#Lijing

[oceanmoss]

[wolfythewitch]

For the genuinely curious non religious folks in your audience, what are nazarene and nazirite, and how do they relate to jesus's hair length?

A Nazirite is someone who took this vow and with it comes a set of rules

Someone who's canonically Nazirite is John the Baptist, which is why I designed him with long hair

Jesus is Nazarene, as in from Nazareth. Some people say that he's Nazirite but he does things that are against the vow, like drinking wine and coming in contact with the dead

[frogchiro]

Since I can't stop thinking about the Graves pic in this cunty suit...How about neighbour!Graves and his new, cute neighbour girl that just moved into the house next? :(

You, this pretty young thing, most probably collage aged with likely loaded parents since they funded you a literal house in a good neighbourhood in this quiant little town and Philip literally can't get over the fact that he got so lucky! Your house just so happens to share a fence with his so he can indulge and watch you carefully from time to time as you acclimate to living alone in a house, pretty small one but regardless a house. Probably the first time alone away from mommy and daddy, Philip thinks and continues watching you do a remarkably good job especially around the garden.

Neighbour!Graves who as the popular and well-known member of the community swings by to 'welcome you into the neighbourhood', introduces himself like the gentleman he is and assures you that as a soldier (because he obviously had to show off) he will make sure to keep you safe and the blonde definitely got the most shit-eating grin when he saw how flustered and shy you got, probably intimidated by his presence :(

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

the way that karkat has never once had to do the "are we still friends" thing with eridan because eridan literally cant shut up about how funny he thinks karkat is and how much he wants to hang out with him, even when karkat is yelling genuine death threats at him

& the way karkat has a major problem with seeing past/future versions of people as separate entities, but outright calls past, future, and current eridan "the same [eridan]" because he subconsciously considers eridan a constant

& the way that eridan implies that karkat making death threats to him is what their regular banter looks like, meaning karkat - despite being a cull-on-sight mutant, and eridan being a murderous genocidal sea dweller - has always felt safe enough around eridan to threaten him with bodily harm

[spitinsideme]

Princess Ragatha and her girlfail knight Pomni

pomni was MEANT to fight but she got scared anf jumped into ragathad arms (ragataha like jolding her itd okay)

[jadewritesficshere]

Just ask me

Eddie Munson x shy!Reader (reader is inexperienced)

Summary: you want a kiss, Eddie just wants you to voice your wants.

Warnings: shyness, overthinking, kissing.

You and Eddie had been dating for only 3 months. Having never been in a relationship before, or doing anything before, you were concerned it would turn Eddie away. Instead, Eddie took it in stride. He calmed your anxieties, comforted you during your insecurities, and explained anything you didn't know without making you feel dumb.

You two hadn't done much other than a quick kiss here and there. You weren't sure how to say it but...you wanted more. You wanted more than to just hold his hand. You wanted more than just his lips on yours. You wanted passion and fury and tongue and biting and-

You felt slightly shameful at all the thoughts and feelings you had. You also felt insecure, what if Eddie didn't feel the same? He had never pressured you to do more...maybe he didn't want to do more? Having never done anything before, you would be willing not to if that was the case. You loved Eddie for who he was. Except, you knew Eddie had done things with other people.

"Watcha thinking 'bout?" Eddie asked, jolting you from your thoughts. His brow slightly furrowed and a frown on his lips. He lightly places a palm against your cheek. He uses his thumb to take your bottom lip out from between your teeth, where you had been absentmindedly biting it. "No-nothing," you smile weakly at him, not looking him in the eyes.

Eddie hums before tilting his head to peer into your eyes. You return his gaze, getting lost in the warm brown. Eddie blinks, his long lashes fluttering (how infuriating that he was blessed with such long lashes and didn't even notice). You can't help your eyes darting down to his lips. Slightly chapped, but still full and soft. You can feel Eddie's fingers lightly tapping on your jaw as he thinks.

"You know I'll never judge you right?" Eddie asks, causing you to nod emphatically. "So," Eddie leans close to your ear and whispers," Ask me for what you want." You shiver as he lightly exhales into your ear and then nips at your ear lobe. He pulls back and gives you a pointed look. You fidget slightly, attempting to look down, but Eddie's hands on your jaw forces you to look at him.

"Kiss?" You quietly ask. Eddie's grin spreads across his face," Of course you can have a kiss. You only have to ask, and if I can give it to you I will." You grin back, happy that you'll be getting a kiss-

Except he kisses your forehead with a loud smack. "There!" Mischief twinkles in his eyes as you pout at him. "That's not..." you frown at him. "Oh? Not what?" Eddie goads you. "That's not where I wanted a kiss!" "Oh my mistake!" Eddie chuckles and-

Eddie kisses the tip of your nose. "Eddie!" You huff indignantly. "Just gotta ask," Eddie says saccharinely. "Just kiss me already!" You whine slightly. Eddie hums again and leans forward and kisses your cheek. You groan and attempt to push away from him slightly mumbling," kiss my ass."

