#MINOR KAI

[rosiehrs]

GUYS OK THE PICK-UP LINES WERE FUNNY BUT BROSKIES IM STILL A MINOOOORRRR IM A CHIIILLDDD PLS BE CAREFUL W WHAT YOU SAY TO ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[nighttimenothings]

hi! did you know that if your hand was in mine, i'd be tracing your knuckles and running my thumb over your fingers? did you know that?? and when i flip your hand over, i'd trace the lines on your palm and then press a kiss right in the middle? were you aware of that, perchance? if not, you do now!!

[cogneartive]

fuck my lawyers dawg

[tiredetective]

ace attorney log 4: franziska addition!! + more lovely ace attorney gals

(plus bonus phoenix and franziska badgering good old mister godot)

godot u little bitch

anyways

[eggtempest]

magic school besties 🥰

[blusandbirds]

cobra(t) kai

i guess the apple don't fall far from the tree / 'cause i've been looking at you so long, now i only see me

[ghostwrittenmadness]

there's two types of tinies with animals...

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Tfw you've been annoying your husband all day so he'll pay attention to you 😌🌸

Now excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor bc I'm never getting over the way he looks at you I'm weak 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[boneskullravenriver]

Me reading this ds9 book every time I recognize a character that is also in the show:

[3lectra-he4rt]

welcome to my ted talk! today i’ll be talking about how, in 2020 when (most) of the significant six (yes i invented their name for this post) got canon ages, adam was made out to be a pedophile, and how he was the “predator” (not even pedo predator, like hunting predator..) while kai was the “prey.” in so much of the fanart,…

[comparativetarot]

Nine of Wands. Art by Clara Kay, from the Moon Prism Tarot.

Resolve This card reminds you that the end is in sight, but there’s still more work left to do. The final challenge lies ahead of you and the Nine of Wands encourages you to keep moving forward, regardless of how battered you may feel because you have support. The inner senshi balance a lot between school, life, love, and saving the world. Despite their struggles they also have each other as they work through their individual conflicts and towards their goals. They can overcome everything, including a cram session and finals, together. Upright: The Nine of Wands assures you that you are strong and resilient. The end you are working towards can be achieved. Remember your support, allow them to help you as you move to the goal you seek. Rely on the people who care about you. Reversed: The Nine of Wands Reversed warns that you are struggling to reach that end goal due to feeling worn down. Perhaps you are overcome by doubt or refusing help due to pride or insecurity. Do you have too much on your plate? Is it time to delegate or ask for support?

[sunsetsandsunshine]

HIII!! I saw that requests are open soo i wanna make one LMAO

Could i request a lee!Lloyd and ler!Kai fic from lego ninjago? I think that Lloyd seeing Kai as his older brother is absolutely adorable and i need some content with them. No pressure tho! Please and ty!<3

~ 𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚢-𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚢, 𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚢 (𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊…) ~

❤️💚 𝙵𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 ❤️💚

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙴 𝙷𝙸 𝙽𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 💓💗💕💝!!! 𝚂𝙾 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚋𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙶𝙾 𝙵𝙸𝙲 👏🏾🥳🎉‼️ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑…𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜, 𝚠𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 🥲👍🏾. 𝙺𝚊𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛’𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚌 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙱𝚁𝙾!!! 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙽𝚈𝙰 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙶𝙱 𝚂𝙸𝙱𝚂⁉️⁉️⁉️ 𝙰𝙷𝙷𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙼𝙰𝙽— 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚙 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠…˚*• ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*＊·̩̩̥͙

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟹,𝟷𝟷𝟿

𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍 🐉💚

𝙻𝚎𝚛: 𝙺𝚊𝚒 🔥❤️

𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝— 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒�� 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚊𝚒 𝚒𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍…𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍.

(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙸𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝙸 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚌 🫶🏾! 

𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙸𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙶𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝟻‼️‼️‼️

𝚃𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚙𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚋𝚌 𝚠𝙴 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚅𝙴𝙳, 𝙼𝙰𝙽:

@skyloladoodles @ziipzeepzop-eez @sunny-117

@saturnzskyzz @an0ma1y-th3d0ma1y @luigiisawesome

@what-youd-expect @berrymilkwithsugar

＊*• ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙹𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚞𝚙, 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 🥸🫶🏾˚*•✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙

“Has anyone seen Lloyd come out of his room yet?” Kai asked as he finished styling his hair, walking into the kitchen where his siblings were eating breakfast. 

Call him a drama queen all you want, but he literally could not do a single thing unless his hair was completely styled for the morning.  

Which really just consisted of him putting ungodly amounts of hair gel on it to make it look spiky but shh…you didn’t hear that from me. 

“Nope.” Jay replied nonchalantly as he stuffed his face with the pancakes Zane happily cooked. Cole gagged internally at his brother’s absolutely grotesque way of eating, rolling his eyes and turning his attention to the real and ideal breakfast meal…

…Chocolate cake.

The Earth ninja snarfed down the delectable 'dessert' (you can eat cake anytime and anywhere— so is it really a dessert?) down his throat, making sure to leave no crumb left on the plate. 

Kai shivered at the two ninja’s…unique way of eating, sitting down next to Nya as he rested his cheek on his palm. “It’s…like, eight in the morning. Lloyd would usually be up by now...”

