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✨ HAPPY NEW YEAR ✨

Here we are at the end of another year. 2023 was a great year regarding new rock and metal releases. We are sure that 2024 will be too.

Want to make a special shout out to some amazing friends, that continue spreading their love for these music genres and the ladies in it, rebloging, sharing or providing content!

Cheers to @black-arcana, @planethell, @rakorium, @songsofwaves, @architect-of-light, @if-th3n-else, @dailyheavyqueens, @orion-lake, @rocknrollbodhisattva and @feelingsofaithless. 🖤

To all of our others and new followers, your support is also very apreciated! Thank You! 🤘

Wishing you all the best for 2024!

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Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse

Shameik Moore

Hailee Steinfeld

Brian Tyree Henry

Luna Lauren Vélez

Jharrel Jerome

Jason Schwartzman

Jake Johnson

John Mulaney

Kimiko Glenn

Issa Rae

Karan Soni

Amandla Stenberg

Masi Oka

Shea Whigham

Greta Lee

Lily Tomlin

Andy Samberg

Pedro Pascal

Marc Maron

Liam Neeson

Bobby Cannavale

Mark Hamill

Keanu Reeves

…with Mahershala Ali

…Nicolas Cage

…Daniel Kaluuya

…Kathryn Hahn

…Liev Schreibner

…and Oscar Isaac

Cast

Shameik Moore as Miles Morales

Hailee Steinfeld as Gwen Stacy

Oscar Isaac as Miguel O’Hara

Mahershala Ali as Uncle Aaron

Bryan Tyree Henry as Jefferson Davis

Luna Lauren Vélez as Rio Morales

Jharrel Jerome as Miles G. Morales

Jason Schwartzman as Spot

Jake Johnson as Peter B. Parker

John Mulaney as Spider-Ham

Kimiko Glenn as Peni Parker

Nicolas Cage as Spider-Man Noir

Issa Rae as Jessica Drew

Daniel Kaluuya as Hobie Brown

Karan Soni as Pavitr Prabhakar

Amandla Stenberg as Margo Kess

Masi Oka as Takuya Yamashiro

Shea Whigham as George Stacy

Greta Lee as LYLA

Lily Tomlin as Aunt May

Andy Samberg as Ben Reilly

Kathryn Hahn as Doc Ock

Liev Schreiber as Wilson Fisk

Pedro Pascal as Otto Octavius

Marc Maron as Adrian Toomes

Liam Neeson as MacDonald Gargan

Bobby Cannavale as Aleksei Sytsevich

Mark Hamill as Maxwell Dillon

Keanu Reeves as Flint Marko

Melissa Sturm as Mary Jane

Michelle Ruff as Mayday

Peter Sohn as Ganke

Rachel Dratch as Ms. Weber

Ziggy Marley as Lenny

Nathalie Morales as Miss Calleros

Erick Avari as Inspector Singh

Priyanka Chopra as Gayatri

Elizabeth Perkins as May

Atsuko Okatsuka as Yuri

Jack Quaid as Peter Parker

Freida Pinto as Maya Auntie

J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson

Zoë Kravitz as Mary Jane Watson-Parker

Edwin H. Bravo as Visions Academy Guard

Lorraine Vélez as Maria

Ayo Edebiri as Glory

Nicole Delaney as MJ

Antonina Lentini as Betty

Anthony Ramos as Benny

Chris Pine as Spider-Man

Marvin Jones III as Tombstone

Joaquín Cosio as Scorpion

Jorma Taccone as Adriano Tumino / Green Goblin / ‘67

Jorge Gutierrez as Officer Gutierrez

Donald Glover as Aaron Davis

Stan Lee as Stan

Lake Bell as Vanessa Fisk

Kim Yarbough as Alchemax Scientist

Nic Novicki as LEGO Spider-Man

Sofia Barclay as Malala Windsor

Taran Killam as Web-Slinger

Danielle Perez as Charlotte Webber

Michael Rianda as Max Borne / Ezekiel Sims / Spider-Man Patient

Leland “Metro Boomin” Wayne as Metro Spider-Man

Yuri Lowenthal as Insomniac Spider-Man

Josh Keaton as Spectacular Spider-Man

Rino Romano as Spider-Man Unlimited

Grey DeLisle as Spinneret

Meg Turney as Annie-May Parker

Paola Andino as Anya Corazón

Ryan O’Flanagan as Tarantula

Lauren Ash as Cyborg Spider-Woman

Daran Norris as Spidercide

Tara Strong as Spider-Canada

Jess Harnell as Officer Parker

Robbie Daymond as Ultimate Spider-Man

Post Malone as Brooklyn Bystander

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Melissa

Ein lächeln von der Sonne geschenkt und der Geist so ruhig und sanft wie der Mond. Augen wie die Brücke der Gestirne, so blau. Vertraut und Verständnisvoll wie eine Schwester und so nach Freiheit strebend wie ein Marienkäfer. Stark wie ein Baum im Sturm. Deine Umarmung wie eine Kuscheldecke und heiße Schokolade, wenn es draußen regnet. Eine letzte Umarmung von dir. Irgendwann?

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Banquet of Love: New Album!

Ana Hernandez - Banquet of Love, Vol. I: Big Chants Project (hearnow.com)

A dream team of jazz players and choral singers in chants to renew and strengthen, nurture, and deepen spirit. God within, between, and among us all. Click the link above for clips and ALL the links. 

Ike Sturm – bass Chris Dingman – vibraphone Laila Biali – piano Mike Webster – sax Melissa Stylianou – vocals Chanda Rule – vcals  Steve Rosser – vocals Zaneta Sykes – percussion Ana Hernández – vocals, shruti box, guitar Mark Dann – all recording, editing, mixing, and bass The Adult and Youth Choirs of Church of the Heavenly Rest, Mollie Nichols, director, Prince Nyatanga, asst. director. Part studio, part live recording at St. Peter’s Lutheran, NYC.

