#My biggest fear is making a post right before bed that blows up and creates massive discourse while im sleeping and unable to do anything

[sirompp]

GOOD MORNING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT I’M SCARED TO CHECK MY NOTIFICATIONS

[urfavemcustan]

The Last Fuck-Up

Summary: when things get crazy at The Bear, Carmy completely forgets about dinner with your parents (with doesn’t help the fact that they aren’t his biggest fans) 

Warnings: angst, language, established longterm relationship, communication, fluff at the end

WC: 2k

a/n: I was eager to post this, I hope you enjoy!

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“See you later princess,” Carmy leaned over to kiss your cheek before heading out for work, you were cocooned in the soft comforter of your shared bed. 

“Remember my parents are flying in tonight.” Though you weren’t fully awake, you had enough in you to remind him of tonight’s dinner plans. It’s practically become muscle memory to bring it up whenever you talk to him. 

He sighed, “I can't wait for this dinner to be over so you can stop reminding me about it.” 

You chuckled, knowing your constant reminders were annoying the crap out of him, “well remember when you forgot about our last date night?”

“Hon, I told you that we had the craziest rush that day. Besides, didn’t I make it up to you?”

“Yeah yeah,” you wave him off as you drift back to sleep.

Eventually, it was time for you to head to work as well. As the day went on you thought of texting Carmy about you plans but ultimately deciding against it. It’s dinner with your parents you figured, it shouldn’t be that hard to remember. 

You carried on with your day, leaving early to stop home and change. Did I see Carmy with his change of clothes? You wondered. He was supposed to be changing at the Bear before dinner.

You sighed to yourself he’s a grown man, he can remember a dinner reservation. You finished getting ready and ubered to the restaurant.

It didn’t take long for your parents to get there and be seated. While you were naturally happy to see them, the empty chair created a looming awkwardness. It seemed your parents also picked up on the vibe from the lack of Carmen’s presence.

“Did you finally dump that Carter guy?” Your father broke the silence.

“Carmen and I are still together dad,” you rolled your eyes at his eagerness, “he’s coming from the restaurant so there’s probably traffic.”

Was that true? You hoped so. You partially worried for his well being. Was there an emergency that you’ve yet to be told about? The rational part of you reached a different conclusion, one you’ve been fearing since these plans were made:

He forgot

That couldn’t be possible right? You literally talked about this dinner every day, multiple times a day. How could he forget?

You pushed aside your thoughts and endured dinner. You could barely appreciate having both of your parents in front of you because you were so caught up on blowing up Carmen’s phone.

Eventually, Carmy pulled up to the valet in front of the restaurant. As he was about to hand over his keys he noticed you and your parents on the sidewalk. He completely missed it. He parked the car in it’s place and ran towards you ignoring the valet people as they yelled behind him.

“Y/n,” he approached the group composed of yourself, your mother and your father.

“Dinner’s over if you haven’t noticed.” Your father scowled at your boyfriend, picking up on the fact that Carmen made some mistake.

“I see that. I apologize,”  he directed his attention towards him and your mother, “things got insane at the restaurant and I lost track of time. It isn’t an excuse but I promise that I wouldn’t have missed this on purpose.”

“It looks like the Uber’s here,” your mom spoke up, “do you need a ride?” She turned to you, hinting at you not staying with Carmen tonight.

“I can drive you home,” Carmy offered.

“Yeah drive her home, it’s the least you could do,” Your father snapped. 

“You’re right,” Carmy couldn’t even argue, “y/n, can I please drive you home,” he longed to get you alone so he could properly grovel minus the judgement from your parents.

“Sure,” you forced yourself to give a reassuring smile to your parents and hugged them goodbye.

Once the two of you got in the car, Carmy could barely keep his eyes on the road as he tried to earnestly apologize.

“Fuck y/n,” he rubbed his face, “I really was prepared to leave on time. I did not want to fuck this up. Jesus, they probably hate me even more now. I swear I’ll make it up to them and you.”

