#MWUAH MWAH MWUAH

[ughgoaway]

I’m just going to list all the quotes that REALLY- really affected me in ways I cannot explain. And of course I’ll provide commentary with every line bc I’m just like that.

“I don't wanna think any more, please use me” Like this???? I’m freaking out yes baby I’ll do ANYTHING you want omg omg omg omg omg

“fuck. I love you, I love you, iloveyou, iloveyou, iloveyou.”I’m a softie what can I say I just- oh my god I need him so bad

“Oh fuck. My girl. No one else has ever fucked you like this, have they? Corrupting my beautiful angel, shit- gonna become a slut for me huh? My fucking slut” MY FUCKING SLUT?????? SORRY I DIED I PASSED AWAY

“Of course my sweet girl, how about you let me fuck that pretty little mouth hmm? Dont wanna confuse you with too many instructions, too dumb to understand. so just sit there with that perfectly wet mouth open and fucking take it” I do not think you understand how much dumbification affects me like. Oh my gosh oh my gosh. Just getting so stupid all because of him. Needed him to explain everything over and over again bc you’re so dumb you just don’t understand! IM DROOLING I CANT DO THIS

Tears build in mattys lashline as he looks at you with pleading eyes, “No no no, im so sorry. Please let me cum. I'll do anything, please.” HIM. HIM DESPERATE AND WEEPY. HE WANTS YOU SO BAD AND AND AND HE’LL DO ANYTHING. HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT BEING SUBBY WITH YOU OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE

He's unflinching as he pounds into you, “Yeah fucking take it. Take. My. Cock.” each word is punctuated with a deep thrust that has you crying out No I think about this a lot like. Him being SO rough. Not to the point it’s not pleasurable but. It’s enough you literally won’t be able to walk right. You’ll be bruised… oh my gosh I need

“Just one more time, okay? Cum once more for me baby” he asks, pressing the toy harder against you and smiling at your kicking legs. ITS THE BABY PART THAT GOT ME HERE. LIKE. oh my gosh he just wants to watch you cum over and over and over again bc you look so pretty and and and. He’s just ravishing in it bc it’s so much different when he’s not distracted by his own pleasure so he’s just completely focused on you and it’s so fucking hot for him to watch you come undone over and over again.

“Oh fucking hell, that's it, angel. Keep fucking cumming, shit you're so hot. Oh my god” SAME THOUGHTS AS ABOVE HE JUST THINKS YOUR SO HOT HE WANTS THE PICTURE OF YOU TATTOOED ON HIS EYELIDS FOR THE REST OF TIME

OLIVE I AM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH YOU THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY/AMAZING ASK TO RECIEVE?????

like what did I do to get commentary and quotes from your fav parts?!?!? I'm blushinggggg ohmygodddd

like I literally don't have anything else to say other than I LOVE YOU AND THIS IS SO SWEET.

olive is the only reason I attempted to write smut again bc her horny thoughts were just off the charts...

also YES TO DUMBIFICATION OHMYGODDDDD one of my FAVS!!!! we need more matty x dumbification content on here ASAPPPPPPP

[save-the-villainous-cat]

tell ham I said hi :)

Sleepy boyyyyy

UGH I LOVE MY LIL BABIES THEYRE SO PERFECT!!!!

[welcometogrouchland]

Beautiful women named hearing damage are reverberating in my skull rn <3

[seelestia]

ODELIAAAA came by to say hi!! hope you’re doing well & taking care of yourself 🫶🏼 wishin’ you the absolute best!!! 💌

XANNY hi hiii !!! i'm doing good, got some things to take care of but i'll pull thru soon enough ૮ ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ა i hope ur doing well too! i saw ur boothill pulls and YAYYY i'm sure he will be safe & sound (and spoiled like a princess /lh) in ur care :3c

[brizie-doodles]

THE WAY YOU DRAW LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IS MY FAVOURITE DESIGN EVER- ITS SO PERFECT!! If you draw him more I’d sob-

Thank you sm! I'll probably draw him again when the mood strikes me again :)! I offer this for now tho.

[2truehearts]

gnnn

[thecryptidwizard]

part 2 of team doodles!!