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🌟💍👸🕺💃🎥 “STARnacht am Wörthersee” celebrates its 25th anniversary • KLiCK Carinthia The legendary event is celebrating its 25th anniversary and promises an unforgettable experience for music fans from Austria and Germany. A brilliant group of artists Christina Sturm, Folkshilfe,...... 🎶🏆💔📸🎉

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JAMES WEBB FAZ A PRIMEIRA IMAGEM DE GELO NO DISCO DE FORMAÇÃO DE PLANETAS

ASSINE AGORA O SPACE TODAY PLUS PREMIUM, APENAS R$29,00 POR MÊS, MENOS DE 1 REAL POR DIA!!! https://spacetodayplus.com.br/premium/ O gelo é importante para a formação de planetas e cometas. Graças ao gelo, as partículas sólidas de poeira se aglomeram em pedaços maiores, a partir dos quais se formam planetas e cometas. Além disso, os impactos dos cometas portadores de gelo provavelmente contribuíram significativamente para a quantidade de água na nossa Terra, formando os seus mares. Este gelo também contém átomos de carbono, hidrogênio, oxigênio e nitrogênio que são importantes na formação dos blocos moleculares da vida. No entanto, o gelo nos discos de formação planetária nunca tinha sido mapeado em detalhe antes. Isso ocorre porque os telescópios baseados na Terra são prejudicados pela nossa atmosfera que contém água e porque outros telescópios espaciais não eram grandes o suficiente para detectar e identificar esses alvos fracos. O Telescópio Espacial James Webb resolve esses problemas. Os investigadores estudaram a luz estelar da jovem estrela HH 48 NE à medida que esta passa através do seu disco de formação planetária em direção ao telescópio espacial. A estrela e o disco estão localizados a cerca de 600 anos-luz da Terra, na constelação meridional do Camaleão. O disco parece um hambúrguer, com uma faixa central escura e dois pães brilhantes porque o olhamos de lado, de lado. A caminho do telescópio, a luz das estrelas colide com muitas moléculas do disco. Isso cria espectros de absorção com picos específicos para cada molécula. A desvantagem é que pouca luz chega ao telescópio, especialmente a partir da parte mais densa do disco na faixa escura. Mas como o Telescópio Espacial James Webb é mais sensível do que qualquer outro telescópio, os baixos níveis de luz não representam um problema. Os pesquisadores observaram picos distintos de gelo de água (H 2 O), gelo de dióxido de carbono (CO 2 ) e gelo de monóxido de carbono (CO) nos espectros de absorção. Além disso, encontraram evidências de gelo de amônia (NH 3 ), cianato (OCN – ), sulfeto de carbonila (OCS) e dióxido de carbono pesado ( 13 CO 2 ). A proporção entre dióxido de carbono normal e dióxido de carbono pesado permitiu aos pesquisadores calcular pela primeira vez quanto dióxido de carbono está presente no disco. Um dos resultados interessantes foi que o gelo de CO que os investigadores detectaram pode ser misturado com o CO 2 menos volátil e o gelo de água, permitindo-lhe permanecer congelado mais perto da estrela do que se pensava anteriormente. “O mapeamento direto do gelo num disco de formação planetária fornece informações importantes para estudos de modelação que ajudam a compreender melhor a formação da nossa Terra, de outros planetas no nosso Sistema Solar e em torno de outras estrelas. Com estas observações, podemos agora começar a fazer afirmações mais firmes sobre a física e a química da formação estelar e planetária,” afirma o principal autor do estudo, Ardjan Sturm (Universidade de Leiden, Holanda). 'Em 2016, criamos um dos primeiros programas de pesquisa do JWST, Ice Age. Queríamos estudar como os blocos de construção gelados da vida evoluem na viagem desde as suas origens nas nuvens interestelares frias até às regiões de formação de cometas de sistemas planetários jovens. Agora os resultados estão começando a chegar. É um momento realmente emocionante”, diz a coautora Melissa McClure (Universidade de Leiden). Ela lidera o programa de pesquisa e publicou as primeiras observações de gelo da Era do Gelo em nuvens moleculares em janeiro de 2023. A equipe da Era Glacial estudará espectros mais extensos do mesmo disco de formação planetária em um futuro próximo. Além disso, agora são capazes de observar outros discos de formação de planetas. Se a descoberta sobre as misturas de gelo de CO se mantiver, isto modificaria a compreensão atual das composições planetárias, levando potencialmente a planetas mais ricos em carbono mais próximos da estrela. Em última análise, os investigadores pretendem aprender mais sobre os caminhos de formação e a composição resultante de planetas, asteróides e cometas. FONTES: https://www.universiteitleiden.nl/en/news/2023/12/first-detailed-picture-of-ice-in-planet-forming-disk?utm_source=miragenews&utm_medium=miragenews&utm_campaign=news https://www.aanda.org/articles/aa/pdf/2023/11/aa47512-23.pdf #JAMESWEBB #ICE #UNIVERSE

