romance of the three kingdoms FURRY EDITION! (Part 1)
I was listening to the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack and got inspired by their amazing animal designs.
ok i gotta explain liu bei's design. the obvious choice is to make him a dog because of his loyalty to his sworn brothers, but i think he's much closer to a tenacious, wily hare who manages escape every encounter by whisker, and thrive in a dangerous world surrounded by much stronger opponents.
The Shiyi Ji is a collection of supernatural stories and anecdotes compiled during the Six Dynasties period attributed to Wang Jia.
Liu Bei's Empress Gan was from Pei. She was born into humble circumstances. A physiognomist in the village said, 'This girl will later have high rank. Her rank will exceed that of a Gongyi concubine.’ When she grew up, her appearance was especially beautiful. When she reached eighteen, she had jade-like skin and tender flesh. Her attitude was bewitching and her countenance seductive. Liu Bei ordered her to go behind a gauze curtain. Those who gazed at her from outside the door thought she resembled gathered snow' in the moonlight.
The region south of the Yellow River presented a jade man three feet tall. Liu Bei took the jade man and put him beside the queen. During the day he discussed military plans and at night then he embraced the queen and amused himself with the jade man. She always proclaimed that what is the honored virtue in jade is that its virtues are like that of a gentleman, so since it is in the shape of a man, how could it be played with.
The empress and the jade man were pure white and equally smooth of skin, so that those who looked at them were almost confused. The empress was not only jealous of the favorites, but was also envious of the jade man. The empress always wanted to destroy it and admonished Liu Bei saying, "In the past Zihan did not consider jade to be precious and the Spring and Autumn Annals admired him for it. Wu and Wei are not destroyed, how can you put seductive pleasures in your heart? Any kind of infatuation will raise doubts. Do not enter into this again. " Liu Bei then cast aside the statue of the jade man, and the favorites all retired. At this time, the gentlemen presented a memorial in which they referred to Empress Gan as a Matron of Spiritual Wisdom.
Translation by Larry C. Foster, ‘The Shih-i chi and Its Relationship to the Genre Known as Chih-kuai hsiao-shuo’.
...and now you're stuck with this total loser of a liege lord because how the fuck do you explain that AFTER he refused to abandon the refugees who were slowing him down and tried his best to defend them with his measly militia of exhausted foot-soldiers, even while the Prime Minister's elite cavalry was bearing down on him. you begged him to see sense, to understand that wars were won with tactics and sacrifice. the poets will say later that he has nerves of steel and a heart as vast as the ocean, but that would be a god damn lie. he wants to run, you can see the naked, animal desperation in his eyes. but every time he turns to the horizon, something pulls him back again. your liege sees ghosts in every husbandless woman and dirty, shoeless child. his hands are shaking. he orders his aide to bring another shirt, pretending it's the tepid southern climate that's bothering him. you might have respected him more had he been persuaded. you would have loved him less if he had.
Imagine getting isekai'd during like the Han Dynasty during the warring states period. Like the beginning of the Three Kingdoms era, I keep thinking about writing something like that but covering over every major character would be soo difficult...but fun!!!
(no you're the one going back to their childhood platonic / romantic obsessions from the playstation dynasty warriors game of old men)
-Biblically accurate Early-Third-Century Warlord (Cao Cao), with Loser Liege Lord (Liu Bei) for scale-
So Cao Cao’s tomb has (allegedly) been found, and apparently he was this tiny little guy (1.55 m), for reference, the average height was about 1.7m. I was so delighted by the news I immediately went and drew this. The stories of xu chu picking him up under one arm are so much more plausible now!  I think his victories are even more impressive in hindsight, given that he could’ve been carried off by a hawk at any time.
I decided to show the two of them displaying their greatest strengths:
lui bei was the populist, who was beloved by the poor and downtrodden, despite having very little to show for it for the first 3/4s of his life. Historically, he was both a coarse, hot-tempered con-man who seem to be primarily motivated by fame and frivolity, and a tremendously kindhearted and brave defender of the common people. I’ve drawn him holding out a peach (and allusion to the fictional peach garden oath). he’s wearing straw sandals he made himself, a nod to his humble beginnings, and an incongruously fine robe with the sleeves rolled up, like he’s been working in a field… or preparing for a fight. One fist is tightly clenched and held stiffly by his side, even as he smiles warmly. Just like his namesake, he is both prepared 备and has hidden depths 玄. (I’ve seen the robe tucked into the belt in multiple places, I assume it’s just for ease of motion, but it’s also occurred to me it would be a good “pocket”.)
cao cao is well known for being a brutal and brilliant man, the phrase ‘ speak of cao cao and he shall appear’ is synonymous with the English phase, ‘speak of the devil.” What is less well known is that he was actually a very reasonable and respected leader, who often brought talented men into his fold, regardless of background or previous allegiance. This meritocratic system was one of the reasons for his success. I drew cao cao wearing fine, but understated clothes, with a full set of armour, as he was well known for personally leading his forces on campaigns. With one hand, he points to the ground before him, commanding you to kneel down and swear your allegiance to him. His sword is sheathed, but displayed prominently. He can be very merciful, but only once.