myveryownfanfiction · 12 days ago
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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen
Warnings: swearing
“mort!” I snapped my fingers in front of his face and watched as he snapped out of it.
“hi. When did you get back?” He asked. I smiled as he got up and rounded his desk. Settling against his warm body, I breathed a sigh of relief at being home.
“Ten minutes ago.” I said, hugging him tightly. Mort kissed my head. “And I have bags in the car so I’m gonna need some help with those thanks.” Mort chuckled as he pulled back.
“More decorations?” He asked. I felt my cheeks heat up as I nodded bashfully. “Darling it’s two weeks to Halloween! What more could they even have in the stores?”
“seems they got a last minute shipment.” I muttered as I moved to break away. Mort grabbed my arm and gently pulled me back. “Mort.” I whined. He chuckled as he kissed me softly. “It’s not even that much.”
“alright but if there’s anymore boxes, i swear chico is going to feel spoiled.” He muttered as he broke away to head downstairs. “As if the damn dog isn’t already.” I giggled as I followed him, petting Chico as I passed.
“And whos fault is that?” I teased as mort groaned at the two boxes in the backseat.
“I was about to say mine but those fucking boxes (Y/N).” Mort laughed. I smiled at him as he grabbed them and lugged them into the house. “Down Chico! You can have them when we’re done with them. You fucking princess.” I grabbed the bags and started bringing them into the house.
“awe don’t be mean mort.” I cooed, petting Chico again while grabbing a pumpkin dog toy from the bag. “Don’t tell mort.” I whispered as Chico grabbed the toy and ran away.
“I saw that.” Mort accused playfully. I shrugged as I stood back up.
“yeah yeah yeah.” I teased as mort put the other box down. “There’s another bag. I’ll go get it and…”
“oh no no no.” Mort said, grabbing my arms and spinning me around. “You get these up and I get the bags.” I smiled softly at him as he kissed me. “For fucks sake.” He muttered, leaning his head against mine briefly. “The things I do for you.”
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littlerobbinphantomhive19 · 3 months ago
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Look. I have been a fan of this man for over 20 years. I have never, and I mean NEVER, let myself read fan fiction about him (smut or otherwise), only his characters, if that.
Definitely made me feel all high and mighty. Like, ‘Oh I don’t read fan fictions about the actor. I only read fan fictions about the characters because they aren’t real! I’m respecting the actor by not being gross!’
WELP. That ship has FUCKING SAILED.
For the past couple of months I’ve been watching nothing but Johnny Depp movies. Specifically PoTC1 and Secret Window on repeat. Thanks to 21 Jump Street (1987) I’ve been on a Tom Hanson kick. I found a lovely writer on tumblr, @fuck-i-burnt-the-tea (thank you I love your work), who writes fan fiction about Johnny Depp and two of his characters (Tom Hanson and Captain Jack Sparrow).
I thought ‘Well, reading just one about Johnny won’t hurt.’
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Down the fucking rabbit hole I go and now I’m chained up at the bottom.
I’ve simped for this man for YEARS so don’t get me wrong, the brainrot is all well and good but I feel so scummy!
Is this rule for all actors? No. Only him.
Does that make me a hypocrite? Most likely.
Do I regret it? No, not particularly.
Do I still feel like garbage? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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deppjohnnyforever · 4 months ago
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21deppstreet · 5 months ago
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there’s this ridiculous SpongeBobs edit to this song I kept rewatching so I had to make my own version of it 💀💀
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filmesbrazil · 5 months ago
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r26pdscat · 16 days ago
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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 6 months ago
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babygirls <3
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glamerousgirl4 · 4 months ago
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Yess Johnny depp I missed editing him 🥺 were a multi fp guys
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dantesinfernoh3ll · 4 months ago
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"Why'd you put it on? I don't know. Maybe he wanted you to. Why would he want me to put his hat on??"
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babydollsxo · 4 months ago
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is he like extremely crazy or extremely hot?
(both)
︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵
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kaede-n · 5 months ago
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Happy 61th birthday to Johnny Depp❗
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false-knight · 5 months ago
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He is drinking his joe 🥸
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littlerobbinphantomhive19 · 29 days ago
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Soooo would anyone read a suspenseful (possibly) multi-chapter Mort Rainey x F!Reader fic or a (somewhat smutty) One Shot of Mort Rainey x F!Reader fic if I post it here?
I really just want to know if I should bother posting them here or keep them to myself/post to a discord I’m in.
Lmk if you want a synopsis of either of the fics via DM or the comment section on this post.
Fic Titles:
OS - Taking a Break
MC - In The Cornfields
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deppjohnnyforever · 7 months ago
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21deppstreet · 7 months ago
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Lil dudes
Sam, Morty Moo, Glen, Dean, Grindelwald, Wonker, Baxter
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filmesbrazil · 5 months ago
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