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Další název: Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy Žánr: Akční, Dobrodružný, Animovaný, Vědeckofantastický, Země: Spojené státy americké Premiéra v ČR: 2023-05-31 Délka: 140 min. hraje: Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Brian Tyree Henry, Luna Lauren Velez, Jake Johnson, Oscar Isaac, Jason Schwartzman, Issa Rae, Daniel Kaluuya, Karan Soni, Shea Whigham, Greta Lee, Mahershala Ali, Amandla Stenberg, Jharrel Jerome, Andy Samberg, Jack Quaid, Rachel Dratch, Ziggy Marley, Jorma Taccone, J.K. Simmons, Donald Glover, Elizabeth Perkins, Kathryn Hahn, Ayo Edebiri, Nicole Delaney, Antonina Lentini, Atsuko Okatsuka, Peter Sohn, Melissa Sturm, Lorraine Velez, Nic Novicki, Taran Killam, Metro Boomin, Josh Keaton, Sofia Barclay, Danielle Perez, Yuri Lowenthal, Rita Rani Ahuja, Ismail Bashey, Oscar Camacho, Freddy Ferrari, Kerry Gutierrez, Kamal Khan, Angelo Sekou Kouyate, Andrew Leviton, David Michie, Sumit Naig, Juan Pacheco, Chrystee Pharris, Ben Pronsky, Al Rodrigo, Jaswant Dev Shrestha, Libby Thomas Dickey, Ruth Zalduondo, Jasper Johannes Andrews, Gredel Berrios Calladine, Natalia Castellanos, Russell Tyre Francis, Deepti Gupta, Sohm Kapila, Pradnya Kuwadekar, Ashley London, Christopher Miller, Andrea Navedo, Lakshmi Patel, Jacqueline Pinol, Eliyas Qureshi, Lashana Rodriguez, Dennis Singletary, Amanda Troop, Sitara Attaie, Mayuri Bhandari, June Christopher, Michelle Jubilee Gonzalez, Marabina Jaimes, Rez Kempton, Lex Lang, Phil Lord, Richard Miro, Doug Nicholas, Shakira Ja'nai Paye, James Pirri, Marley Ralph, Michelle Ruff, Narender Sood, Cedric L. Williams, Kimberly Bailey, Sanjay Chandani, Melanie Duke, Jorge R. Gutierrez, Miguel Jiron, Deepti Kingra-Mickelsen, Luisa Leschin, Caitlin McKenna, Richard Andrew Morgado, Arthur Ortiz, Eliana A. Perez, Juan Pope, Mike Rianda, Stan Sellers, Warren Sroka, Jason Linere-White, Kimiko Glenn, Peggy Lu, John Mulaney, Andrew Garfield, Denis Leary, Tobey Maguire, Cliff Robertson, Alfred Molina, Post Malone, Obsah filmu Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy: Miles Morales vrací v další kapitole Spider-Verse ságy. Čeká na něj epické dobrodružství, které přátelského souseda Spider-Mana transportuje z Brooklynu napříč mnohovesmírem, aby pomohl Gwen Stacey a nové skupině Spider-lidí proti padouchovi silnějšímu než cokoliv, proti čemu se v minulosti postavili. Kroky ke stažení filmů * Můžete navštívit webové stránky prostřednictvím odkazů, které jsme poskytli následovně: povodeň * Navštivte stránky, které již doporučujeme a vyhledejte film, který chcete sledovat a stahovat. Pro zjednodušení můžete použít funkci vyhledávání. * Po nalezení filmu, který se vám líbí, klikněte na kartu Hry. Pokračujte v stahování hrozby „Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy“ a stáhněte film do požadované kvality. Viz obrázek, aby bylo jasnější. Klíčová slova Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy celý film zdarma ke shlédnutí, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy cz dabing online ke shlednuti, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy Filmy Česky a Zdarma, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy online ke shlednuti, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy Informace o filmu, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy online cely film, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy Sleduju Online, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy online bombuj, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy online, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy online film cz, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy Bombuj, Spider-Man: Napříč paralelními světy bombuj cz,

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Regarder Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse en streaming vf 100% gratuit, voir le film complet en français et en bonne qualité. Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse Streaming vf les films et les livres tiennent une partie de mon cœur. Et de cette façon, j’aime tout. Non, je ne parlerai pas de la scène entière, je pourrais finir avec un nouveau film si je le faisais,

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Les meilleurs sites pour regarder Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse un film en streaming gratuit en VF ou VOSTFR, en illimité et sans inscription. Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse 2023 Trailer Music | Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse,org Genre: Action, Aventure, Animation, Science-Fiction, Sortie: 2023-05-31 Etoiles: Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Brian Tyree Henry, Luna Lauren Velez, Jake Johnson, Oscar Isaac, Jason Schwartzman, Issa Rae, Daniel Kaluuya, Karan Soni, Shea Whigham, Greta Lee, Mahershala Ali, Amandla Stenberg, Jharrel Jerome, Andy Samberg, Jack Quaid, Rachel Dratch, Ziggy Marley, Jorma Taccone, J.K. Simmons, Donald Glover, Elizabeth Perkins, Kathryn Hahn, Ayo Edebiri, Nicole Delaney, Antonina Lentini, Atsuko Okatsuka, Peter Sohn, Melissa Sturm, Lorraine Velez, Nic Novicki, Taran Killam, Metro Boomin, Josh Keaton, Sofia Barclay, Danielle Perez, Yuri Lowenthal, Rita Rani Ahuja, Ismail Bashey, Oscar Camacho, Freddy Ferrari, Kerry Gutierrez, Kamal Khan, Angelo Sekou Kouyate, Andrew Leviton, David Michie, Sumit Naig, Juan Pacheco, Chrystee Pharris, Ben Pronsky, Al Rodrigo, Jaswant Dev Shrestha, Libby Thomas Dickey, Ruth Zalduondo, Jasper Johannes Andrews, Gredel Berrios Calladine, Natalia Castellanos, Russell Tyre Francis, Deepti Gupta, Sohm Kapila, Pradnya Kuwadekar, Ashley London, Christopher Miller, Andrea Navedo, Lakshmi Patel, Jacqueline Pinol, Eliyas Qureshi, Lashana Rodriguez, Dennis Singletary, Amanda Troop, Sitara Attaie, Mayuri Bhandari, June Christopher, Michelle Jubilee Gonzalez, Marabina Jaimes, Rez Kempton, Lex Lang, Phil Lord, Richard Miro, Doug Nicholas, Shakira Ja'nai Paye, James Pirri, Marley Ralph, Michelle Ruff, Narender Sood, Cedric L. Williams, Kimberly Bailey, Sanjay Chandani, Melanie Duke, Jorge R. Gutierrez, Miguel Jiron, Deepti Kingra-Mickelsen, Luisa Leschin, Caitlin McKenna, Richard Andrew Morgado, Arthur Ortiz, Eliana A. Perez, Juan Pope, Mike Rianda, Stan Sellers, Warren Sroka, Jason Linere-White, Kimiko Glenn, Peggy Lu, John Mulaney, Andrew Garfield, Denis Leary, Tobey Maguire, Cliff Robertson, Alfred Molina, Post Malone, Le site Web où Vous pouVez regarder des Films de Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse en streaming gratuit. Regarder film complet Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse(2023) en Streaming français sans inscription. Bonne qualite HD 720p, Full HD 1080p, 4k. Le Vrai Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse streaming VF gratuit et complet de tout les derniers Films des meilleurs séries en HD Version Francaise, original et sous titré. Voir Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse Film en streaming gratuit en ligne Version Française en qualité Full HD 1080p. Les meilleurs sites pour regarder Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse un film en streaming gratuit en VF ou VOSTFR, en illimité et sans inscription. Voir Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse - Streaming Gratuit en Français Voir tous les films avec des catégories complètes, Streaming en français, en Full HD, gratuit et illimité. Rendez-vous sur le site ci-dessous ! Les meilleurs sites pour regarder Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse un film en streaming gratuit en VF ou VOSTFR, en illimité et sans inscription. Comment Voir Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse des films gratuitement en français complet ? Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse un film sur internet gratuitement sans télécharger bonne qualité HD. Quelle est la diFFérence entre le téléchargement et streaming ? étiquette : Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse Film complet Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse 2023 Film complet Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse Film complet en Français Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse streaming VostFR Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse Film streaming Spider-Man : Across the Spider-Verse streaming VF

