#MY FUCKING HEARTTTTTTTTTT

[arvadthecursed]

[ajearthlinggg]

you can talk to me whenever, but even if you are SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING, if I am listening to ME AND YOUR MAMA BY CHILDISH GAMBINO, you SHUT THE FUCK UP

[sokkalore]

oh hECK I'M DYING "I think you're my person" HECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKITY FUCKING HECKKKK MY HEARTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR WRITING IS EXQUISITE MY DARLING I. AM. DEAD.

ahhhhhh thank you😣 this is so sweet ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[bunnykaye]

7x07 LIVEBLOG:

1ST GAP:

> WHAT THE HELL OMFGOMFGOMFG > TRY ME THEN WE'LL FIND OUT > WHO THE HELL IS CHIP WOMACK? > WHAT IS THAT > WHAT THE ---- > IS THAT A DOT MATRIX PRINTER WHAT THE FUCK > WILL YOU HELP ME Y/N > DO I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE???? > THIS IS SO CREEPY WHAT THE FUCK > FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK > SIBYL WHAT THE SHIT WHAT THE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > OH SHITTTTTTTTTT THAT TITLE CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > MACK WAS 10 YEARS OLD IN 1982 > RIPPLES, NOT WAVES. REMEMBER? > NOT DEKE FITZSIMMONS SHAW MAKING ME TEAR UP TWICE THIS SEASON GAHDDAMMIT > I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH Y'ALL > "YOU FIGURE IT OUT" > POOR MACK :((((((((((((((( > MACK MAKING ME CRY TOO :((((((((( > OH NO HE'S SEEING YOUNG ALFIE :(((((((((( > EVEN THE TRANSITIONS ARE VERY 80S SDJKADADKA > WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT > AS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL BE ONCE MORE -- DAFUQQQQQQQQ > I AM CONFIDENT WE'LL MAKE A PERFECT PAIR -- ERRRRRR > 67 CORVETTE???? THAT'S LOLA???? > BUT IT'S BLUE????? > AWWWWWWWWWWWW > FULL CABIN FEVER > BUILD A TINY LITTLE TOY CAR > HE SLAMMED THE DOOR ON HIM :(((((((9 > FAT THOR??????? > POOR DEKEEEEEEEE > HAPPY 1983 BUD!!! I'LL SEE YOU SOON!!!! > GOD I LOVE DEKE SO MUCH :(((((((((( > MACK :((((((((( > THIS TUGS AT MY HEARTSTRINGS LAWDDDDDD :((((((( > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT > SIBYL IS A FUCKEN' ROBOT OH MY GODDDDDDDDD > OH SHIT THIS IS ITTTTTTTTTTTT > FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK > JEFF WARD WILL BE SINGING ISTGGGGGGGGGGG > SOMETIMES CALLS HIMSELF THE D > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD > I WROTE THIS SONGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!!?! > I'M GONNA NEED A DRINK

2ND GAP:

> YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME > CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE REST > DAISY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK > I AM SCREAMING YALLLLLLL > OH MY GOD DEKE > I SCREAMEDDDDD > GOOD LORD THIS IS THE BESTTTTTTTTT > GUYLINER DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE > NOT TIL 1985 IT'S NOT > THE BAND IS A COVER... DIRECTOR > DEKE SQUAD!!!!!!!!!! > SELLING COKE AJKDASLDJAD > STRANGE BEHAVIOR THEY JUST TALK IT UP TO DRUGS > ENEMY CHATTER > PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T . OF COURSE YOU DID > THE TWINS OMFG > COULSON SEEMED FINE WITH IT > MIND..LIFE DATA.. STAYED SAFE AND SOUND ON THE HARD DRIVE > IMPROVISE!!!!!! > YAY COULSON!!!!! > REAL SOUL SEARCHING AKDLADKA > IT COST ME BOTH HANDS > NICE!!!! GOOD JOB COULSON!!!!! > SIBYL IS MAKING ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! > THAT WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF CHOPPING MALL

3RD GAP:

> GOOD TO SEE YOU MACK > HOME VIDEOS IN THE VCR SLOT > ISOLATING YOURSELF JUST ISN'T HEALTHY > THE GAUNTLET. DAFUQ > THANKS OLGA. THAT MEANS A LOT > OH MY GOD > OLGA!!! WHY ARE YOU USING LIVE EXPLOSIVES!!! > DEKE NEEDS TO FIRE THAT DRUMMER AJKDLADJKA > DON'T GIVE UP ON US YET :)))))))0 > SHOTGUN AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > CHROMED OUT BLADE > PETER PAN IN CONSTANT NEED OF ATTENTION > OHHHHHHHHHH > DEKE MAKING ME CRY.... AGAIN > HES MAKING ME CRY AGAIN FUCKKKKKKKKKKK > OH SHITTTTTT > GIRL, THAT IS NOT CUTE > OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT > BEST LEADER ANY TEAM COULD HAVE -- DEKEEEEEEE > DEKE CHECKS HIM ON EVERY COOUPLE  OF WEEKS > FUCKING HELL I'M CRYING > OH SHITTTTTTTTT

