#Maybe this is the second award or I'm an idiot

[dastra-night]

I was bored and decided to do some kind of fan voting, I could barely fit these sans here, I'm an idiot :''3

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Moooore descendants 4 incorrect quotes with Glassheart/CharmingHeart (they back)

(and other ships)

Red: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

(Girl. Same)

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Maddox: Man, I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk!

Red: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them.

Maddox: You said I should try some!

Red: I said they were good.

Maddox: That’s not how I heard it.

(MADDOX! HIIIII! SOME LOVE FOR YOU TOO BUDDY!)

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Red: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. Maddox always tells me one thing every year. They say, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity.

(AU. Red is a good cook)

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Chloe: So how’s the food Red made?

Cinderella: It's great! Compliments to them.

Chloe: *goes to the kitchen*

Chloe: You're adorable.

Red: *blushes*

(again. Red is a good cook. She invites the Charmings for dinner and then asks them for their blessing when Chloe leaves)

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Chad: we could make a boys club!

Maddox: Im non-binary.

Chad:

Chad: Anti-girls club.

(Slay. Also can't decide if Maddox should be green or purple. Maybe even orange but I chose green for now. Will change later if I'm in the mood)

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Red: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Chloe: Do it or you're straight.

Red: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

(That's too far, Chloe! Are you mad?!)

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Chloe: Operation no more distractions is a go!

*not even 10 seconds later*

Chloe: Oh, look! A butterfly!

(She's either laser focused or cannot concentrate at all)

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Red: *clicks pen*

Maddox: *clicks pen in response*

Queen of Hearts: Stop that.

Red: Stop what?

Queen of Hearts: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Red: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Red, to Chloe: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

(I'm surprised you kept your Head. And they absolutely did learn that because they had nothing else they could do)

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Chloe: Come on, Chad. Nobody actually believes that Red is in love with me.

Chad, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Red is helplessly in love with Chloe.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Chloe: Red, put your hand down.

(*raises hand* what more evidence do you need??)

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Chloe: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Chloe, gesturing to Chad and Red fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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Red: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Chloe made me get tested.

(It is canon now. Headcanon)

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Chloe: Anything else?

Red: Yeah. Stay away from me!

Chloe: Alright. See you in the room we share

(Literally them. Canon. can also be switched)

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Queen of Hearts: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

(rather that and not off with my head)

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Queen of Hearts: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Red’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive!

(Oop-. Damn. She would care more tho. I think..)

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Queen of Hearts: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.

Mal: What makes you say that?

Queen of Hearts: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?

Mal: Your Majesty.. You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?

Queen of Hearts: *screams in anger*

(Just a meeting between two Queens ✨. Canon

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Queen of Hearts: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Maddox: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

(ssSSHHhhH. Not so loud. Don't want you to lose your head. Canon tho)

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Red: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Uma: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words.

Red: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

(Girl same. Getting advice from the principal ✨ she probably did something 👀)

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Queen of Hearts: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

(She for real does make it everyone's problem)

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Hope you liked it!

Wanted to add more but then it would have been too long.

So the next one has more of the OGs

Byeeee

[thegoldencontracts]

May I request Ace, Deuce, and Riddle taking care of a Ramshackle Prefect reader who’s come down with the flu or something? (I hope requesting multiple characters at once is okay…)

Of course, multiple characters is okay! Thank you so much for requesting!

Sick Days

You're sick. Lovely. But at least your fellow schoolmates are there to make this a bit less awful.

Notes: Sickfic, my beloved, small fics for each character, reader has no pronouns, reader's face isn't mentioned to turn red, no size/hair type giveaways, etc, please tell me if I've added a description that makes the reader difficult to relate to!

You woke up feeling like absolute garbage. You felt hot and cold at the same time, your head hurt, and you were so, so dizzy.

There was a paw on your face. Grim.

"Myah, human, took you long enough!" he said. "Class already started, but the Great Grim stayed behind just for you!"

It took a second for his words to register.

What? Class already started? You're late, this is gonna be terrible, you're late, and-

"You're burnin' up!" Grim said, which was probably true, now that you thought about it. You didn't really feel like addressing his concerns.

Instead, you gave your own very intelligent input.

"Ugh."

"You should probably stay home, human. Get better, so you can get back to serving the Great Grim faster."

Even when he was concerned, Grim just had to be- well, Grim, didn't he? Whatever. You just wanted to sleep. You'd call in absent later, or whatever.

You went to sleep. Tried to, at least. It was half tossing and turning, a quarter trying to get comfortable in your blankets, an immeasurable amount of time sneezing and sniffling - Grim managed to get you a tissue box with his paws at some point and maybe one percent actual resting.

After what, according to the clock was a few hours worth of suffering, you heard a knock on your bedroom.

"Who is it?"

Ace Trappola

"Vil Schoenheit, duh." You were not letting Ace diss you while you were sick. Not a chance.

"Don't come in."

"Jeez," Ace said, seeming pretty concerned. "You sound awful. I'm coming in."

So kind, Ace. So kind. Truly, that man deserved an award for his raw tact.

The door slammed open, and you could see Ace's smug grin fall for a moment before coming back up.

"You got sick?" He said, giving you a once-over.

Obviously you were sick! What kind of question was that?

"No, I'm actually better than I've ever been," you said. "That's why I didn't come to school. To celebrate my raw level of health."

"Whatever. Can't blame you for that, but you're still and idiot for those thick blankets. You're supposed to lower your body temperature when you're sick; even Deuce knows that."

You weren't going to stand for this slander of your mutual friend - no matter how much those two tried to deny their friendship.

"Take back what you said about-"

"And get some food in your system! I'm getting you some soup."

Before you could even say anything, Ace was gone.

Was he- concerned about you? Actually, yeah, that was probably it. Ace was just built like that.

After a while, he was back, with a bowl of soup and a wet towel in hand.

"Trey, uh, had some soup leftover," he said, pressing the towel to your forehead. Cold. So cold. You wanted it off. "And the towel'll help get your temperature down. Don't take it off."

For all you made fun of Ace, he was actually so street-smart it was scary sometimes, and that included being able to read your thoughts.

"I won't," you said, more like mumbled, because your throat was so sore you'd think someone shoved a bunch of needles down it.

"You sound awful," he said with a snicker. "You need water. I'll go get it for you."

You didn't even mind the fact that he was making fun of you right now, you were just thankful for that sweet, sweet water. Your throat was dryer than the Sahara - which, funnily enough, didn't actually mean anything, since the Sahara didn't exist in Twisted Wonderland and was therefore just gibberish.

Lo and behold, he came back, carrying a thermos filled with water.

"Drink some," he said, holding the bottle up to your lips.

That gave you pause. What was next, him feeding you the soup?

Still, you needed the water, so you drank it without thinking.

It felt so good. Finally, rain in the Sahara!

You didn't have much time to rejoice before Ace held up a spoon of soup to your mouth.

"Say ah," he said, evidently very amused.

"I'm not a little kid, I can feed myself."

Ace just looked at you, unimpressed.

"Your hands're shaking so hard I can see them through the blankets," he said. "You're an idiot if you think your hands can take that soup anywhere but all over your blankets."

He was mean, but he was right. Curse him.

You opened your mouth, and he fed you a spoonful. This was how it went until the bowl was gone.

"You can leave now," you said.

"Nah," Ace replied. "You clearly need help getting better."

He was staying, wasn't he? And there was nothing you could do to change that. Whatever, maybe being babied wouldn't be so bad.

Besides, this was his own way of showing he cared, and it was one you didn't entirely mind. It'd be rude to push him away.

"Fine, fine," you said.

"Good."

And so, with Ace's help, getting better wasn't so bad.