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The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021) Review

The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021) Review

The Mitchells are a rather dysfunctional family that don’t come across all that normal and when they head off on a road trip taking Katie to start college they end up in the middle of the robot apocalypse and become humanities only hope. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (more…)

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ROCK and METAL LADIES + zodiac signs (insp.)

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WORST MOVIES OF 2017

Dishonorable Mentions: Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania

Director: Henry Yu Cast: Jeremy Shada, Melissa Sturm, Jon Heder, Diedrich Bader, John Cena, The Undertaker, Triple H, Paige, Vince McMachon, Michael Cole Worst Part: Vince McMahon slurping a fish Thoughts: The trend of inserting WWE wrestlers in direct-to-DVD kids’ movies is bad enough. But just the fact that they are inserted on a sequel to an Oscar-nominated cartoon is preposterous.

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Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse

Cast

Shameik Moore as Miles Morales

Hailee Steinfeld as Gwen Stacy

Oscar Isaac as Miguel O’Hara

Mahershala Ali as Uncle Aaron

Brian Tyree Henry as Jefferson Davis

Luna Lauren Vélez as Rio Morales

Jharrel Jerome as Miles G. Morales

Jason Schwartzman as Spot

Jake Johnson as Peter B. Parker

John Mulaney as Spider-Ham

Kimiko Glenn as Peni Parker

Nicolas Cage as Spider-Man Noir

Issa Rae as Jessica Drew

Daniel Kaluuya as Hobie Brown

Karan Soni as Pavitr Prabhakar

Amandla Stenberg as Margo Kess

Masi Oka as Takuya Yamashiro

Shea Whigham as George Stacy

Greta Lee as LYLA

Lily Tomlin as Aunt May

Andy Samberg as Ben Reilly

Pedro Pascal as Otto Octavius

Marc Maron as Adrian Toomes

Liam Neeson as MacDonald Gargan

Bobby Cannavale as Aleksei Sytsevich

Mark Hamill as Maxwell Dillon

Keanu Reeves as Flint Marko

Melissa Sturm as Mary Jane

Michelle Ruff as Mayday

Kathryn Hahn as Doc Ock

Liev Schreiber as Wilson Fisk

Peter Sohn as Ganke

Rachel Dratch as Ms. Weber

Natalie Morales as Miss Calleros

Ziggy Marley as Lenny

Erick Avari as Inspector Singh

Priyanka Chopra as Gayatri

Elizabeth Perkins as May

Atsuko Okatsuka as Yuri

Jack Quaid as Peter Parker

Freida Pinto as Maya Auntie

J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson

Zoë Kravitz as Mary Jane Watson-Parker

Edwin H. Bravo as C. Salas (Visions Academy Guard)

Lorraine Vélez as Maria

Ayo Edeberi as Glory

Nicole Delaney as MJ

Antonina Lentini as Betty

Anthony Ramos as Benny

Chris Pine as Spider-Man

Marvin Jones III as Tombstone

Joaquín Cosio as Scorpion

Jorma Taccone as Adriano Tumino / ‘67

Jorge Gutiérrez as Officer Gutierrez

Donald Glover as Aaron Davis

Stan Lee as Stan

Lake Bell as Vanessa Fisk

Kim Yarbough as Alchemax Scientist

Nic Novicki as LEGO Spider-Man

Sofia Barclay as Malala Windsor

Taran Killam as Web-Slinger

Danielle Perez as Charlotte Webber

Michael Rianda as Max Borne / Ezekiel Sims / Spider-Man Patient

Leland “Metro Boomin” Wayne as Metro Spider-Man

Yuri Lowenthal as Insomniac Spider-Man

Josh Keaton as Spectacular Spider-Man

Rino Romano as Spider-Man Unlimited

Grey DeLisle as Spinneret

Meg Turney as Annie-May Parker

Paola Andino as Anya Corazón

Ryan O’Flanagan as Tarantula

Lauren Ash as Cyborg Spider-Woman

Daran Norris as Spidercide

Tara Strong as Spider-Canada

Jess Harnell as Officer Parker

Robbie Daymond as Ultimate Spider-Man

Post Malone as Brooklyn Bystander

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March of the Penguins: Surfs Up! 2: WaveMania Review: God Dammit Kevin (Commision for WeirdKev27)

Hello all you happy people. I’m Jake I review animation and stuff. And welcome to the finale of march of the penguins, my march long look at penguins stuff as comissioned by weirdkev 27. If you want to comission something yourself just hit up my ask box or dm’s and we’ll talk shop. Slots are still open for May and you don’t have to pay till things.

