#M A N I A fidget spinner

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high tide ༓ kth (m)

✑ Summary: Due to Taehyung's job as a cruise ship Captain, you are constantly miles away from each other. Weekly phonecalls help and this one gets a little nasty and a lot sweet.

Pairing: cruise ship captain!taehyung x fem!reader (feat. Yeontan)

AU/genre: PWP, fluff, smut, tiny angst, established relationship, aged-up, oneshot

Rating: M, 18+

Word Count: 2,001

Warnings: dom!taehyung, slight brat!reader, phone s*x, f*ngering, handj*b, mutual m*sturbation, taehyung calls oc sl*t once, some d*rty talk, mentions of v*berator, crying, missing each other, + taehyung has a special suprise for oc vv sweet

Now Playing: Beautiful, Versace on the Floor, Photograph…

A/N: wrote this on a whim after I saw Taehyung in that white captian outfit. Took a slightly different direction than planned but i like it. Hope you do too! 💞

“Two more days baby,” he says through the phone, loosening the tie from around his neck. “Then I’ll be home.”

“I miss you.” You nearly whine the words but who could blame you? Taehyung’s been at sea for 10 weeks straight. You’ve been calling as much as you can but they’re never as long as you’d like. Between the ship, the crew, and countless other responsibilities to keep track of, plus sleeping when he can–which never amounted to more than six hours a night, your boyfriend had a tight schedule.

Of course, he wouldn’t be able to talk to you for more than fifteen minutes a few nights a week.

You expected it.

“Someone wants to say hi.” You glance beside you, and a pair of beady dark eyes stare up at you. You’re boyfriend’s dog rests his head on your lap. “Say hi to daddy Yeontan.” You hold your phone near him.

“Yeontan,” Taehyung’s deep voice rumbles. “Yeontan, are you behaving for mommy?” Yeontan quirks his head, unsure of the sudden noise. “Yeontan,” he tries again, this time making light kissing sounds.

At that, Yeontan lets out a yip, then another. You roll your eyes hearing Taehyung chuckle. “Good boy.”

Yeontan lets another yip and sits up on high alert. You bring a hand down to stroke his fur, calming him before you bring the phone up to your ear. “I think you got him too excited. He thinks you’re coming back tonight.”

“Well, you did use the D word.” Taehyung plays with the small box next to him. The sharp flipping and snapping of the lid cracks through the speaker.

“What are you doing?” You’re unable to ignore the sound. It’s harsh on your ear. “Are you doing something?”

Taehyung sets the box down instantly. You hear it squeak against a glass surface. “Sorry,” he coos. “It’s just an empty box that held cufflinks the crew surprised me with the other day. Messing around with it has become a habit I’ve developed recently.”

You hum. “Like a fidget spinner?”

“Yeah,” Taehyung replies. He smiles at the dainty box. “Something like that.”

“Oh, well that was nice of them to get you. Though I’m not shocked. You’ve been taking good care of them over the last seven years.”

Taehyung hears your words but falls silent. He whips his head towards his nightstand, viewing the photo of him and you in a burgundy-red picture frame. It was a gorgeous day out. Taehyung had just gotten promoted to captain and you were right by his side, arms around his waist with that knock-out smile he loves so much.

You’ve been together for eight years now and eight magnificent years they’ve been. Fancy dinners, late-night movies, going to the jazz, along with a handful of quarrels soon followed by make-up sex–you’ve done it all. And while neither of you could fathom being without the other, eight years have quickly turned into eight minutes with the amount of time the seas called him.

He hasn’t told you but every time he boarded the ship, watching your form get smaller and smaller, he felt gut-wrenching guilt settle in the pit of his stomach.

Taehyung didn’t want you waiting and yet he knew you were. Every ten weeks, he’d go to sea and then return for ten weeks. The worst part was that even when he was home, it was like a countdown until the process repeated itself.

Yes, you were constantly in limbo, waiting for the next step.

He hated it.

“Hey are you still with me?” It’s your stark voice that shakes Taehyung back into the conversation. He blinks away from the framed photo, clutching his phone.

“I’m still here,” he replies. “Listen __, I want you to know that in a couple of days, I’ll have something for you…to make up for all our lost time.”

“Hmm, is that so…” Your voice lowers, a sultry undertone with it. “Can I know what it is, Captain?”

Taehyung clears his throat thickly, palms feeling a tad sweaty and pants tight. “No, no you can’t,” he murmurs. “You’ll find out when you’re supposed to.”

“Two days is too long. Tell me now and maybe I’ll give you something in return unless you wanna risk it.”

Taehyung smirks, aware of your taunting. “Stick your fingers anywhere near your sopping cunt and that’s all you’ll be getting for a week.”

“Being that it’s the only thing I have gotten for the last ten weeks, fine by me,” you counter. “Oh, except for that pretty pink vibrator I got the other day. Does wonders for the female body.”

“Fucking brat.” Taehyung grips his thigh, struggling to repulse images of your sprawled-out body on your shared bed, broken moans leaving your lips. He hasn’t touched your soft skin or felt the burn of your fingers on his skull for weeks.

Somehow you’ve been perfectly satisfied though, which isn’t necessarily a huge problem due to his absence, but he’d rather not be reminded. Especially when it’s coming from a toy that likely couldn’t make you scream as loud as he could. “When I get home, that damn vibrator is the first to go. So enjoy yourself for a couple more days because it isn’t going to last.“

“Uh huh, uh huh.” You feign disinterest. “Same threats as usual. The sea has made you so dull and boring.”

“Yeah, think so? Well go ahead then slut. Make yourself come any way you’d like right now.” Taehyung waits for you to own up to your shit but you hesitate. “What’s the matter? Wanna take it all back?”

“Taehyung…I was just–”

“Uh uh,” he interrupts. “It’s far too late for any of that. You made a statement and you made me horny. So you know what we’re gonna do?” He reaches down his pants, unbuckling the leather belt around his waist. The sound of metal clangs against each other, before you hear a zipper gliding down.

“I swear Taehyung, if you make me listen to you jerk off right now I’m hanging up and not calling back.”

“Oh and I believe you so much,” he snickers, pushing his pants down enough to take his erect cock in hand. Taehyung has a massive cock so the push was generous, let’s say. “I think you want me to get off for you don’t you?”

His deep, thick voice rings through your entire body. Arousal slowly pooling between your thighs. It’s been a good six weeks since you and Taehyung last did anything like this. He’d either have to go to bed or your phone call would typically cut out before you got the chance.

Taehyung spits on his hands before taking his length in his palm. “Answer me,” he says but you’re too preoccupied with picturing his beautifully sleek fingers gripping his big, hard cock so tight it makes you drool. All you reply with is a weak ‘uh’.

His groans are hot and rough as he starts a steady pace. You ask if he’ll turn his camera on and make this a video call instead but he only laughs wickedly in response. “You think this is for you sweetheart? For your pleasure?” His breaths quicken, cock leaking precum you bet. If only you could be there. “Well it’s not,” he quips with a broken grunt.

“Please, Tae.” You lean your head back on the headboard, closing your eyes. A hand slips up your bare thigh and slips under your shirt to settle on your abdomen.

“Oh god–fuck!” Taehyung cusses loudly and your knuckles tense. “Fuck fuck fuck,” he curses again. When you draw the same hand down your core and straight to your wet center, you let out a satisfied moan. Taehyung doesn’t miss it, however.

“No, no–no, I don’t want,” he struggles to form the simple words, not stopping his ruthless movements. “Shit–“

You bite your lip and stuff two fingers inside, curling them as far as you can. It shoots spikes of pleasure up your spine and your hips buck up in response. “Taehyung, I wish I could see you. I wish I could be there.” Wetness pricks the corner of your eyes as you push into yourself and thumb your clit. Your thoughts are consumed by your boyfriend doing nearly the exact same hundreds of miles away. “I miss you so much Tae,” you gasp.

Taehyungs sweating bullets. His hair has gotten messy, a few strands stick to his forehead. He’s inches away from his high and he’s so pissed that you’re touching yourself when this was supposed to be him punishing you or some shit but he can’t stop either of you from continuing.

“God I miss you too baby. I miss seeing your gorgeous face and making you laugh. Your laugh is so goddamn pretty. I miss waking up beside you, my arms wrapped around you as I think to myself how lucky I am to have you with me for so long. And I really fucking wish it was your hands getting me off instead of my own. I’m so sorry I’m away so much and for so long.”