“It is currently nine in the morning.” Zane calmly corrected.

“My point still stands nonetheless!” The hothead shouted. 

“Maybe he just wants to sleep in.” The Lightning ninja suggested with a full mouth, “Remember how late we used to sleep in when we just started training to become ninja(s)?”

Nya huffed out a laugh, sipping her tea quietly, “Me and Master Wu would have to pour water on all of you guys just to wake you up…”

“Good times...” The freckled face teen remarked as he chugged his orange juice. The fire ninja cringed at the action, looking at his slightly older brother in complete disgust, “You are going to actually chokeif you keep eating and drinking like that...” The red cladded ninja commented. 

Jay rolled his eyes at the other’s remark, “Oh pleeease. The universe loves me way too much for that.”

“What universe are you referring to? Because it definitely isn’t this one.” The Water ninja giggled.

“Yeah…that sounded waaaaaay better in my head...” The Lightning ninja giggled back.

Cole and Kai shared an amused knowing glance at each other as they saw the two blue cladded ninja’s laughing with each other. The Ice ninja finished making the remainder of the pancakes, putting them onto a plate and putting said plate in the middle of the table.

“If you’re concerned about Lloyd’s irregular time in bed, perhaps you should maybe check up on him?” Zane suggested as he sat down at the table, giving the red themed ninja a soft smile. 

“Yeah…you’re right, man. I’ll be right back.” The spiky brown haired teen said as he got up from the table, shaking his head fondly as he heard a random fight between Cole and Jay start to break out. 

Now…you’re probably wondering why Kai is so worried in the first place since he isn’t known to be a huge worrywart. If he was being completely honest, that was usually Zane and Cole’s job. But you did not hear that from him. 

If there was anything Kai was best known for, it was probably being awesome, hot, brave…aaaand we’re getting off track here. But you see his point. 

It’s been a couple months since the whole…possession thing. And let’s just say the awesome, hot, and brave Kai everyone once knew and loved was on edge. 

If he could bring Morro back to life, kill him, bring him back to life and kill him again about a million times…he would definitely do so in a heartbeat. 

And in all honesty? During the months of recovery…it was honestly heartbreaking to let what happened settle in fully. Some parts of Kai still didn’t want to believe the events that had happened within the past few months had…well, happened. 

His little brother was possessed, forced to fight his family and friends, forced to fight the fucking fucker that possessed him and many more things Kai doesn’t even want to think about right now.

So…yeah. The red themed ninja was rightfully worried for his little brother. 

The amber eyed teen ran an anxious hand through his hair, exhaling loudly as he knocked on the closed door belonging to bedroom him and his sibling’s shared. 

No answer.

The red cladded teen knocked a tad bit louder the second time around but there was still no answer heard from the other side. The brown haired ninja opened the door slightly, peeking and looking around to find his little brother…fast asleep on his bed.

Kai snorted at the sight, his worry washing away as he sat on the edge of the youngest ninja’s bed, ruffling his hair ever so slightly, “Lloyd~! Wakey wakey, little bro!”

The blonde slowly turned his head to his big brother, his face morphing to any icy glare as the brunette tried to stifle a giggle at the sight. “Why do I have to see your face this early in the morning…?” Lloyd grumbled.

“Hey!” The amber eyed ninja squawked, “I’ll have you know seeing this bag of handsomeness any day is a blessing. You should feel lucky you get to see this beauty constantly.” 

“Ughhhh…why couldn’t you have come with Nya or something? That would’ve at least evened out the ugliness.” The youngest said, his small tired smile widening as he saw his brother’s clearly offended expression.  

“Okay…wow. My bad for coming in to check up on you.” The brunette exclaimed as he rested the back of his head on the Green ninja’s back. The hazel eyed teen groaned at the action, sinking deeper into his pillow.

“Dude, come onnnnn. Get out of bed, it’s time to start the day.“ The eldest said. 

“But it’s so earlyyyyyy…” The younger whined, sinking deeper into the blankets and stuffed animals he had on his bed. 

Kai raised a brow, “It’s nine in the morning.”

“Yeah! That’s early. Now let me get my oh-so precious beauty sleep. I need to recover from seeing your hideousness.” The blonde said sassily as he started to drift back to sleep.

Kai quickly shook his brother awake, not letting the kid in green pajamas visit the land of dreams quite yet. “Lloydie…I have no problem with you sleeping in, but at least get some breakfast in your system first.”

“Fuck breakfast.” The Green ninja murmured. 

The Fire ninja audibly gasped at the curse, trying his absolute best to not cry from proudness. 

That little green ball of snot was starting to act like him more and more everyday! 

…And Kai doesn’t know whether he should be happy about that or concerned for the near future.

“Wha— young man! We do not use such vulgar language in this household!” The hothead scolded, (even though he was very much proud).

“Who taught you to speak like that anyway?!” The elder huffed.

“Uh…you?” The youngest said blatantly.

“…I did?”

“Uh…yeah?”

The brunette rolled his eyes, crossing his arms, “Oh, whatever. Just don’t repeat those kinds of words in front of your Uncle, got it?”

“Mhm.” The younger said uninterested.