A week later, however, Ace himself got sick. He really should've seen that coming.

"Here, say 'ah'."

"D-Don't feed me, idiot! I'm not a baby, I can do it myself."

How the turns had tabled.

Deuce Spade

"It's me, Deuce."

That was a relief.

"Come in," you said. "It's not locked."

The door opened, and you could make out the blue hair and black mark of none other than Deuce, one of your two friends from Heartslabyul - No matter how much Ace tried to deny he cared.

"You look terrible, Prefect," he said, and you knew he didn't mean to insult you, but it still hurt.

"I know," you said. "What'd you come here for?"

"You didn't come to class, so I was worried," Deuce said. "Now I know why. Anything I can do to make you feel better?"

There was one thing you wanted, more than anything.

"Water," you croaked out. "Please."

Right now, you and water were star-crossed lovers. Maybe Deuce could change that.

"Right away."

Deuce scurried out of the room, and, after a few, agonizing seconds, came back with your beloved water.

"Do you need help drinking?" he asked.

For a second, you thought that question was offensive. You could get it yourself. Then. you tried to reach for the bottle, and realized that his question was a very good one.

"Yep," you said, because your trembling hand were not bringing that bottle up to your mouth. The task just seemed daunting.

He put the bottle up to your mouth, and you drank up. Finally, your throat was parched. Relief.

"Anything else you need?" Deuce asked.

Although you didn't feel particularly nauseous right now, you weren't going to risk it with a meal. Right now, you just wanted someone to accompany you through your misery.

"Just stay with me," you asked. "You don't have to, I mean, I know you probably have a bunch of things to do, but-"

"No," Deuce said. "I'll stay with you. You're my friend, a-and, I want to do anything I can to make you feel any better."

He looked away.

"S-Sorry, I know how stupid that sounds," he said. You were going to correct his inaccurate statement.

"Deuce."

"Y-Yeah?"

"I'm pretty sure that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me."

"Thanks." Deuce scratched the back of his neck sheepishly. "Anyways, do you wanna know what stuff in class we learned so it's easier for you to catch up?"

You smiled.

"I would love that."

Deuce made that sick day so much better. Somehow, he didn't even get sick. You honestly envied that good immune system. It was good that he didn't suffer for trying to help you, though.

Riddle Rosehearts

"Prefect, I was informed that you were absent from class today. Do you have an explanation?"

"I'm sick," you said, miffed. Riddle was actually great to be around, but god, you didn't have the patience for getting lectured right now.

Silence. More silence. Sheepish scurrying.

After a while, you hear another knock.

"Prefect, it's me," Riddle said. "I would like to apologize for my discourteous behavior prior."

The door opened, and there was Riddle, carrying a bunch of stuff.

"Aagh," was your highly intelligent greeting.

Riddle walked up to you, getting out a towel. He cast a water spell on it.

"You look quite disheveled," he said, putting the now wet towel on your forehead. "I really do feel terrible about the way I addressed you earlier. Trey had some soup leftover, would you like some?"

You nodded. You wanted something warm right now, especially with the cold cloth on your head.

"I'll get it for you, then."

From his bag, he took out a canteen, a spoon, and a napkin. He was really well-prepared, wasn't he? That really wasn't a shock. This was Riddle, after all, top student and ultimate over-preparer - actually, maybe Azul or Jamil took the latter role. Nothing could beat seeing Azul's backup-backup plans for the serious affair of buying cheese from Sam's.

Riddle handed you the soup, waving his magic-pen.

Your hand weren't trembling anymore. Weird.

"That was me," Riddle said, noticing your confusion. "The spell will temporarily let you eat in comfort."

"Thanks," you said, taking a sip of the soup. It tasted so good to your empty stomach. The nausea'd worn off some time ago, and now you were left with the burning feeling of hunger. You scarfed down that soup in no time, leaving Riddle with a concerned look.

"Are you not worried about vomiting?" he said.

You shook your head.

"I don't feel nauseous," you said. "Not now, at least."

That seemed to be a good enough answer for Riddle, who nodded.

"Is there anything else you'd like?"

"Can you help me catch up on the stuff I missed?"

"Of course," Riddle said, summoning a massive notebook. You gulped.

This was going to be a long day, wasn't it? Oh, well, at least it wouldn't be as bad as it would've been without Riddle.

Only three days after helping you get better, Riddle also got sick. You felt so bad, he was a stickler for attendance and now he was missing school because of you! You had to help him.

"I'm so, so sorry, Riddle, I swear!"

"You- achoo! H-Have nothing to- to be sorry for, Prefect."

[imdead770]

yours and soda's first argument

Sodapop Curtis x Reader - First Fight

Authors Note - So sorry for not writing this sooner, I don't really have an excuse, I just never felt like it. Enjoy!

• The fact the two of you even fought is crazy to me

• I think Soda is pretty good with communication

• Like he comes to you if he's hurt, you go to him, there's no secrets between either of you

• But there's one thing we all know

• Just because Sodapop has a partner doesn't mean the girls will leave him alone

• Maybe one of them go a bit too handsy while you were coincidentally at DX

• Poor Sodapop has no idea they're flirting because he's just like 'okay, they're touching my arm, weird but you do you'

• Then she gets more handsy

• And the thing that made you mad is Sodapop didn't do shit about it

• This random girl was practically feeling him up and he was just smiling and talking to her, trying to get customer service points

• I'd be mad too

• You know Soda would never cheat on you

• But still, if some random guy had his hand on your bicep you'd say something about it

• At least lean away

• But Sodapops just sitting there, all smiles.

• So eventually Soda comes back to the Curtis house where you often are, all excited to tell you about what Steve did today

• Only to be met with you

• His first thought is 'aw, she had a bad day'

• Which is so sweet holy shit

• But back to the beef

• You, obviously, confront him

"Hey.. how come you were letting that girl touch you like that?"

• He's gotta think for a second because he doesn't even remember any girl

• Then it clicks

• Shit, she was flirting??

• Aw fu-

"It ain't anythin' important"

• Right when he said it he regretted it

• 'WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU THINKING??'

" What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

"It's nothing."

"What, you let hot girls feel you up and then come home to me all sunshiney?"

"It's not-.."

• This idiot

• His swore his brain wasn't working

"Why ya' gotta be so jealous?"

• Oh shit

• He could've sworn he heard a snap in your nervous system

"What?"

"Look, darlin', I didn't-"

"Can you shut up for one second? What the hell do you mean?"

• He can't even respond

• He's still internally slapping himself on the forehead

"Are you gonna just stand there?"

"I.."

• You just rolled your eyes (understandable) and walked off

• The moment you left he slapped him in the forehead with an audible 'pow'

• After that, if you're like me, you kept your distance

• Cause, for a good reason, you're pissed

• Sodapop goes to Darry for advice

• And of course Darrys response is

"Are you stupid?"

"I dropped outta school, Dar', course I'm stupid."

"Yeah but I didn't think you were that stupid"

• He tells Soda to give you your space

• And Soda tries, he really does

• But he just can't avoid you

• He's literally head over heels for you and he's supposed to just ignore you??

• So eventually he finally manages to track you down

• This man is practically on his knees begging you to forgive him

"I'm so sorry, I ain't never do it again, it was stupid I know-"

• If I were in your shoes I'd start laughing

• Or maybe you're still mad

• Or you're smiling at the apology, depends on who you are.