“Don’t apolo–apologize.” You add another finger, hot liquid coating them and already running down your thighs. “I understand your job is important to you. We’ll see each other soon and I’ll have you back to myself.”

“No, baby listen to me. Was gonna tell you in person but I’m stepping down. Fuck I’m there!” Taehyung releases on himself, his cum dripping down the length of his cock.

"What?" Pleasure washes over you as you release soon after, hands sticky and out of breath. "You're doing what?"

"Jimin's gonna be the new captain sweetheart. I can't keep going away every two to three months. I'm gone for half the year and I just cant keep doing it. I'll get a job closer to home somewhere. I just wanna be with you. I wanna..." Taehyung pauses. "__, I wanted this to be all romantic and grand but I don't think I can wait. That box I told you that were cufflinks the crew gave me? I lied. It's a ring. I bought it in Toulouse, France for you because I wanna stay with you as long as possible—"

"Oh my God oh my god Taehyung...." More tears cover your cheeks. You didn't think the day would come.

"Eight years is long enough isn't it? What do you say?" Taehyung's voice is shaky. He glances at the tiny box again, the one with your ring it. He doesnt reach for it because, well you know. But he can't wait to put it on your finger if you say what he hopes you will.

"Mhm, yes yes I'll marry you! Fuck you make me so happy." You really, really can't wait to see Taehyung in two days—he's your fiancee now.

"You dont know how happy you make me __. And when I see you in two day, I'm doing this again just so you know. The way I planned."

You smile through the phone, overwhelmed with emotions. "You don't have to. This was more than enough. And you don't have to quit being a captain really, its what you've wanted for so long."

"I want something different now," Taehyung says. "We deserve this __. Something new and not from miles away where we only communicate over the phone. Plus, now that you're my fiancee....soon bride and all—"

"Okay slow down tiger," you drawl, sneaky suspicion in your tone. "No babies for the first year or two, at least."

Taehyung fakes a loud sigh. "If my fiancee insists. No TaeTae juniors, yet."

"Hey! They'll also be mine, thank you very much!" You pound the bed with your fist. Taehyung laughs wholeheartedly.

"Okay, ours," he replies. "By the way, thank you for tonight. It was really hot, you were really hot."

"Back at you, Captain."

You giggle to yourself, thoughts wandering— you're getting married. Who are you telling first? The wedding planner duh!

A/N: uhm idk why but writing this couple gave me different feelings than usual...anyway Lmk your thoughts otherwise thanks for reading lovlies 💞

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[lxvenderdreamy]

THANK YOUUU FOR THE SOUL KID AND M!READER OMG!!!

could you do a kinda pre-relationship fic between soul X m!reader X kid? where its like during the fight between soul and blackstar VS kid when he first gets to the school? except m!reader is there? maybe hes a weapon who fights on his own but as there fighting (and losing...) kid does his signature drop down to shoot m!reader and when he does m!reader gets that stereotypical nosebleed when smth hot happens? idk where it would go from there, if he would play it off or be laid out for the rest of the fight but yeah :)

🍓(and idk if it qualifies as this but🍋)

YOU ARE SO WELCOME!!! Thank you for requesting! But I am not able to do 🍋 because the characters are either 13-16 (not 100% confident on this). But hey, thanks again for requesting again, it makes my day! I also really hope that I set this up right!❤️❤️❤️

❤️🍓Soul x M!Reader x Kid pre-relationship🍓❤️

This is all..really interesting and..exciting? Well at least for Soul, Blackstar, and you. And possibly Kid?

Anywho, Dr. Stein had informed the class about a new classmate, who was Lord Death’s own son. You and your two friends loved some action and a challenge so why not give this fellow classmate of yours a nice greeting?

You and Soul had your fair share with a battle together, you two are rather close to one another. If Blackstar isn’t there with y’all, then it’s just you and Soul. Soul prefers to be alone with you rather then Blackstar being there

So, here you three boys are, skipping Dr Steins class to go and take on this new classmate.

It wasn’t long before you came into contact with Kid. You were really stunned, you didn’t expect to see such a handsome boy..and he’s gonna be coming to this school? He’s gonna be in your class? That’s a blessing right there. Just…pure. At first you didn’t want to fight him at all because you didn’t want to damage that beauty of course. But you really did want to fight him though..just don’t aim for the face then it will be just fine.

When Blackstar ends up breaking one of the red spikes on the DWMA while giving out his awesome speech, this sets Kid off immediately. He’s complaining about the symmetry…

Your a lone weapon without a meister, upon seeing that, Kid couldn’t help but be all so curious. You’re a weapon that doesn’t have no meister at all, fighting on your very own. Shouldn’t you have a meister now..? That isn’t important right now, he has to take down the three of you.

All four of you got into fighting stance, preparing for battle. The tension between y’all was thick and intense as you all stared daggers at one another.

When Soul and you was going in to do y’all’s first move..you ended up getting pierced in the damn head. Blackstar jumped in and tried to pick Soul, who was in his weapon form up but..he couldn’t. If Soul was so heavy then how in the world did Maka swing him around as if he was a fidget spinner?

Yeah…this wasn’t going as planned as it should’ve went. Were you guys even taking this seriously one bit?? Even if you were it sure did not look like it..

This isn’t going to work out like it should. You guys can’t even sense each others wavelengths.

BROMANCE INCOMING…or is it?🧐

“Y/n…it’s over between us.” When you heard those words fall out of Soul’s mouth, you stared in disbelief..is he really breaking up with you at a time like this?

This is all so sad for the two of you. Having to spilt up away from each other like this..it’s heartwenching..it’s terrible.

Stein, Maka, and Tsubaki are all looking at the two of you as if they are watching a dramatic sad scene in a romance story.

Kid was just standing there with his guns, asking if he could shoot the two of them now. But Liz told him to hold it on back.

“Okay Soul…I understand..but..is it okay if we stay friends?” You asked him, looking away with a hand ok the back of your head. Your eyes widened when you saw Soul running to you, he wanted to be friends again!!!

You two began running towards each other so dramatically..so romantically. This was a dream come true, you two did NOT break up, you two are back together. Blackstar is running towards yall as well..

You all crash into each others arms as you all hugged each other tightly.

POW!

You all fall to the ground. This is due to Kid shooting his guns at the three of you, ending the bromance.

Y’all’s wavelength sucked like hell so you guys decided to attack Kid individually. Different and various moves were across the entrance of the school as you three were going right on at it.

You were trying to avoid hitting Kid’s face of course, you didn’t want to knock the beauty out of him.

Despite the three of you fighting with all your might, it was obvious that you three were losing as well. Kid was way more faster and flexible out of the three of you, as well as being able to have access to far distance with his twin pistols. It also didn’t help that the three of you were pitiful morons…

The fight is coming to a closure when Kid is so sick and tired of all the mess going on, fooling around. Kid decided to do his signature drop down to shoot you. You and Kid were so close to one another. Very close.

You felt heat rise to your face as your face was painted to red much to Kid’s surprise. You threw your head back as blood came out of your nose as you fell onto your back so asymmetrically.

Everyone just kinda stood there as you got a nosebleed. Kid just kept on holding his guns as he stood there staring at you. Now why on earth would you get a nosebleed? How did you get one? Why did it happen?

