God Z x reader (gender neutral) headcanons
!!SUGGESTIVE CW!! mentions of gore and sex (nothing explicit)
{ my big spooky man deserves sm more love <3 if there's any God Z enjoyers out there, HI!!! }
• God Z may be a monster, but he's a gentleman beneath his beastly nature
• When you awaken, you'll find him sitting in the most sinister fashion, BUT he's prepared tea and biscuits for you!
• He'll tell you many tales of all his killings
• He overly embellishes many of his stories, but it's so charming jusr how happy he sounds
• When you first met him, he was frustrated that you didn't find him frightening
• He soon saw it more intriguing, your fearlessness as a test, a game
• What he never expected was for you to dig so deep, remind him that he even HAD a heart, and show him just how touch starved his old soul really was
• He loves when you help him sharpen and clean his claws, he's got a lot of pride in those claws
• He cleans his teeth with the bones of his victims 💀
• One of the few ways to tell he's genuinely happy and not just being completely maniacal, is when his tail wags
• He absolutely MELTS when you touch his shell, tracing your fingers along the veins
• You weren't supposed to know this, but his ears are sensitive :)
• He never thought anyone would exactly find him ATTRACTIVE
• He views himself as terrifying, mighty even, but never thought anyone could see him the way you do
• He almost makes purring sound when the two of you are alone, when you caress him
• The bleeding from his chest scar, eyes, and mouth never ceases, you've grown used to it
• He apologizes far too many times when he bleeds on you, it's not like he can control it 😭
• He's rarely ever sexual with you, he's far too respectful and has many old fashioned values about these things, it's usually up to you to initiate these things
• It's not that he's shy or inexperienced, you just gotta drag it outta this old man
• God Z loves to dance with you, amongst the aftermath of his treachery, in the deepest darkest places where no one will disturb you two
• He loves playing older, "creepy" music to slow dance to with you
• He has trouble kissing you, seeing as he has no lips
• God Z shows his affection by nudging you and trying to nip at you (without breaking your skin)
• He's a very festive fellow, he goes all out on birthdays and holidays, in his own ghastly way :)
• He would literally kill for you
• If you ask him not to, he'd roll his eyes and agree, in an exasperated tone
• God Z may not smell the prettiest, but he's awfully warm to sleep next to
{ I HOPE YA ENJOYED THIS, SHARE MY WORK AROUND N FOLLOW FOR MOARRR <3 }
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Rereading carpe jugulum, cause it's been a bit and I really forgot how intrinsic mighty oats was for my whole getting out of a cult thing. The whole part about seeing the contradictions in your faith. "Everywhere I see something holy" god fuck me up
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