• But it's practically impossible not to forgive him

• He said "I'm sorry" at least 500 times by now

• He sounds like Eminem at this point

• So either you're

A) "I forgive you, Soda"

Or

B) To stubborn to forgive so you just kiss him

• I'm personally a B but you do you

• It's the sweetest kiss ever

• Pure wattpad fanfiction kiss

• Soft and sweet with both of you smiling into it

• Especially Soda

• He hasn't tasted you in like.. 1 day

• That's practically an eternity

• In summary

• Arguments with Soda rarely happen

• And if they do they last for 3 days max

• Normally with Sodapop knocking at your window with some roses and his award winning smile

• And no matter how big the problem is

• You always end up making out

• Gotta love Soda

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. ❜

❛ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ❜

❛ people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. ❜

❛ why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. ❜

❛ what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. ❜

❛ a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. ❜

❛ i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. ❜

❛ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. ❜

❛ diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. ❜

❛ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! ❜

❛ i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. ❜

❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜

❛ i wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. ❜

❛ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. ❜

❛ why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. ❜

❛ i don't trust trees. they're shady. ❜

❛ i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. ❜

❛ i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. ❜

❛ there’s a new type of broom out. it’s sweeping the nation. ❜

❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜

❛ what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. ❜

❛ i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ❜

❛ i got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off. ❜

❛ did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ❜

❛ tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. ❜

❛ why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! ❜

❛ thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. ❜

❛ i once ate a watch. it was time consuming. ❜

❛ why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! ❜

❛ i don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. ❜

❛ never trust an atom, they make up everything! ❜

❛ i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. ❜

❛ how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. ❜

❛ what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. ❜

❛ when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ❜

❛ i made a pun about the wind but it blows. ❜

❛ it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ❜

❛ what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. ❜

❛ i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. ❜

❛ i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. ❜

❛ why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.❜

❛ how do you organize a space party? you planet. ❜

❛ i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. ❜

❛ the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. ❜

❛ it takes guts to be an organ donor. ❜

❛ why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. ❜

❛ a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. ❜

❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

❛ so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means? it’s not the end of the world! ❜

[lover-of-mine]

On the question of the new viewers. Let me preface with after getting burned bad I made a promise I would never ship Canon straight characters as queer ships ever again. It just comes into play to understand the readers digest version of this. Yes I was always aware of the Buddie ship and the actors but that was it

I accidentally started season 6. It just came on, and I just didnt look away. Here's how it went.

I actually saw the lasagna dinner scene and thought wait they went Canon? That's them right? Then quickly realized. Nope 2 straight besties. Bucks a cool uncle (didn't know about will scene forgive me). And proceeded to not get attached.

Actually easy because they separated them a bit. But then there was the lightening strike and poker date and I was like oh somethings happening. I was wrong they had the dopey ass ending and I was like bless me for not getting invested.

Then.... It was a year wait!!!!!! So it was a boredom tune back in. I was pleased to see Bucks bi story. I thought the first kiss was charming. Then he was just there. I left the season thinking Eddie was tragically in love with his dead wife and Buck was experimenting.

If I didn't go back to binge I would have gone into 8 with these expectations. Eddie either excepting he was a tragic single father forever. Buck, yes probably seeing Tommy, but no I was not a shipper. Firstly because of appearance. I have no problem with age difference but with them I just don't like it. Tommy seems older and rougher. On the flip side personality. That Tommy wasn't what I pictured Bucks end game as like at all. I wanted someone like Spencer Reid if it wasn't Eddie.

But... . I did go back and binge. S1 was a trip. Got to S2. Saw the opening. Went duh I get why they ship them, but you ain't getting me. Until the elf scene. I really was good. But right after the elf scene I remembered hearing how Tim wrote it as a nod and double checked.. Remember, it would be weird to see the scene and know Tim knows after knowing full well yes Buck would come out queer. So it really was a no brainer after that. No way Tim created this in S2 if they weren't end game if there was ever a chance.

Then came the well, tsunami, shooting, will reveal, break ups, co dependant idiots and finally caught back to the lasagna and lightening. Also seeing how much Eddie isn't a reliable narrator about his relationship with Shannon. The version I got at the end of 7 is not what was happening on my screen in 2. I would almost label it a red herring depending on how this plays out in 8. Also after watching the begin episodes I understood anyone's frustration that Tommy was just white washed.

Final conclusion. Not even trying to sound condescending but I don't know why the other side even thinks this is a "ship war". I was late and I never hated Tommy but I would have never shipped them as end game. I couldn't even tell if Tommy actually liked Buck. I was left with the ick of Buck was a consolation prize or second choice and Buck was trying way to hard. Taking scraps and being grateful. Maybe because I binged it was more fresh but it was more of how little self respect Buck had for himself in trying to be in a relationship.

And if anyone finished reading that you deserve an award.

This is an interesting view of things, I think if you only have the s7 context, you will see them differently because the whole Kim thing really messes with the perception of Eddie and love, thank you for coming and telling me this, really.

But this kinda made me talk about my experience with buddie, so I'm gonna do that, because I think it's funny. I didn't know much about the show, but I knew of buddie, I started watching during the hiatus between 5a and 5b and during that time there was some big talk about queerbaiting going around and I know of them next to ships like destiel and stucky and destiel, I had just read an article on queerbaiting that had a section talking about them, so I kinda assumed buddie would be the same as they had enough context to create a ship but not enough for it to have a real chance of going canon, so I was set on not shipping them. Like, I was legit ready to roll my eyes and see that Buck and Eddie with their respective female love interests and be like "okay they are never going anywhere" but then an elf pretty much calls them gay as Eddie justifies sleeping with his wife 10 episodes in and I was like "oh oh" because they have a compelling friendship and I'm a sucker for best friends to lovers, but I was fighting it, until the tsunami, because seriously, I watched Eddie go "there's nobody in this world I trust with my son more than you" after a situation where no one would blame Eddie if he needed time and I was done for. Then they just kept getting more insane about each other. I remember watching the will reveal and being like "wait, fuck me, are they gonna go there?" because they follow all the basic procedural slowburn tropes, and I started s5 being like 👀 about everything that was happening to them. Now that Buck is bi, I'm seriously 95% sure buddie is happening because all the elements are there. There is something very compelling about Buck and Eddie together when you look at the whole show and s7 really added to that. Settling for Buck in a relationship with someone who's clearly not that into him just because it's a queer relationship doesn't feel right when Eddie is right there.

[hrts4hanniehae]

Take a Chance with me || eleven

*there are written parts

remember to comment/reblog

he was running. he had her tweet notifications on and the second he saw that, he had bolted out of his dorm.

"coups where are you going?"

"to her."

he ignored the cheers behind him as he scrambled for his keys. he begged that her address was still the same. he couldn't lose her again.

she felt stupid for being so quick to jump to hatred. hatred was easy. love was hard. like him, she chose the "easy" way out. so she sent that tweet. if he really did still want her, he would come. her address hadn't changed. it was her painful memory of how she lost him.

"please..."

the doorbell rang.

they stood face to face. this was the first time they had been that close since their breakup 3 years ago.

he's here... she drew in a sharp breath.

she's so pretty... just like how i remember her. he let out a lovesick sigh.

i won't lose him/her again

before either of them knew it, they were kissing. she was almost crying and he was holding her as if she was his last breath of air. for the first time in 3 years, they felt like they were home.

"do you... want to stay over?"

"do you want me to?"

"yes."

"okay then I will."

her apartment looked the same and yet different. the photos were new. there were trophies. there were awards. and yet one photo frame made his head spin and heart swell. their 1st anniversary photo. they had made that photo frame together and had mingyu take their photo. she kept that photo frame on her bedside table.

"I didn't move out. I could have. I was asked to. But I didn't."

"why?"

"I didn't want to lose my last traces of you."

"yn. yn I'm sorry."

"I know it wasn't your fault. but why didn't you... why didn't you come back to me, seungcheol?"

god he loved the way his name sounded from her lips.