Black star immediately darted over to your body and started to shake you furiously, asking if you were okay and how they will kill Kid, shaking you all around. Soul on the other hand scoffed as he looked away…I think he knows why you got a nosebleed. He wished he didn’t. Feeling a little jealous…

[dancingsunflowers-ocs]

Alexandra, my love, may I ask for a WBW with Sydney Berlin?? (And if you wanna send one for one of my characters too, you know... I'm not complaining 😉). 🖤🖤🖤

Thank you Raven!! (@starlit-epiphany/@daughter-of-melpomene) 💕 I’m going to definitely send some to you, right now!! 😉

B A S I C S

full name: Sydney Anne Berlin

gender: Cisgender female

sexuality: Biromantic, asexual (sex-positive)

pronouns: She/her/hers

O T H E R S

family:

Mary Grace Berlin (Mother - Deceased)

Alvin Berlin (Father - Deceased)

Jacob Berlin (Younger Brother - Deceased)

Montgomery "Scotty" Scott (Father Figure)

birthplace: Scotland, Earth

job: Starfleet officer

phobias: Losing loved ones, death, spiders, tight spaces, blood

guilty pleasures: Disney films, cheesy romantic novels, movie musicals, alcohol (especially rum and lemonade cocktails), American sitcoms, 1990’s boybands, pancakes with maple syrup, fidget spinners, cute animal videos, chocolate

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: Lawful Good

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: both

organized/disorganized: organised

close minded/open-minded: open-minded

calm/anxious: both

disagreeable/agreeable: disagreeable

cautious/reckless: cautious

patient/impatient: impatient

outspoken/reserved: both

leader/follower: follower

empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic: pessimistic

traditional/modern: modern

hard-working/lazy: hard-working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Sydney Berlin x Pavel Chekov

ot3: Sydney Berlin x Pavel Chekov x Hikaru Sulu

brotp: Sydney Berlin x Nyota Uhura x Christine Chapel

notp: Sydney Berlin x Montgomery "Scotty" Scott

[threecheersforvampires]

ANy onE wHo gEtS a  M A N I A   FidGet SpiNneR hAs tO pLay FaVoRitE rEcoRd So iT cAn sPin fOr yoU LikE yOuR fAvorIte rEcoRds uSeD tO

[grandslamwich]

Me: fall out boy is a very serious band with songs on topics like suicide and mental illness

Fall Out Boy:

[philliamwrites]

eren's hands

a/n: bark bark woof

SFW

☛ his palms are bigger than the length of his fingers, perfect to hold your hand; sometimes when it’s time to pretend he’s “just a lil guy, just a lil birthday boy 🥺,” (with you only cuz he loves how you pamper him) he holds onto your pinky with his whole hand

☛ he has scars, used to be an anxious self-biter as a kid/teenager to cope with all that anger and energy until he found healthier copings

☛ sometimes insecure about his scars; tends to focus the attention on the wristbands or rings he’s wearing, definitely has some small tattoos on his fingers (initials of your name & E. M. A. for our golden trio)—but you still love them, and you show him whenever you kiss his scars, put his fingers to your lips

☛ has his fingers constantly busy, we all know he has a hard time sitting still, so when he can’t move his body, he’ll move his hands: swirls pens, drums rhythms on tables, tugs at his wristbands, braids your hair / loves to rake his fingers over your short hair / shaved head, pulls you in by the belt loops of your jeans when you’re in a conversation and he doesn’t want to disturb you but he also needs to pull you in his lap right now before jean or any other guy/girl chats you up

☛ has probably cut the tip of one finger off as a child when trying to help Carla cook

☛ has also probably stabbed himself with a knife trying to open some wrapped snack, thinking “shit, what if i stab myself with this knife right now,” and then karma kicked him immediately

☛ was so bored during a class he taught himself how to pick locks

☛ STILL USES FIDGET SPINNERS THERE I SAID IT

☛ watches in fascination as you paint his nails any color that suits his beautiful eyes (anime-green or manga-gray, pick your fighter)

☛ whenever he gets angry or in any confrontation, he curls and uncurls his hands into fists, and sometimes they’d just twitch, tensed, and the veins on his strong arms coil when he flexes his muscles

☛ always warm hands, yes yes we know

NSFW [‼️18 +, minors do NOT interact‼️]

☛ always kisses you with his hands on your body: either locked tenderly around your throat; or secured on your hip; or roaming your waist; or just groping your ass

☛ holds your hands when he fucks you, fingers intertwined when in missionary position or you riding him

☛ could spend a good hour just watching how he fucks your mouth with his finger

☛ deft, wicked fingers that don’t just work you open, they completely unweave you and leave you crying, overstimulated, balancing on the edge to complete madness (he loves to pull his fingers out split into a v just to see your cute hole try to close around them)

☛ DOES NOT TAKE OFF HIS RINGS WHEN HE FINGERS YOU, I REPEAT. FINGERS YOU STILL WEARING HIS RINGS. the rings and wristbands stay on during sex 😤

☛ rough pads of his fingers map out your whole body, especially all those sensitive parts: your neck, your waist, your thighs; he loves to dig his nails into your skin, and god, when they leave marks, he’s a goner

☛ knows how rough he can get when he squeezes your thighs, slaps your ass; whenever he’s done wrecking your body, he always runs his fingers along the bruised flesh tenderly, caressing the spot he’s held onto as if his life depended on it

☛ when lying on the bed and chilling, he has one hand down squeezing your ass or under your shirt holding onto your booba (“Let me help you hold them 🤲”)

[philsravenclaweyelash]

SOMEONE HELP HIM

[absolutepokemontrash]

MC’s Half Demon and They Look Awfully Familiar Part 4

(The side characters strike again!)

Part 1 Part 2 Lessons 1-5 Part 2.5 Group Retreat Lessons 10-12 Part 3

L!MC= Lucifer’s kid | M!MC= Mammon’s kid | A!MC=Asmo’s kid

Let’s get right to it!

The Uncle That Hardcore Simps For His Spouse In the Most Wholesome Way (Diavolo)

Gasp! More half-demon kids? Oh my! Maybe if he tried again next year a kid of his own would pop down! Hang on- he hadn’t slept with a human in almost a century... dang. No kids for him...

...maybe...

Remember when I said Diavolo would try to do those stereotypical dad (tm) things and be hip with the kids? Yeah he keeps doing that.

The number of broken windows related to wayward baseballs goes up 150%. At least that’s how they all figured out that M!MC is nearsighted like their dad!

M!MC had developed a bit of a habit of telling Diavolo about cool human stuff and making the Crown Prince even more interested in the human world than normal.

You may be thinking “what’s so bad about that?” well, the number of yo-yos at RAD went up so high that Lucifer had to ban them.

Belphie and Satan, being the rebels they are, became yo-yo masters specifically to spite Lucifer.

It was sort of like the fidget spinners craze if you were in school for that.

Oh, hi Lord Diavolo. What’s a fidget spinner? It’s this- I should stop talking...

Since no one learned their lesson from the previous incident, Diavolo threw another BBQ.

“Why are we doing this again?” L!MC asked to no one in particular.

“Don’t worry, L!MC. I’ve taken every precaution possible to make sure that what happened last time doesn’t happen again.” Diavolo said and continued in his crusade to cover the entire pathway with sidewalk chalk doodles.

L!MC, Luke, Diavolo, M!MC, Belphie, and A!MC were all busily drawing a wide variety of doodles and drawings with chalk while the other guests milled around nearby. A!MC was in the middle of drawing quite the nice looking Cerberus chibi, while M!MC and Belphie were drawing a lot of stick figures. L!MC and Luke had just finished a wonderful drawing of... an alpaca? Giraffe? Thing...? Hell, even they didn’t know what it was.

Diavolo looked over at M!MC’s stick figure army with a big smile on his face. “So what are all of them doing? It looks like that one’s flying!”

You could practically hear the Addam’s Family theme play as M!MC and Belphie looked at each other and grinned.

“Oh Belphie was just talking about L!MC’s flying lesson fails and I felt that an artist’s rendition was needed.” M!MC explained, he began to point out certain doodles. “Here’s L!MC getting up off the ground, then there’s them actually flying, and this is them falling in the fountain.”

L!MC looked over at the chalk and glared at M!MC. “It’s generous to call that an artist’s rendition. It looks like crap.”

“And what did you draw?” Belphie smirked at the alpaca-giraffe-thing, Luke protectively covered up the drawing (side note, Luke was wearing white and playing with sidewalk chalk, by the end of the day he looked like a walking pride flag).

“None of your business!” Luke huffed.

“And what about that one?” Diavolo seemed completely oblivious to the hostility brewing between the two groups, A!MC was completely used to this and walked away to grab a drink.

“Ah, good eye, Lord Diavolo!” M!MC chirped. “This is a drawing of the time L!MC almost burned down your kitchen.”

Diavolo laughed and gave M!MC a few pats on the head. “Very accurate!”

“You’re so lucky I followed the rules and didn’t bring a water gun...” L!MC growled as they slowly reached for their backpack.

“Yeah... lucky. Real lucky...” M!MC nodded as they tried to casually reach for their bag, Belphie followed suit.

“I’m so glad we all followed the rules.” Luke smiled, his own hand inching towards his bag.

There was a brief moment of stillness before the four of them whipped out their water guns and pointed them at each other.

“This BBQ ain’t big enough for the both of us!” M!MC’s terrible cowboy impression aside, their gun was poised to shoot directly at Luke and L!MC’s alpaca-giraffe-thing.