And i’m not one to take the side door, i’ll come up front and knock this is one of the worst things i’ve reviewed for this blog. And granted, for those new here, I’m not the kind of reviewer who reviews bad stuff normally. I’m far from against it and there’s some truly awful media I have on my to do list for some day, I just like diving into why a work is so amazing. I’m not afraid to point out flaws even in the best of stuff, but I really like showing why stuff is so good and trying to get more people to check it out. That said sometimes you need someone to agree with you on why something is great, sometimes you need someone to show you something cool or help you get off the fence on a show.. and sometimes, like this time, you need someone to tear apart a work with only their teeth because either you’ve watched this crap and felt that pain or want to know what the hell this weird thing is but don’t have the stomach. And today, i’m the man for the job.

So yeah, Surf’s Up, the incredibly forgetable surf penguin movie from 2008.. got a sequel 10 years later. Why? Well as I postulated when I reviewed the original last week..

Or to elaborate further: at the time WWE was making a bunch of movies with Warner Bros, using their DTV division to crank out a total of for Hannah Barbera crossovers. Sadly none of them involve someone piledriving Yogi Bear but since Jellystone exists, we still have hope. The why is simple: WWE President and rabid wolverine in the body of an elderly man Vincent Kennedy McMahon loves easy money, he loves having wwe in things that aren’t wrestling because he paradocialy hates the very thing that gave him money, so singing up to have some of his wrestlers show up for some hyjinks while Warner paid them and WWE for the privlage is a no brainer. It’s honestly shocking he didn’t keep this going and we haven’t gotten like... 6 more wwe/scooby doo movies, but the fact he did this in the first place. 

This one though is a suprise as it comes from Sony instead, who clearly saw what Warner was doing and having their own DTV division that put in far less effort but still makes depressing amounts of money, they likely came to WWE and vince was like “JUST SHOVEL IT INTO THE BIN ( UNTRASNLATABLE VINCE MCMAHON NOISES)”.

And thus the sequel no one asked for or wanted to make was born! So what madness hath sony and the WWE wrought? Find out under the cut!

To it’s  credit to this film it does have more of a plot... it’s just that plot is a standard adventure movie mixed with what plot the first one had. 

It’s sometime after the first film and Cody, rookie surfer and walking energy drink commerical, has semi-retired after giving up his chance at winning the Big Z Classic to save Chicken Joe. As such he’s still on Pengu, having opened his own surf school there with Lani, his love intrest from last time who he may or not be a couple with this time because the writers had two hours to write this before SONY released the hounds. 

Since Shia LeBOOOOuf and Zoey Daschenel were unavaiable, i.e. they likely wanted as much to do with this as the people who actually had to make it, this time the two are played by Jeremey Shada, aka Finn

And Melissa Sturm.. who i’ve never heard of and wikipedia dosen’t have a page for so yeah. 

Shada does his best with the script given, trying to inject some energy into it and trying his hardest. The character still blows and we’ll get to why, but I give him credit for trying.. even if I find it funny how often he lapses into finn’s voice. It’s just always a delight but I can’t fault him given it’s what he’s done most of his voice acting in. Not bad, and not really a step down as while Shia had his moments, he also lapsed WAY too much into his default mode of SHOUTING EVERY LINE LIKE AN ANNOYING PISSANT. It isn’t Transformers level of bad but it was nice to have an actor who didn’t feel the need to scream his lines and who wasn’t absolutely baked for the first act. Seriously he sounded really high for the shiverpool portion of the film. And unlike John Heder in this film he had no real excuse the film wasn’t that bad and he was likely getting paid a good chunk of it’s budget. Jeremey tried for what had ot be five bucks and an apology that this was now going on his resume. 

Sturm is fine, but has far less energy than Zoey did... otherwise she’s okay. Not much else to say. The kids from the first film also return, if with new actors. So.. there’s that. 

We do get two returning faces though: Dietrich Bader is back as Tank, Cody’s rival... and sadly he’s given NOTHING to work with. Again. Tank is still a one dimensonal bully, he still wants to fuck his trophys, 

Weird Sex Stuff In These Films: 5

But otherwise is just there to be an obnoxious antagonist. And at least last time he had his beating Z and general competence. Here while he’s still not a bad surfer, he’s just there because they needed someone to piss Cody off.

Joe also returns, played by John Heder, who as I said i’m pretty sure was stoned off his ass as Joe is even more relaxed. That being said it fits the character and John’s career had sunk in 10 years to the point he actually returned for surf’s up 2. He still tries though and is honestly one of the better parts of the film... evne if joe looks just godawful. While the cg obviously not as good as the original, it’s still passable for most characters and looks fine enough. A shame given the orignial was beautiful but for a DTV cashgrab made likely as quickly as possible, it’s fine. But Joe just looks weirdly smooth and unfinished, like they ran out of time and just left him like this. He’s since become a world famous surfer. 