"I thought. I thought you wouldn't want me back."

she laughed. god her laugh... he missed it so much.

"I guess we were both idiots, huh?"

"I guess so."

they lay side by side (hehe minghao) on her bed. it was uncomfortable, given that it was a single bed.

"do you... do you maybe want to..."

"?"

"do you want me to hold you?"

she froze. the answer was yes but she couldn't force the word out. she wanted him to hold her. so so badly. but why couldn't she answer him?

"forget it. that was a we-"

"yes. please hold me, seungcheol"

and so he did.

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summary: 3 years after your breakup with seungcheol, you release an album to cope with your still-broken heart. you didn't expose his name but quickly, your fans and fans of svt begin to connect the dots to the past you wish you could relive. little did you know, the man you loved so desperately would begin to chase you back with the same desperation you so very much desired

inspired by: take a chance with me

pairing: idol!choi seungcheol × fem!idol!reader

genre: past relationship, fluff, angst, best friend!booseoksoon, smau, miscommunication, pining, 2nd chance

warnings: implied self harm/depression, hate comments, updates irregular but will finish because i cried when i thought abt this idea

started: 13.12.23

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[the-gayest-show]

just finished all the remainder of the episodes of fop a new wish that i didn't finish (so crocker to the future to lost in fairy world) and i really liked it!

overall, banger after banger this show really is a fun one, nickelodeon better give em a s2 PLEASE THIS IS THE ONLY CURRENTLY RUNNING SHOW I HAVE-

episode reviews below!

Crocker to the Future: genuinely loved all the parascience things. I do 100% feel like that award for preserving in the face of adversity or whatever truly belonged to Crocker. my guy was at this for like. 10+ years! AND THAT"S JUST THE OG FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!!! MY GUY WAS ON HIS "fairies are real!!! trust me!!" thing for ENOUGH TIME FOR FOP A NEW WISH TO TAKE PLACE!!!!!! i'm so glad he (sort of) got to have the award in that ghost containment thing.

AJ in the episode was interesting but honestly major L for AJ. I thought he'd be like the next einstein, not a parascience mf. maybe Timmy Turner fucked him up a bit, who knows...

Battle of the Dimmsonian: Genuinely felt bad for Peri here. Like DUDE. You are stuck with this asshole kid (Dev I love you but be nicer plss) who just sorta demands things from Peri like all the damn time? poor kid. Reminds me of what Remy Buxaplenty had with his godparent but at least wandisimo had a semi-similar personality so it kind of worked. Not saying that Peri and Dev don't work, it might since Dev has been shown to be nice underneath but I can't stand the blatant mistreatment for now.

But also, damnnnn he IMMEDIATELY recognizes his parents and goes "oh shit" it's crazy how he managed to do that when they're fidget toys on a kid's backpack.

I also liked the whole back and forth thing ("Mom? Dad?" "Son?" etc), Cosmo being the only one to not do that is so true for him.

I wonder if Peri not seeing Cosmo and Wanda was intentional, we'll see!

Patty Possum's Party Playground: I almost thought this episode was gonna be like Five Night's At Freddy's or somethign with the animatronics but I guess not! I liked Patty Possum, she's so rad! I can defo see why Winn liked skateboarding after that. I love Cosmo and Wanda being certified idiots in this episode. They took "you can't use magic" seriously (as seriously as "oh Wanda shrunk into the claw machine so we could actually get a prize" can be) and stuck BOTH of their wands in the claw machine. If there's anything I love about this show, it's Cosmo and Wanda being two halves of a whole idiot. Truly can't function without magic fr fr I liked the gag of Hazel's dad literally being punctual as hell. That scene where he's like "oh it only takes 29 min and 30 seconds to get there" and then it hits 7:30 and he's panicking is so real (what if I headcanoned him as autistic. what then? just like me fr fr).

A Date To Remember: A really cute episode where Hazel essentially has to compete against Cupid (who looks like a baby now, I guess they got rid of his looks from the main series and gave them to Peri lol) [look how they untwinkified my boy /j] to make sure Hazel's parents fall back in love again. The ending where the parents think it was just another puppet show was crazy, wasn't expecting that tbh!

Lost In Fairy World: WE GOT THE FAIRY TRIO INTERACTING LET'S GOOOOOOO

It seems like their dynamic is basically just over protective coddling parents vs their son who really doesn't like it. But despite what I used to think before seeing this episode (that maybe Peri had some kind of resentment or something) it doesn't seem that way? Peri seems to like his parents overall and maybe even might enjoy the affection (if it weren't for the godkids there), but I get why he turned off the tracker and such. My guy wants independence! You go boy! Them sneaking in to Jorgan's office was really funny and stuff. I hope we'll see them all together in the next episodes because I like their dynamic and want to see where it goes!

Dev and Hazel were great here too! Dev is still kind of an ass to Peri but not as much which is an improvement! I like how he gets that "dimmadome face" or whatever it was called where he basically looks as deranged as his dad. Like father, like son I guess. Dev and Hazel actually having fun together is a step up from where they used to be, it seems like they solved their argument somehow. Dev sort of took that to mean that they weren't friends anymore, poor thing.

Dev taking advantage of the loopholes is so smart lol, Peri having a crisis and his parents like "AWWW, baby's first loophole wish!" is crazy.

The rule that "you can only go to fairy world if you're being tested by jorgan" doesn't really make sense if you think about original FOP though. Timmy got to go there almost recreationally! Dude probably attended like 90% of all fairy world events and shit and he was the talk for the town for an entire episode! Make it make sense!!!

Overall tho I LOVED these and they were enjoyable af. Would watch again. Judging by what I saw for descriptions of the next episodes, Peri's anti fairy (or Foop, now known as Irep, which if you ask me doesn't have the same ring to it) will be working with Dev? Crazy. Anyways yeah I had a lot of fun and woah this post got kinda long

[ms-boogie-man]

As to the Second Amendment and the statement Shall not be infringed; The Second Amendment has to do with a well-armed Militia. The Framers wanted to make that point because it was different times back then. The Interpretation among the Supreme Court was that it was then a right for an individual to possess a gun or guns for self-protection. A forgone conclusion among gun owners. Yes. It is however upon those Courts to decide what our rights are as far as Castle Law or marching around the block with a long gun just to show you have big balls. We do indeed have a right to carry a side arm with a permit. We don't have a right to shoot someone if they are using their First Amendment right to protest. I digress. When reading the Amendments to the Constitution one should not skip the 12th Amendment. I'm guessing that one isn't as important as keeping one's firearms with you Trumpers. The Republican Party claims to be the party of Law Enforcement and the Party that sticks to the Constitution. Oh. Read the 14th Amendment while you're at it. Now that I've made my point here. Have a nice day.