“Everyone, I know this is a human world tradition but-”

Belphie silenced Diavolo by pointing his water gun at him. “Sh, don’t talk unless you have a water gun as well.”

Deciding not to smite Belphie for treason, Diavolo pulled his own water gun out of his shirt. “Okay, what now?”

“Now, we’re in a standoff...” L!MC glowered at M!MC, the air was practically crackling with hostility...

Until a burst of flames got everyone to whirl around to see A!MC with hairspray and a lighter.

“No water guns! I refuse to go home shivering and covered in grass again!”

Crisis averted. Everyone went to go fail at throwing beanbags into a hole instead of shooting each other.

That was probably for the best... Belphie filled everyone’s water guns with paint.

The Uncle That Does All the Cooking for Family Dinners (Barbatos)

Remember how I said that Barbs liked smol Lucifer? Yea, he likes smol Asmo too. Smol Asmo is willing to admit that they don’t know how to use an oven and is willing to learn.

M!MC is formally banned from being within 50 feet of the kitchen. It’s for the best.

A!MC often tries to get Barbatos to look into the possible futures so they can see if they can avoid messing anything up and A!MC is just so adorable that Barbatos actually thinks about it.

He still says no every single time.

“Could you at least tell me if I have the possibility of doing something embarrassing in the near future?”

“My apologies, A!MC, but no.”

“P-please?”

“The answer remains the same.”

A!MC sighed and went back to helping chop vegetables. Under Barbatos’ tutelage, A!MC’s cooking ability had increased tenfold, they could now make as many burgers as they wanted without worrying about burning down the kitchen.

Pitying the anxious half-demon, Barbatos sighed. “I cannot confirm nor deny a future where your outfit gets ruined.”

A!MC perked up. “H-huh?”

“I cannot confirm nor deny a future where your outfit gets ruined.”

Quickly understanding what Barbatos was trying to do, A!MC quickly nodded and spent the rest of the cooking time carefully taking note of their surroundings.

“Hey! What’re you guys doin’?” M!MC had managed to get in... damn! Everyone must have been putting their best efforts in keeping Solomon away from the kitchen and forgot about M!MC...

“We’re just finishing up, M!MC,” Barbatos had on his ‘oh no...’ smile. “We don’t need any help.”

“Really? You guys sure?”

“Why are you so interested?” A!MC asked.

“Lucifer said that idle hands are the devil’s playthings and that I should go look for something productive to do.” M!MC huffed. “Very ironic phrase.”

“F-fine, I guess you can...” A!MC searched for the least destructive task they could give. “Take the utensils and set the table.”

M!MC gave them a mock salute and grabbed the utensils, as they turned to leave, they knocked a large bowl of chopped fruit over, sending the fruit pieces flying.

Remembering Barbatos’ prediction, A!MC didn’t bother to try and stop the fruit from falling, they only grabbed the nearest big plate they could find and shielded their outfit from harm. The fruit splattered harmlessly against the shield.

“Whoops... my bad. You alright, A!MC?” M!MC asked as A!MC inspected their outfit.

“Y-yes actually...” A!MC turned to Barbatos, who was already getting the cleaning supplies.

“Thank you!” A!MC whispered.

Barbatos smiled and nodded. “You’re very welcome, A!MC.”

Barbatos now has two sorta-children. A!MC and Luke!

M!MC means well, I swear! He just shouldn’t be allowed in a cooking environment!

The Cousin That Your Mom Points at and Goes “Look at Him, He Helps With the Dishes, Be More Like Him.” (Simeon)

Oh man... time for some more embarrassing stories.

“Asmo was the most adorable child, it’s a shame he was such a troublemaker...”

“Really? My dad?”

“What about mine?”

“I think you can guess.”

I cannot comment on Simeon’s help with flying lessons because I refuse to Headcanon what Simeon’s wings look like until canon gives us a GLIMMER. LIKE SERIOUSLY SOLMARE IM CURIOUS-

I have a feeling the children were quite curious as well.

“What do you think his wings look like?” M!MC asked A!MC as the two peered around the corner of one of the hallways in Purgatory Hall.

“I bet they’re super nice. But besides that...” A!MC leaned over and squinted. “Why is Simeon writing with a pen and pencil? He’s writing a book... shouldn’t he use a computer?”

“Bold of you to assume he knows how to use a computer.” M!MC snickered.

A!MC frowned. “Don’t be mean... I’m sure he knows how...”

Simeon picked up his DDD and took a picture of his face, seemingly by accident, with the flash on, causing him to drop the phone in surprise.

“Probably...”

The two surveyed their angel friend like two wildlife documenters, here we see, the Simeon, not in his natural habitat, surrounded by confusing technology...

“Do you think if we scare him his wings might pop out in surprise?” M!MC wondered aloud, A!MC shrugged.

“Maybe... but I don’t think we should bother him...” A!MC whispered. “He looks busy.”

“What are you two doing?”

It took literally every bit of willpower for the two half demons to not scream in absolute terror at the sudden interruption.

Ah... it was just Solomon... in an apron... Solomon... in cooking clothes...

Oh no.

“Spying on Simeon?” Solomon asked.

“N-no...” A!MC giggled nervously. “Just crouching casually in this hallway...”

“...smooth, A!MC.” M!MC rolled their eyes.

“Well, it’s great that you two are here, I made lunch!”

A!MC and M!MC looked at each other in pure horror, they needed to get out of there!

“Uh- um... we’d love to but...” M!MC looked around frantically before just pointing at a random spot behind Solomon. “LOOK! A DISTRACTION!”

A!MC and M!MC ran out of there as fast as their legs could carry them. Finding out if Simeon had wings was not worth being poisoned. Not at all...

Good ol’ Simeon... Mr. Cristopher Peugeot on the other hand- M!MC had some questions for him.

“TSL is literally the most popular book series ever, does that mean you’re completely loaded?”

“Oh, no I’m not, I don’t have any use for human world money in the Celestial Realm. All the profits go to charity.”

“...Dude really?”

“That’s nice of you, Simeon!”

“You didn’t keep any of it..?”

Wait... Who the Hell Are You..? (Solomon)

So A!MC basically has three dads; Fabulous-dad, butler-dad, and wizard-dad!

“So you just... have capes lying around?”

“Yes, would you like a cape?”

“Okay if they don’t take the cape I want it.”

Solomon shows up to RAD with his nails painted different wacky styles every week, courtesy of A!MC.

Though- the unholy combination that is M!MC and Solomon is feared by all.

“Road work ahead?”

“Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.”

Solomon and M!MC’s rampant quoting of vines elicited another glare from Lucifer.

Despite Solomon having literally been alive since the seven rulers of hell were angels, he had kept up with pop culture fairly decently. Decently enough that M!MC had someone that wasn’t Levi to bounce memes off.

“Pff...” M!MC suppressed a laugh at a seemingly normal water bottle advertisement. “Enslaved moisture.”

“I’m not going crazy, right Simeon? You’re hearing this too?” Lucifer tiredly turned to the angel, who shook his head.

“This is just the tip of the iceberg. Solomon quacked at M!MC earlier and they lost their minds laughing about it.” Simeon shrugged, unbothered by the sorcerer and the half demon’s rampant meme-ing behind them.

Lucifer on the other hand, was quite bothered. Incredibly bothered, if you will. “If you two don’t shut up right now I’m going to-”

“Quick! We must abscond!” Solomon turned and heelied away, followed by M!MC. The shoes that Mammon bought to replace the ones lost during the casino incident were apparently heelies as well...

The day was saved when a rock jammed one of Solomon’s wheels and he slammed face first into the concrete. Yikes... that had to hurt.

A!MC had fun glow in the dark bandaids for Solomon to patch up his face. Even though he he could heal himself with magic, he let A!MC do what they wanted because they were just too adorable to say no to.

Asmo has pictures

The Cousin Squad (tm)

(Luke, L!MC, A!MC, and M!MC)

Ah yes, the bab squad. The most adorable group in the Devildom. Surrender your candy immediately or face destruction.

M!MC teases the crap out of Luke, and A!MC tries to stop it, but L!MC is the one who manages to actually make M!MC stop.

Only L!MC gets to pick on the smol angel. GOT IT?!

A!MC and Luke are already baking buddies because of butler-dad so they get along swimmingly.

Poor Luke’s the victim of many of M!MC’s shenanigans.

Luke: Are you sure this is safe, M!MC?

