#Me and Mr. Jones

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Me and Mr. Jones

Featuring actor, Eddie Jones

Back in 2003, I was working as a grip on a low budget film called Fighting Tommy Riley. It was 5 day shoot, but I was lucky enough to meet one of my favorite character actors, Eddie Jones. Best known to audiences as Superman’s adoptive father Pa Kent on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, when Eddie was on set, I couldn’t take my eyes off him. When he was off-stage, his broad, bright smile would light up the room. He was a sexy man for his age of 69 with his broad face, imposing presence and solid build. When he was off-set, his broad, bright smile would light up the room.

Everyone who knew Eddie as a friend, or had the good fortune to share the stage with him, was touched by his gentle and generous nature. He was very nice and enjoyed the attention I paid to him. Actually talked to me. What had seemed like just a cute, older guy on set turned out to be a seriously hot daddy for which I was developing a major hard-on. I enjoyed passing the time by watching him work, fantasizing about him being naked.

How much of that fur, if any, spread across the rest of him? Did being big of stature mean he had a small dick or was he one of "nature's surprises" like I'd met once or twice? I really wanted a chance to find answers to these questions, but knew it wasn't likely to happen. He's married, but we all know that does not mean a thing.

That evening, after a very good meal in the dining car, I began the walk back to my trailer. I saw him at the other end of a narrow corridor. Slowing as we approached each other, we exchanged pleasantries.

"Hey Eddie." I said as we came up to each other.

"Hi there! Did you enjoy dinner?" He asked.

"Oh, yes. It was great."

"Good."

It was clear he was on his way somewhere, so I stepped back against one wall to let him by. It turned into to a moment I'd never forget. Not only did he fail to avoid brushing against me as he squeezed past, but he made a point of slowing down and actually pushing his ass into me as he slid by. There was a relaxed feeling to his butt muscles against my crotch. I immediately went hard. I don't think I'd ever gone fully erect that fast. Ever. I didn't even know a guy could.

After he slid past me he looked over his shoulder and smiled. This wasn't one of his professional "have a nice day" smiles. No. There was a distinct twinkle in his eye. He continued down the corridor leaving me standing there staring after him.

"I'll be checking on you around 8:30." Eddie said without looking back.

"Fine." I replied with a dazed grin. I continued down the corridor, trying to smooth out the bulge he'd left in my pants.

At 8:30 sharp, I lightly tap on his trailer door. The door opened to those sexy blue eyes looking at me as he flashed that warm smile again. Eddie made a quick check to see if there was anyone to see me enter before letting me in. While stepping in he closed, locked the door in a single motion and we fell into an embrace, sharing a long passionate kiss. We began frantically pulling off our clothes. I didn't know if he was eager or just didn't have much time to "fuck around" before going home to the wife, but he wasn't waiting for any conversation. And I certainly didn't mind.

As his shirt came off I saw that, though not quite as hairy as some of the "chubs" I liked to see, but there was plenty of body hair to enjoy. His forearms were thick leading to those masculine hands I'd admired earlier. I continued down his stomach until it ended in a mostly black bush above his rising cock. I quickly dropped to my knees and took his dick in my hands.

His cut rod had a thickness that filled my mouth nicely as I slid my lips over it and took it down to its base. He exhaled slowly as he stood there, his hands on my shoulders. I could smell old fashioned cologne along with his natural musk. My tongue worked his fully erect shaft as I moved slowly up and down. I pulled up again to enjoy a good look at his knob before licking around the tip.

I pushed Eddie toward a nearby couch and he sat down. He leaned back and spread his legs wide allowing me better access. I worked my tongue around his dickhead as my other hand was feeling the hair on his balls. They were much larger and heavier than I'd expected. I thought about what his load might taste like. I took his dick in my hands, stroking up and down as I worked my tongue down under his nuts. I gnawed gently here and there, slowing the pace of my stroking on his dick. He moaned a bit, then a bit more. After a delicious minute or two he suddenly exhaled, "No!"  

I was nearly knocked over as he jumped up. He was getting too close, too soon so I paused and waited for his cue. Whatever he wanted next, I was going to do my best to please him; not that I didn't have ideas of my own.

Earlier in the day I'd fantasized about what it'd be like to fuck him. Those fantasies were about to be realized as Eddie turned around knelt on the couch with his butt now at my eye level. I set in quickly on eating his ass. I covered his hole with my tongue and licked long, broad strokes up and down his crack. Starting low against the back of his balls and on up to where his crack ended at his tailbone. I continued slowly moving up then down again. He moaned deep and low. I could tell he was enjoying it as he squirmed a bit, pushing his ass back into my face.

