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y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it
#Canada is possibly worse than the US#hard to check bc our government won’t even track anymore#I wasn’t even able to report getting COVID to like anywhere#wastewater is the ONLY metric we have left#please take this seriously
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Who is a Scrum Master and what they do? #agile #scrummaster #scrum
In the fast-paced realm of agile project management, the Scrum Master wields considerable influence over a team’s success. Far more than a mere facilitator, they are a guiding force, driving collaboration and efficiency. In this blog, we will explore ten real-life examples of how a Scrum Master fulfills their roles and responsibilities, showcasing the practical significance of their contributions…
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#Agile Best Practices#Agile Coaching#Agile Mentoring#Agile Project Management#collaboration#Conflict Resolution#Continuous Improvement#Daily Standups#Development Team#Impediment Removal#Metrics Tracking#Product Owner#Scrum Framework#Scrum Master#Servant Leadership#Sprint Planning#Sprint Retrospective#Sprint Review#Stakeholder Engagement.
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the whole likes/reblogs shit has some like, I Get It We're Trying To Get More Eyes On Our Stuff All The Time nuance to it, but attributing malice or laziness or 'YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME, YOU HATE ME' to people who only hit like on the work you make is the number one way to make your brain start screaming in pitches only known to black holes and never stop. Don't do it. That is a short slope to hell and brain gremlins the likes of which you have never seen before. Dont assign a Moral Value to likes or assume that you know or understand why people choose to reblog or like (or don't).
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Walking away from FD: Bloodlines not with a fear of MRI machines or lawnmowers or garbage trucks, but a fear of living right next to some train tracks because JESUS CHRIST
#horror movies#final destination#final destination bloodlines#final destination bloodlines spoilers#i knew trains would be involved the SECOND they lingered on the shot of the tracks at the beginning AND I WAS RIGHT#train derailments are terrifying because it's several metric tons of Fuck You barreling towards you at massive speed#and taking everything in front of and around it out instantly and messily
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"I've tried reaching out several times regarding this already-"
Ma'am. I can see your ticket history. Don't try this bullshit with me. It only counts as reaching out if you do it via the official phone number or email address. Smoke signals, carrier pigeons, or fucking telepathy are not valid alternatives.
#tales from tech support#I've tried to reach you several times#bitch no you haven't#we track metrics#you haven't spoken to us about this at any point in the last 3 years
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On Repeat
Look ma, I'm doing a tag game! 😂 Thanks to @14carrotghoul for the tag!
Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' 'heavy rotation' (bc I'm an apple music person) playlist and post the 10 first tracks, then tag 10 friends to do the same.
The Kills — Better Days (non-electric version)
Billy Bragg & Wilco — Stetson Kennedy
The Hives — What Did I Ever Do To You?
Wilco — I Love My Label
The Flaming Lips — Okay I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand
Metric — Sick Muse
The Decemberists — Joan in the Garden
Billy Bragg & Wilco — Walt Whitman's Niece
Metric — Guns, Gold, Girls
Sufjan Stevens — They Are Night Zombies!!
tagging @justabigoldnerd, @loki-is-my-kink-awakening, @wolfpup026, @eusuntgratie, @ashesfromashes
@actual-sleeping-beauty, @rmd-writes, @youtastelike-sunlight, @mirilyawrites, @swearphil
#once again this playlist is ruled by albums/tracks i acquired recently and thus have been trying to get to know#with the exception of metric's 'fantasies'#which i'm just listening to a lot lately#music
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It would be the most boring fanfic of all time, but I have such a desire to write the administrative onboarding of Team Mustang. Like it could probably be very funny, at least in my mind.