M!MC (about to put mentos into the bottle of coke Luke is holding): No.

L!MC and A!MC get along really well, being honest, everyone loves A!MC.

A!MC makes sure L!MC gets some sleep because they don’t want their cousin picking up on Lucifer’s habit of living off of coffee and coffee alone. L!MC doesn’t get it but they’re very grateful anyway.

M!MC and A!MC were friends from the start. Well... M!MC decided they were friends right from the start and A!MC did not have the ability to fight the power of friendship.

M!MC: You are being befriended. Please do not resist.

Since M!MC is great and amazing like their pop, they took it upon themselves to be the friend that speaks up when A!MC is too nervous to do so.

M!MC and L!MC? Lucifer and Mammon 2 electric boogaloo. Sorta.

L!MC and M!MC bicker all the time but the babs bounce back from their fights way easier.

One minute they’re at each other’s throats and the next they’re showing each other memes.

“There’s no escaping this.”

Lucifer stood between M!MC and the door... their one way ticket to freedom...

“You need to go to the dentist.”

The entire HOL plus the Purgatory Hall crew were getting ready to go visit the dentist to get their teeth cleaned. It was the time of the year that Mammon dreaded most... and his child felt the same way.

“My teeth are fine! Lemme stay home! I’ll hold down the fort with dad!” M!MC smiled and nodded as enthusiastically as they could, but even the most unobservant person couldn’t miss the sweat beading on their forehead.

“Beel.” Lucifer snapped his fingers and before M!MC could do anything Beel had thrown them over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“Don’t worry M!MC, the dentist isn’t that scary.” Beel tried to assure them. By the way M!MC was still kicking and screaming, they were not convinced.

“Y-yeah kiddo, suck it up! Don’t be a baby! I’m just gonna take my car there-”

“MAAAAAAMOOOON?!”

“YIKES!”

Lucifer had the important task of keeping a hold of Mammon as the very large group made their way to the dentist’s office.

A devious little idea popped into L!MC’s head as they all sat down in the waiting room. They began to hum a familiar little tune.

“She said be a deeeentiiiist~ a dentist!” L!MC sang to M!MC, who’s attempts to escape increased tenfold after hearing the song.

A!MC began to hum along, not seeming to notice the commotion going on next to them.

“Son be a deeentiiiiiist~ people will pay you for causing them PAIN! She said be a deeentiiiiiist~”

Belphie perked up and smiled deviously as he realized what L!MC was doing, he began to sing along as well. The three were a veritable choir of terror to poor M!MC. Mammon did not understand his child’s terror and was more unnerved by what a great team Belphie and L!MC made.

Satan rolled his eyes and tried to focus on his book, Asmo was absorbed in his magazine, Levi was having a very in depth conversation with the fish in the aquarium, Simeon and Solomon chatted about school, and Luke was stuck watching the train wreck go down.

Thankfully, it was halted by Lucifer. “L!MC, A!MC, Belphegor, stop tormenting M!MC with show tunes.”

“You would have made a good dentist in another life, Lucifer,” Belphie cooed. “You know what they say, the only difference between a dentist and a sadist is that one has newer magazines.”

Asmo grimaced at his magazine. “Is it the sadist? Because I’m reading a magazine from 1843...”

The conversation was interrupted by one of the dental hygienists coming into the waiting room and saying that Mammon was up first. The Avatar of Greed’s final escape attempt was foiled by Satan (not even looking up from his book) clotheslining him.

Thirty minutes later, Mammon emerged from the forbidden dentist room, with the look of trauma in his eyes and eating a lollipop.

One by one, the group went in, A!MC took it upon themselves to try and make the rapidly panicking Luke feel better.

“It won’t be too scary, in the human world dentists are usually very nice.” A!MC smiled encouragingly.

“I-I’m sure that’s true but...” Luke looked around. “We aren’t in the human world...”

Asmo skipped back in and flashed a blinding grin to the group. “Absolutely perfect, no flaws! It’s your turn, A!MC!”

“If you die I get to say I told ya so!” M!MC shouted as A!MC walked into the dentist’s room.

They did not in fact, die because of the dentist. A!MC walked out and gave a thumbs up. “The dentist said they had never seen a kid with such perfect teeth.”

“That’s my baby!” Asmo chirped.

“M!MC, you’re up.” A!MC and Beel had to practically drag the poor kid out of the room and into the dentist area of doom.

“GO BE A DEEEEEENTIIIIIIST!” Belphie and L!MC shouted one last time as the doors shut. Wow, what dickheads...

Mammon probably would have tried to save his poor little bugger, but he was in the middle an impromptu therapy session with Simeon over the scary scraping dentist knife thingie.

Beel was the last to go, and he walked out of the dentist’s room with his face covered in blood, the dentist walked out after him, missing a hand.

“You tasted like toothpaste.” Beel sighed. “Not good.”

“Don’t worry,” The dentist said to Luke, who looked like he was about to pass out. “My hand will grow back in about four to five minutes.”

Luke, still terrified, nodded. L!MC patted him on the shoulder.

“Anyway, almost all of you are fine, but I have to recommend M!MC to the orthodontist.” The dentist flipped through their notepad one-handed. “Their secondary set of fangs are coming out crooked and need to be corrected with braces immediately.”

M!MC sat calmly for a moment, then attempted to sprint out the door. “NO NO NO NO NO!” One of the dental hygienists grabbed them by the back of their shirt and halted their escape.

“Sucks to be you.” L!MC smirked.

“And L!MC needs to fix their cross bite, braces are a strong possibility.”

The colour drained from L!MC’s face as the news dawned upon them. “Pardon, but what exactly are you talking about..?”

“Your top jaw and bottom jaw aren’t properly lined up.” The dentist explained. “It will lead to problems later if it’s not fixed now.”

Lucifer rubbed his temples and sighed. “L!MC, if you try and run away I swear...”

L!MC stiffened and shook their head. “I’m not some coward, I’m not running away. Just... what exactly are you going to do to my mouth?”

The dentist pulled up a few pictures of the braces and explained what would be done. L!MC nodded, and turned to their father with a big smile on their face.

“It won’t be so bad, mind if I go to the bathroom before I get the mold for my teeth made?”

Lucifer nodded and almost audibly sighed in relief. He basked in the glory of having a child that wasn’t afraid of the dentist and faced their fears like an adult-

L!MC sprinted past the dentist’s office, they had busted out of the bathroom window.

“...Beel.”

“Yep.”

A few minutes later, Beel returned with a completely irate L!MC who was screaming their demands to be put down and be allowed to run for the hills. Taking advantage of the distraction, M!MC ran for the door again, only for Belphie to tap them on the forehead.

M!MC collapsed into a snoring heap on the floor.

“FATHER! DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS!” L!MC practically screamed as they tried to wrestle themselves out of Beel’s bear hug.

Lucifer rolled his eyes. “L!MC, calm yourself down. It’s just braces.”

“AS EVERYONE HERE AS MY WITNESSES I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! NEVER!”

The half-demons in need of braces were dragged right back into the dentist’s area... poor fools.

“They’ll be okay... right?” Luke asked.

“Of course they will be. It’s just braces.” Simeon patted Luke on the head. “They’ll both be fine.”

The scream that came from down the hall right after Simeon said that did not reassure anyone.

“Hey,” Mammon piped up. “How much do braces cost?”

“From what I know about dental procedures,” Satan rubbed his chin. “A few thousand Grimm.”

“Mammon if you try and run for that door I will cut your credit card into a thousand pieces.” Lucifer growled.

Overall, it was a fairly average trip to the dentist. 0/10 would not recommend. A few weeks later L!MC and M!MC were fitted with their mouth prisons- I mean braces, and the two cousins bonded over their horrific mouth pain...

Seriously- braces suck.

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So! Those are the headcanons! Four and a half whole parts... phew... To all the people who enjoyed this series, thank you so so much for reading! You guys have been so super nice!

Fret not, I plan on writing more for this universe! From what I know about season 2 of Obey Me things will get... interesting. Stay tuned for more! Or don’t, I can’t force you.

...or can I?