I slid my tongue into his warm canal and continued to work my way in until I couldn't get my tongue in any further. Eddie continued moaning as I worked my tongue in and around. I felt him start to relax even more as he leaned forward laying his forehead on his folded arms, tipping his ass up a bit.

Eddie was breathing heavily when I finally stood up. He looked back without saying anything, but his sexy blue-eyed gaze told me he was ready for me to stick my cock in. I worked up some spit in my mouth, transferred it to my fingers and spread it around my fully erect cock. I set the tip against his hole and paused: this was the moment I wanted to last forever.

As the head of my dick slipped in he gasped. He was pretty tight and I didn't want to hurt him. So I kept the pressure constant while letting him take me in at his own pace, leaning back into me. Putting his hands against the back of the couch, Eddie rose up and pushed ass back and down on my dick. It was time to go in all the way.

"Yes…" Eddie moaned as he reached back to pull me against him, making sure I was all of the way in.

It looked so hot to see my cock was now firmly buried in. I pulled out and pushed back in. He turned back to face me again and I leaned forward to kiss him. We held a kiss as I worked his ass. He turned back to the wall and moaned as I continued, now moving a bit quicker. Every so often he would squeeze my dick with his ass muscles. I continued to pick up the pace. My fucking worked up to a solid rhythm, my balls occasionally slapping against him. He began moaning low. It was very quiet, but with an encouraging note. As I continued to fuck him his moaning grew louder. His ass felt so good that I knew I couldn't hold back much longer.  

I was about to pop as Eddie pushed back hard into me. That was my cue to go for it. It was only another three or four strokes before I slammed up against him and held myself there, my dick in him as deep as it could get.  

"Oh fuck!" I gasped as my cock began to throb, pumping my load into his ass. He was moaning and rocking, his warm hole enveloping my throbbing cock.  

"Yes! Yessss…" Eddie said, ending in a whisper.

As my cock's throbbing lessened and I started to go soft I reached around and under to jack him off, but to my surprise, he had already cum. So I slowly pulled out and stepped back. Eddie stayed kneeling laying his head back down on his arms. I stared at his hole, now visibly open wider than when I'd first gone down on it. I could see traces of my cum as I watched the hole pulsing along with his breathing.

[eye-may]

CATS!! I can't stop thinking about this musical and these characters! I keep trying to figure out how Id personally translate their designs for things like animation and/or comics. plenty of these I'm not 100% satisfied with and I'm sure they'll change but here's at least my first attempt for posterity. I feel like I drew SO many cats and yet there are SO many I have YET to draw OTL

this musical is making me ill I s2g (affectionately)

[braemjeorn]

we don't talk abt these two mentors enough

only had less than five minutes of dialogue each it's like a cameo, but it's my favourite cameos

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"No one beamed her anywhere!"

The Librarians S01E09 And the City of Light.

[jackfromthefairytale]

not enough people are torchwood fans in 2023. like, if this shit was airing now instead of like sixteen years ago then tumblr gays would be eating this shit up. if the big finish stuff was more easily available, people would probably also be eating it up. janto and jyler would be a ship war (a heavily to one side ship war, but a ship war nonetheless). the colchester-price fans would be happily eating popcorn at the side. everyone would be an orr and tosh fan. gwen and yvonne would be tumblr sexywomen. there'd be people picking out everything burn gorman has ever been in. there would be essays about why ng should/shouldn't be hated. andy davidson would still be lurking in the background. myfanwy would have more canon appearances.

[bennetsbonnet]

Colin Firth in Pride & Prejudice (1995) and Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

[captainswan618]

Ok I need people to see this, because every time I watch it I lose my mind again 😵‍💫

(via charleyp0llard on twitter / t.xrdis on instagram)

[shebsart]

Ok so a few years back I read this post by @contradictionaddiction and I love the idea that Megan was as much a fantasy fan as Howl in their teens, she canonically has a Rivendell sign in her yard!!!

And i find the implication that she resents him about his life choices so interesting because she probably had to become the responsible and respectable sibling in the family while Howl did what he wanted.

Since Howl loves to bring gifts to his nephew and niece, id like to imagine him gifting Neil a Tolkien book set with lovely illustrations on his birthday but who's to say it's not also for Megan :) Howl wouldn't outright gift Megan their childhood favorite books since they're not getting along too well anymore but he could do it via Neil...Maybe she picks them up again at some point.

