#IStandWithWretchedTooth

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wretched Tooth 2023 is winning the crucial Funnyman endorsement

[flockofdoves]

dont call yourself a communist if you didnt support wretched tooth in the 2016 tumblr april fools elections

[aloofraven]

With the recent recreation of the 2016 April Fool's election joke I wanted to see who I voted for back then and it was the same then as now! Good old Wretched Tooth for Tumblr Presidency! Complete with 17 year old me's political apathy

[green-lion-antiques]

One year later and I’m still salty about the election.

[finalposs]

Feel The Wretched Tooth

To my loyal followers, I, Pettamapossum, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. Too long have we been ignored by those at the top. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Deborah is a vote for opportunism. A vote for instability and dishonesty. The choice is clear. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Thank you for your support, Pettamapossum #ChooseWretched Tooth

[dialripped]

Vote Mop

The prospect of a victory for Deborah is unsettling to say the least, and we’re all that stands in the way. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: integrity, compassion, and a focus on freedom. Most important of all, they have a focus on freedom. World-famous DMCA anti-torrenting bounty hunter and Mop-endorser Jeff Sinclair said it best: Yesterday, Mop announced their plan. Deborah is nervous. The truth is, it's only possible because millions of people like you this election. Your generous support Mop is only going to win. We are running to the love on either side of your support, This is already a contribution before a great campaign. Today, Mop is amazing and establishment politics and so many primaries and why we're doing so many primaries and momentum is only going to have traveled all national and family that enables us to join too. As we are so many primaries and reforming our system. We need to act on social media! What a contribution before a part of voting begins. Thank you on our future strength and reforming our movement. We are running to win. We have a part of money. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Mop. Yours, Dialripped #ChooseMop #MopIn2016

[astralkilljoy]

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[davethehatter79]

Wretched Tooth Has The Answer

To my dear followers, I, Davethehatter79, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have the needs of the many overshadowed the needs of the few. Too long have we been led astray by incompetent leaders. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Rick is a vote for opportunism. A vote for authoritarianism and opportunism. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Yours, Davethehatter79 #ProudWretched ToothSupporter

[decembersun]

tomorrow’s april first which means it’s time again to vote for your favorite lizard

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Do you think tumblr will bring back the 2016 election lizards for this April fools

[nautilusopus]

never forget that Mop's first act upon taking office was to silence dissenters and political rivals

#IStandWithWretchedTooth

[jellypumpkin]

#IStandWithWretchedTooth

none of this would have happened if we still had him

[edwad]

[ultamus]

Yes yes yes! I support Wretched Tooth. If you're proud to create jobs. The enthusiasm unmatched by any candidate on the billionaire class. Yesterday, Wretched Tooth announced their first budget. We have an endless surplus of this! What a week! Never has made huge contributions to other campaigns and caucuses in the country and met so grateful for being a part of people in the long-term steps to be a month! #Wretched ToothHasTheAnswers #IStandWithWretchedTooth !!!!

[alltheladiesyouhate]

Look I normally respect everyone’s opinions how is anyone NOT voting for Wretched Tooth????? they have so much more going on than Mop and I Just. Don’t. Get. Why anyone would vote for Mop? #ChooseWretched Tooth #IStandWithWretchedTooth

[yikole]

Proud Wretched Tooth Supporter

To my esteemed followers, I, Yikole, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we endured corruption in positions of power. Too long have we endured corruption in positions of power. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Deborah is a vote for authoritarianism. A vote for inconsistency and elitism. Do the right thing. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Yours in solidarity, Yikole #ElectWretched Tooth