[lacertae-dreamscape]

my fidget cube and spinner: exist

me: :)

me: *puts them in a pocket for safe keeping after using them a bit but needing to use hands for something important*

me: *forgets they exist for the next 3 months

im like baby

*o b j e c t   i m p e r m a n e n c e*

[heartfullyferal]

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In the Dark Dark™

[husky-twst-and-obeyme]

The Brothers with a MC who fidgets (touching hair, fidgeting items , etc)

(I will admit this is lowkey for me but let’s go pretend it’s for all or who mostly relate- Also note: These are things  i mainly do with people around but I will add touches of things that could be common for others. Also if there’s something wrong i might of messed up, PLEASE let me know 

Lucifer

-He doesn’t notice until you play with his cape  -He’s a little annoyed but he saw that you seem stressed  -So he just let you continue , only for a few moments  -after he moves his cape away from you  , you were surprised  -”oh sorry, i didn’t notice you there” -”..you were messing with my cape.” “sorry a fidget habit...” -after you explained to him , he understands but requests that you at least ask him first next time you might you might do that again  -the next day, he actually got you something that might help more with your fidgeting instead of his cape  -he finds it cute when you’re completely out of it when you don’t notice what’s going on around you 

Mammon

-you were both in class , bored as heck  -Mammon wanted to sleep but he noticed that your foot was bouncing really fast  -He wondered if you were getting impatient, he wouldn’t blame you if you were -Then you grabbed his hand and started playing with it   -Mammon was shocked “w-what the hell are you doing..?” -you didn’t notice, you kept moving his fingers  -he wanted to stop you but you looked so dorky doing that , plus he didn’t mind you touching him -When you got back to your senses, you apologized and explained that you fidget at certain times especially be bored in class , it helps you focus a little -He didn’t care , he took note of it and let you use his hand if you did it again -he gets blushy every time it happens now but he doesn’t mind 

Levi

-You were watching him play a game  -he noticed that you had a controller in your hands but were’t playing  -you were messing with the buttons and the control sticks -He thought you were confused but he could clearly see you knew what you were doing -”Hey MC? you want to play? “ -”I’m fine” -left confused, he just kept playing  -yo did explain soon after how you fidget with things in situations and usually does it with any object  -He was fine with that , as long as you didn’t touch his collections  -So whenever you were in his room, he’d make sure to take batteries out of a controller , so that you don’t accidentally turn it on in a game

Satan

-He was just quietly reading a book , heard you enter and thought nothing of it till you tapped his shoulder  -” Hey Satan? could you turn into your demon form?” -He was a bit confused, what reason do you need for him to transform? As much as he saw no reason in it, He agreed, transforming -”would you mind telling m-” -then he felt his tail getting tocuhed, you were playing with it  -he was bashful and shocked  -He couldn’t help but chuckle a little “w-what are you doing??” -”I always wanted to know what it was like to fidget your tail “ you messed with the details in his detail and made the tail move a little -It was weird but he found it stupidly cute that you were fascinated by his tail  -After that , he looked into what you meant by “fidget” , since he hasn’t heard it too often  -soon discovering that fidgeting his tail is a way to relax you or more so distract/ help you focus  -Then forward, anything you asked for his demon form , he’d happily do so and if it helps you in any way 

Asmo

-He loves having your attention but loves when you have your moments  -He was caught by surprise when you were sitting on the bed while Asmo was between your legs as you guys watched TV -You didn’t notice but you hands on their own started touching his hair  -He jumped a little , surprised by your touch  -He generally doesn’t like when people touch him i n certain places like his hair but  he loved the feeling of your hands through his hair , almost aroused  - So he left you be and you still haven’t noticed  -So how soft does my hair feel?~” -you snapped out of it and apologize profusely, especially since you remember he doesn’t like his hair touched , he wasn't bothered at all luckily -”it’s fine~ your touch is warm and feels so sweet~ “ -you were trying to figure out if he was flirting or straight up sexual -Then you told him that you tend to fidget with things  -He understood but he’ll still be mindful on what you do with his hair if you were to touch it again

Beel

-You guys were in the kitchen, he was looking for something to eat, while you played with a fidget spinner, since you couldn’t find anything else -when he stopped looking , he took notice -He thought it was food, until he could clearly see that you were “playing” with it and not eating it -He questioned what it was -”oh, it’s a fidget spinner, in the human world, it was a “trendy” thing for kids but it was supposed to be mainly used for figdetey people like me “ -he’s curious now “Fidget?” -”it’s something people do into certain situations, whether it be being bored, stressed or just need a distraction “ -He understood it somewhat but still doesn’t get the logic behind it  -”...can i eat it-” -”no.”

Belphie

-You guys were taking a nap when you grabbed his pillow -he woke up and was irritated, since the pillow was right in his arms -in your sleep, you were clenching to the pillow while squeezing it   -he was questioning what you were doing but he didn’t want to wake you up -He just lays back down but doesn’t sleep right away since he thinks this is weird for you to do so sudden  -Long after, when you woke up , he asks you about it -You explain your fidget habit and might of been stressed in her sleep, causing to try to find something soft like a squish ball and squeeze to feel relief -he thought that was overall stupid  -He notices it more often since he’s aware of it  -As much as he seems to not care, he gets worried when you’re stressed or scared with nothing in hand  -So he might be willing to let you use the pillow sometimes (Hope you enjoyed! Leave some suggestion like this or a different Scenario !) 

[muwur]

could i request an -oikawa-kuroo-suga- headcanons for a partner with autism/adhd? (autism and adhd in girls can be like, real hard to write if you dont have it or know someone who does so its 100% okay to say no wididnejfufhejrr) especially with like, being embarrassed about stimming in front of them or dealing with rejection sensitive dysphoria as a symptom 😗👉👈 thank yooooooooooou i owe u my liyef

haikyuu + s/o with autism/adhd headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for oikawa, kuroo, suga & tendou

❧ gn reader

✎ 1.3k words

a/n: i got u b! this is wut im here for, to help u feel a lil represented 😌 also ik u a special fren of mine so hehe here u go (happy birthday soon btw c; ily i hope you enjoy pls feel free to lmk if there’s smth youd like me to change ♡)! aLsO pLEASePLEAseplEASe anyone let me know if there is something I wrote in this that doesn’t sit well with you. as someone who does not have autism/adhd or has had much experience around people who do, i cannot portray it accurately. i do not intend to misrepresent anyone’s experiences. i love and care for you all; the last thing i want to do is hurt or offend anyone. thankfully anon + the internet were great sources for me to try to understand things better. tho that is not to say i can fully comprehend these conditions (cuz i never can unless i experience it myself)

n e ways, u r all loveli n i hope ur having an amazing day <3

just wanna preface that these bois would love anyone for who they are, and would do their best to support you in whatever ways possible <3

oikawa

✧ oikawa had been replying consistently to your messages before suddenly disappearing with no explanation,,,

✧ at first it seemed like nothing, but after several hours and follow up texts from yourself, you couldn’t help but think that maybe he just didn’t want to reply to you

✧ maybe he didn’t even like you anymore

✧ fear that every moment you shared together meant nothing settled in the pit of your stomach

✧ a while later you received a phone call from a very apologetic oikawa, who was explaining that he dropped his phone in the bowl of ramen he was eating and had to go to the store and wait for hours before finally getting a new one and--

✧ “a-are you crying? hey, what’s wrong? i’m sorry i was gone for so long. i’m here now.”

✧ will definitely come over immediately to give you reassuring cuddles

✧ “you mean the world to me. i never want to hurt you, and i never want to leave you, either.”

✧ makes sure to communicate very clearly with you to reassure you what he really means

✧ always reminding you how much he cares about you to reinforce in your head that he’s always going to be there for you

✧ does self-care days with you to destress because life is tough (*cue selfies with face masks and laying in bed for hours with each other’s comforting presence*)

✧ very quick to defend and protect you from people who hurt you. will ask, “excuse me, can i help you?” with a piercing glare that’ll get anyone to back down

✧ gives you constant reassurance about your stimming

✧ helps you interpret social cues and situations, gives you tips on how to handle your interactions with others and in under circumstances (as well as how to remain calm in your own mind)

✧ practices positive self-talk with you because he wants to help you see how great you are

✧ anyone who doesn’t see it is at a loss and is irrelevant, they don’t exist in oikawa’s book 💅

kuroo

✧ always educating himself so he knows how to be helpful

✧ unintentionally embarrassed you once by asking what you were doing when he caught you stimming once (which was when he found out about it)

✧ he was genuinely curious and meant no harm, and he apologized for bringing it up how he did

✧ however, he was glad he asked you so that he could be informed and reassure you that stimming is okay. he understands the importance of it and he’d prefer you have something to help you self-soothe. no judgment here, this is a safe space

✧ takes mental notes on all your favorite stims (verbal, visual, tactile, oral, proprioception, etc)

✧ even discovers new stims for you to try and buys you things to help with them (“here, this is a fidget spinner, y/n” or “you know they make CHEWABLE JEWLERY? they call it CHEWELRY. that’s genius. *typing on phone* what colors do you like, babe?” )

✧ encourages you to talk about your feelings and find additional coping strategies (“let’s try this neat breathing technique i learned about today!”)

