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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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Drops this and runs
#i havent gave two shits abt mha since middle school (back then there were 3 or 4 seasons out#tell me how tf did this fuck ass kid Rody got me intruiged from a tt i saw n THEN get me to watch a whole damn movie what#oh AND THEN after i finish the movie n think “haha Rody n Izuku are cute together” for the funnies#i read ONE (a good one at that matter) fic n it got me fucking sold#getting into mha again wasnt AT ALL on my 2024 bingo card#trust me when i say this is as much of a suprise to u as it is to me#rody soul#izuku midoriya#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha deku#izurody#rodydeku
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someday ill romance someone other than shane I swear 🥲🐔💕
#his depressed ass scurries past telling me to get lost on spring 1 and i am once again sold 🙂#stardew#stardew valley#sv#stardew fanart#my arty crap#arkeresia#shane
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would you believe me if i told you this interaction is what sold me on the game.
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#im sure youve all talked abt this before a million times#but somehow this interaction in start again is what sold me on isat.#extra context: this is what happens if you inspect too many of the barrels sitting around the house.#i got it on my first proper loop (technically second loop overall) bc im too curious for my own good#and it knocked me on my ass#isat#start again: a prologue#start again start again start again#in stars and time#me
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just realized this album turned 20 this month. anyway.
#jams#the killers#please i love this album so much#but my stupid ass went and sold it to hastings in college so i could like. idk buy sonic or something#thinking about getting it on vinyl...
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Every time I stay in an Airbnb I'm reminded of when me and my family were homeless for like six months
(Part 17)
#well we weren't HOMELESS just without a home#Like our house wasn't finished being built cause' our neighbor had beef with us and stopped it from happening#since her husband and my uncle sold a LOT of drugs together and he sold my uncle out to get less jail time#dont know why she was mad at us 🙄#Anyways we just moved from Airbnb to Airbnb for like half a year#we lived in some sketch ass places y'all#the house across from us had a grease fire and was burnt to a CRISP#like charred black#anyways!!!#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb church#rvb wash#rvb tucker#rvb caboose#rvb sister#tweet#funny tweets
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when a movie starts like this; i know i will have a great time
#no matter how bad the rest is#i'm sold#ps. in some universe this is mobius searching for frost giant loki#sorry had to make it about lokius#but those first minutes where hilarious#look at those cute ass mittens#please he's adorable#owen wilson#lokius#i spy#my gifs#my gif post#filmgifs#moviegifs#owfg#gifs#gif*
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i can feel seunghan defrosting like mariah carey every year around christmas. Y'ALL SEEN HE GOT ADDED BACK ON SM'S WEBSITE AAAAND THEY STARTED SELLING HIS KEYCHAIN AGAIN??
#it sold out btw!!#king shit only#i miss my man#EEEEK#sm better not be tryna get money out of the ppl who care abt him#with their stupid ass webtoon that nobody fucking asked for SUCK MY DICK SM#anyways#😁😁😁😁😁
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HE’S BEEN SPOTTED IN THE WILDS OF JAPAN!!!!!!!
HE’S COMING HOME SOON, LADS
#Trigun#Trigun Stampede#Tristamp#If anyone's confused those are stickers SOLD SEPERATELY#They will not come with the boy#I chose a slow-ass method of getting my boy home#Because I'm poor af#Gonna be pressing my face to the window daily#When will be be here....#When will my adorable little boy return from the war........#Source in comments as always
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wishing jorah mormont a very STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT UNDERAGE GIRL
#ooh she looks like my dead(?) ex-wife#so I have a free pass to project on her#that girl has been sold into a violent community#has to go through a traumatic. birth experience at FOURTEEN??!!!!#and this middle aged slaver ass is fucking jumping on her#anti jorah mormont#this is a jorah mormont hate blog#daenerys targaryen#asoiaf
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(Just got home and found this
I wonder where this came from. I can hear....
Music?
Guitar music?
And... *sniffs*
Why does it smell like ribs?!
Well better open it
Well look who it is, it's a pathetic man with sore wings
AND HE'S BULLYING ALASTOR AGAIN!
Someone save my poor deer!)
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel#yes i have a new plushie#and yes thats the alastor plush sold years ago on sharkrobot#hes my friend#adam suffocates alastor with his dummy thicc ass
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A collection of Arkham Knight Riddler's movie poster edits bc I think they're silly-
Also some of his little scheming doodles bc they're so stupid and silly
#“A story of me and you :)” and “A film by the most famous director of Riddle” are my favourites#he can draw some good ass mechs.....#i dunno what the little frog like doodle is for but it's really cute ribbit#the riddler#dc riddler#riddler#arkhamverse#arkham knight#who out here sold him an entire abandoned sewer system and like a billion cans of green paint tho gjfjfjd
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the council has gathered
the council has spoken!
daily bladie 20: they just keep multiplying! you better do what they say!!!!
#im not obsessed YOU ARE 🫵#itty bitty bladie#hsr#hsr blade#blade hsr#honkai star rail blade#honkai star rail#hsr meme#star rail meme#honkai star rail memes#LISTEN. the more i can get the more i can give away and share the happiness that is tinh bladies#tiny*#might need to take up tiny bladie photo commissions if i keep getting them haha#or what if i made my own version and sold them????#but anyway if i do giveaways i need way more than 20 followers and these daily bladies need to get at least 100 notes#im considering branching out to other social media too even though its a pain in the ass to update multiple places 😭#but for now its just here. YOURE ALL SPECIAL. YOU GET EXCLUSIVE TINY BLADIES FOR NOW#anyway you better do what they say ir they will be very sad 😔#*
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what's the point in turning off video auto play if it doesn't work on adverts
#i would rather my phone start blasting some cat video my mutual posted on the bus than adverts for sold to the alpha telenovelas or whatever#they're peddling over at tumbler hq these days#with this app you never know if it's a scheme to get you to pay for ad free browsing or just another bug#skyrim ass website
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I've been looking through tgcf merch and i found this
why do they look like that
#this is official merch btw#and this pic is one of like ten promotional pics#i'm trying so hard not laugh my ass off#fucken hell#no wonder it's sold out#tgcf#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#heaven officials blessing#i made this нене
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