“But anyways…I want you to get up and eat. Come on. Up and at 'em.” The spiky haired teen said as he tried to lift the other up from the bed, but the younger stayed exactly where he was.

Kai groaned, getting up from the bed as he glared at his brother, “You can be really fucking stubborn when you want to be, y'know that?” 

“I get it from you.” Lloyd deadpanned as he closed his eyes to go back to sleep.

“That’s why it’s so annoying.” The spiky haired teen huffed, his eyes slightly widening as an idea popped into his head.

A very mean idea but an idea nonetheless. 

“Lloydie-loo~!!” The elder sang in a sweet-song voice…a voice the youngest knew far too well. The Green ninja opened his eyes once more, looking at the other skeptically. “What is it now?” The blondie asked. 

“If you don’t get up…I think a certain someone is gonna come and get you~!” The brunette grinned, “Do you know who that special certain someone is~?” 

The hazel eyed teen sighed at the question, personally not in the mood for guessing games but doing it for the sake of entertaining his older brother, “Uh…pfft— I dunno…? Zane maybe?”

“As much as I’d love to see Zane ramble about how having breakfast is a very vital start to your day…that’s not who I’m talking about.” The amber eyed teen snickered. 

“Master Wu?” Lloyd tried again.

“Nope!” The spiky haired ninja grinned, adding extra flair to the simple word by adding a pop sound to the 'p' at the end. 

“Alright…I’m at a loss. Who is coming to quote on quote 'get me?'” The blonde teenager asked, doing quotation marks with his fingers. The red themed ninja grinned evilly at the oh-so innocent question his brother asked, sitting on the edge of the bed again. “I’ll give you a hint. He’s a monster and his first name rhymes with pickle.”

The Green ninja’s eyes widened, “…you wouldn’t dare.”

“Wanna bet~?” Kai chuckled as he inched closer to the smaller teenager, wiggling his fingers teasingly. 

“Ihi’m gohonna kick yohou if you gehet ahany closer! I-Ihi’m seheherious!!!” The blondie giggly threatened which Kai couldn’t help but coo to. The fire ninja knew damn well his baby brother was a literal god and could beat him and the rest of their siblings up any day. But if you removed that true fact from the equation, the Green ninja was just a little kid at heart.

A very ticklish little kid at heart. 

The smaller teen internally screamed as his brother was inching closer and closer towards him. Without thinking, the blonde kicked his foot towards the other’s face, expecting a screech of pain from his big brother but was only met with a low and deeply terrifying chuckle.

The elder had effortlessly grabbed the kid’s ankle, smugly looking at his little brother, “Awe…is this for me~?” 

“N-Noho! Noho ihit’s not! Gihive meehee my foot b-bahack!” Lloyd giggled, trying to pull his ankle out of the other’s grip.

“But you literally just handed it to me!” The hothead snorted, trying his absolute best not to gush about his baby brother’s complete and utter adorableness. 

The older made dramatic groaning noises, holding the top of his head with his free hand, “Oh no! L-Lloyd! I think…I think I’m transforming…!” 

“N-Noho you’re not, yohohou bihig dork!”

“Yuh huh. Same thing happened last week.” Kai stated, doing weird and unusual cult-like movements with his head before landing his eyes on his brother; soft (yet petrified) hazel eyes meeting a determined amber. 

The younger broke eye contact, lying back on his bed as he covered his face with a pillow, giggling in anticipation. 

The figure in front of him that he just made eye contact with was not the big brother he knew and loved…

That was The Tickle Monster. And that fiend would not stop until he got what he wanted.

“Awe~! Are you hiding your face from me~?” The brunette grinned, using one finger to glide against Lloyd’s foot. The blonde squeaked at the mean yet soft sensation, his grip on the pillow tighteneing as he refused to laugh. 

He was not going to give The Tick— I mean…Kai that satisfaction. 

No way, José.

The fire ninja sat on the bed, pretending to hum in thought before he scratched his fingers alongside the other’s med arch. The youngest ninja let out a squawk, his plan about not laughing literally flyingout the window as loud squeals and giggles poured out of his mouth. 

“Oho~! That’s a good spot, huh~?” The spiky haired teen teased, clearly amused that his brother was able to cave in so soon. 

“N-NohOHO! N-NAHAT aha goohOOD spahat!” The hazel eyed ninja denied, shaking his head as he desperately tried to retreive his foot. “Ohhhh no you don’t, mister. You gave this to me, remember? No take-backsies.” 

“IHI DIHID nahAT gihive myhy foHOOT toohoo YOHOU!” Lloyd squealed, trying to kick his big brother with his free leg. Kai tutted in disaproval, releasing the green pajama wearing kid’s foot before sitting on his ankles, scribbling all over both of his feet. “Fine. Is this better?” The elder asked inocently.

The younger teen squealed, “Nahat beHEHETTER AHAT AHAHAHALL!!” 

“Not better~? Not even a liiiiittle bit~?” The other asked as he tickled underneath the blondie’s toes. “EEEHEE— squeak! NAHAHA! NAHAT BETTER!!”

The taller teenager chuckled, getting up from the kid’s ankles before sitting in his waist, digging his hands into Lloyd’s underarms. The hazel eyed ninja immediately shot his arms down at the action, hugging his middles and shaking his head back and forth whilst cackling like a mad man. 