Eddie gasps and throws one hand up to cover his mouth, " Why i do declare! Your ass!?" You blink a few times before smacking at him," That's not what I meant! I meant like that wasn't a kiss!" Eddie chuckles wrapping his arms around your waist, "You sure you don't want me to kiss your-" "I want a proper kiss Eddie Munson. On the lips. With tongue."

Eddie's eyes flash an emotion you aren't quite sure of. He licks his lips and nods," Ask and you shall receive." He leans in and finally kisses you properly. Your lips slot together perfectly. Warm and soft and everything you want from a kiss. Eddie deepens the kiss, pulling you flush against him, making you gasp. Your gasp allows Eddie to slide his tongue into your mouth.

His tongue slides against your tongue. What you thought would be weird actually feels amazing. Warm and wet and hot. It sends shivers down your spine and makes your fingers clench onto his shirt. You don't even realize the slight moan that you release, but Eddie does. Eddie who groans and has to stop himself from throwing you onto the bed and worshiping you. Eddie who is trying not to push you, but wants you to open up to him and voice your wants. Eddie who is trying pathetically to not grind into you as you shuffle closer to him. Eddie who slowly pulls back, leaving you both panting.

Eddie thinks his heart will burst with the love he feels for you in this moment. With your hooded eyes and swollen lips, the way you stare at him with utter adoration. He wants to capture this moment and save it forever.

Eddie gives you a final quick peck on the lips before smiling softly at you. "Just ask next time instead of overthinking and getting yourself riled up." You nod at Eddie's words as he pulls you back in for a hug. You'll have to voice your wants more. Maybe one day you'll ask to take this a step further, but for today you relish in the moment you two had.

[oifaaa]

Wait there's actually people who are genuinely upset at Lois because of episode 5 of my adventures with superman damn can woman not do anything anymore

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

jeremy will NOT be naming his actual dog bark bark. he's keeping the cardboard dog.

[anamericaninhuaibei]

汉服硬核版。

A pretty hardcore Hanfu store.

[nihm-lavellan]

[hyunpic]

HYUNIBINIIUUAAAAAAAAA 😭💘😭💘

[eph3merall]

let's talk some more about toxic!chris . . .

you can't help the giddy feeling in your stomach at the sight of chris' "omw" text. all thoughts of trying to convince him into a relationship disappear into thin air when he says that he can make everything better. who are you to decline that?

the wait felt like forever. it was probably ten minutes or so, and soon enough you're laying comfortably on your bed with chris in between your legs. his hands shove your knees up to your chest, the position uncomfortable at first, but any pain got replaced with pleasure with how chris' nose nudged at your bundle of nerves.

"tastes s'good, baby, jus' needed me to make it all better, right?" the words are mumbled against your cunt, and he didn't exactly realize he was the problem in the first place, though. you were about to reply, only for the words to die on your tongue and get replaced with a hoarse sob at how chris' tongue prodded at your entrance.

he licked a stripe up your cunt, eyes lifting up from underneath the brown curly tufts of hair on his head to playfully meet yours. he's quick to dive back in however—lips wrapping around your clit to suck gently on. he doesn't miss how you're thrashing, trying to grind down on his face, ringed hands holding the back of your thighs down to keep them pinned in place.

he's eating like a man starved, beard covered in your slick and hair slightly damp from sweat. mumbled praises are said right against your pussy, making you buck and tremble. and before you know it you can feel the knot untwisting in your stomach, a hand reaching down to grip desperately at chris' hair. "gonna cum, chris, 'm gonna cum—"

"come on, give it t'me," and his tongue is licking broad stripes and then alternating into fast flicks and you're coating his face in your slick with a few loud sobs and moans. his hands slowly ease up their grip on your thighs and he's wiping his face and lips off when he rises up onto his knees.

chris is so pretty you forget you were trying to convince him to date you. he's so sweet that you forget you saw him with multiple other girls at a party just a few days ago. you forget that you saw him drag some girls away into a private room.

forget, forget, forget. that's what chris wants you to do. because he can't get into a relationship with you. no matter how sweet you are. how loving.

in the midst of him cleaning you up, you forget that he's an absolute fucking asshole.

that text message photo in my header made by me!! cred if u wanna use

omg! smut!!! wowie

masterlist coming soon (+ lots of matt stuff)

was this good pls give feedback lollsjsba

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©eph3merall 2024

[guzhufuren]

[dream-launch]

i cant take any scene with khun shy even in the corner of it seriously cause like bro that lil dude is ready to bust out of that tank

[spitinsideme]

i feel like demon ragatha woukd grabs nun pomnis face when shes looking awaybfrom her out of embarrasment, becayse she likes seeing pomnis flusteted face (she doesnt even intend for it to be seductive, she genuinly just wants to see pomnis facr abd pomni gets all like WOAHH !!!!! ????)

[bahoreal]

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