#Maggie The Macaw

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

[owcaunion]

"OWCA's finest" character design lineup for my human!OWCA au! super happy with how they all came out ;w;

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Karen the Cat vs. Maggie the Macaw

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Random Dwampyverse Background Character Headcanons

Nancy is married to an agent of the British Spy Union name Verity who didn't know of her wife's involvement in evil until a particularly despicable plot that Nancy's companions persuaded her to partake in got out of hand. After that, Nancy found a way to nip it in the bud, change her ways and now she lives an easier life at Verity's home, occasionally helping with missions.

Verity is the one with the purple and white dress.

Nancy's a person of sweet nature at heart, and has innocent tendencies, and was only convinced to become a L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. member through being told that the group's name is a trick of psychology against O.W.C.A.. Like if they believe they're the good guys it would lead them into a false sense of security and kinda making it easier to reveal their weaknesses or something like that. She's also a theatre nerd.

Here's Doof's friends from 'Act Your Age', from left to right, Memphis, Shane, Saul and Coleen.

Memphis Gero and Saul Stromberg are doctors at Danville Hospital and Saul is the more outspoken and active one. He is a good person at his job and is very qualified, which kinda gets him the more important tasks and other operations. He can get big headed because of this and jump into things without thinking which can land him into trouble.

He's the same person that took Linda and Lawrence into those caverns in 'Save Summer' but one of his incidents involved an injury on his chin and nose, which was altered from his request. He also dyed his hair blonde since.

Memphis keeps more to himself but that's not to say he isn't as qualified. He just doesn't parade it as much. He's one of the usual jokey friends along with Saul when with Heinz.

Shane hadn't been friends with them long before he passed (kinda because I didn't quite care enough to develop him lol).

Coleen is Saul's wife who runs a seaside restaurant named The Wheelhouse and gets along cooperatively with her husband. Both having a lot of the same opinions and love each other very much though Coleen sometimes has to calm him down when he gets too far ahead into potential messes. They’re also Thaddeus, Thor and Mandy’s parents.

Alfie is the calm voice of reason of the team and the level headed man who seems to have a calm, peaceful life that his friends would love to have. Gardening in a downtown allotment, teaching horticulture at Jefferson County Middle School.

He and Heinz' other friends own the O.W.C.A. agents in 'The O.W.C.A. Files' as pets. Saul and Coleen own Kenny the cat, Alfie owns Maggie the macaw as a carrier pigeon and Memphis owns Harry the Hyena.

Baljeet's mum is named Nisha. She's a Maths teacher at Jefferson County and she's the sort of teacher that's easily pushed about by students. She helps keep calm through running her own allotment on the same area as Alfie, who is a good emotional support figure to her.

She was the one who helped Baljeet become as academically gifted as he is but he was the one who helped her in return to stand up for herself and have a bit more fun in her life, thanks to the Phineas and Ferb influence.

[kissofchrysantheum]

My Kwami OCs (for concepts beginning with A)

