episodes. That release weekly. I was actually so looking forward to having that unique fandom experience of waiting each week for new episodes and theorizing and making content interacting with the fan base as episodes aired one last time. But now there’s no way you’re gonna be able to go into any fandom spaces without getting spoiled by those who watched the movie release. Like what’s even the fucking point of doing the weekly releases? Actually fuck this. It’s so stupid. Like it would be perfectly fine if they did it AFTER all the episodes aired cause then it’d basically be the same as the complete seasons and that’s cool but no- the movie release is dropping the same day as episode one. Honestly fuck that. I’m gonna watch the weekly episode releases as god intended. It’s a show. One that I’ve loved so dearly for almost 8 years. I’m gonna treat it as a fucking show.

[littleragondin]

Credit for the idea goes 100% to @spicyvampire with this post, I just could not resist trying my hand at it. (please click for full quality)

[grahamdollton]

[onhoude]

Xie Lian: "San Lang, actually, I've been meaning to ask you something later. We usually meet in person, but now there're other people around, so could I also have your communication circle password so I can call you privately?"

Hua Cheng: "..."

Xie Lian: "I'm sorry, was I too forward? Please, don't mind me."

Hua Cheng: "No, it's alright. I've been waiting for this all my life for a while now. I was nervous to ask you, actually."

[Perhaps ten minutes later.]

Hua Cheng: "Gege hadn't called me yet so I called you, hello, hi."

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Ah, yes. Keeping “trophies” from people you have intimately violent relationships with (one of whom is your child’s killer, the rest also responsible for thousands of collective deaths monthly) is 100% sane behavior, not deranged at all.

Batman #636 (2005)

[recurring-polynya]

For the garage sale 1500 follower fest: Portions for Foxes! :D Congrats on the milestone!

I posted the heartfelt and earnest scene from Portions for Foxes earlier, which got cut just because I went in a different direction. This one, on the other hand, got cut for being too bonkers, but I feel that you, especially, will appreciate it.

This takes place towards the end of fanfic when everyone is doing a little better and there are a bunch of sort of vignettes, like when they go to the art gallery to see the horrible painting of Byakuya. Maybe it's a spoiler for the fanfic, but it's also in the tags, so I don't feel too bad about it: Rukia is very pregnant at this point.

Anyway, this is why they should have had a big No Sex in the Champagne Room Royal Realm sign and also made everyone sign a waiver and also probably not let Renji and especially not Rukia up there in the first place.

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And then there's the day The Experiment breaks out of Squad 12. It is very large and very disgusting and also has just far too many eyes and teeth and teeth-eyes.

Captain Kurotsuchi is the one who really should have taken care of it, but he happens to be taking some personal time in his sensory deprivation tank.

Captain Zaraki and his top seats are out on a mission. They will all be very salty about this when they return.

It also happens to be one of the days when Renji is over at the Sixth and Rukia is at the Thirteenth.

So, The Experiment breaks out of Squad 12, turns right, and and heads over to Squad 11. It's wrecked their mess hall and twenty meatheads are trying to fight it at once, when Rukia meanders over, dances out a Tsukishirou, and kills it dead in two seconds. And then leaves again.

Renji finds her down at the kidou butts later, cratering practice dummies with souren sokatsui, which he knows is her favorite.

"You here to yell at me?" she asks crossly.

"I made a joke the other day about you fighting Zaraki," he says slowly. "And I'm just now realizing that you weren't just being a worrywart. That it's been really fucking unfair of me to go around havin' a good time when you can't."

A pained look crosses Rukia's face. "I'm doing something important."

"That's right, you are," he announces. "You been doing every single thing that needs to be done since the minute we woke up in Kirinji's hot springs. You've been crushin' it." He takes a long pause. "And I think its been killing you."

"Can't you just yell at me?" she grumbles. "Aren't you mad I put our baby in danger?"

"Did you? he asks. "Baby's gone to bankai with you. Guess I kinda trust you to know what's okay and what's not."

Instead of answering, she annihilates another practice dummy, this time with a plain ol' shakkahou. She's become someone like Byakuya, who can channel a tremendous amount of destruction, even through the lower level spells.

And then Renji realizes what she's doing, that she did just answer him.

"Are you buddying off the baby's reiatsu?" he asks, incredulous.

"He doesn't mind," Rukia dismisses.

"That's not the point, the point is--"  He comes up short. "Are you just guessin' at that 'he' thing, or do you know something?"

Rukia shrugs. "Sode no Shirayuki says we are having a son. You know how full of shit she is, though."

"That's amazing," Renji breathes. "I mean, not that it's a boy, it had to be something, but that your zanpaktou…and you can share reiatsu…" He sits down, right on the ground. "You can't ever do anything normal, can you, Rukia?"

"I don't know how to make a dumb baby," Rukia scowls, crossing her arms. "I was blaming you."

[bungiri]

I JUST GOT BRACES LMAOFJAOJS

[biteapple]

My god yeah I think I need like to try and schedule like an emergency appointment or something at my dentist. This shit is horrible. It's so paintful

[thunderveiled]

"man this month's been crazy i've been having to hold myself together for weeks... what time is it?" <- severely dissociated for 3 days straight, thinks its november 30th when its actually the 8th / 9th.

[theseandi]

i have been sick and miserable for a week and i barely slept the past two days because this sickness caused me major tooth pain so if i am not okay by my birthday this saturday i will RIOT!!!!

[belovedism]

unstoppable force (need to have people pay attention to me when i vent) vs immovable object (nobody follows my vent acc and i feel bad venting on main)

[boy-above]

i love my dick even if it doesn't exist, pretending it does is self care i think. just like i started taking care of myself so i look nice for a boyfriend that doesn't exist. imagining what Could be helps me in the present i guess. even though i know it's not going to happen

[buck-yyyy]

someone misinterpreted a post of mine and i'm being so normal about it! (my fists are clenched and my teeth are grinding together, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!! THAT POST DID NOT INCLUDE STEVE!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)