#Murder Gamzee

[bootpoot]

the thems

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

[ailourous]

more homestuck bullshit because im BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[aradia-queen-of-the-sheep]

Subpoll:

Last poll gave me some interesting responses so I want to see what happens if we make it more divisive

[serfuzzypushover]

they’re so cute its hurting me

i wwould kill for them. i am going to commit a murder.

[eyeonyou]

Cringetober 13 - Creepypasta

This has clowns, implied violence, and edgy lettering so I have decided it counts. Also, I love drawing EQ’s hair - he may be a weird, weird troll, but that mane is silky.

[cadaverousconsumer]

gamzee arc starting watch out catigirls and horseboya im comingd for you with my clown mqterials

i hada. dream once where a clown broke in my house and then he gave me clown mateirlas and left it was pretty skibidi

plus bonus sketches from an important test yayyy

[turnt3ch-g0dh34dd]

meenah!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1

[palestporn]

Gamzee: (❁´◡`❁)~◆

You're taller than most trolls twice your age, you're not exactly some soft little pretty pile-warmer. But yeah, you figure you can just about give "soft and harmless" a motherfucking shot. Sure would be a whole lot quicker and easier if this motherfucker didn't have the motherfucking gall to get in your double-damned motherfucking WAY--

...But there's not a hell of a lot you can get done about that, so you stand yourself small instead, keep your horns turned away and your jaw off a little one side so he can see your throat and ease up to the door.

You see him see you, then see the emperor's sign on your neck, then the soft, no-armor shit you're wearing, then the look you're giving him, which is a worried and hoping smile you don't have to work at to put on. When you raise a frond at him, you see him scope your hands, your blunted claws. His face turns olive-colored.

"Hey," you say, and put maybe more of a croon on it than you mean, because you see his claws give a little twitchy knead at his spear, and his face goes even more olive at you. "Gotta get past you, bro."

"I didn't, uh," he says. Seems like maybe he's noticed how, big as you are, his face is lined up with your throat, which has fuck-all to guard it except some glittery shit. Easy as fuck, some motherfucker could put their fangs there, and the pretty shine only shows off how bare it is. Seems like maybe he's noticing it real good at the moment. "I didn't hear that one of the, uh. That he'd summoned anybody."

Fuck, yeah, there's only the one door here, huh. He'd have seen if somebody got sent out to grab you. You panic real quiet to yourself a second, and then say, "He lets us know when he wants us," and reach out and touch his frond with your blunted-down claws, and see him get real motherfucking stupid about it.

Even with your fangs and claws blunted useless you're strong enough to tear him open and he has to raise his chin to look at you and he wears armor you're not allowed but his grip's gone soft on his weapon and you could--

He says, "Well. Then, so, if he said-- If he wants--yes. Of course." And you breathe again.

It's dark in there, when you sneak on inside, and there's just one light to read by, set by a big sitstub turned away from you. When the door closes, you hear the emperor shift around in the chair, but he doesn't turn back to look at you. Shit. You didn't figure what you'd do if you got this far. You don't guess you'll get more than a question in.

Gamzee: Take audience with royalty

==> Ask him what he saw in your shadow ==> Ask him if he needs some company ==> Ask him if he's ever going to let you go ==> finally FINALLY motherfucking LISTEN to me snap his MOTHERFUCKING NECK

[START OVER]

[starsnores]

karkat unable to conceptualize gamzee as like. a more complex person then "silly, stupid" or "monster" is interesting though.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

it was love at first sight, chapter three: the plot thickens

after yesterday's meeting at the drama club, jane takes things into her own territory! to the home-ec club room! also… the plot do be thickening.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: knock knock

Gamzee: WhO’s ThErE

Eridan: your dad

Gamzee: YoUr DaD wHo?

Eridan: there’s nothing there

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

I know you dont care about pesterquest but i wanna know, did you think they wrote eridan well or bad?

bad

[somepancakeonline5377]

All this mf did was be addicted to drugs, suffer from withdraw and be mind controlled by a forced beyond his understanding and yall hated him

[shrimpwithglasses]

The public’s reaction to Gamzee’s death… me too, man. Me too. Idk what he’s done (and idrc) but-

LET MY GUY LIVE (ALSO F*CK YOU VRISKA 🖕🏽)

[thebirdmanhewatches]

[id: a pesterlog reading TC: honk honk >:o) TG: oh god that’s right TG: you were the best troll TG: I remember now TC: whoa, I was? /end id]

Gamdave real?