Leeo the Pangolin of Abduction Thanne the Basilisk of Aberration Yeex the Pony of Ability Lymm the Siphonophore of Abnormality Arro the Orange-Bellied Parrot of Absence Tarro the Tarsier of Absolution Xuush the Duck of Abstraction Wakki the Bat-Eared Fox of Absurdity Zippi the Opossum of Abundance Suuri the Cheetah of Acceleration Ejaab the Capybara of Acceptance Foorii the Wood Frig of Accomplishment Willow the German Shepard of Accountability Raavi the Red Panda of Accuracy Azza the Echidna of Accusations Dii the Dingo of Acknowledgement Erri the Amur Leopard of Acquisition Bluur the Pink Dolphin of Action Oomur the Okapi of Activation Zoor the Boar of Adamance Meetis the Camel of Adaptation Yeers the Saola of Adhesion Karkk the Elephant Shrew of Adjacency Radaar the Tiliger of Adjudication Skii the Maned Wolf of Adjustment Addla the jaguarundi of Admission Barkk the Dog of Adoration Diisu the Chameleon of Advantage Dorri the Dolphin of Adventure Thorrn the Thorny Devil of Adversity Baal the Chickaree of Aether Lieeb the Swan of Affection Meep the Sugar Glider of Affinity Ohhi the Degu of Affirmation Growll the Jaguar of Aggression Fastii Gazelle of Agility Aalypos the Wasp of Agony Dissea the Blue-Ringed Octopus of Ailment Aazm the Hummingbird of Aim Auura the Finch of Air Chirrp the Squirrel of Alertness Fliicker the Dragonfly of Alteration Terri the Pterodactyl of Alteration Spinn the Baryonyx of Altruism Astoon the Polar Bear of Amazement Suup the Hoopoe of Ambiguity Remm the Artic Tern of Ambition Didii the Vaquita of Amendment Chimmp the Chimpanzee of Amnesia Quiir the Ant of Amplification Mynxx the Marble Cocker-Spaniel of Amusement Flarre the Honey Badger of Anger Anno the Worm of Animation Teek the Addax of Animosity Twiis the Scorpion of Annihilation Halli the Corncrake of Annotation Zaara the Hyena of Annoyance Sagaan the Aye-Aye of Anomalistic Eericc the Axolotl of Anonymity Hoot the Owl of Answers the Cape Buffalo of Antagonization Jaanga the Long-Tailed Tit of Anticipation Tiimid the Chimpanzee of Anxiety Cieel the Jelly Fish of Apathy Janna the Lamb of Apotheosis Bliing the Peacock of Appearance Beauu the Scarlet Macaw of Appearance Kovvu the Bowerbird of Appeasement Caal the Blue Whale of Appetite Gaab the Elk of Application Azzad the Seal of Apprehension Fulii the Barracuda of Argumentation Gigi the Goose of Arrogance Pyrro the Fire Ant of Arson Hizz the Ram of Artistry Roo the White Tern of Ascension Mimmi the Mosquito of Assassination Ortizz the Toad of Assertion Uttive the Quokka of Assimilation Innaya the Emperor Penguin Assistance Wiido the Grandala of Atrocity Yeelp the Siberian Husky of Attention Skii Donkey of Attentiveness Flammo the Flamingo of Attraction Asskari the Ferret of Attribution Ranni the Jackle of Audacity Prieel the Squirrel of Authenticity Eeve the Eagle of Authority Triip the Blue Jay of Autonomy Fall the Dormouse of Autumn Maggi the Magpie of Avarice Eero the Spotfin Lionfish of Avoidance Oppo the Orangutan of Awareness Anni the Arabian Horse of Awe

Concepts beginning with B, Concepts beginning with W

Inspired by @mymiraclebox

In bold are Canon Kwamis

if you have any suggestion for animals/ names that you think fits a concept better let me know.

[incorrect-owca-quotes]

List of characters that may make an appearance here

Superiors/Bosses at OWCA:

Colonel Contraction

Major Francis Monogram

Admiral Wanda Acronym

Interns:

Carl Karl

Carla

Associated Teens:

Monty Monogram

Stacy Hirano

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz

Agents:

Perry the Platypus

Pinky the Chihuahua

Peter the Panda

Lyla Lolliberry (the Lemur)

Planty the Potted Plant

Newton the Gnu

Sergei the snail

Terry the Turtle

Gary the Gander

Herman the Hedgehog

Manny the Mongoose

Trainees:

Maggie the Macaw

Harry the Hyena

Karen the Cat

Evil Scientists/Criminals/Rogue Agents:

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Norm (Doofenshmirtz's robot)

Professor Mystery

Professor Poofenplotz

Aloyse Von Roddenstein

Dr. Dimminutive

Professor Kevin Destructicon

Dennis the Rabbit

[princesspuresarahk]

Doofenshmirtz:Secrets

A PnF/O.W.C.A fanfic Takes place few years after O.W.C.A Files

Chapter 1:Spring Ka-Boom! 