#royza writer rambles#the supervisor in me wants them doing goal-setting and year-end focal assessments#spreadsheets and metrics tracking#i honestly hc that Riza basically just hired herself and told roy what papers to sign where
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#for first time in uhhhh 16 months my bmi is finally in the normal range and im rlly proud of myself but i cant share w anyone#cuz all ill hear is how bullshit bmi is and how its fucked up and shit AAAA I KNOW I KNOW ITS SHIT can u just let me have this#its an easy metric i can use to track myself and im a short white person who doesnt work out so rlly its more or less 'accurate'#and i know its functionally meaningless but it feels good to see it back in the green category instead of flashing red lmao
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MASTER-POST:
Fanfics:
Dawn is Coming, Open Your Eyes: Tumblr - AO3
Tale of Two Shatterdome Kids:
Partners In Crime: Tumblr - AO3
Watchful Eyes - Tumblr - AO3
Partners From Another Time - Tumblr - AO3
Partners in Arms - Tumblr - AO3
And the Flood Gates Opened: Tumblr - AO3
We'll Remain - AO3
Broken Promises - AO3
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OC Focused Fanfics:
Sydney Shatterdome Shenanigans:
Change on the Rise - AO3
Kraken Roun Origins: Tumblr
Defining a Home - AO3
This and Nothing More - AO3
Bitter Truths and Burning Scorn - AO3
Broken Souls and Warm Hugs - AO3
Titan Fall - AO3
Every Time a Jaeger Falls
Liberator Whiskey: "Not just a soldier, but a good man" - AO3
Vanguard Haechi: “The moments when you’re in so deep, it feels easier to just swim down” - AO3
Sierra Sovereign: "Made and Remade Continually." - AO3
Ruins Crumbling - AO3
Echoes and Remnants - AO3
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Headcanons:
The Museum (Post Pacific Rim Movie)
Sydney Shatterdome
OC Moodboard/ Playlists
Fixing Pacfic Rim Uprising One Headcanon at a time
Amara's parents death
Newt being controlled by the precursors
On Patrol
'Signing Off' after falling in battle
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Lore Analysis:
Kaiju and Hurricanes
Where is Sydney Shatterdome?
Walls and Bridges (responding to @eadrey-the-iptscray's post)
What is Chuck? (responding to others - yes including @eadrey-the-iptscray my beloved *insert meme here*)
Becket Brothers (responding to others)
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Lighthearted Fun:
Buzzfeed Articles During the Kaiju War (with @eadrey-the-iptscray)
Tumblr Makes a Jaeger (aka The rise of Honky Honk McHonkface)
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Playlist:
#Pacific Rim#Honestly I made this just so I could track of this stuff myself#I'm sorry eadrey-the-iptscray is you get let... a metric tonne of notification from this one post#I may come back to add blurbs for the fanfics but I don't have the energy to right now#Added a playlist I made if anyone is interested#Spotify
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shoutout to pixiv for having two tags for ciel 'tsuki' hime:
"ciel" and "ciel senpai"
#the regular ciel tag has the 10k pieces vs ciel senpai having around 700+#so i can accurately track when the tsukiremake drop by this metric
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i know it's basic math but i cannot wrap my head around the fact that a cubic metre of water weighs a metric ton. that is. so heavy. the ocean is so big??? so are lakes??? there are BATHTUBS that are bigger than a cubed metre. it's sooo small in the grand scheme of things
#americans that's like more than 2200lbs#THAT IS SO HEAVY#i know that 1ml of water has the metric volume of one cubic centimetre. i know the volume of a cube is l x w x h. i KNOW the math tracks#it doesn't make it any less astonishing!!