In a result to all the movement, the pillow the blonde was once holding fell down to the floor, revealing the face of a very giggly Green ninja. 

“Awe~! There you are~! Hi, baby bro~!” The Fire ninja cooed, his smug smirk widening because he knew the smaller ninja well enough to know that he wanted to make a smart remark to Kai’s comment sooooo bad. 

But due to the current circumstances, the blonde knew it was in his best interest not to.

“K-KAHAHAI!” Lloyd whined through his laughs.

“Kai? Who’s Kai?” The spiky haired teen asked, turning his head to look around the room in search for this…'Kai' indivual. “IHIHAT’S— squeak! GEHET— squeak— oHO myhy gahASH! KAHAI!!!” Lloyd howled, laughing harder as the tickles in his underarms switched from scribbles to kneading in a matter of seconds. 

“I don’t know who this awesome, hot and brave Kai person is…but The Tickle Monster will make sure to tell you if he sees him.” The red cladded ninja mused. 

The green cladded teen squealed loudly, squirming as best he could in the position he was in as Kai just chuckled fondly at the action displaying below him, “Awe…is someone a squirmy wormy~? Does it tickle, Lloydie~?” 

“S-STAHAP!” 

“Stop~? Why should I stop, hm? Is it because you’re flustered~? Or is it because it tickles so much~? Or is it a combination of the two?” The brunette smugly teased, laughing softly as he saw a small blush appear on the other’s face. “JUhust geHET squeak YOHOUR hahands AHA— squeal OHOUT!” 

“But I caaaan’t!” Kai dramatically whined, “Your keeping them trapped with your big, stroooong muscles. Looks like those work-outs with Cole really came to use, huh?” Lloyd turned to his side, curling in on himself and letting out a soft snort as he continued to laugh to his hearts content. 

Kai cooed at him for probably the millionth time in an hour, trying not to tear up at the sight.

Why did his brother have to be so damn cute?!

“Why are you turning away from The Tickle Monster, Lloydie~?”

“STAHAP CAHAHALLING YOURSELF TH-THAHAT!”

“Stop calling myself what, Greenie? I’m just stating a fact.” Kai mused, poking his younger brother’s sides repetitively, “I like stating facts. For example…here’s a fact! You’re veryyyyy tickle tickle ticklish.” The brunette smiled as he gave the blonde a small kiss on the forehead (A platonic kiss. A PLATONIC KISS), ceasing his tickle attack for just a moment or two. 

The hazel eyed teen let out a small squeal at the kiss, crossing his arms as he looked to the side, “Cahan squeak yohou gehehet squeak ohoff squeal meehee now?”

The red themed ninja only shook his head, crossing his arms disapprovingly, “But Lloydie-loo! I’m not done quite yet! The Tickle Monster is hungry…!” He whined. 

The younger raised a brow in confusion, “Dihidn’t you juhust cohome frohom breakfast?”  

“But I’m not hungry for breakfast…I’m hungry for dessert~!” The taller teen grinned, gently grabbing the youngest ninja’s wrists and pinning them on top of his head. The blondie’s eyed widened as big as saucers, twisting and turning like a Fun-sized Twizzler. 

“Kahai— KaHAHAI!! NONONOHO— squeak DON’T YOU DAHARE IHI WIHILL EHEND YOHOU!!!” Lloyd screamed, immediatley trying to get off of the bed. 

As the younger kicked, protested and yelled, he soon came to realize he was trying to bargain with Kai. 

Once the Fire ninja had his mind set on something…it would literally take God himself to make him change his mind.

The amber eyed teen blew the most freaking ticklish raspberry Lloyd had ever felt right on his stomach, making the youngest scream in laughter, happy tears blurring his vision as he weakly squirmed in the hold.

“Ommmm nom nom nom~!” Kai teased as he switched from raspberries to nibbles.

“STAHAP! STAHAP squeak STAHAP STAHAP!!! YOHOU FREHEAKING— hic NAHAH!! NOHO hic NOHOISES!!” The Green ninja cackled loudly, his legs practically bouncing on the mattress due to how much he was squirming. The younger teen was absolutely losing his mind, just being able to lay on his bed and laugh his little heart out.

“But The Tickle Monster is hungry, little bro! And your tummy seems like an excellent feast, don’t you think?”

“NOHO— hic NAHAHA!! I CAHAN’T! I CAHAN’T squeal KAHAI squeal STAHAP IHIT!!” The blondie cried.

“You can’t what~?” The elder snorted in amusement. 

“I-IHIT squeal TIHIHICKLES!!!”

“If you can’t handle being tickled, you shouldn’t be so damn ticklish then.” The spiky haired ninja said simply, blowing another raspberry where Lloyd’s side met his lowest rib.

The smallest ninja threw his head back, his squeals, squeaks and laughs being so loud and high-pitched it could shatter actual glass. “AAAHAHA— squeak O-OKAHAHAY! OKAHAHAHAY! AHALRIGHT! IHI’M squeal UHUP! IHI’M hic UHUP!!!”

“So…does that mean you’re gonna come eat breakfast with me and the rest of our siblings~?” Kai giggled.