4TH GAP:

> YES WE DO > EVERY TEAM NEEDS A GOOD LEADER AND I'M JUST TOO MUCH OF A DREAMER > OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD > THIS IS SO CHOPPING MALL IT HURTSSSSSSS > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > CHAIN. THAT'S A ROBBIE REYES MOVE YO > AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW > THAT ZOOM SHOT AKJLDAKJDAS > "IF YOUR TEAM WILL HAVE ME" > MY FEELSSSSSSS > OH MY GOD > THIS IS SO EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC > THAT SHOTGUN AXEEEEEEEEEE > INCLUDED IN THE PLANNING CIRCLE JAKDASLDKASD > THE TIME STREAM IS ON THE BASE????? > YAAAASSSSSSSSSS > HEY LUG NUTS... SAY HELLO TO THE DEKE SQUAD > DEKE IS SO OVER THE TOP IT HURTS

5TH GAP:

> DEKE IS SPEAKING RUSSIAN WHAT THE --- > DEKE GOT SHOT??? > OH NICE > MACK DADDY > OLGA IS ALIVEEEEEE > AWWWWWWWW > THIS IS TOO MUCH :((((((( > REUBEN AND HIM ARE CLOSER IN THIS TIMELINE > MY HEARTTTTTTTTTT > DO IT!!!! > A HARMONICA? > YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Z!!!!!!!!! > MAY AND YOYO ARE FINDING DEKE AND MACK???? > OHHH THEY'RE ON THE LH!!!!!!! > MACKELENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M CRYINGGGGGGG > FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK > OH NICE > "I HAD FRIENDS" > NIIIIIIICE

TAG:

> WHAT THE HELL > LMFAOOOOOO IT'S GOING DOWN THE STAIRS KAJDLADASD > NATHANIEL MALICK???????????? > NOOOOOOOO

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#16)

Okay y’all I’m back after a little break and I am ready to be Sad with Matt Saracen in 4x05!

There’s nothing like an episode starting with that football announcer and a pan of the field!

Also me and Jeff are watching The Wire rn (we’re almost done with season 2 and if you know what that means you know I’m very excited to see young Michael B. Jordan again)

Watching an underdog team get excited when they’re doing marginally well (like they are here where they still lose but score two touchdowns) is so much funnnn! it reminds me of playing field hockey so yeah it’s not a coincidence I finally got the inspiration to write my longtime bughead field hockey AU idea while watching FNL! tryna manifest this underdog East Dillon energy as I work on my last chapter of that fic

Omg they’re saying a prayer for the Saracens’ family? I hate forced Christianity but this is still really kind.

Damn when all you have is Christmas videos sent home from your dad to remember him by. Matt had such a conflicted relationship with his dad, my heart aches for him :(

AW Bad Movie Night with Julie and Landry? They’re such good friends. Landry is “twinkle toes” according to Julie and “the golden foot” according to Landry lol.

“Why is it called a breakfast of it’s at 1?” Laughing at Eric Taylor’s deep sigh; “I don’t know why they do that, son.”

Ugh this show is so good for moments like this transition from Vince receiving a phone call from a helpful Eric to immediately realizing they’re out of milk and trying to find his mom, who’s strung out outside the apartment :( poor Vince

Tim heckling at the pageant would be me lmao

Not Buddy trying to justify the war that killed Matt’s dad at his wake nooooooooo fuck imperialistic wars

Omg Becky don’t call Tim at a wake, I can’t! where is this going?? it remains cringe

Ugh poor Matt being upset to hear his dad was “funny” from the other soldier. He didn’t get to see the person other people got to see and it’s not okay and it’s not fair. “I just don’t want to talk about my dad anymore.” Mood.

How fucking dare the McCoys show up. “Are—are you serious?” Correct reaction!! YES SHUT THE DOOR IN THEIR FACES, MATT!

Haha Luke called him J.D. McDick. He.

Awww Tami helping Matt figure out funeral arrangements is the kind of gesture that makes my heart happy

YES to Tami saving Matt from being preyed upon by a scummy dude trying to make $$ off a veteran’s family! Damn capitalism sure makes for a cold fucking society huh?

I love Vince getting carjacking lessons from his friend lol

Awww I love Smash Williams doing well on the tv while Eric is cuddling and watching football with baby Grace. This show has enviable continuity

Eric being there for Julie during this turmoil is really nice. My partner’s dad died when we were younger (like 20) and being there for him was really overwhelming as a young girlfriend.