[icebluecyanide]

Finished my Scorpia reread and it's honestly so fascinating how this book really helps to humanise Blunt and Mrs Jones tbh. Like before this book we see them arguing a bit about Alex, with Mrs Jones being concerned, but here we actually learn about their personal lives. Mrs Jones's children being taken, everything Alex notices in her flat, her history of being on Albert Bridge etc. And for Blunt, Alex funnily enough actually learns next to nothing about his personal life, but we as readers do because we learn that he's married, that Sir Graham Adair is his friend and that they even play bridge together sometimes. And we learn that Blunt is genuinely doing his best to keep people safe from Scorpia.

Coupled with this is the fact that this book also seems to be the first time they really trust Alex. Like Blunt lies for him during the Cobra meeting and they are all on one page about sending Alex in again, Alex wants to go (because he wants revenge but also because he knows the stakes) and honestly that prep meeting feels like the first time Alex is treated as proper operatives like his dad or uncle might have been. He's given a homing device and told to use it if he can't find the dishes but feels he's in danger, that they'll pull him out. And with everyone knowing the seriousness of the situation there's never any question if he might want out early or they will wait like in Point Blanc. Blunt does tell the SAS teams to prioritise the dishes over Alex but honestly who can blame him for that. Overall, with MI6 contrasted against Scorpia on the one hand and Mark Kellner on the other, they come off so much better than in earlier books. Even if they literally admit to killing people lmao

[kristsune]

I've been excited to hear from Mr. Bonzo since we first heard about him during the ARG, and goodness me, I was not disappointed. I just had to put a little post together for him. And of course, I cannot post this without mentioning the supremely excellent music and sound design.

[lesmiserabelles]

kara lane and lauren jones in rebecca / off-west end, 2023

master: hitmewithyourbethshot

[nathanbellamy]

It is a two-minute ballet of dexterity and destruction.

Giffing notable moments from the xmen scripts, pt 10

(*, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12)

[noctupede]

oh and before i forget, heres a doodle of alfred that I did yesterday

[alphashley14]

POV: Fred was doodling in class

[truly-sincerely]

Snakehead posting

I'm compiling shit for what MI6 actually, canonically knows about Yassen Gregorovich and I wanted to share some of the highlights from riffing with @akilah12902

Jones be like "remember after the Damian Cray incident when Alex said Gregorovich saved his life?" Cuz I don't think MI6 knows about Yassen's part in s3 at all

Just that he saved Alex's life on AF1 and then they found a gun with his prints on it next to a dead sniper who was aiming a gun at the entrance to their building

so in the second half of snakehead I'm gonna cut away to them periodically being like "we really need to figure out what the fuck is going on with this hitman who keeps showing up in really weird places"

Gonna have Smithers putting together an unhinged Yassen timeline

"once again we have no idea where Yassen Gregorovich is" (he's like two blocks away having lunch with Alex)

@akilah12902: [Smithers' is] totally the one who hypothesizes yassen and alex spent some time together at scorpia

At which point it devolved into:

Jones, later: Are you telling me that at some point in the last two years Yassen Gregorovich defected from Scorpia and started working for Alex Rider and that Alex Rider failed to mention this to us?Smithers: That certainly seems to be the case

MI6: alex Alex: hey I only just found out about this for certain like a week ago!! Jones: for certain? Alex: well maybe he kept me from getting sniped by nile and i didn't tell you BUT

Jones: You told me he didn't say anything to you on Air Force One Alex: He might've said a couple things. Just small talk, really.

Jones: alexxxxx Alex: in my defense you remember how much of a shithead blunt was being at the time? Jones: so you just didn't TELL US the assassin said— Alex, muttering: that he was friends with my dad and if I found the Widow I could get answers Jones: [screams a little]

Alex: It was just luck that Kyra happened to have already stolen Smithers' phone so we could look into it without tell you anything

Jones: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

Smithers: [giggling quietly]

Alex: but he really was! Friends with my dad, I mean, that's uh. Why he ditched on Invisible Sword. Julia was bragging about having had my dad killed and how she was gonna do the same to me and he... Walked Jones: [stress headache for a WEEK]

Smithers: That must've been when he started killing off Scorpia executives Alex: He did what? Smithers: Oh yes, he's killed off half the board Alex: Now it makes sense Jones: WHAT MAKES SENSE? Alex: Why he wanted to get embedded with Winston Yu so bad

Smithers, to Jones: it's like Kyra Vashenko-Chao, except… More. (jones having told alex she's not stable)

Tom, in the corner: He yassassinated them

Jones: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

Everyone else in unison: moral support

Smithers: also: yassassinated? Amazing. Spectacular. Absolutely going to see how many reports I can alter to use that instead

Kyra: It's only a yassassination if Yassen does it, otherwise it's a sparkling hit