What you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

Nice straw-man… there are no conservatives shooting protesters exercising their 1A right unless maybe those protesters have gone well beyond the point of protest and become violent and threatening of other's safety… and there has been plenty of that from the left over the last 7 years. Too, you ignore lefties who have shot people who exercised their 1A right to free speech and said thingys the left does not agree with… and that is no straw-man, Homey

As for your comment re: what times we are living in…

… we are in exactly the same times our founding father were in before and during the writing of 2A, you just do not know it; hopped up on arrogant virtue as you are

Furthermore, I have read the entirety of our Constitution, as well as the rest of our founding documents, letters and notes between some of the founding fathers, and,

I am fairly well versed in many areas of US law, such as for instance our CFR (Code of Federal Regulation), I have read the width and breadth of EOs signed off on by both President Donald J Trump and 'resident Biden

It is very clear you do not understand our Constitution, the entire uniqueness and advantages of it over what the rest of the world lives under, nor the times people lived in back then, or the times we live in now

Too, bother me again with your soy-poison and I will Block you

*I do not approach the Ask tab, but if I did, it would not be on anon

Angie/Maddie🦇❥🇺🇸

*To my followers, it is starting up… again. These commie a-holes will soon gang up on my blog, flagging it to get it Terminated… again We are planning a mailing list. It will be on a server these mongrels cannot touch. I will pass along the web address shortly

[pardonmydelays]

what do you love the most about twenty one pilots?

i fucking love this question, but there's no easy answer to it. i guess i'm gonna have to try tho, because sometimes i feel like maybe some of you don't really understand WHY i totally changed my entire blog when clancy came out (it's kinda like me loving this band was my biggest secret for such a long time, idk. i still remember how a few months before it i've mentioned something and anix literally yelled at me like "WHY THE FUCK YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LIKE TWENTY ONE PILOTS" lmao. anyway).

first of all, no one has ever made me feel so seen and understood. there's real magic in tyler joseph's lyrics, you might hate me for what i'm about to say right now, but speaking of tortured poets - for me it's not taylor, it's tyler. and the scariest part of it all is that i very often relate to his lyrics. but that's also beautiful - it's therapeutic in a way. so when clancy came out and i realized i relate to pretty much EVERY song on this record, i just thought to myself, oh lord, how did i survive this long without their music. it's always been them for me. i will never abandon them again, i swear.

second thing, the lore. you all know i'm a slut for stories told through music (*cough* musical theatre *cough*). also, if the plot of the story is complex and weird as fuck, there's a pretty big chance it will become my favourite thing in the world. the entire lore is an insane metaphor for mental health struggles so, obviously, i can find a part of myself in it. i would die for their lore, honestly. it's all i can think about. and clancy will always be my fucking blorbo.

another thing i love a lot about them, and it's something you don't really see if you don't watch their interviews or live performances, they are literally just two dudes. both josh and tyler have always been very anxious and awkward and weird and that's what makes them more human in my opinion - just two fucking idiots who are best friends, lmao. they are so relatable in every possible way. they are also the funniest dudes in the entire world. and their friendship is so fucking beautiful. the only difference between us and them, truly, is that they are extremely talented and they have their own band.

also, they care about the clique so fucking much, this was probably mentioned on my blog before (maybe even today in a previous ask). they don't care about the charts, about awards, about anything really, all they care about is their music and fans. they don't do it to be the best band in the world. they do it to save lives - our lives as much as their own (if it wasn't for this music i don't know how i would have fought this). and that's what makes them different and honestly, better than the other artists.

they are also pretty much unproblematic. i wasn't really sure if i should mention that, but i feel like i need to. tyler joseph made one stupid mistake a few years ago - the way people reacted to this still breaks my fucking heart. he realized he was wrong tho, he apologized. the other day i saw a post here on tumblr about how he's fucking problematic and racist and the worst man on the planet etc etc. can we... fucking stop, please. it was just a stupid joke and he knows it was dumb and unnecessary. most people wouldn't even apologize, but he did. end of story. i will defend him with my life (not saying he is perfect, but shit, if you want to cancel him for one mistake maybe you should look at yourself first).

i feel like there are thousand different reasons but i'm just gonna stop here, because it's too fucking long already and no one will read it anyway.

[daenysthedreamer101]

HOTD S1 Rewatch

Ep 6 - The Princess and the Queen

Omg I love my Queen so much! Look at her smile 😔

First of all... How TF did Alicent find out so quickly that Nyra gave birth?

Mere seconds after pushing Joffrey out Nyra is told that Alicent wants to see him

At 2:38 she pushes him out. At 3:20 she's told by a maid that A wants to see the baby... Like.... How??

You can see only from a couple of minutes that Nyra already loves her baby boy! 😭😭😭

A is sooo evil for doing that to Nyra! Oh you're going to the Seven Hells for that!

Laenor is so confused but he's got good intentions lol

When he says 'I thought we were past this' it implies A did this with Jace and Luke as well...

The way Nyra is struggling to get up those stairs...Alicent I am in your walls!

Also I don't understand her saying 'you may get one who looks like you' like this baby isn't three minutes old!

I mean I know why she said it but damn, let him develop some features!

HARWIN THE MAN YOU ARE! 😫

Baby Vermax is so cute!

DRACARYS! Poor goat though

It's so obvious that Aegon was the one behind the Pink Dread. Alicent blames Nyra's boys but like Luke is like 5 maybe and Jace 7/8. Your son is the oldest one so shouldn't he know better than to bully his own brother.. Oh that's right he doesn't because you let him bully his brother.. And you call yourself a mother 🙄

DREAMFYRE! THE OG MOTHER OF DRAGONS!

Helaena my little cutie pie... You deserve a better mother btw

'Your obsession with those beasts goes beyond understanding'

He's a Targaryen and his brother bullies him for the fact that he doesn't have one, ofc he wants a dragon, Alicent, pls just say you dont understand anything about the House you married into and leave

'It's a wonder to me their eggs ever hatched' Why? Their mother is a Targaryen....? So what is your point exactly? Oh she's such a bitch I can't stand her!

Like. Your kids are half Targaryen. Nyra's kids are half Targaryen. Also all of Nyra'a kids had their dragons hatch to them.

None of Alicent's did. They all had to claim dragons. Which there's nothing wrong with that it's just why are you talking such bs?

God I wish they kept Rhaenys's hair black. That way you could have plausible deniability for why Nyra's kids have dark hair, smh.

'I have to believe that in the end honor and decency will prevail'. Literally three seconds ago you were talking shit about her out in the open halls... Right, decency, sure...

Alicent yelling at her son and getting in his face - someone give her mother of the year award...

Caraxes and Vhagar having a cute little dance in the sky, oh the foreshadowing 🙃

CRISTON COLE YOU PETTY IDIOT! HARWIN SHOULD'VE SMASHED YOUR FACE THE WAY YOU DID TO JOFFREY!

Harwin, you're so sexy, if only you lived longer 😔😔

Omg Jace's little face, he's so cute little baby 😭

Why is Criston soo agressive? He's manhandling a litteral child? Like bsffr 🙄

The way Harwin holds Jace's face and encourages him - I'm fine.. I'm fine 🙂🙂

'You forget yourself Ser that is the Prince' as if you weren't encouraging Aegon to attack and harm Jace, who's also a Prince and in line for the throne... Right

I know Harwin punching Clumbo in the face was not a good move politically but he was sooo hot doing that ughh😫 I need to stop

Nyra has such a sweet relationship with her maids. You can see they genuinely care for her😭

We stan Elinda Massey in this house!

The way Nyra was looking up at Laenor as he drunkenly talks about the Triarchy, bye! 💀

The way Daemon smiled at Laena when she walked to sit beside him ughh he loved her I know he did!

Alicent pointing out Nyra's milk leaking was such a bitchy move! ����

Viserys I need you to grow a spine, you are the King not Alicent. If he said so Helaena would've married Jace and Alicent couldn't do shit about it.

Larys is such a slimy shady rat I hate just seeing him on my screen!

Laena, bestie, you truly died a dragonrider's death! RIP you were a true girlboss 😔

Vhagar hesitating to burn Laena ughhh my feels!

Harwin saying goodbye to the boys and Nyra holding back tears.... Ughh my heart!

I don't even wanna talk about Harwin dying... You're telling me a man called Breakbones couldn't break a door. I call bs on that.

He's alive and well he's alive and well he's-

I'm fine fine fine fine I'm fine 🙃🙃

[harlowsbby]

We cry together

"Everything about her just hits different. The way she walks, talks all of her confidence she has, she just hit different but now she's no longer mine."