Literally despise JD McCoy blech

Tim and Landry and Billy helping Matt through it the best they know how—beers on the football field. “Are you really reminiscing about three years ago?” LMAO

UGH Matt’s fake eulogy to his friends. All the pain!! All the feels!! Oh god wait are they gonna break in to his dad’s casket

BILLY STILL HAS A BEER CAN IN THE FUNERAL HOME IM SCREAMING

ohhh Matt no your dad probably looks really bad my love :( :( oh it’s all hitting him isn’t it as he opens the casket THE FEELS

Fuck JD. These assholes are paintballing people’s trucks and shit not on a field? Wtf is wrong with these privileged fucks?? Yes Luke go off on them!

Tim is such a good friend! He felt “completely useless” after seeing his friend see his dead dad’s body. :( so many feels

Ugh no Becky, don’t kiss Tim. This should not happen. Yeah he’s stopping it. Just be friendssss I can’t

Okay she ran into Luke? That’s an age appropriate suitor for ya, Becky! Yes go to the car wash with him!

Awww did Matt show up to the Taylors late for dinner, drunk? Poor babe. They saved him a plate 😭 they’re really trying to be there for him.

“I’m having a moment. I don’t think I’m okay.” POOR MATT. “I hate him. And I don’t like hating people. I just put all my hate on him so I don’t have to hate anyone else.” This is so painfully sad.

“I can’t just let him hurt like that.” JULIE. MY HEARTTTTTTTTTT

Eric walking Matt home to make sure he’s safe 😭

Ah shit even Lyla is at the funeral?

There’s some military American exceptionalism propaganda in this eulogy as to be expected but otherwise so proud of our boy

@lockitin you were right — the actor who plays Matt Saracen truly knocked it out of the park in this episode! Amazing.

[arielchristine16]

TALL GIRLS WITH DEEP VOICES OWN MY FUCKING HEARTTTTTTTTTT

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 08.11.18 lb

oh ho dadi's finally gotten the energy to get outta bed.

omkara with the 'shivaay sab theek kar dega' mantra. been a while since we heard that shit.

lmao bhavya asking rudra “aap theek hai na” when he's sporting some pretty sizable bruises on his face.

yeah i still don't buy bhavya being into this dude romantically. i say she married him just to get into the fam and score the cool jeths and bhabhis that she obviously loves more than her own husband.

can't believe they're making him all cutesy and shit after getting kidnapped for not paying his bookie on time. kuch toh sharam kar nalaayak.

“itni maar khaayi hai, filmon ka bhoot nahi uthra. satte ka bhoot uthra??”

(silent implication: nahi toh bata de, you have two older brothers and at least one bhaabi willing to beat it outta you.)

pft. inhi logon ke laad-pyaar ne bigaada hua hai iss manhoos ko. phenti dene ke bajaay gale laga rahein hai.

give him to nani, i say. i know she's not HIS nani, but still, she'll sort him out.

“agar shivaay....”

ah my heart, it actually hurts him so muchhhhh to hear rudra call him by name. fuck meeeee.

“... bhaiyya nahi hote...”

he's so emosh. and now i'm emosh.

(i'm just having an emosh day. just watched koode and it wrecked meeeeee.)

LMAO NOW NANI'S LIKE MAINE KAHA THA SHIVAAY SAB THEEK KAR DEGA. LOL NANI PLS, ANIKA WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THAT, NOT YOU.

yeh dono kahaan chale?

YOU DUMBFUCK IDIOT, IF YOU REALISE ALL THIS THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF HER LORDDDDDDDDDDD. YOU CAN'T BOTH MAKE THE PUPPY EYES AT HER AND ALSO DRIVE HER AWAY YOU JUST CAN NOTTTTTT ALSKFJLSDJLJFLDSKDFKJ

oh suddenly prinku's all about her brother now. amazing what 4 days of sobriety can do.

lmao all i can think of is the adorable BTS mansi had posted of shrenu bursting into giggles after blowing the conch and having no sound come out.

shivaay and his version of 'mandir wahi banayenge'. pffffffffft.

prinku looks happy, but gauri does not? what's the deal?

lakeer is making things awk for everyone.

aur nahi toh kya. that damn lakeer doesn't even really work. the kitchen and dining room are on omRu's side and shivika are forever there. this mandir itself is on the omRu side of the house. ainvayi har room ke beech beech mein lakeer kheechi hui hai. kuch bhi bakchodi.