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

BAM TOM JUMP SCARE

hehe this was fun to work on! hope you like it ^^

UWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH JAAAAYYYYYY OMGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

the best jumpscare I could ask for UGHHH LOVE YOUR DESIGN OF HIM ITS SO HEHERHEEEE YESSSS i love his eyebrows so much skaifndisbdise (wails) the COLORS ARE SO PRETTY WEHEHEBDJSS

tYSM FOR SHARING FFOOUHHJHGH I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HIM UGH 🥺💚😭

[dreamiara]

Tucks you into bed and kisses you on the forehead

thank you i am much better now ♡

[haerius]

UR THEME IS SO CUTE AND SOFT IM CRYINGG

GIVING U A SMALL SMOOCH ON THE FOREHEAD THAMK YOUUU <333

[save-the-villainous-cat]

hellooo!

i was just wondering maybe, if you could write about a drunk supervillain confessing everything abt his feelings for superhero to his secretary or henchman, not knowing that they are actually superhero going undercover and superhero’s just contemplating whether they should still go on with their plan to arrest and “betray him” or confess the truth?? cause they like him too?

I love your work so much! Your blog inspires me to start writing more!

Thank you! thank you!!🙏

hope u have a great day ahead!🫶

“Mmm…” The villain closed their eyes for a second and the hero already suspected some drunken tiredness to come over them, leaving the hero to drag them back to the car.

“I think that was quite a lot, no?” The hero grabbed the glass — still halfway filled with some vodka and cola mixture — and pulled it to their side of the table. Far away so the villain couldn’t reach it.

“God, they’re so annoying, y’know?” the villain looked at the hero again and some suspicious part of their brain wondered if the villain was toying with them.

What if they had figured out that the hero wasn’t actually their secretary? What if this was their way of saying “gotcha” and shoot them in the head?

“Totally, but you’ve been saying that quite a lot this evening. You can’t let your enemy get to you like that,” the hero said. It was funny that those words actually came out of their mouth. They were the one who was obsessed enough to go undercover, after all.

“Yeahhh, I know…” The villain drew some invisible lines into the table with their index finger.

The bar was pretty full for a work day but the hero was thankful for it. That way, no one was paying any attention to them.

The villain smiled softly. “I talk a lot about them, right?”

Although the hero wasn’t drunk, their face felt quite hot.

“Uhm, I suppose.” Once again, the villain smiled dreamily and the hero didn’t exactly know where this was going. They had a feeling but…

“One time…they were nice to me one time.” The villain paused. “I was injured and the hero helped me.”

“That is very nice,” the hero agreed. They remembered the moment a little too well. The villain had been in a pretty bad shape. Buried under a lot of rubble, several broken bones, many injured muscles…The hero had never even thought of another outcome. All they had wanted was the villain’s survival.

“The way they look at me sometimes…I don’t…I can’t deal with it.” The villain leaned back, searched for their drink, got distracted and tapped with their fingers on the table again. They were funny when they were drunk and still, very different from that rather silent leader which they were at work.

“What do you mean?”

“I don’t know,” the villain answered, grinning. “I used to hate them. Like, really hate them. I think I was scared of them.”

“Scared? You? You’re so much stronger than them.” That was the truth. And the hero was certain this was some foul game at play.

“They’re smarter than me.”

“I don’t think so,” the hero answered.

“They intimidated me because they challenged me.” The villain bit their lip. “They made me think about my own goals and what I want to be.”

“They challenged your ideals,” the hero concluded. But the villain only shrugged.

“I wanted to get rid of them because of that but they’re very sweet, I fear.” They looked at the hero and their next smile looked rather sad. “But no one could ever love a person like me, isn’t that so? The blood on my hands will never dry.”

Oh god, the hero didn’t know how to answer. Their face was burning because, in fact, they hadn’t been quite sure about their own feelings. Was it a crush? Simple interest? A work thing?

The hero didn’t know what they were feeling and they didn’t know how to keep their cover now.

“Uhm…” They swallowed. “I think there are a lot of things about you which are admirable.”

“I don’t think I’m allowed to date my enemy.” Oh. “And I don’t think I would ask them. Too shy.”

The hero stared at them.

They needed another plan.

