#Obey me MC

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: When he used to kiss me for hours,

MC: but now he doesn't even bother to give me a small peck.

Barbatos: Oh dear.

Barbatos: *smiles* You should divorce him.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I can hear you two.

MC: That's the point.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: What do you want me to do?

MC: Exercise work-life balance and you won't see me get mad.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *sigh* Alright.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

(OM!) MC

- Voted most likely to get kidnapped by a serial killer and then have said serial killer develop stockholm syndrome

[anna-the-undertaker]

Y'all gone hate it here.

Diavolo and the boys have been turned human while in the human realm, cause unknown, and they just so happen to be in Florida with a southern MC who has to babysit while Barbatos and Lucifer search for a way to reverse it:

The boys holding a fruit they found: These look delicious!

They go to take a bite, but MC interrupts them: BOYS! Where did y'all get those?!

Startled, they nearly drop the fruits, turning to see an irritated MC.

Diavolo: What's wrong?

MC: Now, dadgummit, have y'all eaten them yet?

Mammon, confused: No...

MC: Throw them away right now.

Beel: But it smells really good...

MC: That is from a manchineel tree.

Belphie: And?

MC: That fruit is called a manzanilla de la muerte.

Levi: You speak spanish?

MC: I went to public school. I didn't have a choice.

Belphie: But what the hell does it mean?

MC: Uhh, "little apple of death." Boys, y'all are human for the moment, so the entire tree will kill you. It's the most dangerous tree on the planet.

Asmo: What?

MC: The fruit is toxic, the sap is toxic, the bark is toxic.

Satan: and their native to Florida?

MC, exasperated, hoping Barb and Luci will return soon: Yes. The sap is so poisonous that the smallest contact can cause horrible blisters. It can cause you to go blind, so can the smoke if you choose to burn the bark. You can't even stand under the dang tree while it rains in case the raindrops collect any sap on the way down.

Mammon: Well, why can't you just eradicate them?

MC: Oh, honey, their endangered! We protect 'em.

Levi: What? You protect a killer tree?

MC: Well, they fight beach erosion.

Satan: So what happens when there's a thunderstorm and you're beside this tree?

MC: You stand out in the storm I guess.

Diavolo: That doesn't sound safe at all.

MC: Oh, it ain't cause your close to lightning alley too.

Asmo: Excuse me? Lightning Alley?

MC: Mhmm. We see the highest frequency of cloud to ground lighting strikes more than any other area in the continent of the United states.

Satan: So you're telling us we have to choose between the reverse tree of life and electrocution?

MC: Oh, welcome to Florida, baby. I believe I told y'all before the Devildom is a vacation from this fine state. Y'all gone hate it here.

[4belphie]

the real reason beel fell from heaven

[l3viat8an]

MC: A baby’s laugh is literally the most adorable thing you’ll ever hear!

Belphie: Unless it’s 2 am….and you don’t have a baby…

MC:…

[the-la-mey]

Barbatos looked like a dad when he received the letter from MC.

[slutifer]

mc: how old are you?

Luke: over a millennium :)

mc: …

mc: then why are you so short??

Luke: :(

[devilishdelights]

based offa that one thing

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER HDD CH. 3 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | events | ch. 2 | ch. 4.1 | ch. 4.2

mc stop being the most important person ever: challenge impossible

damn is this how the boys acted before they got to the devildom the first time ??? i see why they love mc so much, especially lucifer. family is the most important thing to him, it's why he acts the way he does and it's why the celestial war happened in the first place. being clouded with this much tension as a family had to have been extremely emotionally strenuous for him, aside from the frustration that comes from rowdy younger siblings

and it was obviously just as bad for his little brothers. they couldnt understand why lucifer was pulling away from them so much. and caused trouble to get any kind of attention from him, to keep him from holing himself up in his room and drowning himself in paperwork

it probably especially hurt mammon to see lucifer like this. his big brother who wants afraid of anything suddenly afraid of addressing his own feelings and fears of his family falling apart

i would like to let it be known that i was not AT ALL being serious when i picked the "can't we talk it out" option...why are we talking to a clump of glass petals ??

why am i even questioning anything that happens in this game anymore ????