“Y-YAHA— snrk YEHES YEHEHES hic JUHUST squeal PLEHEASE!!!” The hazel eyed ninja squawked. The red cladded ninja stopped his tickling onslaught targeted towards his brother, lying down next to him as the blonde caught his breath.

The Green ninja wiped happy tears from his eyes due to being in complete hysterics not even a couple seconds ago. The smaller teen attempted glaring at his older brother, but found it so fucking hard to do due (haha do due…) to the fact Kai was smiling at him so…fondly.  

“Yohou’re ohohofficially thehe wohorst bihig brohother ever…” Lloyd grumbled as be crossed his arms playfully over his chest. 

“Psh— you know you love me, bud.” The brunette smiled, getting off of the bed as the blonde followed. “Alright. Come on, you little shit...let’s get some breakfast down your throat before the others make a search party for us.” Kai chuckled, ruffling Lloyd’s hair as the younger giggled, both of them walking out of the shared bedroom and into the hallway, towards the kitchen. 

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(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)

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The question: What attribute do you give Patchouli when her thing is manipulating all the elements?

The answer: Give her all of them, then.

Also Yuuto and the Support Koakuma are here.

(To clarify, every Gremoire evolves into Origamage, except for the ice one, which evolves into Astronomage. Origamage variants below.)

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"what can get you banned in minecraft?"

Lenay:

[lemonmaggot]

Beneath The Deep Blue

Summary: While on the Hydro Bounty, Nya slips away from her overbearing mother, only to discover her younger teammate searching desperately for a gift she gave him many years ago.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61781623

Fic Below the cut (4,001 words)

“Stupid Mom,” Nya grumbled as she stomped her way across the submarine. The sounds of her footsteps rattled the metal floors, warning anyone close by of her anger. Everyone knew to avoid Nya when she was upset. At the moment, it seemed best not to see her again until they reached land and she was finally released from the closed space with her mom. “I can clean my own stupid clothes.” Nya kicked open the door to the sleeping chambers and threw the pile of clean laundry onto her bed. It was hard enough to convince her mom that she could put her own clothes away. She had already done enough by washing and folding everything. It wasn’t until Nya lied and claimed she had a very specific way of organizing her clothing in her drawers that her mother finally stepped down.

Although it seemed someone else was likewise unhappy with the way Maya had organized his clothing. Lloyd kneeled before his drawers, having pulled both drawers all the way out of their pockets. Maya had already cleaned the entirety of the sleeping quarters, but if Nya didn’t know any better, she’d think the area hadn’t been touched at all. Lloyd had pulled out nearly every article of clothing from his drawers and thrown them haphazardly. It looked like a clothing bomb had gone off, Lloyd being the epicenter. He muttered something to himself and shuffled through the clothes again, picking up and dropping the same shirt that he had messed with at least five times since Nya had entered the room.

He seemed to be in his own little world, and frankly, Nya didn’t have the patience to deal with it at the moment. She shook her head lightly at the boy and turned her attention back to her own clothing. Nya tugged open her drawer and tossed the folded laundry into the empty space. Her original plan was to throw it in all at once. Hopefully, her mother would not check if Nya truly did have a specific system for organizing her clothes. Unfortunately, she had to notice that one of the blues did not match the other. She held up the odd blue hoodie to the light. Upon the closer examination, she huffed and tossed the hoodie onto Jay’s bed. It’s not that difficult! Jay wore a darker blue than her! Jay wore azure blue, and she wore cyan blue. Huge difference. This is exactly why she couldn’t trust her mom to do her laundry. It was easier if she did it all herself. The fact that she and Jay often got their clothes confused by themselves was not important. It especially didn’t help that the two liked to take each other’s hoodies for comfort, mixing up their closest even more. There are a few shirts that, at this point, Nya can’t remember if it was originally hers or Jay’s.

Nya turned her head as she heard Lloyd grumble and stand to his feet. He walked behind her and left the room, not acknowledging her at all. Strange. Lloyd was never one to ignore someone. Not that Nya cared too much at the moment. She continued to toss down the neatly folded laundry down into her drawers one by one. She found another article of clothing which was not hers, this time a vivid sky blue shirt, this one belonging to Zane. Nya realized there was a lot of blue amongst their team. Perhaps it wasn’t her mother’s fault for getting all the clothes confused.

Lloyd returned to the sleeping chambers, his hands held together to his chest. One thumb rubbed against the other, the soothing friction rubbing the skin raw and red. Lloyd sat back down amongst his pile of clothing. Again, he picked up each piece of clothing and checked it over again and again before setting it back down from where it last lay. Lloyd frowned and furrowed his eyebrows once he had inspected each article of clothing for what must have been the fifth time. Now he was going for a sixth.