It has been 8 years since Heinz Doofenshmirtz reformed from villainy and 3 years since retiring from working with O.W.C.A due to a little accident that happened at H.Q that led him to retire, though Heinz didn’t mind he had fun and enjoyed helping the team while it lasted and the agents even admit they enjoyed Heinz the Ocelot’s company with Harry the Hyna, Karen the Cat, Maggie the Macaw, and even Perry the Platypus threw him a small farewell party with Doonkelberry cake with chocolate ice cream and sparkling cider along with Maggie and Karen gifting him a flower bouquet as they said their goodbyes with them shedding a few tears (mostly Heinz Maggie and Karen) it was the best day Heinz had with them. After leaving O.W.C.A Heinz tried to keep busy he took on hobbies to pass the time from taking on painting again, knitting, and baking (a lot) he even reconnected with his past ex Linda becoming good friends like their daughters as Heinz helped out in events. Life was going pretty well for him, in fact so well he decided to clean up his lab, after all he wasn't really using most of the old animators anymore and he didn’t like knowing they were collecting dust, perhaps maybe Major Monogram would want some of them or Linda's sons. He might even sell them to good scientists so the next few days he organized every inator he had cleaning up the pieces from the old inventions putting them and organizing all in junk boxes to either donate or throw away to recycle as he was lifting a heavy box load across the living room, suddenly he felt a vibration in his pocket balancing the heavy box with one arm and hip he fished out his phone checking to see it was a text from Vanessa she was on break from college and was coming over for a surprise visit saying that she'll be here in 30 minutes making Heinz smile. Texting back Heinz replied (that’s great news sweetie maybe we can grab some lunch when you get here see you in a little bit Vanessa : ) )Unfortunately while he was distracted his grip on the boxes slightly tilted, causing a tumble as heavy as the boxes fell, luckily he moved out of the way in time, he decided to assess the damage, but in doing that he didn’t see the self-destruct button which he accidentally pressed with his knee. As a high-pitch self-destruct sounded Heinz broke into a sweat “Uh oh that can’t be gg….?”

The birds suddenly jumped from their perches squawking from fright at the sudden 'KKKKAAAA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!' coming from the top of the building a booming explosion so loud it was heard not far from Vanessa's location as her 30 minutes became 20 as she ran up the building to the elevator after hearing that familiar sound panic on her face, "Dad!, Dad!, You ok!" She called out, the dust settled and Vanessa could finally make out her father, she ran over to him helping him up. Kneeling she was able to get a good look at her father he looked like he was beaten up from the explosion with a couple of cuts and bruises and sores all over him from whichever inator got him she didn't know how it was going to affect him but thankfully he was still breathing which was a good sign and one thing she did know was that she had to get him into a hospital "it's going to be okay Dad we're going to get you to help just hang on!" She whispered gently patting her father's face as let out a small grown/whimper Vanessa began dialing for an ambulance "It's going to be okay Daddy don't you worry I'm here." The sounds of Ambulance sirens filled the street, as the O.W.C.A’s private Paramedics ran into the building; they were quick to get Doofenshmirtz into the Ambulance, and to Reassure Vanessa.“Don’t worry miss, your father is in great hands!” a young man spoke. “I’m going with him!” Vanessa spoke, quickly to push past the young man and stand next to her father.

Two Weeks later

the last thing Heinz felt was soreness and a lot of pain like he was hit by a ton of bricks every inch of his body as he opened his eyes vision was slightly blurry but it was soon clearly revealed that he was in a hospital bed slowly looking around he noticed his daughter in one of the chairs fast asleep looking like she's been there all night what was she doing here? Was he doing here? And what was on his face? Gently lifting his hand he lightly taped fingers across his cheek realizing he was completely covered in bandages not only on his face but on his arms and someone's legs his eyes know the mouth how did this happen to him maybe Vanessa knows using his strength racing his voice to a loud strained voice whisper called out to his daughter "Va..Van.. Vanessa... Vanessa?" Hearing her father's voice after 2 weeks of waiting for him to wake Vanessa opened her eyes in surprise and happiness that her dad was awake! "Daddy!" she happily cries out, soon a bunch of doctors come into his room.

They all ask him questions that feel like they blur together. "He just woke up, give him some space!" Vanessa spoke, glaring at the doctors, they eseed up a bite waiting for him to speak. "Wha..what..hap..happen..?"He asked voice still a little strained sensing the dryness in her dad's voice Vanessa quickly fetched a cup of water that was next to them placing a bendy straw to help drink "Here Dad have some water this should help." Placing the straw by her dad's lips Heinz gladly took it taking slow sips to quench his thirst as the doctor explained what happened "he gave us quite a scare there Mr.Doofenshmirtz you're lucky your daughter got to you just in time we managed to cover and disinfect the cuts and sores from the accident but the force from the explosion must have really knocked you out hard as you were out for 2 weeks while your body healed itself." That will be good news for Heinz and for some odd reason he did feel different like there was a strange divergent in his body he had no idea what it was but we'll have to wait and see if whatever happened must have affected his body somehow.“That’s great news Doc, you’re gonna be ok Dad.” Vanessa sighed in relief “I’m glad it is baby girl” Heinz smiled from under his bandages though he was still curious yet a little concerned about the strange change in his body. What did this inator do to him?

