#Lord...

[royalarchivist]

Fit: [Reading chat] "Fit, did you see the T-shirt?" Yeah, I saw the T-shirt! I- I wanna get like, the Pac variety. If someone makes a Pac variety of that shirt, I will buy it. [Reading chat] It already exists?! Link– Mods, in the Discord, link me that sht, if you can find it. Or someone on Twitter, @ me, I wanna see where's this Pac shirt.

Fit: [Seeing the Pac shirt] Ohhh, oh of course. Of course. From Minas Gerais, of course it would be. I'll– yeah yeah, I'm gonna look into that, I'm gonna look into that.

Fit: [Reading chat] "Roll up to Phil's house wearing that" No, bro– me showing up to my sparring session with Tubbo wearing that! Yeah, this is, "This is my Brazilian boyfriend! Make sure to look at him while I'm beatin' your fcking ass. Yeah, you wanna be homophobic now? 😤🏳️‍🌈 Huh? Huh?! It's hard to be homophobic when your jaw is fcking clicking!" [Clicks his tongue and mimes being punched in the jaw] No, it's– it'll be funny though, it'll be funny.

Fit: No, like I said– we're not– I'm not– Tubbo and I are not going full-force, it's a sparring session, it's just to help him train. We don't go full-force. So it's not like a real match. [Reads chat] Yeah, he might go full-force if I wear that! It's true, so I should, you know– It's like, well, I can't remember what– in– [Sighs] It's been so long, but that one boss in Dark Souls where like, if you kill his brother and you show up to the boss fight wearing his brother's armor set, he just goes into the second phase immediately 'cuz he's so pissed-off. I feel like that's what would happen if I showed up to the sparring match with Tubbo and I was wearing the Pac shirt. That's definitely what's gonna happen.

[sonicranger1]

I'm still pissed at ROTT so since I'm not a YouTube reviewer you get this text wall of me explaining why while the ending of the movie does indeed suck it isn't just the ending that sucks

Why didn't Jim put on any armor till the very end? you pretentious child why should I care if you got injured when you're running around armorless just because you can't have your magical amulet armor anymore

Why was Jim questioning if he was still the Trollhunter when all the way back in S2 E11 'Unbecoming' of Trollhunters he himself said "I know I'm the Trollhunter. I'm the Trollhunter, Amulet or not"

Why did Jim suddenly start caring about his father in the movie? Aside from the fact the conversation leads to nothing and you could've easily cut it out and it wouldn't have changed anything it was established all the way back in S1 that Jim never cared about his father so why retcon that?

They shouldn't have killed Nomura off so early when we've barely been able to see her dynamic with the Trollhunter cast outside of being an antagonist and let alone see her dynamic with the cast of 3below and Wizards

Following up on the last one why did you send Trolls to the only Titen in broad daylight, you can't tell me there weren't better picks then Nomura and Arrrgh

And on that point, here's my little fan reassignment of the teams

(I put way to much effort in this literally sobbing, pls click 4 better quality :'()

Anyways time to explain my reasonings

Team Sword: the OG was fine I have almost no problems with this one but Krel could've been utilized way better imo, also Arrrgh is perfect for lifting up a giant rock with a sword embedded in it, he's literally always described as a hulking brute by other characters so ??

Team Orb: same thing with Team Sword I have nothing against it and it's probably the best one out of all of the originals but man Nomura interacting with Blinky is just... such an amusing thought to me, it is partly fueled by the short kinda interaction they had when Krel was playing music earlier in the movie but anyways more serious reasoning is I think she's the best alternative to Claire since it's not like her shadow magic was- or could've been used at any point during the mission乁(ツ)∫

Team Sunshine: once again what the hell was Jim thinking with this one? The only one that made sense to be there was Douxie, anyways reasonings with this one is that 1. Toby would actually be utilized lmao 2. Toby and Krel interactions fuel my soul 3. With Toby's hammer and Krels tech they'd probably have a way easier time getting up the Earth Titen

Team Icy: Claire Shadow magic = no rope snapping and lesser chance of Strickler dying aka less unnecessary deaths yay :DDDD

The mission assigning was such a good opportunity to have characters interact who haven't interacted prior/flesh out previously established relationships that didn't get alot of screentime and ROTT blew it, truly so much missed potential but I suppose you can say that for the entire movie

Why did they just casually mention there was a heartstone on Akiridion-5 like we knew that information prior to the movie? no one commented on it and it made me feel insane while watching

GET. RID. OF THE. MPREG. SIDE PLOT‼️‼️‼️ you're not Fairly OddParents it doesn't work and doesn't make sense, Aja and Steve have entirely different biology