Nya finally reached the bottom of her pile and tilted her head at the last item. A red hoodie? How did Kai’s clothing get on board? He was safely back at home at the monastery with Cole, Wu, and Ray. His clothing should have never gotten even close to the Hydro Bounty. Nya picked up the hoodie and shook it, opening it up and ruining her mother’s careful folding. Ah, scratch that. How did one of her old hoodies get on board? Nya tilted her head, examining the golden phoenix symbol across the front. She hadn’t seen this old thing in years. Where had it been? She held up the sleeves, seeing the old holes patched with green fabric. The water ninja ran her fingers over the stitching. The patches were handmade, attached with a loop stitch. Someone neatly made each loop, but the lines seemed to curve back and forth unintentionally. Done by someone who, knowing the correct methods, lacked the patience to execute it neatly. Of course, that meant Kai. He’d always patched their clothes when the two were younger. It was something their mother had taught him before their disappearance. However, Nya recalled him patching this hoodie previously, but Nya would have never chosen a green fabric. She always liked to patch her clothes with blue, her favorite color. The anger racing through her heart ebbed away as she recalled Kai searching far and wide for any fabric that suited her taste.

Lifting the other arm of the maroon hoodie, she found another patch, this time blue. The stitching on this one was far messier, the threads beginning to wear out again. It was an old fix, Nya recalled when she begged Kai to fix this hole. She must have been about fourteen. It was her favorite hoodie to wear to sleep, and she wasn’t ready to give it up at that point. When had she given it up?

Seven times. Lloyd searched through his small amount of belongings seven times now to find it. He swore he brought it onto the submarine. It was his favorite hoodie. The depths of the ocean chilled his bones, with no sunlight to keep them warm. They equipped the submarine with a heater, but kept it on low to conserve energy. Normally, that would be fine. That would be if he could find something to warm himself up with. Lloyd brought his thumb up to his mouth and bit at the nail. Perhaps he missed it in the laundry room? Maya had finished all the laundry, so if it wasn’t in their bedroom, it was with the rest of the laundry that had yet to be put away. Lloyd rose to his feet, ready to rifle through all the clean clothes again. He’d feel guilty about messing up the neat piles, but Lloyd needed that hoodie more than he needed to be polite.

Lloyd gasped as he finally noticed Nya and froze in place. “Oh! You have it,” Lloyd stated simply. He glanced at the mess he’d made of his drawers and frowned. All that frantic searching and he could’ve just asked the original owner of the hoodie if she knew where it was. Lloyd kicked his clothes off the floor and onto his bed. He’d fold and put them away again later. That was if Maya didn’t beat him to it. Lloyd thought he was fast and sneaky, but that woman was on a whole new level. He supposes that’s how having decades of training versus his years of training compared.

“Huh?” Nya furrowed her eyebrows at Lloyd and glanced between him and the old hoodie. After a few seconds, and focusing on the green patches, it finally clicked. “I forgot about this old thing. You still wear it?”

“Of course I do! It means a lot to me.” How much it meant to him went unsaid. Nya could extrapolate what he meant.

Lloyd didn’t like to think about that day. The day his world changed and his childhood suddenly ended. It was his decision for the greater good. Still, sometimes he was upset by it. Especially later that night, while dressing for bed. Every shirt he had, even those that swallowed him before, now stretched taut against his now broad shoulders. Long shirts became crop tops. Pants now could no longer reach up past his knees. Wu promised that in the morning they could get him new clothes that fit his now teenage body. For the night, Kai loaned him a red muscle-tee and Zane loaned some white sweatpants.The gesture was sweet and needed. Yet as the team said goodnight to each other, Nya noticed a longing in Lloyd’s eyes.

“Lloyd,” Nya said, gaining the child’s attention. “Come here.” She motioned her hand and walked down the hallway of the bounty, down towards her room.

Lloyd hesitated and looked back to his room, his new room that he shared with the boys. Previously, he had shared his room with his uncle, but now that he was ‘grown’, Wu had decided it was time for him to join the other four. He could hear the ninja laughing and joking with each other. They were much louder than Wu was at bedtime. Lloyd was going to miss the quiet and peace. Lloyd followed the samurai down the hall and to her room.

“I know you liked your skeleton hoodie,” Nya began. “I can tell you miss it.”

“It’s fine, I don’t need it anymore,” Lloyd quickly defended. It was fine. This was his choice. He didn’t like being a kid anyway.

Nya raised an eyebrow at him and placed a hand on her hip. “Uh-huh? Is that why you keep hugging yourself?”

Lloyd glanced down at his torso, seeing it wrapped by his bare arms. His face pinked and Lloyd shot his hands down to his sides, hating how immediately he felt exposed once again. “I’m not hugging myself! I’m crossing my arms!” Lloyd huffed, his voice cracking. He cringed at the sound, not used to his voice suddenly being so much deeper.

Nya laughed and shook her head. It was a light, playful laugh. Not something mean. Lloyd knew she wasn’t laughing at him, and he felt relaxed at the friendly sound. “Whatever you say. But I can tell you need something. You don’t seem like the muscle shirt kind of guy.” Nya turned around for a second and picked up a pile of various items, varying from bright reds to maroons and finally some blues. The samurai held up the first item from the pile, a red sweatshirt, to Lloyd’s body. She held it there for a second before tossing it to the side with a shake of her head. “Too long.” Lloyd tilted his head and watched where the sweatshirt landed on the door of her wardrobe. When he looked back, a long-sleeved shirt was held up to him, similar to the previous item. “Hm. I think that’s too short. Doesn’t fit me either.” The shirt was similarly tossed to the side. Now a blue hoodie hung in front of him. “I think-” Nya began with a smile that fell as she held it closer to Lloyd, pressing it against his shoulders. “Wait, no. Ugh, your shoulders are too broad for this one.”