The 3 days passed as Heinz spent his time talking with his daughter who informed Charlene, and Linda who was happy Heinz was alright even visiting him for a while until it was time to go, reading books and watching a little TV, while mostly resting most of the time during his stay the 3rd day, the day his bandages were going to be removed it was nearing afternoon Heinz and Vanessa were just finishing up an early lunch that she brought after getting an ok with the doctor, enjoying some turkey cheese sandwiches and pudding cups for a treat.“Today’s the day Dad you excited?”She asked her father taking a sip of her drink “Yes though I am a little nervous I don’t know what’s hiding behind the bandages.” he commented which was true for the last three days he had maybe even a little scared he felt a hand on his shoulder as Vanessa gave a reassuring smile “hey its gonna be alright dad whatever happens I’m here for you.” Giving her dad a gentle squeeze “Thank you, sweetie.” Feeling at ease he decided to open up his pudding scooping up a big bite in his mouth eyes widened at the flavor “Oh this rice pudding..?” he swirled the desert around showing Vanessa the label “Oh oh yeah Dad it is I’m sorry I forgot you don’t like rice pudding I must’ve grabbed it by accident instead of vanilla, you can have mine instead dad here” offering her chocolate one but Heinz decline “no no that’s alright Vanessa actually (taking spoonful)..hmm..it’s actually not that bad..oh is that a hint of cinnamon?..(taking another bite) hey it’s pretty good.” rice pudding wasn’t so bad after all. They both laughed as they finished up the Doctor came in to check on them “Afternoon Mr.Doofenshmirtz are you ready to remove those wrappings?” walking to Heinz getting a small pair of scissors ready taking a breath he nodded “Yes doctor I’m ready.” Taking his daughter’s hand for comfort Heinz closed his eyes a the Doc to cut the wraps holdings “ok Mr.Doofenshmirtz I need you to hold still for me ok.” He instructed as he carefully removed each bandage Heinz took a shaky breath until the last wrapping was removed from his face, a sudden gasp came from Vanessa startling as the Doctor gave an “Oh my” What was it? “Vaness? What..what is it?..is something wrong?” opened to see his daughter's expression shocked and a little on her face “No..no it's not dad..it's just..dad it's your face!” now he was worried “What...what do you mean Vanessa? what’s with my face is there something on it? (was it a scar or something else he had to see!)what is it, what is it, let me see please?!” quickly Vanessa fetched a mirror from her purse “here dad just don’t freak out ok.” Handing it to her father Heinz slowly hands slightly shaking to his face. His jaw dropped from what he saw staring back at him. For there right in the reflection was his face yet it was different like a side that had never seen before as if it bloomed right out his face after years of hiding, his hair normally a simple brown that looked/felt richer and softer like silk even growing longer covering half his face, his eyes were still a deep sea blue that seems to shine, behind long eyelashes, nose sharper, as he brushed his hair out of the way lightly touching his pale skin feeling softer and smoother with soft features his high cheeks a rosy hue, lips red and plump like cherries. He knew something was different as the doc helped unwrapped the rest from his arms and legs it seemed his whole body become softer and elegant. It’s as if the strange inator brought his inner beauty..? he couldn’t believe it “How..how was this possible?” he felt he was gonna faint.

stay tune for chapter 2 and what do y'all think will happen next comment in reply for ideas ? how is Heinz gonna handle his new face and body? what parts of his old inator did this? how will his family react?!

credit to the lovely https://www.tumblr.com/ppatricia34me for helping and being a part of this story. a mini comic will appear in one of the scenes. 

[certifiedwerewolf]

Maggie Macaw: You ever wonder why we're here?

Harry Hyena: I think OWCA are running out of ideas for our training

[thenewnio]

Fantasia Knights funny moments from my favorite episodes

Lucky, Lucky Snake

Think Kaa is safe from being put through the wringer as a human? Think again.