“aaja.”

asalkjdslakdjasldkjs weeping.

he looks to rudra too, for permission. who gives him the tiniest nod.

i love it. i love all of it. how they had rudra step over to shivaay's side. how shivaay's straddling both sides. rudra looking at shivaay, as if he's seeing him for the first time. shivaay looking over at him and rudra quickly churaofying aankh. all of it...

this will always be the first and foremost love story of this show for me. these three brothers. everything else comes secondary. my three boys.

roop's bitch face lol. get fucked, bua.

rudra just can't stop looking at shivaay. because he's gained him back after so long. so so long. my heartttttttttt.

behen darwaaze ko sajaa rahi hai ya khud ko?

lol look at him looking at her with his head cocked, like a confused puppy.

lmao aankhon ki gustaakhiyan.ofc.

......... shivaay, how is this helpful at all?

i like how she's not all GASP OMG HOTNESS, but instead completely done with him.

he too is like not very romanchick. yet. i'm sure he'll get in mood in 3... 2... 1...

yup. nooooooooooo issues sliding his arm around her waist and drawing her closer and giving her the ‘fuck me’ eyes.... 

snort. twinkle ko bada mazaa aata hai, watching her otp play out fanfiction in front of her.

oh suddenly he's like oh i shouldn't be thinking with my downstairs brain.

lmao twinkle/anika's bitch who are you fooling with this bs smiles.

SHIVAAY GESTURING AT TWINKLE AND HER BEING ADORABLY CLUELESS IS MY FAVT THING THIS WEEK. EVERY SCENE HE'S TRYING SO HARD AND SHE'S JUST LIKE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

god i really love twinkle’s face as she watches him dig his own grave. 

“ladoo MAINE banaaye hain.”

snort. is bechaari pe kyun bhadak raha hai. bewakoof insaan. 

girl love girl love girl love.

“excuse me, hum bhi taiyyar hue hain, aur humein tareef se allergy nahi hai.”

bitch putting on one kurta and vest is not “taiyyaar hona”. tuney bas kapde badlein hain. gtfo. come back when you’ve put some damn effort.

eh. not so impressed by his outfit. rudra’s outfit is better. kinda sloppy in how he’s wearing it, but i like the outfit itself better.

rudra mandaraaoing near bhaiyya, unable to get the words out. he truly is a little childdddddddddd.

jodiyaan assemble. 

ugh rikara why so fucken pretty kill meeeeee.

this fucker will take twinkle, won't he? WON'T HE??????? THIS FUCKING FUCK.

NANIIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

ALDSKJFLSFJLDLKJDLSFJDSLF SHIVAAY IMMA MURDER YOU I SWEAR TO GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. RUDRA IF THERE'S EVER A TIME TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM, IT'S NOW. RIGHT NOW. DO IT.

om's U WOT M8 face at this fuckery.

NANI U NEED TO STOP GOING ALONG WITH HIM ON THIS FUCKERY AND START BEATING SENSE INTO HIS DUMB ASS.

nani pls. don't act overly like you're being forced and all. all you need to do is refuse. or say yes and then at last minute not do anything. you don't have to actively aid him in fucking with her like this. dono ko paap lagega. uska toh list already bharaa hua hai, aap bhi narak jaayengi.

om just can't believe the amount of chutiyaapa that's going on.

AB PEECHE PEECHE KYUN AAYA HAI TU HEIN????????? JAA POOJA KAR NA USKE SAATH. MANHOOS.

“haath pe lagi chot ki aapko itni fikr hai, lekin jo chot aap roz mere dil ko de rahe hain, uska kya?”

“main jaanti hoon ki aap jo kuch bhi kar rahein hain, meri khushi, meri bhalaai ke liye kar rahein hain. is liye aapke har stunt ko main mazaak mein le leti hoon. lekin bardaasht ki bhi koi hadh hoti hai.”

TELL HIM, GIRL. TELL HIM.

“roz aap mera dil dukhaate hain, lekin aaj, aaj aapne mera dil tod diya.”

fuck. my heart. my poor girl. this stupid son of a bitch. i hate him. i hate him so much.

YEAH I DON'T GIVE ONE (1) SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR “INTENTIONS” AND “MOTIVATIONS” AND HOW MUCH MANPAIN *YOU'RE* UNDERGOING HURTING HER. ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT IS UNNECESSARY. FUCKING UNNECESSARY. LITERALLY FUCK OUTTA HERE SHIVAAY.

[colby-gay]

! ! !

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 17.07.18 lb

hero realizing ki ‘oops main kuch zyaada hi bol gaya. but it got her to press up against me and put her hand on my chest, so maybe this emotional openness thing is worth it?????’

oh, we’re continuing. greattttttt.

CALLING IT NOW ITSELF - ANIKA’S MISSING MOTHER IS THE OTHER WOMAN WHO CAME IN BETWEEN SHINKY.