[finnies-blog]

everybody loves me and the people that don’t are irrelevant 

[afallencreator]

Transgender people are cool 👍

[seelestia]

LIAAAAAAAA HI HELLO IM SORRY I DISAPPEARED AFTER LIKE A YEAR LIFE GOT BUSY WITH BEING AN ART MAJOR IM IN COLLEGE NOW AND IM ALREADY DYING BUT YEAH I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND STUFF- oh yeah, it's ly! i go by vi now hehe (and i made a blog but idk how often i'll use it ehehhe) ~Lycoris

OH MY GOSH??? inhaling so hard rn just to say welcome back!!! you're always welcome here wherever and whenever <3 i did think of you from time to time, so you can imagine how happy i am to know you're doing well aaaaaa. majoring in art sounds cool and fits you so well 🤭 hang in there!!! truly, when will life ever go easy on us all. deflates like a balloon on the floor /lh but most importantly, welcome back!! so glad to have you back 🫂

[nayomi247]

I cant believe like... no one in the fandom has done a post like this yet that I can find?? It seems like a staple, and Im sending it here cause your wonderful and need more requests mwuah (´ з `)

What do you think would be some of the Hazbin Crew's ideal s/o? Like, what would attract them/get their attention initially, what they would need in a longtime partner, that type of thing! I would LOVE if you did Lucifer, Alastor, and Vox (my BOYS *sobs*) but feel free to do anyone and everyone you want to!

Their Ideal S/O

A/N: Thank you for this lovely request mwah😙 Also I sprinkled in other hcs to that I thought of while writing this

Pairing: Lucifer/Reader, Alastor/Reader, & Vox/Reader

Work under the cut🤞🏻

I feel like this man would love a clingy lover. Please always hold his hand. Sit on his lap while he does his work. Cuddle him to sleep at night. He LOVES physical touch.

Lucifer:

He'd also want a person he can spoil. He wants you to know he cares. He shows this by gift giving; (another one of his love languages) anything in his power is yours for the asking, you just name it!

As for looks, he wouldn't really care about those. He loves you for who you are.... THOUGH, if you were tall, he'd like to be topped by you. Or if you were short, he would tease you for that and act all proud bc he's taller than someone.

The thing that initially attracted him though was your smile. He always adored it. Just seeing you laugh and be happy always made his heart flutter.

He wants someone who can take care of him. He's a very needy man and is almost like a toddler to some degree. Of course he could do this stuff himself, but it makes him feel better knowing that you're willing to do it for him.

If you're gonna be with him, you have to be nice to Charlie. That's non negotiable. He doesn't want to put you in a spot where you feel like you have to parent her, of course not. All he wants is for his 2 favorite people to get along.

He needs someone who's willing to commit to the relationship as much as he is. He's still a bit hurt from Lilith, and he's trusting you to not break his heart like she did. He would be crushed.

Alastor:

He isn't one to like physical touch very much. Maybe a peck on the cheek here, holding hands a bit there, but other than that he doesn't want to be touched. Don't get me wrong, he loves you a lot! But he's not really the.. touchy type.

I see him more as lover that would like words of affirmation or quality time. Just your presence alone is enough for him. Though if he's with a clingy partner, he'll probably get them a plushy or something of the sort to hug and cuddle when he's in his 'no touch mood'.

He'd like if if you could cook. You could help him prepare jambalaya and other dishes his mom showed him to make. It'd be a great bonding experience.

Like Lucifer, he doesn't care much for looks. As long as you're willing to commit to him as he does for you, then it doesn't matter to him what you look like.

To be completely honest, he doesn't know exactly why he loves you or even fell for you in the first place. But he does, and did. Who is he to question that?

Vox:

This man is also a big physical touch lover. He always has his hand on your thigh, holding your hand, or just touching any place he can.

Please let him spoil you. You'd always have the latest phone and other tech like that. If you want something, he'd be glad to give it to you.

He wants someone that's loyal to him and only him. If he sees anyone else trying to flirt with you (*cough cough* val) he'd go absolutely insane. You are his.

If you could cook, he'd always love to eat your meals, breakfast lunch and dinner. Would 100% brag to the other Vees when he has lunch.

He'd prefer it if you're good with tech. He wants to be able to brainstorm ideas with you and show off his latest inventions. Also it would make it 10x easier to clean his system if you were the one to do it.

He cares more about looks than the other 2, but it's not a deal breaker for him. He'd like it if you were good looking (You're beautiful no matter what though ofc) but it's not a need. Regardless, he'd still call you beautiful and his pretty thing

He fell for you because of your of your personality. The way you walk about and present yourself. You take bullshit from anyone, you know your worth. Much as he does. You're like him, you both understand each other. That's why he sought out your love.

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I'm sorry if this exactly what you hoped it would be, I know I added a few random things but I hope you like it regardless :]

Once again thank you for the ask<3

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