“What are you doing?” Lloyd finally questioned as he watched her throw away the last item from the pile she had picked up.

“Trying to find something that will fit you,” Nya answered with a shrug. “I have some old clothes I don’t wear much anymore, and I figured that you could use them more than I do. Plus, my clothes should fit you better than the boy’s.” The samurai motioned to Lloyd’s current outfit, where Kai’s shirt reached his thighs and Zane’s pants pooled around his ankles. Grown enough that his old clothes didn’t fit, but not quite old enough that he was the same height as the other ninja. It was certainly odd to see Nya at this angle. He had gotten so used to looking up at her. He still had to look up to the others, but now he stood at the same height as the samurai.

Nya opened her wardrobe the rest of the way and shifted through the outfits inside. She hummed in a displeased tone. She owned fewer clothes that she could give to Lloyd than she thought. Nya frowned. She hadn’t meant to get Lloyd’s hopes up. Perhaps giving him the too large sweatshirt was the right move. It was better than nothing, or any clothing that the others could give him. She turned to give Lloyd the bad news but paused as her mirror caught her attention. She was similarly ready for bed, wearing her favorite hoodie. A maroon hoodie, which bore a phoenix symbol on the front. She had just gotten it back from Kai, who took forever attaching the blue patch to the right elbow where she had worn through the fabric. She glanced between her reflection and Lloyd. The hoodie fit her torso perfectly but was larger on the shoulders. Nya slipped off the hoodie and held it up to Lloyd’s body, just as she had done with the old clothes she did not care about. She took more care with it this time, checking the sleeves against his arms. “Perfect.”

“Huh? What do you mean?”

“This’ll fit you perfectly,” Nya explained, pushing her beloved hoodie into Lloyd’s hands.

“But…” Lloyd hesitated and then pushed it back into the giver’s hands. “I can’t. I see you wear it all the time. It’s your favorite.”

“It is, so you better take good care of it.”

Lloyd shook his head and stepped back from the samurai so she couldn’t force it upon him. “It’s fine, Nya. I don’t need a hoodie that bad. I’ll be fine without it. Tomorrow I’ll get a new one-”

Nya shook her head and interrupted the green ninja. “Nope. Arms up.”

“Nya-”

“Arms. Now.”

Lloyd sighed and held out his arms, knowing Nya was too stubborn to argue with. Nya slid the arms of the hoodie over Lloyd’s arms and pulled the rest over his head. She tugged it down, adjusting the fabric to sit just right. She grinned and nodded her head. “Looks great!” Nya grabbed his elbow and turned Lloyd to face the mirror. “It fits you perfectly.”

Lloyd felt all the tension in his shoulders that he had not even noticed melt away. The hoodie was soft and warm. It carried enough weight to hold a soothing presence but did not restrict movement. Lloyd could tell why this was Nya’s favorite. It was perfect in every way. The type of item that you find once in a lifetime and hold on to until it’s nothing but strings. Lloyd lifted his hands to his chest, his thumbs finding each other and rubbing nervously. It was nice and smelt like home. He didn’t want to take it off, but he felt guilty. He couldn’t take this.

As Lloyd opened his mouth to once again deny the gift, Nya gently placed her hand on his, separating his worried thumbs. “Keep it. It’s yours now, lil’ bro.”

Lloyd’s lips tightened into a thin line and he looked at Nya who stood behind him in the mirror. She smiled encouragingly at him. ‘Lil’ bro’ rang through his ears. Was he her little brother now? Was this what siblings did for each other? Lloyd never had much of a family, much less any siblings. He still struggled to understand why the team was so nice to him. No one had ever treated him like this before, with so much genuine kindness. When he looked into Nya’s eyes, they held no deceit. This was not a rug pull. She would not lure him into this sense of peace just to pull the hoodie off of him and laugh at his vulnerability. Was this what it was like? To have a family? He supposes it was. He saw the way Kai and Nya cared for each other. Sure, they fought sometimes, but at the end of the day, they were always friends again. Perhaps that is why Nya found it so easy to forgive Lloyd for being a brat when he was younger, or rather, a few weeks ago. She already knew how to love and tolerate one brother. What was one more?

Finally, the edges of Lloyd’s lips curled up into a smile. “Thank you, Nya.” Lloyd turned around and pulled the other into a tight hug.

“Of course. I’m always here for you, Lloyd.” Nya wrapped her arms around his waist and hugged him back just as tight. She let him hug her for as long as he needed, only loosening her arms once he was ready and pulled away by himself. “Now get some sleep. You definitely need it after today.”

Lloyd nodded his head and turned to leave, pausing in her door frame. “Goodnight… Sis.”

-

Now Nya chuckled and held up the hoodie. “Arms.”

Just like before, now with no arguing, he held out his arms and let Nya slip the hoodie over his body. He sighed in relief, finally feeling the soft fabric against his cold body again. He opened his eyes, meeting Nya’s face, who rather than smiling like last time, now frowned. “It’s too small,” Nya commented, running her fingers over Lloyd’s exposed wrists.

