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COUGHING, THROWING UP, WHEEZING, U KNOW ME SO WELL, HOW DARE U

*starts sobbinh uncontrollably cuz he's not real*

Holy shit I need a hot goth boy in my life

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Holy shit I need a hot goth boy in my life

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They can borrow some of my gender

Can I borrow your gender for a moment? I left mine at home

im so sorry i actually lost mine five years ago…. yeah it wasn’t microchipped so we’ve basically abandoned hope at this point

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Wow, your boyfriend takes you on trips? Sanaol

Yall ever been to the Philippines?

If you count the time Neeks took me there after a particularly depressing snowstorm almost took the life outta me, sure. - Will

There is so much sunshine there it's almost overwhelming? Nico almost died from the heat though, so by the next morning we found ourselves in Venice. He said he was trying to get us to Paris for a romantic getaway, but apparently his subconscious just wanted him to go home or something. Which is pretty noteworthy considering he has a weird relationship with "home." Don't we all, though? - Will

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wHEEZING at this XD

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Batman: Under the Red Hood but Jason is carrying Damian in a baby carrier on his chest the whole time.

literally nothing changes, Jason is just going around his Red Hood business with an infant strapped to his chest and absolutely nobody knows who this child is or why Hood has him.

Bruce doesn't know what to do because?? obviously he wants to make sure this child doesn't get hurt?? but he also has to fight Hood because Hood is still killing people??? so now they're just fighting on rooftops except every now and then they'll awkwardly pause for a few minutes as this random baby starts crying and Red Hood stops shooting so he can gently shush him and rock his body back and forth to lull him back to sleep.

Batman's like “Can't you- can't you just put him down somewhere for a few minutes…?” “?!?! I can't leave a child unsupervised, are you fucking stupid? Jesus Christ no wonder your Robins keep fucking dying.”

“Maybe Nightwing can hold him while we fight...?”

“You think I trust Dick to keep the kid safe? He used to dangle me from the edges of gargoyles by my cape.”

“...JASON?!?!”

*Damian starts crying*

“Oh great Bruce, you fucking woke him up again. Yelling like a moron. Jackass.”

“?!?!!?!?”

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Conversation I had with a classmate

He still ended up choosing werewolf in the end, touche

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Conversation I had with a classmate

He still ended up choosing werewolf in the end, touche

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I love how Zora is my mans now, hell yeah he is, Im the number 1 suitor XD

TYSM DUDE!!! HE'S SO!!!!!!!!!! Dumb looking, stupid man, Id let him rip me in half

@mangocatastrophe i found your mans lmao

BUT ANYWAYS LOOK AT THEMMMMMMM

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Sketchin some expressions. This is my OC, Esther, angry pirate child

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NOOOOO, I CAN SEE MAGNA CUT OFF AT THEBOTTOM, THTS DEF NOT THE FULL PIC. IF SOL AND LICHTS ASSES GET TO BE IN THERE, THEN ZORA DOES TOO

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Girl, we have a problem.

I don't see your man.

In other news:

TABATS ART FOR THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY!!!!

But I'm pretty sure this ain't the full picture.

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May you be bothered aplenty

When are you gonna crack and make a solangelo Ask RP blog

this post made me crack. i made the blog. i plan to make it the most in character thing ever. perhaps maybe more in character than any of the fics i have written. cough.

follow their shenanigans over at @hippocratic-oath-breakers

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Thinking abt friends

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Back when I was first following TADC I didnt really have a favourite and just happily coasted along, Iwas mildly afraid of Jax even XD. But he became my favourite after ep 5 bc damnit I love an asshole/feral character w issues.

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A headcanon of mine is that after joining the black bulls, Zora is really nervous around most captains for a while.

His father was murdered for daring to be a magic knight and Zora is presently in the exact same situation, with the exact same social status that the magic knights who killed his father used to justify his murder. He has a very good, very concrete reason to be scared! Of course he doesn't fear betrayal from his own squad (sappy idiots that they are) and he can very much defend himself from whoever would attack him (he does keep magic traps on his person for a reason).

But against the captains? Most of whom are nobles and thus probably at least a little bit inclined to murder him solely based off his birth circumstances? Oh, he wouldn't last a minute and he knows it.

After a while he learns that the captains (Purple orcas excluded, but he was never going to put his guard down around someone from that squad) are good people, but for a time he genuinely fears for his life whenever he's in their radius (it doesn't stop him from being a sassy little shit who doesn't let any of that show of course, but the feeling is very much there).

(Yami figures out what's going on after a while due to the genuine terror he can feel in Zora's ki sometimes and actively tries to get Zora used to the other captains' presence because he can't have one of his squad be so scared of the colleagues he trusts!)

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Sluttiest waist in all of black clover, and most intelligent man in the black bulls

Had to take a break from To Be Hero X… i’ve cried on and off binge watching. So i went back to Black Clover.

Which leads me to: I LOVE ZORA!!

He’s not a hear me out, he’s more like a hold me back!!

Also he must have an insane amount of mana.

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This is not going to reach its target audience, bc they are not on tumblr, but I dont have anywhere else to say it so here goes:

Filipino parents of Gen Alpha, please stop letting your kids become Englisheros and Englisheras. Im not saying dont teach them English, I'm saying please also make sure they're as fluent in Filipino/Tagalog as they are in English.

Let them watch movies in tagalog dubs, or give them Filipino speaking youtubers to watch, teach them Abakada alongside Abcd. Teach them the tagalog names of colors alongside the english names, the tagalog names of shapes, how to count in tagalog, ANYTHING.

PLEASE, as a kid that grew up Englishera, they'll struggle socially and academically. And I don't like how so many kids from middle to upperclass families are barely fluent in their native language.

Its widening the diffirence between the rich and the poor, wealthy kids can only speak english, the kids that couldnt afford ipads can only speak tagalog.

These Englishero kids are becoming so out of touch with their culture, my brother doesn't know or appreciate who the Bayani are, he's only heard of Jose Rizal, and speaking of him, here's a quote:

"Ang hindi magmahal ng sariling wikaay higit pa sa hayop at malansang isda" - Jose Rizal.

(T/N): "Those that don't value their own language are no better than animals and oily fish"

Idk, I think its unfair these kids are becoming so disconnected from their own culture.

Some translations for english speakers:

Englishero/Englishera: Person that largely prefers to speak english, sometimes to the point they cant speak Tagalog/Filipino.

Abakada: Filipino alphabet. Filipino doesn't have F, J, C, V, Q, X, and Z, and our Alphabet is syllable based. So it goes A, Ba, Ka, Da, Ga, Ha, La, Ma, etc.

Bayani: National heroes. Mostly people that fought in the revolution against the Spanish. Aside from Jose Rizal, some notable ones are Andres Bonifacio, Heneral Luna, Tandang Sora, and Lapu Lapu. Look them up they're pretty cool.

Might some day copy and paste this somewhere Filipino parents will actually see XD.

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I very much feel like this picture as I post this now. I died finishing this XD

Enjoy Zora casting judgement on everyone around him