✧ saves you from overwhelming situations (ie. pulling you out of a crowd, shutting down really noisy things, giving you space to clear your head and breathe)

✧ ruffles your hair as a sign of affection and calls you cute nicknames

✧ helps you study, make plans, and stay organized. tries to keep things interesting and interactive so you don’t lose interest/find it boring

✧ when you’re having an especially hard time focusing, he’ll pull you aside for a relaxing break like talking a small walk, watching an episode of y’alls favorite show, sharing a snack, playing a game, looking at memes or tik tok, chatting, etc

✧ makes sure to validate your feelings first and acknowledge your concerns before giving you his thoughts

✧ helps you view situations from a different perspective so you don’t assume rejection from others. when there is some form of rejection, he’s there to help you cope with the emotions 

✧ gives you a lot of hugs when you’re feeling dejected and lonely, reminding you he’ll never leave your side 

sugawara

✧ he’s quite perceptive, so when he noticed your unease, he asked you about it

✧ embarrassed but not wanting to lie, especially to suga, you admitted to being afraid of stimming around him and that you had been trying to hold back from it (even if it was hard)

✧ his eyes immediately soften as he tells you that there’s no reason to be embarrassed about it

✧ he just wants you to be yourself and feel comfortable

✧ learns about all of your stims. totally supports and normalizes them (however, if they’re ever self-injurous, he’ll do research and consult expert help to redirect the behavior)

✧ will absolutely take good care of you, he’s not sugamama for no reason

✧ a great listener! always hearing you out when you talk about your passions and interests

✧ wants you to express yourself however you can because he understands communication may not always be easy (reminder that communication and expression aren’t always verbal!)

✧ praises you and hypes you up all the time, going on about how there’s so much about you he loves

✧ has the most soothing voice ever. will whisper you sweet, reassuring words to calm and ease your mind

✧ will even just hum for you. lit rally anything. the suga juke box varies from lullabies to funky fresh songs

✧ very patient and will support you when you feel upset, frustrated, and/or have outbursts

✧ encourages you to talk about your feelings, but never pressures you. shares his own thoughts and feelings to help you open up, asks you thoughtful questions

✧ may be ultimate soft boi but gives anyone the look™ if they even just stare, and goes feral if someone’s ever rude to you in any way, calls them tf out and is #satisfied when he gets them to apologize

✧ also helps you study and be organized! good at creating schedules and encouraging you to stick with them

✧ constantly making sure you eat sufficient meals 😋 and get enough rest 😴 will nag you until you do

tendou

✧ MORE THAN HAPPY TO PROVIDE ALL THE STIMULATION YOU NEED, says it’s an opportunity to give each other mutual attention and bond

✧ but will also provide you an outlet for just relaxing and unwinding

✧ will talk to you for hours and hours about your favorite shows/movies/books

✧ BINGES THEM WITH YOU

✧ always treating you to your favorite snacks/flavors and discovering new things for you to try that will match your taste/texture preferences (only the best for u 😌)

✧ curious about how stims make you feel and asks you to describe those sensations to him  

✧ thinks it’s super cool when you can finish his sentences for him,,, cuz it’s like y’all on the same wavelength (you gellll)

✧ if anyone made you feel bad,,, o boy

✧ tendou would intimidate them to the point he would probably appear in their nightmares ffegjegk this is why you don’t fuck with this man or those who cares about 

✧ king of spontaneity and asks if you’re down to do the most random things

✧ “let’s buy a trampoline”

✧ *2 am* “you down for some fries and dip? and by dip i mean m i l k s h a k e s”

✧ of course he’ll never suggest things he knows you would be uncomfortable with. never puts you in a stressful situation and always makes sure you’re enjoying yourself

✧ invites you everywhere and makes sure you feel included. always by your side!

✧ squeezes your hand whenever he can tell you’re feeling anxious

✧ if you feel anxious about trying new things, he’s there to encourage you! recounts all the positive aspects 

✧ but if you’re really excited to try something, you bet he’ll match your excitement

✧ a very good listener. empathizes a lot with being misunderstood or seen as “different,” and is therefore a major source of comfort

✧ constantly showing you how to be yourself and that you shouldn’t feel ashamed about it, cuz that’s who he fell in love with

[insfiringyou]

Hi! First of all, I really like your work, it's satisface me the fact that you write so well and have develop an instricate story. I want to ask facts about you guys, like 10 facts about each one of you (something like where are you from, your names and ages, etc.). My name is Carolina, I'm 31 and I'm from Chile 🌻.

Thank you so much. We honestly love writing this universe and try to do it as often as we can while also trying to juggle being adults, haha! 

 Both admins have some facts in common. We are both 27 (admin M's birthday is actually today! June 1st!) while admin N's birthday is 20th January (both born in 1993). We also both live in the same town in the UK. We met around 10 years ago while at college where we were in the same tutor group. While we have some differences in taste, we are both obsessed with River Phoenix films such as 'Dogfight' and 'My Own Private Idaho' which we often watch together. We both got into BTS at LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME TIME as we explored them together. We have been to see them 3 times live so far together, including last year at Wembley on Admin M's birthday. 

10 facts about admin M: 

- My bias is Yoongi, and while my bias wrecker changes, it is usually Jungkook! 

- I have been writing fanfiction since I was 12 or 13 years old.

- I have a Master's degree in History of Art 

- Other than BTS, my music taste is actually quite similar to Jeong-sun's. I love The Cure, New Order, David Bowie and other 80s groups. 

 - My favourite song from BTS is probably 'Tear' but changes depending on mood, while my favourite song from the members solo is Suga and Suran's 'So Far Away' 

- I have a huge interest in perfume which also translates into our works, as we often include what the members and their girlfriends smell like/what perfume they are wearing 

- I am a big whisky drinker, so can relate a lot to Yoongi 

- I love old movies such as 'Casablanca' and Ingmar Bergman films. We see V and Cassandra as also loving old films, so I often incorporate my knowledge into their fics. 

 - I have a big interest in pop culture and quite a sporadic knowledge which I try to incorporate into my fics. 

- If I had to compare myself to a member, I am probably most like V in that I can be quite hot-headed, sulky, passionate but also love art, old films and music that is not always popular with my peers. 

 10 facts about Admin N: 

- I studied Fine Art Practice at university and have a Post graduate degree in education 

- I currently work as a restaurant manager 

- I’m an Aquarius and share the same birth flower as Hoseok, my bias! 

- I own a Bearded Collie called Boo, but I live with 5 other dogs which all exhibit at Crufts dog show. 

- My favourite BTS album is Tear, the first one I purchased. 

 - I have a total of 25 BTS albums in my collection! 

- My favourite non-BTS piece of merch is my White Night fidget spinner (released by Taeyang of BigBang, dope spinner congrats) 

- I can speak basic European Portuguese and am currently trying to learn Korean.

- My guilty pleasure recently is the series 90 Day Fiancé. 

- My favourite book is ‘Finn the Wolfhound’ by Alec John Dawson, a must read for animal lovers. 