You might also notice a  big absence from the original. While obviously cutting down on characters isn’t a terrible idea here, budget mixed with having 5 new ones and the plot getting from pengu, there’s one whose complete absence and the films constant attempts to right around are INCREDIBLY noticable: Big Z. Z is entirely missing, he’s replaced as Cody’s inspiration with the new addition of the Hang 5, and his big return is never commented on. And this.. REALLY bothers me as Z was a huge part of the last film and given the Hang Five were surfers at the same time he was, him being around could be intresting. He could know them well, or have even been a member once and simply went off on his own, a nice parallel to how cody wants to leave his friends. There’s a lot you could do with him and you didn’t need to write him out and him being on pengu adds more weight to cody wanting to leave as Z is like a dad to him and cody is the reason z left. Plus it’d be intresting to see waht happened AFTER Z came back and where he is. I get you coudln’t get jeff bridges, but given they had no issue replacing the others and there are plenty of talented vetran voice actors who are skilled mimics, finding someone who coudl do a jeff bridges impersionation couldn’t be THAT hard. What a waste. 

Anyway out with the Z in with the hang 5. Their basically a team of extreme sports enthusists who seek out crazy shit to do and their , given the WWE tie in nature played by wrestlers so without further ado LET’S GET READY TO INTRODUCE THE WRESTLERS WHO TOOK A PAYCHECK FOR THIS MOVIEEEEEE!

First up is Mr. McMahon, which is what Vince uses in kayfabe as his name.  Vince is the head of WWE, a jacked insane old grandpa who STILl runs the company despite everyone begging him not to. Vince changed wrestling by going against his father, Vince Sr.’s wishes and canablizing the terriotry system at the time to create his own empire, launching wrestling in the stratosphere thanks to the combination of tie ins with celebrites such as Cindy Lauper, media savy and professional douchebag Hulk Hogan as his major star. 

Vince is also known for a variety of thigns, most of them batshit insane, and just so you get an idea of who we’re dealing with, and by you I mean Kev who isn’t that familiar with wrestling here are just some examples to let you know what exactly your dealing iwth: 

1. Tore both his quads in a rage running to the ring to correct a flawed finish

2. Faked his own death for a storyline complete with a CAR EXPLOSION, a memorial episode the next night and a press release.. and then had to walk it back because the christ benoit tragedy happened literlaly the next night.

3. Did not know what a burrito was for over a decade despite having had them several times because he apparently just does not care what he puts into his body to the point he dosen’t ask what he’s eating. 

4. Had several grown men literally kiss his ass. 

5. This

6. Did a contest where he randomly called people and gave them a million dollars and during which, thanks to someone having it as their ringback, got rickrolled on live television

7. Tried to greenlight a storyline where he’d be the father of his daughter’s unborn child. When turned down for obvious reasons he suggested to her “what about shane”.. her BROTHER. 

8. Tried booking something with a wrestler they no longer had on staff, and who when told he wasn’t refused to belive that to the point they had to resign the guy just to make reality bend to his whims. 

9. Deciding beaver cleavage, aka “what if leave it to beaver but with incest” was a good idea. 

10. And I save the best for last... he once challenged Sean Micheals to a tag match. Normal so far but then you get to the partners. Vince’s is, and this is swear to Usopp his exact words “the product of my semen, my son shane”. Sean Micheals? GOD. Who actaully showed up in a beam of light. And just in case you think i’m making any of this up

I.. I honestly could’ve just had the last one. Oh and he founded his own church in kayfabe.. and shot his doing so at an actual church. And I swear to god it feels like he got to write his own dialouge a lot of the time and the most the creators did to reign him in was “okay vince we can’t have a cocaine fueled fish orgy in a children’s film” 

Next up we have JOHNNNNNN CENNNNAAAAA. 9 time world champ, idol of milions and currently a successful movie and tv star. And the last one isn’t hype: after slowly working his way up with Trainwreck, Blockers and F9, which is just.. awkard to type. Like it’s only two letters but it sounds like a key command not a film. Stop it fast and the furious films, stop it. Just call it 9 fast 9 furious: we don’t need seatbelts like god intended. 

Anyways yeah Peacemaker himself is in this and playing his role in wrestling which was uber babyface. He was the late 2000′s and 2010′s hulk hogan, minus the politcking and blatant racisim. He left that to vince. SO his character is pretty flat but John does at least try.. that’s really the recurring theme here: these actors and wrestlers and wrestlers/actors are trying. This film’s script just really, really sucks. Everyone tries, let’s just put it at that to save time. 

Next up.. TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEEE. HHH, son in law to vince, multi time champion, and the former mastermind of NXT. HHH has a complex history: he is a legit good wrestler and his wrestling themes fucking slap, mostly because at least two are by Motorhead. Yes the real motorhead. But he also spent a chunk of the 2000′s in his reign of terror, politicking to hulk hogan levels and thus runing several careers by holding the championship in his iron fist. He also once simulated having sex with a doll to simulate his opponent doing a necrophilia. I don’t have a joke there.. I just.... that sure did happen. 

He did however book NXT and do a good job of it and was only removed for stupid reasons and the show falling in raitings and getting blamed for it despite being opisite AEW, aka WWE’s first equal competior in decades. Point is he’s done good for wrestling.. and also married his wife in kayfabe by drugging her and driving thorugh a wedding chappel which had no questions about a man marrying an unconcious woman. The wedding story every couple dreams of I suppose. 

Trips plays the more helelish one of the hang five, though still a good dude. Like I said their playing their wrestling characters and Tri is one of the biggest heels in wrestling, so having him play the jerk of the group,k while still having tank to be the absolute asshole, makes perfect sense. 

Next up is the phenom, mr. wrestlemania, teddy long’s secret weapon, The Undertaker! Mark Calloway had a decades long career playing a spooky zombie man who could summon lightning.. and a brief period ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT with limp biskit. I’m not kidding that was his theme song. All the things i’ve typed today about wrestling history and that might be the most embarssing. 