YAAR KUCH TOH CHODA HOTA IPK S1 SE?????? POOOOORA KA POOOORA CHAAPA HUA HAI.

ugh we’re just 48 seconds in and the hamming has reached untolerable lvls. baksh de mere bhai. abhi aur 20 minute dekhne hain. 

oh wow i didn’t expect her to come out with it right now. but surely he’s going to remember this some time in the future and join the dots.

aaaaaaand she’s also let him know about how she’s protecting gauri. he’s gonna use this to manipulate her in the future. force her into marrying him by threatening to tell gauri the truth and probably even bring this not-dead mother in front of her to prove it.

oh anika, my baby. *holds her 5ever*

srsly why do i find this new shivaay’s awkwardness with his hands so adorable?????/ it just gets me every single time he does it!

she’s as flummoxed as i am about how a person can NOT KNOW to hug. like.... just put your arms around a person and squeeze? it’s not rocket surgery.

dang shivaay, that some real therapy waala talk. been getting some in this universe? coz the lord knows, you could use it.

aaaaaaaaand billu decides to give his everest a go!

‘hey, that was easier than i thought!’

aw, i like her tiny smile.

*whispers* “tum kisi ko bataana mat ki maine hug karna seekh liya!”

oh billu. what an adorable idiot you are.

i like how they’re so comfortable to keep carrying on this conversation in the hug. the warmth and intimacy is so palpable. i don’t think even Original Universe Shivika had it to this level!

ooooooh ring waala truth is out.

lel he was genuinely scared of her for a second when she started laughing.

"kuch toh hai, humaare beech. ajeeb sa.”

oh my heart, the look of hope!!!!!!!!!!!

“aisa na ho ke roka, sagaai ke baad.... humaari shaadi ho jaaye.”

“ho bhi sakti hai.”

his look of surprise but glee that she said it and seems as into it as he is.

dang homegirl is ready for it RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

“nahi abhi kuch aur hoga.”

SEEDHA SUHAAG RAAT? YAAAAAAAAS. GET IT ON MY THARKI BABIES! (with protection.)

..... ok this paani phenk came outta nowhere. that too from him? so random.

but yaaaaaaaaaaas PAANIKA is baaaaaack in the gaaame.

OUR BOY HERE IS HELLA TURNED ON BY THAT. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHY THE FUCK, BUT HE IS. #unexpectedBoner

ugh FML, naach gaana. fwding.

oh daaaang. oh shiiiiiiiiiit.

billu you smooth operatorrrrr. it took you 200+ episodes in the Original Universe to get her to share a bed with you! kya cheeeez ho tum!

ugh fuckkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. nothing i love more than sleepy intimacyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

GOD GAURI LOOKS SO GOOD IN RED AS WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

aaaand billu ki finally ghanti baji.

but anika’s just too fucking comfy. lol, just like she was “moons ke peeche”, nuzzling into him and treating him as her full body pillow.

MAYBE WAKE HER UP IN A MORE EFFICIENT MANNER THAN JUST WHISPERING AT HER??????

yes. thank you.

lmao i love how she’s so quick to accuse him, and on being informed that it’s HIS room, still turned it on him as if woh usko uthaake laaya hai apne room mein sulaane.

i hate this haryaali waala room btw. i prefer the old blue room.

omRu are baaaaaack.

lmao remember the last time omRu left these two alone in the mansion, and came back to find the NASTIEST paint puddle in the history of the planet?????????????

just totes casually hanging out by the cupboard. nothingggggggg shady here!

om’s frustration with the chutiyas surrounding him is always my fav.

OUFF ANIKA!!!!!!!!!!

look at this fucker shamelessly using his heart condition to hoodwink his brothers. keedein pade tujhpe billu.

“aise kaise behenchod?????”

great job shivaay. not suspicious at all!

aaaaaaaand gauri is just.... waltzing in. matlab koi knock knock nahi, koi ghanti nahi. as you do. 

“mujhe chakkar aa rahe hain!” “jo bhi aa raha hai, ghar jaake karo.”

sensitivity, thy name is shivaay singh oberoi. a far cry from what you were a few hours ago.

oh shittttt time to get back into the cupboard, anika! 

lmao gauri got so enamoured by her future bedroom that she forgot she was here to look for her missing sister.

god she’s so stinking cute, i can’t. 