"Well what exactly happened between you two?"

Ace asked Jack. Jack looked at you from across the room, you looked absolutely beautiful tonight.

The all black one dress doing you curves wonder you looked so good and he knew you knew that you looked good.

"I fucked up something so good because I was jealous and let the opinions of others get in the way." He slouched in his seat and sighed, you were supposed to be by his side tonight the both of you cheering one another on whenever you won an award but instead you were sitting far across the room acting as if he didn't exist.

"Do you think she'll take you back? I mean you two were practically made for each other."

"I'm not sure Ace but that's a challenge I'm willing to accept.”

Jack fucked up big time and he knew he did he hated the way things ended between the two of you and deep down inside he had a feeling you’d forgive him but the other half of him had a feeling you were completely done with him.

“You don’t care anymore Jack you stopped caring about me.” You cried out you and began to pace back and forth.

The two of you were backstage for Jack’s show in Atlanta it was the second to last night for his Come Home The Kids Miss Tour, Jack was due on stage any minute now but the two of you were of course backstage arguing like always.

You were a new singer on the rise and you were taking off quickly and you dating the one guy every girl in America wanted made you receive even more attention from the blogs.

You weren’t sure what exactly was going on with Jack but the lack of interest he’s been showing in this relationship was showing and you weren’t here for it.

“What are you going on about now Y/N, why can’t we have one day that isn’t dedicated to arguing and fussing all the time.” You’ve been feeling neglected you’ve been feeling ignored and unappreciated lately your relationship didn’t exactly feel like a relationship.

Your therapist told you many times a relationship was supposed to be 50/50 but you felt like a relationship was supposed to be 100% you were supposed to give your all to that person and lately it felt like Jack was giving little to none.

“I’m talking about us Jack! Us, lately you just don’t care you make me feel crazy for feeling the way I do, you’re a liar you’re always neglecting me and my feelings.. and it makes me feel as if you don’t care.”

“That I don’t care about what exactly Y/N? Please let me know.”

“About me Jack you don’t care about me.” You whispered

You were tired of yelling you were tired of hearing all the voices of others trying to tell you what will make your relationship heal and grow.

“Well I’m sorry you feel that way Y/N personally I don’t feel like there is an issue but if you feel so strongly that there is then maybe you should leave.”

That’s exactly what you did you left and never turned back and ever since then you’ve been flourishing and achieving greater heights you knew you deserved better and needed better.

“Y/N you do realize there is other man in this world besides Jack, I thought you were doing better and almost officially over Jack.”

“It’s not that easy Ella whenever I see him in public all those feelings I had for him just come running back, and seeing him at the Grammy’s just made me realize how much I missed him.”

You’ve been trying your best to get Jack out of your mind since seeing him this past weekend but that sadly wasn’t happening.

Night of the Grammys

“Isn’t that Jack over there? Why does he keep looking at you.” Your friend Tae asked looking up over Tae’s shoulder you rolled your eyes seeing it was Jack looking directly at you not even bothering to avoid or break eye contact with you.

“He probably feels like an idiot or something I’m not sure but I’m not falling for his silly little trap.”

Whenever the two of you gotten into arguments before you’d go days without speaking but this time you were letting Jack know for sure that you two were done.

“Now I know you’re lying now, you be officially done with Jack?! I’ll believe it when I actually see it Y/N.” Ari and Tae laughed while you rolled your eyes. You didn’t understand what was so hard to understand, you were being serious you were officially done with Jack.

“You think if he asked you to take him back you’d do it?” Even though you were getting over Jack that question still flooded your mind what if he did try and ask you out again would you be foolish enough to take him back.

“I don’t know Tae I’m like on and off about that at times but as for now, no I’m not taking him back he didn’t appreciate me and always made it seem like I was the crazy and wild one and why would I wanna date someone like that again.”

“Yeah you’re right you deserve someone who isn’t going to neglect your feelings or make you feel less than.”

Tae was right Jack never truly deserved you Tae remembered all those sleepless night when he’d come and pick you up and he remembered clearly all the tunes Jack never attended important events of yours because he was “busy” at the studio or had other things going on. Tae wanted what was best for you and being with Jack wasn’t what was best.

“What exactly about Jack makes you want to go back to him?” Ella leaned back in her chair and you did the same.

“He helped breakdown my walls he always made me question what he was doing to me but he always claimed it was love and I believed him. I was iffy about getting in a relationship with Jack but he changed that.”

“Changed it how exactly?” “Before Jack I was in a terrible relationship I feel like he rescued me and I’m aware that sounds silly but he did I was drowning in his love but now I feel like I’m drowning in his sorrow.”

“I understand how you completely feel Y/N but tracking back to him isn’t going to help you now I think you need to spend the rest of the day with some friends and have some down time with them all.”

Luckily right before your session ended you got a message from your friend Chloe asking if you wanted to meet her for brunch along with your friend Tae and of course you agreed.

Once you arrived you were greeted by Chloe and Tati they immediately pulled you in for a hug.

“Gosh I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever how has life been, well besides becoming one of the biggest names in music.” Tae teased you rolled your eyes at her she was always teasing and saying how you were on some big major status now.

“Life has been great you know stressing as always.” Tae smacked her lips “Stress? With the way you live life I don’t think so unless your stress is coming from that man Jack.”

“That’s exactly where it’s coming from, I’ve been getting over him but seeing him at the Grammys well all those emotions I was losing for him came right back again.” Tae and Chloe shook their heads they wanted you to forget about Jack already.

“Why? I don’t understand why you’re still strung up on him he isn’t any good for you.” “He really isn’t Y/N but I guess you can’t really avoid him he is famous.” Tae laughed but she can tell you were beginning to become fed up with this topic so she quickly changed it.

“Anyways how about that after party tonight that Doja is hosting I heard it’s going to be one of them ones.” Tae said, “Oh yeah I can’t wait to go and turn up and see all of the many men.” Tae said making you all laugh.

Sometime during your brunch you noticed your phone was going off while Tae and Chloe were talking you pulled your phone out of your purse noticing it was a message from an unknown number.

unknown

- I know it’s been a minute and I’m sorry for everything I’ve done but would you be up to meet with me tonight.

~ love jack ❤️

You knew deep down inside you should’ve have texted him back agreeing that you’d meet up with him but you missed him.

You quickly sent him a text back saying you’d meet him but where and within a matter of seconds he was sent you a message back.

unknown

- where we first met

So back at the park near his house. “And who exactly are you texting?” Looking up you were met with Tae and Chloe’s curious faces.

“Oh it’s just you know singer stuff I have to be up early for this little meet and greet but uh what were we talking about?! Oh right Doja’s party.” Tae and Chloe gave one another knowing looks and went back to talking about Doja’s party.

While you talked Tae just wished and prayed that you weren’t gullible enough to chase after Jack.

“Maybe I shouldn’t, maybe I should I mean you’re already here and he saw your car.” You were talking to yourself you’ve officially went crazy.

You had just pulled up to the park, Jack’s car was parked a few feet away from yours and you were positive he had already seen you.

You sighed in frustration before getting up and walking towards his car and you could’ve swore every step you took felt like the longest, the more you stepped towards his car the more it felt like it was getting further away.

Before you knew it you finally made it to his car, you quickly opened the door and shut it behind you, it was quiet at first nobody really said anything till Jack broke the silence.

“You looked good the other night.” “I always look good Jack.” He couldn’t help but to laugh you weren’t one to take compliments because you already knew who you were.

“Still the same old Y/N I fell in love with I see.”

“Well I wouldn’t exactly phrase it that way. I’m not the same Y/N you once knew Jack.” The car smelt like a mixture of Jack’s cologne and car air freshener, you watched as a few raindrop began to hit the window.