Point is another decorated storied man mountain who mostly spends the film wanting to eat chicken joe and making spooky man jokes most of which are eh but we do get one where he literally digs himself a grave to sleep in every night. That.. that got a geninue  laugh out of me

Finally we have the only woman of the group and while her career wasn’t as long, due to an injury sidelining her in 2018, she’s still not only active with the company but a legend Paige. Multiple time divas and women’s champ, queen of all goths and brits and fun as hell, Paige is a women’s wrestling icon, and also got a movie made about her life, fighting with my family, which i’ve heard is good. So not as much to say, but she still does a good job and out of the actors brings the most energy in. Also puffin paige is strangely hot.. maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s because paige is voicing her I dunno i’m weird. 

Oh also WWE interviewer MIcheal Cole is there as a seagull. He adds nothing to the film and the only thing I can say is his hair at least is somehow only slightly less rediculous on a seagull. 

So anyways these 5 are cody’s heroes ... and just as Cody’s regretting never being somebody, they end up on the island and Cody, fanboying hard, throws a luau for them. Look i’d do the same if I were him and my heroes showed up at my doorstep... I don’t know why Al ewing, David Byrne, Justin Hawkins, Doc Hammer, Jackson Publick, Rebecca Sugar, Ian Jones Quartlery, Killer Mike, E-LP and the ghosts of david bowie and stan lee would be at my door, but i’m not asking questions, i’m going to get a pizza. 

Turns out Vinnie Mac has more reasons than just because to come here. Turns out he’s planning to retire, which is wholly unrealistic. Vincent Kennedy McMahon will only retire when he dies in a way befiting him: being decapitated in a highlander swordfight with hunter in a steel cage. But Otter Vinnie Mac wants to retire so he can drink fish milk. That’s his running bit here, he wants to milk fish, and we get a.. horrifying animation of him sucking milk directly from the fish’s.. well you can probbaly guess given fish don’t give out mlik. And this horrifying moment is one of the main reasons kev pitched this. And while it is horrifyingly hilarious on it’s own, it’s even funnier when you look at paige who just looks.. dead eyed. Which I susupect is how the writers and the actual paige looked and they just copied it to the animation, as i’m throughly convinced this was just vince being vince and they ran with it because he’s paying for this monstrosity.  And of course 

Weird Sex Stuff IN This Franchise Count: 8 (It’s a three pointer) 

And yes that’s why I started this gag... I just expected it to ONLY be this gag. I undereistmaed the first film and this one. 

So he wants a replacement and Paige suggets lani after she saves arnold again. Cody is naturally crushed so he does what any resonable boyfriend would do he’s happy for her and the film mercefully ends

No of course he showboats to get himself an audition. Naturally given we have four main characters each of the non-vinnie mac five pick a canditate so the undertaker picks chicken joe so he can eat him. Does that count? eh... why not. 

Weird Sex Stuff In This Franchise: 9

Whlie HHH picks tank because he kisses his ass and is incredibly built and that’s all he needs in a minon. 

So Vinnie agrees to it as long as they watch them and makes it into a contest: he’ll be watching ot pick one as a replacment and the hang 5 are responsible to make sure they don’t die as they head into spooky scary skeleton island.. it has an actual name but i’ts basically your standard island of death, where the legendary surf spot the trench awaits them. Yes for some reason this film has a weird indiania jones style quest with a weird king kong style lost world island.. but frankly given the story is once again about as weighty as a feather, it at least makes for some intresting actoin set pieces. 

So our heroes ride their whale into spooky scary skeleton island, getting off said whale and finding themselves in the first set piece: a massive desert made of dried whale bones that can be surfed on. Thus a challenge is set by the bully twins: last one down wins. We do get some REALLY fun sand surfing and it’s really cool to watch, so it has that going for it but film wise.. the story is really weak. The island being cool is the ONLY thing the film has going for it: the jokes are mostly weak or only funny because vince sounds as insane as he does in real life, constantly talking to a conch for deus ex plot exposition. There’s also a runner about Paige wanting a superhero spinoff. The interview segments are even MORE pointless this time around , because apparently that was possible, and Tanks is just replacing wanting to fuck his trophys with wanting to fuck his board

Weird Sex Stuff In This Franchise:10

And Joe asks if she has a sister which i’m countin seperatley

Weird Sex Stuff In This Franchise: 11

It’s just.. a lot of nothing. The WWE cast is one note, the surfs up cast is reduced to one note. Only VInnie Mac is at all entertaining and that’s again becaue he’s playing himself. 

It dosne’t help that Cody.. is really bad in this film. He’s learning the same lesson again: to just enjoy frinedship or whatever instead of competition. But he comes off so bad: he wants to leave his longterm sorta girlfriend who he’s built a life with on a whim, is jealous of his best friend, and wants the glory he WILLINGLY GAVE UP. He’s been factoryr eset to the same douchebag he was before but WITHOUT any motivation: his mom only makes a voice cameo and while i’m thankful glenn’s gone, without his brother or anything to really motivate him other than glory, he’s just obnoxious. I understand him hating Tank, I also wish a whale would drop on his head. tank sucks. But he gets so overly competitive with the guy that he makes a whole speech about never coming back to pengu and then TRIES TO MURDER HIM IN LAVA.

Yup. While at first their rivarly is understandable: tank is an ass to him constantly, eventually it gets to the point that while hanglidlig over a volcano which is again really fun (As is a sequence in an indiania jones temple i’m glossing over), and really creative as cody had the idea to hanglide from said temple and it does use the idea of thermal vents without saying it so it is fun.. but it’s ruined by cody trying to bodycheck tank into LAVA. He tries to kill him.. and nearly gets joe killed. 

And granted he feels bad over it he does.. but it kinda shows how fall you’ve fallen from the original when you’ve gone from your heroes darkest hour being him simply disonwing his hero without getting why his hero quit and being kinda  jerk.. TO NEARLY GETTING HIS BEST FRIEND KILLED BEING A RECKLESS DOUCHE CANOE. 

