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owlpellet · 1 year
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doctors are so fucking funny; if you go in like "based on my extensive research and corroborations i think i have this Disease" they will immediately go on the defensive and ask you demeaning shit like "how do you even know this Disease exists?" but if you go in and play stupid and say "gee whiz i'm just a silly little bimbo who doesn't know a thing but i have symptom, symptom, symptom, and symptom" they will very eagerly be like "oh wow, that sounds like Disease!"
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choochooboss · 7 months
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faerynova · 1 year
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im very firmly on the "raph has did/osdd" train and i just think having a little in the system has a lot of comedy potential
like so:
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botanyshitposts · 6 months
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today i found a plant growing in an alleyway downtown that gave me this delightful little seed pod that looks like a little banana about an inch long but it splits down the front to reveal hundreds of flat little seeds with little papery wings seed wings and theyre all stuffed into neat rows in a way that makes the pod look like an overfull expanding file and if you run your finger over it seeds fall out. the plant had like 6 of them going overhanging this one sidewalk and some of them were huge, like multiple inches long. anyway plants are still just making stuff outside it seems
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obsob · 2 years
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something something i am made up of multitudes
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kayime · 1 month
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matchstique · 1 year
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💜Spoiler warning for Cass’s apocalypse series💜
CW: implied death
Me not crying over a fictional character [LIES]
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Hitting me like a freight train.
@somerandomdudelmao
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yknow what. i wanna thank etho for doing the set up equivalent of firing off a few bullets to keep the housing market down
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nibbelraz · 8 months
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POV: You are Shen Qingqiu and he is going to get you
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canisalbus · 7 months
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I have sighthounds (greyhounds) at home and I just love your characters!! (hope you do not mind silly art) So.... what if Machete.... but borzoi >:D
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startistdoodles · 7 months
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Kirbtober Day 11: Another Dimension
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shima-draws · 3 months
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Finally getting to Law's backstory arc wish me luck O7
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mrtequilasunset · 8 months
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He's a king dust demon with an ice pick smile
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vurelly · 18 days
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i've been sneezing a lot today
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satans-knitwear · 2 months
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From the drafts!!! Bc im STILL a little plague rat 🤧😷🐀✨
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
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missjashin · 1 year
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It’s been some time and Dustin and Steve go to see Wayne. Maybe he is moving out of Hawkins and they go to help with packing or maybe they just wanna check on him and he is reminiscing Eddie. Either way he has punch of old photos out. School photos, birthdays, first concerts, various different types from different ages.
One photo really catches Steve’s eye tho. It’s a group photo from the early 70s, taken in the summer. Steve asks Wayne “Why do you have this?”, seemingly little shocked and bewildered by the photo. Wayne looks at the photo and smiles telling it was taken in a summer camp Eddie once went. “That’s my boy” Wayne tells pointing one kid among the others. Dustin also looks at the photo and smiles. It seems like a good and happy memory.
So Wayne and Dustin get little puzzled when they hear choked sob coming from Steve. He is trying to hold it together but not really succeeding, his hands in his hair pulling so hard it can’t be comfortable. Just walking away from them now, fighting the tears. Rather weird and strong reaction for a mere summer camp photo, especially coming from Steve… Till you take a little closer look at the photo.
Because yes, with his buzz cut hair and thousand watt smile there’s little Eddie. Little Eddie who has his arm over another kid’s shoulder, pulling closer a little boy with a sweet smile, chestnut hair and tiny moles dotted on his face.
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