Enzo: (to Human!Kaa, who is sprawled on the ground, unconscious) You okay there, buddy?

Birds of a Feather

This exchange, after they save Iago from the angry merchant:

Iago: Who are you guys?

Taylor: (gently) We’ve come to save you. Come with us…

(A beat, before Iago abruptly flies off)

Iago: Don’t talk ta me wit’ that voice!

Enzo: (shit-eating grin) A bird just rejected you, dude.

Genie’s first appearance, when he flies into the room and jubilantly hugs Kian, mistaking him for Aladdin. At one point he asks, “Hey Al, did you get shorter?”

“We’ve got a slight problem: Aladdin and Iago swapped species, so Al’s now a blue macaw, and Iago’s… the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.”

Iago: I AINT’ CUTE!

“BY THE POWERS THAT BE, I COMMAND YOU TO RETURN TO NORMAL!!!”

Human!Iago taking advantage of his situation while passing himself off as Jasmine’s brother. And it is amazing.

Iago: Ya might wanna be a bit nicer to me, considering the fact that I AM THE ONE IN CHARGE!

“YOU FOOL!”

Iago assumes that, because he’s a human now, he can approach Rajah without getting pounced on, as he attempts to secretly sic him on a stuck-up young caliph. However, Rajah knows who the red-haired boy is. No points for guessing how that turns out.

Iago: (to the caliph while noticeably battered) You win this round, bub.

Iago’s rant as he starts angrily stripping off the “royal” outfit Genie zapped up for him: “A dog show is where I DRAW THE LINE!”

And said “princely” outfit is what Human!Iago wore in the Broadway musical of Aladdin.

And Iago is wearing those clothes over what he was wearing when he became human.

This gem:

Enzo: YO, BIRD BOY!

Iago: WHAT?! (Realizes he just gave away his location to the Knights)

And immediately afterward Enzo tackles him like a football player.

“Words of wisdom” from Iago:

Iago: Sometimes, you just gotta run like heck from your problems.

The entire chase through the bazaar to rescue Iago from Muge’s mooks. Highlights include:

The burning fireworks cart.

The food merchant behind them ignoring the scene right in front of him and going on with his job. Obviously, this type of thing happens quite often in Agrabah.

Once Genie is called upon, things really get hysterical. The faces on Muge’s servants add to the hilarity.

Muge, as it turns out, is not happy upon learning that her retainers have kidnapped Iago.

Turan: Now, which is worse? Inconveniencing Agrabah, or dying alone and single?

Muge: KIDNAPPING THE PRINCESS’S BROTHER, YOU MORONS!

And in the background, Iago is trying unsuccessfully to free himself from the sack he’s been tied up in from the neck down, to no success. At one point, he tries chewing through the ropes, only to stop when he almost accidentally strangles himself.

An exasperated Iago desperately confessing that he’s not actually Jasmine’s brother, but a parrot. Muge’s disbelieving reaction is priceless.

“Wait, there’s more! I’M SCUM! I once had a psychopath boss, I gamble at the Nest Egg, I ALREADY GOT A GIRL IN THE RAINFOREST!!!”

“TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF AGONY UPON YE!!!” (Ass Shove) “Oops.”

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play

Enzo entering the saloon, making one hell of an impression:

Patron: Hey! Are you the fella who took down them Stonehart brothers?

Enzo: Yeah, I got ‘em with one bullet.

Patron#2: All seven of them?

Enzo: ...Yup. All seven of 'em.

The story he comes up with to explain his supposed feat is pretty hilarious too (what we get to hear of it, anyway).

Enzo: Bullet hits the pickaxe, ricochets back towards Stonehart number three, and THAT'S WHEN THE ROOF CAVED IN, igniting the fuel, instantly vaporizing his bodily form, leaving nothing but a burnt-black husk.

Patron#3: Hold on there, that's only six. What happened to number seven?

Enzo: Oh, well, obviously he died of gangrene.

After Maggie, Mrs. Calloway and Grace are turned human, Calloway demands that they be changed back. Taylor asks Enzo for the Animal Artifact:

Enzo: Ya mean the big, shiny medallion with the mouse insignia?

Taylor: Uh-huh.

Enzo: Exactly like the one those rustlers stole?