So yeah one indiani jones temple where tank picks up a new girlfriend later, yes really he picks up a golden board and nearly gets everyone killed, and after the cool near murdre scene, Cody leaves in shame, and John tells lani not to follow him as he needs some moepy solo time

Anyways we then get our climax as our heroes head to the trench.. and this whole contest ends up pointless as Cody is obviously going to choose to stay, and Lani and Joe back out of the running once they find out these idiots want to ride in a thunderstorm and Tank then nearly dies when he goes along anyway to get the role.. only to chicken out. And also nearly die. Again the action is really cool.. but really cool set pieces just don’t work if they dont’ have a good story wit them. As an example lately i’ve been reading Naruto because I didn’t really get into it as a teen, but giving it a second chance thanks to TotallyNotMark i’ve enjoyed it. 

And one fight I really enjoyed so far was Rock Lee Vs Gara. And why it works.. is we get emotoinal investment in lee. We find out he was a kid with no chakra (aka the thing that makes ninja techniques work) and had to work twice as hard, and see via a mid fight flashbcak his loving relationship with his mentor guy, who called his charge a “genius of hard work” and supported him... and also see that backfire as lee goes way too hard with his teqnchise which fuck up the body if not careful. My point is here we CARE about lee’s struggle because w egot to know him and root for him. Here.. all these people are cardboard cutouts of penguins, a sexy puffin and a sexy otter grandpa. We don’t care if they live or die and in tanks case we’d welcome it. So as such while the action is cool, we dont’ care. Wether as with Lee Vs Gara we’re watching a weirdo in a bowl cut tear himself apart internally so he can punch a creepy murder  boy made out of sand. That’s awesome. This.. this could’ve been but isn’t. 

So quick wrapup: cody returns, he saves tnak,k he turns down the job and vince decides not to retire, and everyone goes off to surf in a typhoon and somehow lives to shoot a commerical for Cody’s school, which has united with Tanks because their cool now. 

Final Thoughts:

To put it in terms of werid al covers

This film was PAINFUL to get to. I had to keep pasuing becaus eit was just a boring slog of a film with nothing going for it. The first film at least had some things even fi ti wasn’t great but this one... it was worse than muppets wizard of oz. While I do n’t like that film any more it at least had moments of actual entertainment. This film had maybe ONE and while it had moment sof unetiotnal hilarlity it just ddn’t have enough. If you want to see these wrestlers in a goofy as hell animated film.. go watch the wwe ones. THere’s more over the top nonsense, cameos from the same wrestlers, and even MORE camoes.  I paticuarlly recommend the second WWE film, curse of the speed demon which has multiple car top fights, and while it lacks john cena, it still has the other 4 people from this film PLUS the miz, dusty rhodes baby! both rhodes brothers, sheamus who ATTACKS A GHOST WITH A FREAKING SWORD, and RUSEV, STRONGEST IN ALL OF RUSSIA. That film isn’t high art by any means but it’s at least the kind of over the top nonsense yo’ud want. This.. this is just a waste of time and kev’s 15 dollars. it is a really, really bad film and int he worsrt way: it was boring and obnoxious and it wasted my time and i’m thankful I get to move on to better things this week like watchmen and civil war laser tag. Fuck this movie. 

[illmetbymoonlight]

Playlists

Jynx x Noob ~ songs featured in the fics

If I Had a Heart - Fever Ray

If You Knew Him As I Did - Paul Haslinger

Ordinary Vanity - Akira Yamaoka

What If We Could? - Trant Reznor and Atticus Ross

Not Afraid Anymore - Halsey

Once Upon A Dream - Lana Del Rey

Do You Realize? by Ursine Vupline

Rain - grandson ft Jessie Reyez

[ Spotify Link Coming Soon ]

Jynx's Playlist ~ songs to be featured in or inspiration for future fics

Animal - XOV

Awakening - The Damning Well

The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning - Smashing Pumpkins

Board Up The House (Renholder Remix) - Genghis Tron

Change (In the House of Flies) - Deftones

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Coward - Black Light Burns

The Day the World Went Away - Nine Inch Nails

Experiment On Me - Halsey

Exploited & Exposed - Symbion Project

Feed Me More - Justin Lassen

Heavy Prey - Lacey Sturm ft. Geno Lenardo

Hit Me With Your Best Shot - ADONA

Immigrant Song - Karen O with Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross

Kiss from a Rose - Seal

Misgiving - By Maker

Nocturnal Me - Echo and the Bunnymen

People Are Strange - Johnny Hollow

Possessions Mine - By Maker

Private Eyes - Lenachka

Rain of Brass Petals (Three Voices Edit) - Akira Yamaoka

Reptile - Nine Inch Nails

Slowly Freaking Out - Skylar Grey

Something I Can Never Have - Flyleaf

Take Me to Church - Hozier

Throat Full of Glass - Combichrist

Un-Hallowed Even - Christopher Young

Uninvited - Alanis Morissette

The Unknown - Bonnie X Clyde

We're in This Together - Nine Inch Nails

The Wolf - Fever Ray

[ Spotify Link Coming Soon ]

Jynx Saibot AU ~ songs featured in or inspiration for the Jynx Saibot AU fics

bad guy - Billie Eilish

Dead Alive Again - Christopher Young

How'm I Supposed To Die - Civil Twilight

I Started A Joke - ConfidentialMX ft Becky Hanson

Scream For More - Christopher Young

Sound of Your Scream - Brain & Melissa

Scream Where My Heart Should Be - 8MM

Past Mistake - Tricky

Wicked Game - Ursine Vulpine ft. Annaca

[Spotify Link Coming Soon ]

[hellshores]

this is crack - if you would name your mutuals any basic white girl (tm) names what would they be ( im so curious - )

oOoh . . .

vanessa ; @that-one-cxcumberdreamer

carrie ; @shoestxrs

darla ; @sturm-chxld

melissa ; @doublerainbowsss

kylie ; @mel-street

chloe ; thea

( lmfao that was so crack don’t mind me )