#M!A: Sweet as Fuck

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

Problem solved~! Hoohoohoohoohoo!

[fuckingshutup]

I'M SOOOOO CUTE~ ♡♡♡♡

[penofdamocles]

Look how SWEET I am!!!! Sweet and sugary and purple and I’ve got lil gummy grape sodas on my head and my wings are kinda that too but different and I definitely haven’t smiled this much in a selfie before so isn’t that so cool and great??? Look at my eyes they’re STARS!!!! 🤩 I took all my watches off because I don’t wanna think about the concept of time and my sleeves are gone and I don’t even care about my messy tie it’s great it’s fun I don’t have a care in the world except the ones I’m trying not to think about!!! Which don’t count! Those don’t count. Anyways I’m having a great time let me know if you want to join me I’d love to spread the joy! ;^)

[chrisbangs]

BANG CHAN — Special MC KCON LA DAY 3 (230821)

[saturnniidae]

Shout out to Sweet tooth for having strong male-female friendships that end in tragedy but remain completely platonic as well as little to no romance throughout the entire show

[imaybe5tupid]

if you see absolutely anything that has kabru in it. And are unable to stop yourself from making it about L/abru (even when Laios doesn’t even appear or is irrelevant to the content in question!) and reduce kabrus entire deuteragonist-level character into wanting to fuck laios. I’m stealing something out of your house!!!!!

disclaimer: If you ship l/abru and gaf about kabru and don’t do this then this post isn’t about you 🤓

[existential-labrador]

I’m not sure Eric Martin thought things through when he said the words “Mobius is somebody that Loki can actually be a little naked with”

DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[b1mbodoll]

stepbro jake save me stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stwpbro jake stppbro jake step bro jake stepbro jake

[oldbutchdaniel]

cutting teeth

eric/assad, m, 1.9k words

tags: Biting, Character Bleed

Assad hates the feeling of prop fangs in his mouth. Eric helps, until he doesn't.

[theplottdump]

Vera: 🎶 (𝘴𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨) Have a hurpy birby wintmas- Chritfess, Wintermus. 🎶

[ 𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗣𝗔𝗗 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗬 ] Vera: Mmmmmmnooo- 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳. You know me- we're friends. 𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘯𝘯𝘯.

M: Uhhh- 005? You okay?

Vera: Elevators go up. M: Usually. Sometimes they go down too. Vera: I need to pee.

Vera: Elevator won't take my- my- 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘱- wuhs that again?

M: 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗱𝗲? 005 do you just want to use my bathroom?? It's right here. Vera: Wow that would be 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴. You're so cool! M: Come on Agent. I'll help you walk.

M: Uhh 005 are you ok? Vera: Yeah- totally fine. I just look like this. - All the time. M: Right.

Vera: 𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘸 Your apartment is so 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘭! M: Gee. Thanks for noticing. Vera: Nooo I like it! It's cozy. And so 𝘸𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺!

Vera: Hey M? M: Yes? Vera: 𝗜 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗱. M: Yeah- I kinda figured.

[ 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨 ]

M: Really? That night was your most embarrassing moment? 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧?

Vera: 𝙊𝙝𝙢𝙮𝙜𝙤𝙨𝙝 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙! I woke up the next morning and wanted to swear off alcohol forever.

Hands down, one of the top 5 most embarrassing nights of my whole life!

Vera: I wish I could go back and erase the whole thing from my brain sometimes!!

M: So is that why- Vera: 𝙔𝙚𝙨! I never knew how to bring it up after! I felt so awkward! This whole trip I've been so terrified of talking to you! 𝘐𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥?? M: 𝘜𝘮, well I- 𝘶𝘩.

M: Alright 005 - Drink up. (🎄)

M: 𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. You need real fluids- water, bringer of life, savior of hangovers.

Vera: I don't think you're a real doctor. M: You can't prove that- come on now, head up.

Vera: 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗮. M: Yes, that's you. Vera: No- No. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗮. Not 005.

M: If i do will you drink this water? Vera: 𝘔𝘮𝘮- M: Please Vera? Vera: 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲.

M: I've definitely been to less interesting holiday parties. And somehow, just like clockwork, someone always ends up sick.

But this is probably the first time it's been in my bathroom. So that's pretty fun.

Vera: 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗮. M: Yes? Vera: No. 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗮. That's your name. M: 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺? I thought it was Lab Rat? Vera: They shouldn't call you that. M: Eh, they don't mean it in a bad way. And luckily, I don't really care about that kind of stuff.

Vera: It's not fair. You're so smart. And nice. And 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴- you always know the right thing to say. M: No one thinks that.

Vera: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼! I'm not no one! M: No, you're Vera. Vera: 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙥. Correct.

M: Are you feeling a little better? Vera: 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗮. M: Yes, that's my name. Vera: 𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶- Do you wanna hear a secret? M: From you? 𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀.

Vera: Then say it again. M: What? Vera: 𝗠𝘆 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲. Say it again.

𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗮?

𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙖?

M: Hmm? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵? Vera: I said - isn't that stupid? M: Uhm, yeah. That's uh- that's pretty stupid I guess.

Vera: You okay? M: Yeah. Um. I'm just gonna go - uh, settle the tab. I'll meet you outside. Vera: Oh. Uh- Yeah! Of course. Cool. M: Yeah, 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗹.

[thisghosts-obsessions-again]

The contrast between A and N playthrough is like night and day. Where in on one side, both characters are emotionally constipated and the other is just two adoringly disgusting couple flirting shamelessly in broad daylight without necessarily yet working on solidifying the relationship long-term (I mean this lovingly). Anon was right! N's playthrough is therapeutic AF but unless they start accepting/coming to terms with their darker side it's not really going to pan out long-term mate. Like, there's only so much you can do in the honeymoon phase friend.

[jpstandsforjustpatches]

I can think of something fun for us to do Maaaads!

@penofdamocles @penofdamocles @penofdamocles

[fuckingshutup]

SIIIGH.... IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN......... I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER~

[penofdamocles]

Hahahahaha that was an awful idea I wanna do it again! It might actually kill me! But I still kinda want to do it again. It hurt so fucking much I wasn’t expecting that but that’s cool I’m fine I’m all un-burnt now and just as happy and relatively safe as before! :^)

[nuks]

yall ur not gonna believe what just happened 😭 I fell in the bathroom and hit my head on the toilet bc my knee popped out of place for no fuckin reason 😭😭 I literally laid there for five minutes after like the family guy death pose

[stromer]