Taylor: Yup.

Enzo: ...Well, it got stolen.

Taylor: (Seeing Mrs. Calloway’s Tranquil Fury) So it did.

A great chunk of jokes in this episode are of Pearl’s girls getting used to their new human bodies:

Their first attempt at two-legged walking. Insert QWOP jokes here.

Mrs. Calloway tries to compose herself and look as dignified as possible... and comically walks right into the closed door.

Human Maggie taking a bite of an ear of corn like a cow and a passerby giving her a "WTF?" look.

And earlier, in a Funny Background Event, she’s clearly checking out her.... uh... “human udders.” And then she motions Grace over for a look. Both are clearly unimpressed at what they see.

When the Knights and bovine-turned-humans spot Jose, Maggie gets down on all fours and prepares to charge him.

When the group comes across the Granger Gang’s secret lair, and River is inspecting the locked entrance.

River: This is either gonna take a lot of our magic, or some good lockpicking skills to-

Maggie: UH OH, CLUMSY ME! (shoulder smashes down the door)

(River stands there with a shocked look on her face)

The entire chase/fight scene with the Granger Gang and the heroes counts as both a CMOF and CMOA.

This exchange:

Kian: Who wants a story where the bad guys win?

Jose: I do! It’s called a ‘change of pace’! Let me spell it out for ya: We’ve got you outnumbered! Right boys? (turns around to see the rest of the gang running away screaming) ...Boys? Aw, dangit!

[uncharted-constellations]

Did some owca file designs as an excuse to draw a midpoint Perry between main series and Act Your Age, i imagine in the human au instead of the black fedora bands they get assigned their animal after graduating. Didnt really try with post grad doof, sorry bro

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

Yes he is.

i dont know about other dimensions, but teal hair is sure very popular here.

[owcaunion]

lineup of my human!owca designs so far, idk what to name this au yet AHAHAHAHAHHA

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Perry: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* 

Maggie: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents 

Perry: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you 

Peter: Actually I did the math, Maggie would have $225, not $0.15. 

Maggie: Fam I’m right here.... 

Harry : If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) 

Perry: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? 

Harry : Sorry I only have a dollar 

Perry: :( 

Peter: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Maggie would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent 

Harry : If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice 

Peter: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 

Karen : Yeah and they want soda and apply juice 

Peter: Apply juice to what 

Pinky: Directly to the forehead 

Maggie: Great chat everyone

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Best (Tertiary) Phineas and Ferb Character Tournament: Round 1

June 2

Beckham Fletcher vs. Beckham Fletcher

Pele Fletcher vs. Pele Fletcher

Beckham Fletcher vs. Eliza Fletcher

Super Super Big Doctor's Brother vs. Super Super Big Doctor's Brother

Suzy's Poodle vs. Brown Family's Dog

Annabelle Johnson vs. Nicolette Johnson

Hawkeye Johnson vs. Jack Johnson

Adrien Fletcher vs. Lucy Fletcher

June 3

Doofenshmirtz's date vs. Doofenshmirtz's evil date

Xavier Johnson vs. Fred Johnson

Newton the Gnu vs. Harry the Hyena

Karen the Cat vs. Maggie the Macaw

Admiral Acronym vs. Balthazar Harowitz

Candroid vs. Robot Candace

Brigitte vs. Garbog

Jose Doofenshmirtz vs. Lorraine

June 4

Thaddeus vs. Thor

Mr. Garcia-Shapiro vs. Mr. Tjinder

Normbots vs. Norm's old head

Mrs. Feyersied vs. Nana Shapiro

Biff vs. Biffany van Stomm

Lil' Sparks Melissa vs. Mishti Patel

Farmer's Wife vs. Flower Vendor

Carla vs. Coltrane

June 6

Beppo Brown vs. Bob Webber

Dr. Hirano vs. Mrs. Tjinder

Mr. Random vs. Professor Mystery

Planty the Potted Plant vs. Terry the Turtle

Albert Dubois vs. Alice

Amanda Johnson vs. Esmeralda Poofenplotz

Johnny vs. Steve

Tristan vs. T-shirt Cannon Guy

Talking Zebra vs. Wendy (Slushydawg girl)

[humanperryfic]

It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it!

9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)

[timegays]

Hanging out after work