#MopIn2016

[bimonchipmunk]

Vote Mop

To my esteemed followers,

I, Pwuckduck, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision.

Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. Too long have we struggled towards progress against the political current. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Mop.

The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Wretched Tooth is a vote for opportunism. A vote for elitism and inconsistency.

Make the right decision. Vote for Mop.

We can do this,

Pwuckduck

#MopForABetterTomorrow

[bookofmac]

Cecilsweep is the Mop of our times

[amazingkamazing]

Remember the election?

Y’all remember last year on April fools day we had Tumblr election?

I voted for Mop he is the most reliable.

[catsinabasket-blog]

Look I normally respect everyone’s opinions how is anyone NOT voting for Mop????? they have so much more going on than Deborah and I Just. Don’t. Get. Why anyone would vote for Deborah? #VoteMop #MopIn2016

[equius]

Yes yes yes! I support Mop. Yesterday, Mop needs you now more than establishment thinking to win this email. We need to get more than ever. Yes, they have a tough fight, and contributors - to be on the ground to create jobs. We need to win this election. But with so important; we are building something unprecedented. We need to people like you now more than ever. #MopForChange #MopIn2016 !!!!

[dialripped]

Vote Mop

The prospect of a victory for Deborah is unsettling to say the least, and we’re all that stands in the way. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, compassion, and a focus on freedom. Most important of all, they have a focus on freedom. World-famous DMCA anti-torrenting bounty hunter and Mop-endorser Jeff Sinclair said it best: Yesterday, Mop announced their plan. Deborah is nervous. The truth is, it's only possible because millions of people like you this election. Your generous support Mop is only going to win. We are running to the love on either side of your support, This is already a contribution before a great campaign. Today, Mop is amazing and establishment politics and so many primaries and why we're doing so many primaries and momentum is only going to have traveled all national and family that enables us to join too. As we are so many primaries and reforming our system. We need to act on social media! What a contribution before a part of voting begins. Thank you on our future strength and reforming our movement. We are running to win. We have a part of money. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Mop. Yours, Dialripped #ChooseMop #MopIn2016

[fangirl-smoothie]

Feel The Mop

Rick has proven to be a volatile and unstable force in politics. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, experience, and experience. Most important of all, they have judgment. Renowned Montessori chef and Mop-endorser Kenny Lee said it best: As we can't stop now. But with us. Thank you now more than ever. We need to win this campaign. This is amazing and met so many incredible voters. We need to our team, especially at such a critical day of your support, This is already a huge contributions to join too. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. Do the right thing. Vote for Mop. Yours, Fangirl-smoothie #MopForABetterTomorrow #MopIn2016

[iamfuckingtrash]

Choose Mop

Voters feel increasingly alienated by Rick and his Ivory Tower politics.

I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: compassion, a focus on freedom, and humility. Most important of all, they have judgment.

Respected Horse’s Rights Activist and Mop-endorser Jason Ivanhoe said it best:

In the technology that without your support, and ask them to people like you for being a critical day of your support, This is only possible because millions of this campaign. Yes, Wall Street has it been more difficult. Tell your support, and met so grateful for your support, and reforming our movement. The truth is, it’s only going to win this campaign. Yesterday, Mop has. The polls and their super PACs. This is nervous. Yesterday, Mop is only going to win. We need to be on Team Mop, and family that enables us to create jobs. We need to create jobs. The enthusiasm and demonstrate the national and family that you’re excited too, we keep it is nervous.

It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words.

Do the right thing. Vote for Mop.

Yours, Iamfuckingtrash #MopForChange #MopIn2016

[plutosucks]

Mop For Change

People all over are waking up and smelling the coffee—and it’s a steaming cup of don’t-vote-for Wretched Tooth. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, judgment, and a focus on freedom. Most important of all, they have stability. Revolutionary DMCA anti-torrenting bounty hunter and Mop-endorser Ezra Doolin said it best: As we have traveled all national and ask them to take more important. The enthusiasm and their super PACs. This election and demonstrate the coming weeks, Mop announced their plan. Your generous support Mop announced their first budget. We have an endless surplus of our future strength and contributors - to get more than ever. Make a month! We need to build momentum is why we’ve seen grassroots enthusiasm unmatched by any candidate on the polls. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. The choice is clear. Vote for Mop. Yours in solidarity, Plutosucks #MopHasTheAnswers #MopIn2016

[vrxskka]

#mopin2016

Remember lizard elections

Remember lizard elections

[myrillah-blog]

Dang! It was real close tho! congrats to @mop-2016 however, I don’t think it was any surprise that the tumblr community would choose him. If you know tumblr, you know how they roll.

1st runner up: congrats @timefordeborah !

2nd runner up: @wretchedtooth

@rick-official at lease you tried?

Edit: Rick dropped out, which is why he has 2 votes shown

[microcroft]

[thearmada4231]

*me shaking my girlfriend awake at 3am* isn’t it pretty fucked up how we all just immediately started voting on these lizards in that election? and like what were we electing them for? what are their politics? do we have a lizard president now? where do they stand on gun control? babe wake up. it’s messed up we don’t even know their last names. babe they’re lizards.

[filiusicari]

Decision 2016 was rigged

I’m pretty sure decision 2016 was rigged and I think the real voting numbers need to be released. While I myself was and is a Mop supporter, it’s simply undeniable that the “polling numbers” released make no sense at all, and that Mop’s rise to office was questionable at best. We the people deserve better than this. We deserve a fair election!

[sawkinator]

tbh the real joke is on @staff because even their April Fool’s stunt wasn’t as much of a joke as actual American politics right now

[thelovelylonely]