“Why exactly am I here Jack I have better things to be doing with my time than spending it with you.” “Ouch that hurt.” He placed his hands over his heart acting as if you broke it in half which was ironic because he broke yours in half.

“I just wanted to see if you wanted to take things slow I miss you Y/N and I need you back in my life, I haven’t been the same since you left.” You knew it you knew that was the only reason he wanted to get back together.

“Jack-.” Before you were able to finish your sentence he interrupted you. “Please Y/N there isn’t anybody I can fathom being with but you, I know you miss us.. I know you miss me.” He looked up at you with those ocean blue eyes that had you falling head over hills for him the first time you met him.

“How do I know you’re being serious this time how do I know this time won’t be like any of the other times.” He took your face in his hands and made you look at him. “I promise you baby I’ve changed I’m not the same guy I use to be.”

Oh was your therapist going to kill you for what you were about to do. “Fine I’ll give you another chance but this is it Jack no more after this.” He smirked and started his car up. “Uh where are we going? I can’t leave my car here.” He reversed his car before pulling off.

“I’ll have someone come get it but for now just sit back baby and lemme treat you like the princess you are.” You rolled your eyes playfully before sitting back. Deep down you had a feeling things were about to go south.

Later that night

“Damn you look good Y/N if I was into girls I’d definitely have you in my room.” Tae joked as he finished up your hair.

“Well I’m honored to hear that I’d be your first girl.” You two of you laughed, it was the night of Doja’s birthday party this year she was doing a costume party, you decided on being a witch while Tae settled on being a scarecrow.

“Did you read over Doja’s invite list? Looks like Jack will be there.”

You knew Jack was going to be there he was the one that bought you this raunchy witch costume.

“He is? That’s wild.” Tae gave you a suspicious look normally when he brought up Jack you’d be cursing up a storm but not this time.

“Are you alright Y/N?” Looking up at Tae you nodded your head. “I’m okay Tae why wouldn’t I be okay.” “I was just wondering but let’s get going I heard she’s having some type of circus thing and I don’t wanna miss it.” You looked yourself over one last time and checked your phone and opened up your messages with Jack and sighed seeing he left you on read again.

You’ve been blowing up his phone the minute he dropped you off at home asking if you were going to ignore one another at the party.

“Y/N come on what are you doing.” You tossed your phone in your purse before leaving with Tae you just wished Jack wasn’t back in his bullshit.

Once you arrived to the party you expected nothing less from Doja she always knew how to throw a party. Everyone around you was dressed in costumes she had dancers dancing and all the servers were dressed up as well, she even had someone blowing fire.

“Now this is what you call a party.” You laughed at Tae and made your way inside. “Wow.” You and Tae said at the same time inside it was practically a circus everything was decorated in circus decor.

“Tae! Y/N I’m so glad you two made it please enjoy yourself and remember did you really have a nice night if you didn’t black our?” Doja hugged the two of you before disappearing to God knows where.

After a few drinks you were dancing with anybody and everybody. “Well I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.” Tae laughed when you finally made it back to the table. “Are you not enjoying yourself?!” You yelled over the loud music and swung your hips.

“Oh I am but I just wanna know how good of a night you’ll have once you realize who just walked in.” “What are you talking about?” He took a sip of his drink before pointing towards the back door.

“Lover boy just walked in and looks like he has some girl hanging on his arm.” You squinted your eyes trying to recognize the girl on Jack’s arm but you had no luck. She must’ve been some random he picked up from the street.

You should’ve known, you should’ve known he wasn’t changing his way you might be able to lead a horse to water but that doesn’t mean you can make them necessarily drink.

Tae’s eyebrows raised watching how you clenched and unclenched your fist. “Are you good Y/N?” “No I’m not Tae.” “Why’s that? I thought you haven’t spoken to him in months I mean unless you’ve been lying.” You knew you couldn’t lie to Tae.

“How long have you known.” He shrugged his shoulders “Since this morning and I want to know why Y/N you said you were done with him why do you keep doing this, clearly from the bitch that walked in with him he isn’t changing.”

Tae was right and you were foolish enough to actual believe that Jack would change his old habits. He played you once again and you fell for it.

“So what are you going to do?” Tae raised his eyebrow. “I’m about to toss this drink in his face that’s what I’m about to do.” “That’s my girl.”

All he did was like and play with you, he was a cheater and a gaslighter. Those thoughts were running in your head as you approached Jack.

You watched how he laughed at something Bryson said you watched how the girl on his arm left sloppy kisses on his neck every-time he’d look down at her.

He looked up and his smiled disappeared when he saw the stone cold facial expression on your face.

“Y/N?” Before he knew it you were tossing the drink in his face everyone around the two of you gasped and pulled away from the two of you.

“What the hell is your problem?! You can’t just throw a drink on him.” The random chick that was hanging on Jack’s arm yelled at you. “I can and I did, fuck you Jack you know fool me once shame you on fool me twice shame on me. I’ve let you manipulate me so many times and I’m tired of it I can’t believe I though you’d change.” Your voice was barley above a whisper, you hugged yourself all you wanted to do was disappear.

“What’s going on?” Doja came from behind Urban with wide eyes seeing Jack now completely soaked and the broken glass on the floor.

“I was just leaving that’s what’s going on.” You mumbled before pushing past Jack.

Tae shook his head and sighed before sitting back in his seat.

“This love shit is one hell of a drug.” He mumbled before tossing his shot back and getting up and following after you.

tags

@heavyhitterheaux @hoodharlow

@nattinatalia @softtcurse @jackharloww

@jackmans-poison @mortirolo

@moody4world

[berrypass-de-murdler]

18. Throw the (Bookie-Winning) Book at Them

Short one to make up for the lack of episode yesterday

I'm having to do this a second time because tumblr crashed lol, I'm very depressed and murdle is the only thing keeping me sane rn

Budsies has started making Irratino I think tho

Fletch finally got to making Obsidian!!

SHE'S LITERALLY PERFECT!!! I may have a smidge less artistic talent than she does- holy shit I was trying to think of something for so long but could only think of a human design and then she presented me with this and she's beautiful and perfect 😭

cuz look at this idiot - Brother Brownstone exists now!! He always wears a hood to cover his eyes, which isn't suspicious at all. I promise I'll make better designs

in THIS epsiode

SILVERTON THE LEGEND - He was going to be a fork, and then I turned him into a slug - normal shit... I tried to make him look like as much of an asshole as physically possible - damn I'm doing that to a lot of them. BANANA SLUG THO if that ain't a legend idk what is

DON'T READ THE EPISODES UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK!!

Logico goes to the Bookie award ceremony. He is stupidly excited about getting an award for his little bookie. Of course, just before the winner is announced, the presenter suddenly dies. Sorry, IS MURDERED. And this time… 

LOGICO: I HAVE TO CONSIDER MYSELF A SUSPECT?!?!

But uhhhh, he knows he didn’t do it. So that’s checked off. OR IS IT?!? Bone is there, and also some ass named Silverton the Legend.

BONE: Do you know what? LOGICO: Whaaat? BONE: I HATE you. 

Bone and Silver run around like idiots and blame Logi, who acts... more normal than them, at least. And poor short king can't even think of a good one-liner when he solves it.

BONE: I should be set free, regardless of whom I did or did not kill!!

Logico doesn’t care, because it turns out he won the Bookie. He’s so happy!! But I bet Gainsboro isn’t.

CHALK: Deductive, he's- he's getting away he's- LOGICO: Aahhhhh... fake gold.

The end!

Rip sorry about that. I do kinda miss when gico spouted stupid one-liners after solving a murder, maybe I should make him do that again. Cuz it's a cartoon and it's dumb.

