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#ma'am...#i havent posted gifs since 2017#but have returned for HER#sabrina impacciatore#valentina white lotus#the white lotus#white lotus
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Dixie decided she really needed a potty.
It's nearly 2 am. I had been asleep. It's snowing.
But I know from experience that if I let her out back she'll just sit and quiver in protest and generally out-stubborn me. She does not want to be in inclement weather, but by Dog if she's going to be, then she's taking me with her!
So into my boots and on goes my coat and away we go into the world of icy suburban streets.
And this little shit!
After ages of spinning in place to find the perfect lat/long for her bathrooming needs-- so much circling, in fact, that her leash had been wound into a perfect coil on her back by the time she was finally in position...
She left me!
There I am, picking up Madame's toilet, and I turn to see her trotting home without me, tail wagging, dragging her light up leash merrily behind her.
I tell you, the loyalty.
#hissing no stop freeze! DIXIE!! trying not to wake the neighbors#then she had the audacity to ask for her after walk cookie#ma'am...
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Cedric Gets Help
#Ma'am...#It's CEDRIC#Cedric Gets Help#finally...#cedric the sorcerer#cedric the great#sofia the first#shitpost
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help a random number started texting me thinking i was a friend of theirs and after i was like "wrong number sorry :(" they asked for my name and age
#who does that???#am i the weird one is this completely reasonable behaviour??#and she just gave me her name and age too!!!#ma'am...#what#hartradio
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Not to be gay or anything but UGGGGGGGGGH SKADI'S ENG VOICE.
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some days i'm like yeah i look my age then other days someone asks if i'm still in high school
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working on the myra art i was talking about earlier
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#oh for fucks sake#if i have to listen to my shithead of a mother bitch and whine and moan about me being disabled one more fuckinG time i s2g#she's been going on for 20 mins abt how annoying it is that i had to go lie down for a bit bc i had a migraine and a pain flare up#which meant i guess that she didnt get to make dinner when she wanted to (i told her she could just eat w/o me like who cares)#so now she's on a rampage abt how inconvenient it is to her and how i ruin her schedule and her life all the time etc etc#and when i responded calmly w 'well what would u like me to do- snap my fingers and not be disabled anymore? u TOLD me to go lie down.'#she exploded and is like 'oh noOoo ofc not nothing is ever ur fault u just accidentally do these things'#bitch WHAT THINGS ?????#exist as disabled ??? be in so much pain i spend most of my life these days in bed ??? be unable to function to ur standards ????#do u Hear urself ??#now she's sitting on the couch pouting and fuming like a toddler bc i was in bed for 2 hours instead of 30 mins (bc too much pain to get up)#and throwing a tantrum like that is in any way normal or acceptable behaviour#'u always do this! but nooo u can do w/e u want cant u ?? u dont have to consider others!!'#ma'am...#a) no i dont have to consider others when it comes to taking care of myself and my debilitating illnesses. that's an insane thing to suggest#b) nobody told u u could not do w/e the fuck u wanted while i was out of commission. u just did this to have more to complain abt#c) ah yes bc i 'want' to be bedbound in excruciating pain. that was a choice i made. for funsies. for the bit.#whaT ?????#god someone save me im gonna lose my mind w this shit#not to mention she's also belligerently drunk so like. there's that also. cant have any proper convo bc of it (not that i wanna talk to her)#jesus fUcking chrisT#i gotta get out of here#this woman is so immensely hateful#ya sorry i ruined ur life by being born this way and now ur stuck 'putting up' w me and 'my shit' (<- actual things she has said many times)#fuuuuuck me.#anyway.#negative#ableism#verbal abuse#ask to tag
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Kurapika in that black suit big hat and huge glasses 😳
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the outfit she wore last night tho 🥵
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watching twd dead city and im so in love with maggie
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i do not enjoy my summer job
#THREE people quit without warning so I'm covering all the shifts because *I'm the best person they have*#so I work from 7:30am until 6pm but I need to leave my house at 5:30 to get there on time and I make it home at around 8:30#and then I need to coordinate with a separate group of kids for 1 on 1 tutoring on the weekends#and I was assigned 8 kids from different schools so that basically means I work literally 7 days a week#and during the day job I have to run a summer camp solo with kids from ages 4 to fucking 16#and it has to be educational I can't just put on Netflix all day#but because the intellect gap is so huge I can't just give everyone the same assignment#so i need to make personalized lessons for 30 kids (by myself)#while also preventing the younger more chaotic kids from destroying the building and choking each other's eyes out#bro some lady dropped off her 2 year old son with me and I was like ?????#ma'am...
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A hand to his chest. " Lady Swan... to what does this humble dreamweaver owe you the pleasure of your company? "
@vamprias / sc ( black swan )
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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12
#“you know... fighting” are you SURE that's how you were gonna end that sentence ma'am#she really realised halfway through that she couldn't give spoilers sjkldfjsdklfj#kathryn hahn#agatha all along#agathario#aubrey plaza#aaaedit#agathaallalongedit#agatharioedit#myedits#myedits: marvel#userchibi#userairi#userbuckleys#userpegs#tuserheidi#tuservaleria#userkarolina#userholtz#tusermira#usercats#useralys#userdosa#userbarrow#agatha all along spoilers
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oh they super understood the assignment this time holy shit
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#falin touden#i know this is supposed to be super scary and it IS#but also oooh ma'am are you free on thursday jesus christ#i can't get enough of seeing her angry and violent and not at all pleasant#perhaps this is the first time that face has ever made those expressions#dungeon meshi episode 17 spoilers
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