(These next ones are more personal/general nitpicks but whatever)

Call me a hater but the whole "Arcadia is the center of the universe" is so dumb, I remember first hearing that little bit of info from a fancomic and i thought it was just having Blinky be egotistical but no, apparently that's a fact of life now

Idk I think it's cooler and funnier if all these guys came to Arcadia out of pure coincidence yknow?

what/where was Dictatious, Chompsky, Nancy/Nana and anyone else I'm forgetting doing during all this especially when Arcadia was being destroyed at the end, just feel like they should've atleast done a quick cut away shot to what they were doing during all this chaos (translation: I miss Dictatious)

Why doesn't Blinky use Dwärkstones anymore, I thought that was gonna be his signature weapon after The Eternal Knight but apparently not I guess, seeing him chuck explosives at Gods definitely wouldn't have been cool anyways...

Blinky sure has alot of time on his hands for being the supposed Head of New Jersey Trollmarket

Btw does that place even exist cuz for all intents and purposes it doesn't, so serious why didn't we ever get to see it dude 😭

Before I get to pointing out the obvious with the ending I'd like to highlight scenes that I actually liked and were actually good!

I liked the scene in the somewhat beginning with Blinky and Arrrgh talking about if the other dies they were glad they got to know the other that was sweet, loved it, 10/10

Like I mentioned earlier the brief scene with Krel playing music and Blinky and Nomura being annoyed by it was great, got a chuckle out of me and I wish we got to see more of that

Blinky being electrocuted was pretty good 👍 the pilot unnecessarily pointing out his multiple eyes and arms was funny to me

near the end where Blinky went to comfort arrrgh when Toby died was another 10/10 I love them ur honor

Okay being nice over, time to dig into this movie again

Toby being the Trollhunter is such a terrible idea for multiple reasons

For 1. It just makes Jim's job harder now cuz changing something as fundamental as who's the Trollhunter is gonna drastically change so many things which inturn makes things far less predictable and unless Jim has the new amulet still (which is unlikely since he's never shown with it after going back) he can't just Undertale-style reset if something goes wrong

2. Toby has never shown interest in being in any leader-type role (unless you count him directing his short film in 3below) and considering part of being the Trollhunter is basically leading an entire race...

3. Sorta following up on point 2 The role of being Trollhunter holds so much responsibility and burden and it just... dare I say, doesn't make sense for Jim as a character to put that burden onto Toby, his best friend

Guys this is the same kid who went into the darklands alone to take on Gunmar because he didn't want to see anymore of his friends/family getting hurt and you expect me to believe he'd then put that all onto Toby?

4. Toby even getting the amulet doesn't make sense considering in 'Unbecoming' the amulet was already taken by Draal by the time school ended

5. Speaking of 'Unbecoming' that episode also established that if anyone but Jim got the amulet Arcadia- and in extension the world- would be doomed and the eternal knight would happen so I guess he wants everyone to die ! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways I'm done (hopefully) TLDR: the movies awful, makes dumb decisions, completely ignores or retcons things established earlier in the franchise and didn't utilize it's extensive cast at all

And if you've read this far, thank you I appreciate it and I'll use this time to recommend the original Trollhunters book, it's awesome and has an ending 10x better then this slop please go read it (IHaveATotallyLegalWayForYouToReadItEasily)

[shikai-the-storyteller]

💀

[thistlefrog]

fellas do we have rights

[sovietunion]

MY SISTER HAS COVID WHICH ALMOST GUARANTEES I HAVE IT. 🤒😞

[qsmp-yaoi-island]

Npc snails played by people you can grow attached to tubbo idk if you wanna go down this path

[krs-kross]

[kawaiialeisha]

just finished witnessing the new chapters of deltarune and HOLY HELL.

[royalarchivist]

Badlinu: Things could be worse! What about you, what have you been doing for the last, I dunno... Let's say... six and a half hours? [Laughs]

Tubbo:

Tubbo: ...I hate you so much.

[palikaraki]

the cominform is a neglectful abusive parent and the kke is the sad child trying to get its mom to say i love you

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Pac opening Fit's stream and being like "Oh, he's killing eggs. I don't believe in killing eggs" pfttt

[m1npha]

My day is going both good and bad, I had to cancel my plans because I had to appear as a guest at the Men's Con concert I was producing.

[nasiens-father]

I'm searching for zeldris references and mmmm ammmmm

Since when is zeldris kinda.... 🤨

[the-vagabond-angel]

Im gonna start writing Leon Kennedy fanfic this is a threat

[applepeye]

Me after seeing the HI movie photo leaks