Lloyd shrugged his shoulders. “It’s still just as comfy.”

Nya shook her head and opened her drawer again. “Take it off.” From her clothing, she pulled out a cyan blue hoodie with embroidered waves in white stitching.

“I’m not taking your favorite hoodie again,” Lloyd stated firmly as he saw what she pulled out. He knew where this was going. “This one is still fine! I can just ask Kai to lengthen the sleeves when we get back. I’m sure he can think of some way to do it.”

Nya shook her head. “Nope. You need a new hoodie. I can tell that Kai just repaired that one, and there’s already another hole forming,” the water ninja pointed out, sticking her finger into the hole in the shoulder stitching.

“It’s fine,” Lloyd continued to insist. “Kai can fix that too.”

Nya shook her head and rolled her eyes. “Well, Kai isn’t available to fix it right now. So how about you wear this one, at least until he can?” The suggestion was a trap. She was already planning on refusing to take it back. It was Lloyd’s now. “C’mon, you look like you’re freezing in that.”

Lloyd narrowed his eyes at her. He wasn’t that gullible, and he knew Nya too well. Although she was right, the short length and many holes let in the cold air. So maybe taking her hoodie until they reached the surface wouldn’t be too bad. He would just have to somehow manage to be more stubborn than Nya when trying to return the hoodie. “Fine,” Lloyd relented, pulling off the old hoodie and tossing it onto his bed. He held out his arms and once again, Nya helped him pull on the hoodie. This one did not fit as perfectly as the original hoodie once had. His big sister was now bigger than him once more, having grown much more than Lloyd had over the last few years. Even as the hoodie swallowed him in the fabric, he felt just as comforted as he had previously. Lloyd hummed happily and wrapped his arms around himself, reveling in the feeling of the soft fabric. Nya seemed to have a knack for finding all the best clothing. Now Lloyd saw why she didn’t let Jay borrow this one from her. The lightning ninja would never give it back if he knew just how comfortable it was.

Nya smiled fondly at him and sat down on her bed. She would give up any hoodie, no matter how nice, if it meant her little brother would smile like he did now.

“How come you aren’t cold right now?” Lloyd questioned.

Nya shrugged and fell back against her pillow. “I think it has to do with my element.” She closed her eyes and as she let her mind empty, she could feel the rock of the waves thousands of miles above them and the swish of fins in the nearby water. She reached her hand into the air, where she felt the coolness of the ocean swirl around her. “Feels nice, being surrounded by this much water. It doesn’t feel cold to me.” Sighing softly, it felt like the cool water rushed through her veins. She enjoyed the feeling for a few moments longer before something digging into the back of her head bugged her. She opened her eyes and reached underneath her hair, pulling out the mint Maya had left on each of their beds. Nya rolled her eyes and pulled her arm back, ready to chuck it into the trash can in the corner of the room.

Lloyd’s eye tracked the pillow mint, causing Nya to pause her actions. She softened again and changed her direction, instead tossing it to Lloyd, who happily caught it. He popped the mint into his mouth with a grin.

“You’re such a dork,” Nya chuckled, relaxing her head against the pillow once more now that it was free of the offending mint.

“And yet you still hang out with me.”

“Never said I didn’t care about you,” Nya hummed and held out her arms. She saw the way Lloyd looked down at her expectantly. It was her fault. She was the one who initiated all the hugs when he was a child, causing him to grow into a physically affectionate person. Now she had to deal with the beast she had created, who always wanted hugs. Lloyd grinned at the invitation and quickly crawled into Nya’s arms, laying beside her and resting his face on her shoulder. “Unfortunately, I’ve got to care about my siblings even when you’re weird.”

“Unfortunately?” Lloyd laughed. “It’s your fault for deciding that I’m your brother. We could’ve just been friends. You didn’t have to all but adopt me.”

Nya hummed as she thought about it. “You’ve got me there. But really, Kai did it first. So we can blame him.”

“Hmm, actually, you started acting like my sister first,” Lloyd corrected. “You did take care of me while I was too young for ninja business.”

“Yeah, and then I still left you alone half of the time to be Samurai X.”

“Never said you were good at it,” Lloyd teased, grinning mischievously at the water ninja.

Nya playfully glared down at Lloyd. “You little-” Nya formed her hand into a fist and rubbed it against the top of Lloyd’s hair.

“Hey!” Lloyd cried with a laugh as he shrunk into the hoodie, trying to avoid her noogies. He pulled the hood over the top of his head, softening the grinding of her knuckles against his skull. “You’re still my favorite sister, at least!”

“I’m your only sister!”

Lloyd giggled inside the hoodie until Nya decided he had received enough noogies for now and finally relented. It took a second after she stopped for him to poke his head out from the depths of the hoodie again, still grinning as he stuck out his tongue at her.

Nya shook her head and rolled her eyes at him, although her actions held no true displeasure. She loved Lloyd too much to be upset with him, even when he acted childishly again while within the safety of her arms. She knew he rarely got to act young, despite being the youngest on the team. So if he felt safe enough to let go of his stress and leading role, if only momentarily, she wouldn’t stop him from relaxing around her. She would always be there to help Lloyd feel safe and sound.

(Bonus art for making it to the end)