OH GOD IT’S HAPPENING IT’S HAPPENING YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[SCREAMING]

GODDAAAAAAAAYUM. HAPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY MAISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

no really, it’s her birthday; you guys should go wish her, just like the universe has wished her with this gift of hotness.

lmao, was he gonna pin rudra/random male servant against the wall all sexy like this????? matlab, yeh kya tareeka hai?

damn girl, hide your “fuck me” eyes better. apparently, homeboy isn’t the only thing here that’s WET, if you know what i mean. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

FUCK, HIS SEXY DEEP WHISPER VOICEEEEEEEE. I AM DEADDDD.

he recovered from his heart eyes pretty quick.

aaaaand is now interrogating her.

chirraiyya apni bhi peeche nahi. calm and composed logic waale answers to his questions. JE BAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh his gentle smileeeeeeeee, my heartttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

same, gauri. #same.

for the second time in like, 10 minutes, rudra’s here to cockblock.

pfffffffft this idiot.

ugh fuck meeeeeeeeeeee i’ve missed his handsomenessssss. this disney prince motherfucker.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS THE SWEET, HOT, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT-ANGRY/VIOLENT MEET-CUTE I WANTED FOR THEM AND THEY’RE BEING SO REFRESHINGLY NORMAL AND WHILE SHE’S LOWKEY THIRSTING FOR HIM SHE’S SUPER CONFIDENT IN OWNING ITTTTTT AND HE SEEMS TOTALLY INTO HER TOO AND OH GOD I’M SO HAPPY FOR THEM LORD ABOVE WHY ARE THEY THE BETA COUPLE WHY IS GOD DOING THIS TO ME I DESERVE A RIKARA TRACK THAT’S DONE RIGHT FOR ONCE *weeps endlessly*

and apparently shivaay’s “anika aisi ladki nahi hai” conviction was just for that one day? great. just greaaaaat.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 26.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

back to the girls kicking asssssssssss. woooooo hooooo! 

i especially love how anika seems to have a lot of pent up rage that she’s expending on these no-names. 🙃🙃🙃

why is poor rudra being the one targeted? shoot shivaay. he’s the annoying one. 🙄🙄🙄

LMFAO WHAT EVEN... I... 😯😯😯😧😧😧

after a long day of work, i just want a little of whatever gulneet are smoking while writing scenes like these. it would really me unwind. 😌😌😌

“humaare achche khaase show ki kya haalat kar rahe ho, gulneet????” 

OMFG I... i really can’t... I JUST HAVE NO WORDS. I JUST DON’T. 🤐🤐🤐

best part of this: kapde are coming righhhhhhhhhhhht off (who knew tearaway salwar kameezes exist, just like tearaway track suits?), and rudra, THE LOVE INTEREST, closes his eyes, but shivaay is just like: 

“khud ki biwi toh kuch dikhaati nahi. i’ll take what i can get, i guess. sorry, baby bro.” 

(om is me. wondering where to find some of gulneet’s maal. puff puff pass, plz.) 

oufff, i just have to fwd. i can not tolerate this garbage. i’m a rabid feminist and all, but this is fucking ridiculous ok? 😑😑😑

never thought i’d relate to pinky these days, but she’s the luckiest one to faint, than have to witness this. 😐😐😐

presenting - the incredible hulk singh oberoi. ain’t no one touching that baby on his watch. HULK SMASH HIM, SHIVAAY! 👿👿👿

baby be like “my tiny dad is angry. must be serious. 😕😕😕” 

oh my goddddddddddd the water was left on! RUDRA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHO DOES THAT???????????? 😧😧😧

mom’s hereeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

bitch, if YOU of all ppl can get attached to the baby this soon, then she’s an infinitely more kind and empathetic human being. 😒😒😒

yep. time to fuck husband up for his awaiiii ki herobaazi. 😂😂😂

lol, he has the same complaints regarding her and her random dispensing of thappads. 🤣🤣🤣

alllllllll the faraqs. 😚😚😚

baby is getting kissed as a proxy. mom and dad very much want to kiss each other instead. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

pffffffffffft. khanna ko finally hosh aaya. i’m not even going to talk about their security nonsense. 😒😒😒

... where is jhanvi supp to be? is this pune? why is she in the oberoi mansion bathroom then? 😐😐😐

daaaaaaaaaamn jhanvi, that highlight game. #glowAlert 😍😍😍

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TRACK OF SVETLANA BEING IN TEAM JHANVI OK. I LOVE SVETLANA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 😭😭😭😭

when svetlana inspires more love in me than one of your female leads *clears throat* you knowwwwww you gotta write that one character better. 😐😐😐

ouff, this MAAAAAAAAAAAA (lol @vishwaspur and her nicknames mannnnnnnn. they’re so addictive.) is so dead behind the eyes. i don’t like this actress at allllllllll. 😒😒😒

oufffff, what is this nonsense Bhavya Bhajan???? the most loved bahu here is Anika, and even she isn’t THAAAAAAAAAAT educated, so what even are you talking about, MAAAAAAAAAAA? 😑😑😑

oh thank god, omkara is here to set her straight. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

