#LUO BINGHE'S XINMO SWORD IS ACTUALLY A PLASMA SWORD ONCE KNOWN AS DARKSABER - SVSSS X STAR WARS AU

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"What's the silliest way to make these fandom so collide?" Oh wait I got it - that eldritch 12th peak lord ran away to earth to become a cultivator because they were dating Obi Wan and got really upset when they broke up... And they broke up because Obi Wan kissed Jinwoo while undercover.... In Westeros

And in the background, Liu Qingge is trying to find Shen Jiu's real biological parents, Luo Binghe is swanning around in the Endless Abyss after retrieving Xin Mo the sword that was once known as the Dark Saber (and was also once Shen Jiu's ex-boyfriend), the Jedi Order is trying to figure out whether Jinwoo is the physical manifestation of the Force while Jinwoo is delivering presents to all of Obi Wan's children yellow minion troopers like he's Santa Claus (except the new couple discovers all the clone have been stolen by Hibari).

Gaara is taking over Tatooine, Orochimaru has taken over Sheev's body, a new Sith (named Wei Wuxian) has been spotted by the legendary Jedi Groot, and Yue Qingyuan still remains locked up in a little black house by Shen Jiu.

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Nov 2022 Masterpost

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a time traveling/dimension crossing!Luo Bingge tries to woo Shen Jiu's shizun aka Shen Yuan au

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Sometimes I just hate you

The real reason why Luo Binghe's sword is so OP is the fact that Xin Mo is actually a plasma sword.

Yes, a black plasma sword with a lot of history...

Specifically it was once known as the Darksaber.

Shen Yuan turns around and smacks Shang Qinghua with the fan when that particular fact is revealed when a large crowd of Mandalorians invades Luo Binghe's castle to figure out just who now has ownership of the lightsaber and whether Luo Binghe is a worthy leader for them.

"Why the fuck has this world now shifted into science fiction?!" Shen Yuan demands.

But it's to no avail. He can hear in the background of the sound of sizzling meat and decapitated limbs fall on the ground.

"This was one of the drafts!" Shang Qinghua sweats. "Luo Binghe got too OP for everything on this planet... so it was time to start pulling out the aliens, to keep this story going, okay!"

Shen Yuan stares, deadeye, into Shang Qinghua's face. "You were planning on my protagonist getting himself a Jedi wife, weren't you?"

Shang Qinghua wisely shut his mouth and didn't say anything.

"I hate you." Shen Qingqiu proclaimed. He looked up at the ceiling in askance, hoping that he could just pretend that this was all a nightmare.

But it was no use. He could practically hear Luo Binghe brain whirling away in frantic joy at the fact that he could plan another wedding - an interstellar wedding just to proclaim to all the Star Wars people that the two were married.

Damnit.

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Edit: Cleaned this up and it's now posted to ao3