Any and all support for the cartoon murdleverse means the absolute world to me, pls donate murdle love to my cure depression charity!!/jk

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers! <3

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

29, with the illogical husbands maybe?

<3

Prompt 29: "don't play dumb, you know what i want." "spell it out for me, baby."

It still feels weird to write Illogical Husbands, but... okey-dokey.

On with the fic!

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Bill could feel the cold, angry glare of his husband's eyes on him from the doorway. He knew he had pissed Alec off somehow, however...

He wasn't sure what it was he had done.

He hadn't forgotten any important dates, Betty or Daisy would have told him, same with Ellie. He hadn't done anything terrible in public, as far as he was aware, and he had taken their cat, Minnie, to her appointment, having remembered it this time.

What was the problem? Alec had been giving him looks for the past few days, and yet he hadn't said what it was. What was the problem!?

He sighed loudly, saving the file he had opened on his laptop before spinning around in his chair. "What?" He asked, his tone blunt.

"Nothing." Alec replied with an air of nonchalance, but the glare was still there.

"It's not nothing, what's the problem?"

"Never said there was a problem."

"Uh. Yes. There is. We've been married for two years now, and we've known each other for longer, I know when you're mad at me."

"Never said I was."

Bill groaned, running a hand through his hair. "You are! You clearly are mad at me, what did I do this time!?"

Alec's stare was harder now, and his posture was stiffer, he was defensive now, waiting for Bill to figure it out. When Bill couldn't figure it out, Alec sighed loudly, pinching the bridge of his nose. "It's not that hard to figure out what I've been wanting, Bill."

"... Sex?"

"Wh- no! That's-! Come on!" He slapped his forehead. "It's not that, it's something else, something important that you haven't asked yet!"

"And what is that?"

"Don't play dumb, you know what I want."

"Spell it out for me, baby." Bill practically exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air.

"I want you to ask me to come with you to your next awards dinner, you idiot!"

Bill paused, blinking. "W-what?"

Alec shifted, leaning against the doorway. "I saw the invite on your desk the other day, it said for you to bring a plus one. I... you've never invited me to one of these events before, you always told me I wouldn't like them. I mean, of course, you know how I am around crowds and strangers, but... it would be nice if you had asked anyway. Can't a man support his award-winning husband once in a while?"

The doctor sat there, feeling guilty. He glanced at the invitation, still sitting open where he had left it. He knew that Alec wasn't a people person, and was always awkward around strangers unless if it was for work, where he could hide behind professionalism. He hadn't bothered to ask because he knew that Alec would say no, but if this had been bothering his husband so much, did it mean he wanted to come? For support?

"I... I'm sorry, dear." He got up from his chair and walked across the home office, taking Alec's hand. "I just assumed you'd say no."

"It'd still be nice if you'd ask anyway, what if I changed my mind?"

"Have you?"

Alec's face pinched for a second. "Kind of, mostly out of spite, but I'd still like to go if you ask me."

Bill smiled, just a little. "Well, here's me asking. Would you like to come with me as my plus one?"

"Yeah, but only this once." Alec replied and Bill let out an amused huff.

[bestmusicalworldcup]

Ok I feel like I must have missed a whole bracket or three because there are some significant omissions otherwise, please dear god tell me if I'm being an idiot?

Assassins - my number 2 musical of all time after Les Mis. Sondheim's masterpiece of political commentary. The great American artist with an incisive understanding of the seduction of the right wing in American politics.

Into The Woods - my second favourite Sondheim, a genius deconstruction of narrative and storytelling tropes. Also maybe my favourite movie adaptation of a musical? It's flawed but really good fun.

Parade - also probably in my top 5 musicals of all time, a heartbreaking story of racism and antisemitism and injustice, Jason Robert Brown breaking my heart over and over again - "did you ever hear her laugh?" and "you don't know this man" are lines that are scored into my soul!

The Last Five Years - I don't feel as strongly about this one but it's such a solid musical, no bad songs, many really good songs, and a clever structure that keeps you bouncing between joy and despair the whole time.

Ordinary Days - this is a niche pick but my favourite small cast musical. I have a tattoo based on the final song of this musical that is somehow about love and friendship and loss and grief and the philosophy of aesthetics and LIFE. "The colour of feeling that life is OK" is a beautiful sentiment.

I was only including musicals that won the Tony Award for Best Musical for this tournament, but I have opened up submissions for a Best Snubbed Musicals tournament. I will add these musicals to that tournament.

And I should mention that I love Into the Woods so that's a great pick.

[talesfromthebitterbeast]

She takes his arm gingerly, as if uncertain or uncomfortable - or maybe unpracticed - with the position. But they have been bade to chaperone the other couple, and chaperone she will. He might not have known her long, but he sees the affection she holds for her cousin, and she would not allow a hint of scandal near her.

To his surprise, she slows down a little as they walk, allowing the other couple to move ahead more than he expects. Peter casts an inquisitive glance her way, but her gaze is fixed on the path they are taking. “Should we not speed up?”

The look she gives him is wide-eyed and startled, and for a second he is arrested by the way her mouth opens in her surprise, the dewy red of her lips and brightness of her eyes. And then she blinks, and all that emotion is locked away from him again. “I don’t think there has ever been a true conversation when so closely watched by others.” Those eyes are back to watching the path ahead of them. Peter desperately wants them back on him.

“Oh? And have you watched many courtships unfold, Miss David?” His amusement is clear, but even as he attempts to needle her, she does not look at him again.

“I have not had the opportunity, as I’m sure you know, my Lord.” Her lips are pressed together, and that will not do. He reaches up his free hand to cover hers where it lays on his arm. He can feel her hand flex under it, the touch unexpected, but still she does not look at him.

Peter pats her hand gently. Too far, too much, he tells himself. “I apologise, Miss David, I did not mean anything by it.” He cannot keep the way his eyes take her in, trying to see a hint of anything other than this iron control on her features. “You are a good cousin to her.”

A hint of a smile crosses her lips, a wistfulness so swift that he thinks he imagines it. Softly, she whispers, as if to herself, “One of us should have the chance…” She trails off, and again, her lips are pressed tightly together.

He does not press on it, though he feels distinctly uncomfortable at what feels like her resignation to - what? Spinsterhood? She is young yet, and pretty besides. And what little he has seen of her suggests an intelligence most young ladies do not show or have. For a while, they walk in silence.

Finally, unable to take it, Peter breaks the quiet. “Do you not think you will get a chance at a courtship?” Again, he looks at her, hoping for a hint of how she feels on her face.

There, her eyebrows seem to furrow, a frown playing on her lips. “I know what the Ton thinks of me, my Lord.” He frowns in turn, a question on his lips that she does not wait for. “Invalid.” She hisses the word as though it is a curse. And then she sighs, and the emotion leaks out of her, and she looks as she sounded earlier - resigned.

“The Ton are made of idiots,” he retorts almost immediately. Now, she turns to him, eyes flashing. He continues unbidden, “You are far from an invalid. Stubborn, for sure,” and he lets a smirk cross his face, one that she blinks at, her anger forgotten. Smirk slips into a soft earnestness he does not show many. “But you, Miss David, have needed to be, haven’t you? You’re a survivor.”

Again, he has surprised her. He is awarded with bright eyes turned at him, red lips parted as a breath is knocked out of her throat. “I have never -” She shakes her head, and Peter is overcome with the absurd desire to tuck a flyaway curl behind her ear. “That is certainly a new way to look at it.” He is gifted with a small smile. “Thank you, my Lord.”

“You are most welcome, Miss David.” You are most welcome.

an excerpt from a story I'm not writing