*crying* OMKIIIIIIIIII. MY OMKIIIIIIIIIII. 😭😭😭😭

... what does he mean DUSRE BAHUON. there’s just one other bahu. awaiiiii writers bhavya ko family mein ghusaane ki koshish. like what do these ppl even know about bhavya???? she’s been assigned to this family on official duty. she could have a boyfriend for all they know!!!!!!!!! matlab, kuch bhiiiiiiiiiiiii? 😒😒😒

also, pretty sure anika hasn’t gone to college. finished high school and that’s it. 😐😐😐

gauri be like “shit. there he goes being perfect again and making me fall in love. i really don’t need this bs right now.” 😫😫😫

... did nakuul get another haircut? and are his highlights gone now???? OMG DARE WE HOPE @theincorrigiblemagpie??? 😩😩😩

husband has all the feelz seeing wife + baby in his bed again. everything is right with the world again. for tonight. 😍😍😍

hee hee hee, omkara ne chori pakadddddddd li. 😆😆😆

oh no. don’t be building up anika - baby relationship like thisssss. this is hard enough as it issss. 😭😭😭

ouff shivaay, could you be more in love with her???????? honestly. might as well just tattoo it on your forehead. 🙄🙄🙄

omki be like “this stubborn idiot. time for me to open a can of truth on him.” 

ooooooooooh bringing back that controversial scene of DBO. 😯😯😯

“KYUNKI TU DUNIYA KA SABSE BADA BEWAKOOF HAI.” 

observation: rudra’s love for anika is the purest and most unconditional. he will pick her even over shivaay when the situation calls for it. but omkara is the one who understands how well she fits into shivaay’s life, and how integral she is to his happiness, and he will always fight for her rightful place by shivaay’s side. his loyalties lie firmly with shivaay, so he won’t pick anika OVER him, but he will always call shivaay out on his BS and make him realise anika’s true worth. 😌😌😌

“baat karne laayak kuch bacha nahi hai ab.”

oh my heart, shivaay’s heartbroken face and omki’s look. *cries for all eternity* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god, shivaay is the biggest fucking idiot of them all - why isn’t he using his brain to think even onceeee that om was the one who anika offended the MOST that day - and he’s here fighting tooth and nail FOR her and telling shivaay to get her back. NOT EVEN ONCE IS HE QUESTIONING WHY IS OM SUPPORTING ANIKA SO MUCH????? godddddddddd. 😫😫😫😫😣😣😣😣

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RETURN OF THIS POEM! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omki, you’re so wise and beautiful. i love you so much. you magnificent poetry spouting unicorn. 🦄🦄🦄

oh great. these two are having an angsty fight that i really don’t give a shit about. 🙄🙄🙄

“... lekin aap bhool rahi hai ki aap ek ladki hai...”

*record scratch noise* BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?????????? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???? YO MAN BHAVYA, DO ONE OF YOUR 360 ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND KICK HIS TEETH IN. 😒😒😒

i really don’t get the TONE of this argument? how can you ANGRILY DEMAND that someone share their problems with you? like... 🤔🤔🤔

this whole argument is just weird. and i feel zero connect to it. like i feel a little bad for rudra, but... 😕😕😕

yo ppl, svetlana/jhanvi is my current hot otp of this show and nothinggggg can make me change my mind ok???? I FUCKING SHIP IT SO MUCH. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

IS JHANVI A FUCKING IDIOT??????????? DESPITE ALL THIS PROOF????????? 😧😧😧

TEAM UP, MY QUEENS???? TEAM THE F UP AND SCREW HIM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

lol, this is just footage of surbhi playing with the baby. too adorable. 😘😘😘

ouffff whyyyyyyy do these ppl still have this jankyass basket??? 

LMAO OM THINKS THE BABY IS A TINY PHILOSOPHER. I KNW HE’D SPIN IT THAT WAY. I JUST KNEW IT. 😂😂😂😂

lol gauri’s face tho. like “sure bro. sure.”

pffffffffffft, harneet. i see what you did there. 😒😒😒

lmao anika and RiKara’s faces at shivaay’s bs: 

bade bhaiyya callling on bulbul for support. #myBrOTP 😊😊😊

hahaha “woh mujhse attached hai jaise scooter pe stepney”

shivaay muttering “yeh middle class examples, my godddd” lmaooooo 😂😂😂

ouff. these idiots. just let the baby say what she wantssssssssss. a baby’s first word doesn’t have to have a lot of MEANING. 🙄🙄🙄

great. you’ve done it. you’ve made her cry. DANCE NOW. DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

BABY’S PARENTS ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE. 😧😧😧

OUFF JHANVI, I HONESTLY DON’T GET WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMART BE SO FUCKING STUPID???? COULD YOU QUIT WITH THIS ABLA NAARI CRAP? 😣😣😣

“styling kaisi bhi ho, bharatiya naari rehti bharatiya naari hi hai. especially jab woh patni ho.”