BYE THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS i love it here. not obey me pulling a spiderman no way home and acting like i wouldn't catch on

and mc asking "can't we just gang up on the bitch" has to be the FUNNIEST thing ever i love them 🫶🏽 just like me fr

mammon would literally never say that. not those words at least. he respects and looks up to lucifer way too much to that. and satan wouldn't say that. the old satan would say what mammon said if we're being honest...and the new him would find a more respectful and less snippy way to say it while still getting his point across

every almost negative vision is really just lucifer's nightmare. not having the love or care or mutual respect that families are built upon is like nit having a family at all. we already know how luci feels about family. like i get that it's supposed to be funny but when you think about it in context with the game's events, this is actually really sad ???

this is also SEVERELY ooc. like i'm not crazy right ??? mammon does not use his powers like that for something as petty as a lackluster insult, and satan would come up with a much better insult than that

all jokes aside, i couldn't ever see the boys acting like this. ever. under any circumstance. even early on in the 1st game, it wasn't this bad. they butted heads and were emotionally constipated, but they still acted like brothers

i feel like the flower is showing them the worst versions of themselves, not just the way things would be without mc. bc things were relatively ok without them before. they werent the best, but they survived and didn't kill each other for millenia before mc came into the picture

fighting back the urge to go on yet another big brother mammon tangent...fighting hard

...no way they used the power of friendship to fix the situation AGAIN

now i didn't trust or particularly care for raphael in the og game, but that's mainly bc of the way he was talked about by the characters well before his appearance and the fact that he seemed standoffish. i like this raphael, and i want more

but depending on where we are in the timeline and which timeline we're in, this could be michael

oh they big mad

satan being angry is a no brainer

but beel? he's the textbook definition of a gentle giant. a himbo if you will. he goes out of his way to be gentle with everyone and everything that comes his way because he knows his strength and how easy it is for him to overuse it on accident

baby don't play when it comes to his family. just like his big brothers

[hxneyydew222]

imagine mc is going around HoL just ironically singing karma by jojo siwa.

Mc: KARMAS A BITCH! I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER-

Lucifer: Mc! will you please stop singing that infuriating song.

Mc: IF I HAD A WISH, I WOULD HAVE NEVER EFFED AROUND

Satan: I hate to agree with Lucifer, but please stop.

Mc: *shrugs* WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER-

Belphie: Mc...I'm trying to sleep...

Mc: I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST..

Asmo: where is this song even from?

Beel: I'm not sure.

Mammon: Wherever it's from, it's catchy. maybe I should make a catchy song...I'd make bank.

Levi: then you could finally pay me back all the money you owe me.

Mammon: that's a great idea- *teleports out of the room*

Mc: KARMAS A BITTCCHHHH

The brothers: *all sighing*

[msrosemagic]

MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[caindiis]

just realized i never posted this here…. hm, gay people ⁉️🏳️‍🌈

[still-a-morosexual-help]

In the devilgrams Mephisto is by far the one MC gets the most chances to bully and I'm sorry but it never stops being funny meanwhile Mammon's become the one where it's rare to have a negative/dismissive/genuinely mean (and not just teasing) dialogue option

Babe he's fine. He's a demon. He's immortal. He just pricked himself with a needle, you're acting like he got stabbed in the kidney

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

MC, after a long day keeping the brothers in line: I'm too mentally unwell for this shit.

[deviljesterlamb]

Solomon, losing his memories and feelings for Jayce: I...I can't remember who you are...I'm sorry.

Jayce: :D *starts horribly break dancing in celebration*

Solomon: ...

Solomon: I don't know who you are but you've already captivated my heart...I love you. Marry me.

Jayce: ...GOD DAMN IT!

[captainai-47]

The Dragon’s Mate

CW‼️⚠️: Size Difference, FemDom! Mc x Sub! Lucifer