 Thanks for asking :)

[danceswithunworldly]

Rate My Jenny

Alright Jenny has gone through a lot of different looks, I will rate each Jenny on a scale of 1 to 10 1 being n o and 10 being most valid. More under the cut, theres lots of pictures its a long post

Original Manga:

Psychogenie

The original babe, Messy hair, bright eyes, has an actual body, probably blonde, needs more representation, cute smile, looks like a friend to me 10/10

Devilman 1972:

TentaMom

Not the design we are used to but damn is she powerful! Tentacle hair, can hypnotize children, wants to spare children from pollution but has a bad technique of doing so, 6/10 teefy chompers +1 so 7/10

OVA design concept art and full sized Jenny from CB World: (following ova designs)

Its My Turn to Use the Xbox

SO MUCH HAIR very similar to the original but a much bigger head, sharp teeth, kinda looks like a night/light fury dragon with that closed mouth, wants a turn on the Xbox, let her, she looks like she could make you disappear. 8/10

CB World:

“Sister Satan I love you”

Very good eye contact sweetie. Pudgy. soft, delightful eyelashes, squishable cheeks, precious little girl must love and protect her and if you dare talk shit about her I will kill you 10/10

Amon Apocalypse:

METH AUNT

no, just.... no. The weird coonskin hat style mullet? uncomfortably muscular legs?? the dishplate eyes!? spider legs for eyelashes? Gloves and socks??? This is cursed, this is not my Jenny, this is an abomination. Get this out of her Jenny deserves better than THIS what the FUCK this is -666/10

009 Jenny:

Pointless

she literally had no purpose in this crossover, it was almost like they wanted to make a devilman series after this and it was scrapped because there was a lot of pointless foreshadowing.HOWEVER the purple hair is a nice look, not so fond of the eyecolor it looks more like “caution:radioactive” however this is the only Jenny most like the original manga Jenny and I have to give her a +1 for that, and shes really creepy and cute at the same time. 9/10

Devilman Crybaby:

M o t h e r

Oh boy a human design! Vapid and doll-like, yet has a soccer mom/milf vibe effortlessly blended into a solution with Secretary Barbie, and reduced into this delightful woman. Oh also nipples, helloooo Totally not a demon how dare you assume, shes trying her best leave her alone

Demon form is amazing, not entirely like the original but VERY FLUFFY OH MY GOD and the FEET so cute, they curl. A+ smile, awesome fucking party power, probably a metal head when she was younger and would trip out at all the parties and BACK TITTIES 10/10 step on me mommy

Devilman Grimoire:

Nightmare Creature

Still better than Amon Apocalypse Jenny. This one is a lovechild between Jenny and our favorite Addams Family hand [insert fingering joke here] Hair is wavy yet wild, fidget spinner eyes so you know shes cursed, big smile though, probably would run away if she came after me, I don’t like creepy disembodied hands crawling around. 4/10

Violence Jack:

“I got drunk and got this weird tattoo, also my licence has been suspended would you believe that?”

“Technically” human most likely a blonde, cute face, weird... (tattoo? birth mark? im guessing here, body paint? its not her face thats for sure, but i cant read spanish or japanese) Loves her jeep, I’m so glad she has found her perfect car because oh my god look shes having so much fun. Squishy thighs, This is the metal head we warned you about. The only time nagai has ever drawn tits that showed some sign of gravity’s existence. 8/10 

 Mazinger:

Super Mecha Transformer Jenny

oh, okay then, carry on ma’am you look busy

5/10 Not my jenny but thats a fuckin cool design okay?

Gekiman Devilman:

Thicc’n’Juicy

hot.... uuhhh anyway Super Fluffy Jenny redrawn in Nagai’s improved style, very soft, wife, great smile, shes just overall amazing 10/10

Devilman Saga:

*screaming*

Marry Me

Sweet Jesus I have no complaints, Look at her shes so cute, shes got a leather-fishnet top but she has a cute fuckin bow on the back and a super comfortable skirt, nobody said shes a style guru, shes a fucking disaster and I love her. Shes doing so good. Shes so cute, big beautiful Jenny eyes, soft fluffy yet still messy hair? big eyelashes, did i say shes cute? mysterious, delightful. No demon design yet but i assume it will be a lot like Gekiman’s overall 10/10 even without that design. Personal score: 9999/10

Bonus:

uhhhhhhh fuckin..... still better than Amon Apocalypse i give this a 420/666

[lustingtc]

25th March 2019

I am just uncomfortable af rn so...it be like that ygm

First period seeing my favourite 😚✌🏻 Dog Man!!!!1!!1!!

He hates me and O so much tho. It’s not even funny. Like we don’t get the work and he’ll complain that we haven’t done it but for the past 20 minuets he’s just been doing our group thing ://

So we asked for help n he was like

“...” and gave us some bullshit abt something idk it was bullshit and didn’t help us tho but he’s still cute ☺️☺️☺️🤞🏻💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 despite the big sweat patches

Anyways the REAL topic.

T

A had him for P1 bc he was doing a talking thing with her n a small group and ohmygod. Oh. My. Fucking. God.

T IS A FUCKING WEEABOO... A FUCKING WEEB!!!

If you don’t know what a weeaboo/weeb is theN I’m so sorry but I’m not helping you do that.

If you couldn’t tell. I, K am also a massive weeb. Only reason I’m friends with A bc Hatsune Miku sO...😳😳

But apparently he had Vegita & Goku on the PowerPoint and he was like “I love dragon ball Z!!!” LMAO jsjsjsk 🤧🤧🤧

He is now 100% single and my future mans jsksksk Idk if he watches anything else but like... him being a greasy weeb is honestly now a wet dream 🤤✊🏻

I just love disgusting gross man children

He also apparently kept singing ‘Oh happy days’ so that’s cute UwU 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

Then I saw his class past the library which our class was in...restraining order was being up and this boy was like 😬🤭😳😧😵

P really didn’t do anything 🙍‍♀️👩🏻‍🍳👍🏻 NOT cute 🤢✌🏻

Seeing T before art got me like 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💓💓💗💖💘💕 HE WAS ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES!!! IVE MISSED THAT SO MUCH!!! AWEEEE!!!!!

My new art teacher knows I’m a slut for teachers...

But more importantly!!!

J THE IT GUY HAS LEF. GONE. QwQ

& that’s how she found out.

I was talking about J the IT guy and she was like “Oh he left last week.” DISTRAUGHT AF 😰😰😰😭😭😭👎🏻

N Miss was like “Are you some sort of teacher pervert?” (Not the first time I was called a pervert by a teacher 😳😳)

Bc Z my friend was like “Yeah so she’s got a bunch of crushes on teachers!!1” and Miss was like “Yeah heard a few things about that...who’s are they?”

Cuz I have no self worth, I was like “Well there’s T, P from the science department is cute and D.” (Forgot abt dog man lolol)

“who’s D?” And i was like 🤔🤔 “Tall depressed one in the class in the corner.” N she was like “...?...OH that one!” And she laughed Jsksksk LOVE THAT

So that’s cute 😚✌🏻

T heard me n the gang talk MAD BAD SHIT

Lmao,, ANYWAYS MY FRIEND M HAS A FUCKING BOUNCING FIDGET SPINNER AND HE DROPPED IT AND SO I FUCKING KICKED IT (and it was well good bc it bounced off my foot n I was like 😚👌🏻 chefs kiss)

ANYWAYS IT FLEW BY T AND HE WAS LIKE 😐 “pick that up please” and fucking apparently I was like 😨😨😨 jsjsjsjsk love that n yes I did pick it up I don’t disobey my master 😉😋👍🏻

But we hanged around for ages and he heard all our weird ass convos and he was probably judging us hard n I love that <3

Apparently he also prefers German bread over English bread...

I’m trying to to cry 😥😓😥😓😥😥😓

I got a bad headache n this took me so long to write so F girlz x

[berrycobbler]

adhd christine canigula headcanons

i know she has is canonically but i’ve seen zero content mentioning it! so here we are (for @bmcgirlsweek​ day 3)

diagnosed with inattentive adhd at a young age and has been in behavioral therapy for years

theatre is her hyperfocus

previous hyperfocuses include: the sound of music, dinosaurs, harry potter, jazz, and the roman empire

changes what play/musical she’s hyperfocusing on every few months but has had theatre in general has her hyperfocus since freshman year

goes on tangents and forgets what she was originally talking about (”where was i? oh, right-”)

gotta bounce the leg

sometimes just,,, doesn’t hear/process someone talking (”i’m sorry jeremy. did you say something?”)

constantly has to be do something or else she gets way too bored; gets tired v easily as a result

S T I M M I N G

has millions of stim and fidget toys and is NOT afraid to use them

has a tiny fidget spinner that helps her focus in class

brooke and jeremy got her a necklace for mouth stimming! she loves it

literally so disorganized and messy, everyone’s afraid to enter her room, her binder has full side pockets and empty rings, she lost all her pencils by the second day of school so no she can’t lend you one sorry

WISHES she could be like brooke who literally cannot get anything done without hyperorganization (ft systems for everything, 2 bullet journals, 4 homework planners, a giant pencil case, and a separate binder for each subject) but don’t go to her for a pencil either, she can’t give you one or else everything will be In The Wrong Place

if anyone wanted to add on i would cry of happiness thx