lmfaoooooo, my girl svetlana spitting some omkara-grade truth. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH NO. TEJ IS IN ON THIS PLAN. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????????? FUCKING HELL SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I AM SO FUCKING SAD AND BETRAYED THAT THEY FUCKED UP THIS TRACK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I WANTED SVETLANA TO BE ON JHANVI’S SIDE FOR ONCE, AFTER REALISING BOTH OF THEM DESERVE BETTER THAN TEJ’S BS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE????? GET MY HOPES UP AND THEN DESTROY ME LIKE THIS??????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lmao how was that supposed to be any proof, when jhanvi didn’t even hear tej’s side of the conversation??? 🤔🤔🤔

waah. pari is from naam aur khoon waala khaandan. (tell me, have you EVER seen a poor “saxena” in a movie/serial? nope. saxena/oberoi/etc. are just automatically rich ppl names.) 

waaaah, this man is shivaay’s future in 20 years. shivaay looks rightfully alarmed. 😆😆😆

arundati, you’re a little bitch, you know that? who does shit like this???? 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay having to remind rudra that this is a serious moment and he should stfu. 😂😂😂

oh shut up mr. saxena. you’re an asshole. 😠😠😠

“can i have my baby back?” 

nice of her to phrase it so politely, as if she’s asking for a cup of sugar. 😕😕😕

shivaay ko itna sadma anika ke jaane pe bhi nahi hua tha. poor boy. *pats his floofy hair... which [squints] i can’t quite tell if is still coloured or not* 

"ragini? are you fine, BETA?”

ugh samarrrrrrrrrr, why are you so niceeeeeee? stop worming your way into my heartttttttttt. 😥😥😥

“aisa kyaaaaa hai us shivaay mein?”

samar, it’s been over a year, and even WE don’t know the answer yet. if we ever find out, you’ll be the first to know. 😗😗😗

BHAABI. samar was married to chawl girl! 😯😯😯

SAMAR IS BACK TO BEING RATIONAL AND SANE. 

“maine un logon ko dekha hai, aur jitna main samajh paaya hoon, shivaay aur anika achche log hai. don’t mess up their lives, please!” 

samar, dude. you’re tooooooo nice and sane for this show. too pure. too fucking pure. #protectSamar2k17 😪😪😪😪

SAMAR DUDE, GET THIS GIRL SOME DAMN HELPPPPPPP. PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKE, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 😥😥😥

awwwww, return of the sahil/anika poemmmmmmmm. 😚😚😚

gauri finally got the name of the drug right! 🤓🤓🤓

could these people stop manhandling this poor babyyyyyy??? one of you hold her, and just everyone can talk to her. ouff. so uncomfortable this looks for the poor child. 😕😕😕

GOD BHAVYA. SHE’S 9 MONTHS OLD. LET HER PICK HER OWN CAREER. 😑😑😑

kunal + baby: MY KYPTONITE. 😣😣😣

lol rudra has the same dialogue for every time a child comes into the house: that he’s happy someone younger than him is here (he said the same when sahil started living here.) 

why he keeps forgetting that he has a younger sister PRINKU, is beyond me. 😕😕😕

awwwwwwwwwwww man. rudra’s cryyyyyying. my heart. 😥😥😥

i knew shivaay wouldn’t say anything. he has to keep his strong waala facade up in public. this stupid emotionally stunted boy of mine. 😔😔😔

SEE, THIS IS THE KINDA BS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY. GAURI SHOULD BE THE ONE EXPLAINING SHIVAAY’S BEHAVIOUR TO BHAVYA. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS IS SOME REAL FUCKERY, AND I AM NOT BUYING IT FOR ONE HOT SECOND, GULNEET. YOU CAN JUST FUCK OUTTA HERE. 😤😤😤

oh my hearttttttttttttttttttttt. she doesn’t wanna let shivaay goooooooo. 😥😥😥

ugh mannnnnnnnnnnn, i didn’t even want this track, why am i having all the feels for shivaay and this damn baby?!!?! goddamn you nakuul and the cutest baby in the universe ever. damn your amazing faces to heck. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yeah ok we get it, shivaay was very attached to the baby and he’s ready for fatherhood. SORT OUT HIS ISSUES WITH HIS DAMN WIFE THEN. DON’T YOU DARE BE BRINGING A BABY INTO THE CURRENT HOT MESS THAT IS HIS FUCKED UP PERSONAL LIFE RN. 😠😠😠

finally found her ducky! 😌😌😌

i love how they’re mansplaining the baby to her own mom, based on their experience of 3 days. 3 fucking days. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding this nonsense. i just can’t take it anymore. gimme the damn precap. it’s almost 3 am where i am and i need some fucking sleep. 😣😣😣

rudra weeping like a baby while dancing though. ouff. *resignedly hugs him while yawning* 

ooooooooooooh. artist omkara issues. very interestinggggg. i think i might like this track! 😌😌😌