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Reminding myself that I resolved not to delete any fics that have a bookmark on them😭
#there's this one frostmaster fic that must be TERRIBLE cos it fails on any metric but for some reason people bookmarked it#though the visible ones seem to be mostly people who bookmark literally everything they read so...#it has one (1) comment and like a thousand hits :|#i think it's not a bad fic! but apparently i am wrong about that :'(#BUT if there's one person out there who silently loves it i don't want to take it from them#i have invented a silent yet adoring audience in my head for fics that “don't do numbers”. between this and the “reason other than quality”#that i preemptively invent for any fic to flop i am left perhaps overly confident in my skillz but also a bit less worried about stats.#btw 'fair alfrida' didn't go too well either but i had fun writing it so fuck it i don't care (...much)#more positively: the frigga gen did v well and the sylki-on-sakaar one i fretted about for months does not actually repel readers!#and this year i feel like i'm doing fairly well despite posting a few quite niche fics :D#tbh some of my own fics are things i probably wouldn't click on cos they wouldn't seem like my jam from the summary/tags#and i beat myself up less about only writing short oneshots now that i've posted a couple of longer works as well#the sylki arranged marriage fic is on-track to be my second-longest fic ever (the bar was low but shhhh)#...as you can see i still put too much importance on length of fic even though i prefer reading shorter works meself :|#ANYWAY STATS BACK OFF NOW I THINK
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when i get high i like to blow the smoke into the face of this michael cera eating a burrito tapestry that hangs directly above my bed
#micheal cera#scott pilgrim#shitpost#zaza#i love drugs#im so geeked#listening to formentera by metric for the first time right now#this shit so good and im only at the title track like bruh#metric band#formentera
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i think if taboo themes shows up repeatadly in someones work, it DOES say what kinda person they are
I think it says that they follow what is interesting and entertaining to them regardless of the opinions of assholes, and I respect that in a guy
.... True
#mailbox#glue speaks#I do need to clarify that the person who this discourse is centered around IS a trashbag#the problem is that they're a trashbag for things they do in real life#to real people#while “profic” people use that as an excuse to dunk on them using fancop talking points#and you literally cannot do that and still be profic#because if you use this line of reasoning against them then guess what#you're basically saying anyone who's written more than like two noncon fics thinks it's hot in real life#that might not have been your intent but that is where that line of logic tracks#so you literally cannot use fictional content about fictional characters that are not based on real people in any way#as a metric for how good or bad a person is
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why did my spotify wrapped like. lie. this year. huh.
#majora.txt#i know for a fact some of those metrics are wrong as hell like what are you talking about#two of my top artists i only listened to for a small chunk of the year#i should make a thing to track my music more accurately.......
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morgchie is such a severe mismatch of freak and it makes me feel so bad for morgan bc 😭 i mean she also thinks so but not in the way that it actually is! bc HER perspective on things Pre Literally Everything From The Moment He Showed Up At The Hospital With Sam Onward was like “damn. richie is so normal. cool of him to put up with me but why the hell is he doing that” and it’s like babygirl. you are a teenager w severe childhood trauma that left you feeling fundamentally shut off from your peers who likes holing up in ur room drawing silly little horror characters. that man is ghostface and he’s evil. YOU are not the worse off one in this r/s 😭
#like you know a lil too much abt fnaf and got samara morgan/slenderman/bughuul/ghostface painted on ur bedroom wall#sure.#but he is planning a massacre he got NO kinda room to think YOURE weird 😭#you have to understand that morgan’s metric of normal is like#can socialize w others and enjoys doing so. has a visible emotional range. generally seems to be having a Good Time#has not had their brain chemistry irreparably altered in a way that makes them feel alien around other ppl#so basically. the inverse of what she has going on 😭#so ofc she thinks he’s normal 😭#sure he may be a grown man obsessed w stab who is dating a high schooler#(well two. but she didnt know him n amber were a thing until WAAAAAY later 😭)#but he’s expressive + can talk to ppl & hold down a job + does not seem apathetic abt whether he lives to see tomorrow 😭#and comes from a seemingly stable bg off what she knows abt it which is. not an insane amount but enough to know it was Not like hers!#so shed say he’s still significantly better off than her 😭#id say babygirl were gonna get u some better self esteem but this like. isnt even#a thing she beats herself up over. to her its just kind of a fact#water is wet. the sky is blue. richie’s gotta have other options better than a very troubled 17 yr old n she dk why he isnt pursuing Them#thing is he sorta kinda doesnt?? given his track reco-*i am SHOT*#— ♡ 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘮 (𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭) // morgan fox.#— ➴ 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. // morgchie.#— slasherverse posting.
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