You crossed your arms and stuck your head towards your window. Was it petty? Sure. Part of you didn’t even want to give him the silent treatment but you needed to so you wouldn’t cry. 

The elevator ride to the apartment was painful. You kept your eyes glued to doors ahead of you. It was hard to keep your head straight while his piecing stare was on you.

When you made it up upstairs you made a b line to the shower.

“I’m so fucking sorry.” He pressed his face against the bathroom door, muffling his apology.

There was no response.

All he could was hear the faint sound of you crying over the water. That completely destroyed him.

Carmen stood against the door and waited while you showered. He only moved when he felt you opening the door.

You slipped out silently and continued your bedtime routine.

Carmy only followed behind you pleading, “bring your parents to the restaurant tomorrow, I’ll close it early and do a special dinner just for them.”

“They might have plans tomorrow, the special dinner was supposed to be tonight.” You pulled the cover back on your side of the bed and sat crisscrossed.

Even though you shot his attempt at redemption down, Carmen was eager to keep you speaking, “Please talk to me, say something.” He sat upright against the headboard.

“If I speak right now I’ll say something I’ll regret,” you we’re being truthful. Right now you’re filled with so much hurt and rage you know that if you start talking you’ll go too far.

“Chew me out!” he exclaimed, practically yelling,“please, I just need to hear your voice. I want you to tell me how bad a fucked up, you deserve to go off.”

You could definitely agree with that,“It’s just that you would get so annoyed with me for nagging you about tonight just for you to,” you choked, “for you to forget... again. You think I want to remind you of every single plan we make?”

“No,” Carmy wanted to kick himself for giving you attitude about your reminders.

“No, but I have to or else you won’t show up. Well,” you scoffed, reminding yourself that after all you efforts, he still forgot, “I don’t even know what I have to do at this point.” 

“You don’t have to do anything.” He went to place a comforting hand on your thigh but decided again it.

“I don’t?” You alluded to the fact that this isn’t the first time he’s forgot about something.

“You shouldn’t have to,” he corrected himself.

“I shouldn’t but I do.”

“And I promise that you’ll never have to remind me about anything again.”

“I’ll never have to again? How many times are you going to tell me that Carm? We talk about getting married and starting a family, but how’s that ever going to work?” You sighed, “Will you be late to our rehearsal dinner? Will you be able to make all of my doctor’s appointments? You gonna tell our kid you missed their game because there was a crazy lunch rush?” You felt your face heat up and realized the sudden warmth was coming from tears streaming down your eyes.

Everything about this hit him

He longed to have a future with you. The thought of you being scared of the Bear messed that up killed him. Especially because that was an anxiety he shared as well.

He couldn’t help himself from pulling you into his chest and you couldn’t help but melt into it. He kissed your head, grateful to have you in his arms.

You were rambling at this point but you just had so much built up inside you. Carmen listened, silently nodding as he absorbed everything you were saying.

“I know that it was probably super busy and crazy today but for my parents,” your voice cracked, “I just thought that this would be important to you.”

“It was,” he assured. He wasn’t lying, he really wanted to mend his relationship with them, especially before asking for their blessing but he couldn’t tell you that right now.

“Everything you’re saying is completely right. You know what? I’m my own boss now, I’ll take off whenever we have something just to ensure I don’t fuck up again.”

“You don’t have to do that,” you shook your head, “I would never ask you to put me before the Bear but it just makes me feel really shitty that I’m competing with a fucking restaurant for my boyfriends attention. It really makes me feel unwanted.” 

There it was

You finally let out what’s been eating away at you for the entirety of your relationship

“What?” Carmy felt as if his heart was about to stop.

“What?” You got so caught up spilling everything that’s been sitting, you were barely paying attention to the words coming out of your mouth.

“Y/n, do you really think that The Bear is more important to me.” He looked down at you.

Your silence was enough of an answer for him.

His mouth dropped in shock, “That- that’s,” he shut his eyes trying to wrap his head around your logic. That was crazy, ludicrous. How could you not see how much he cared about you? He shook his head, “I mean- you really think that?”

“It’s hard not to,” your voice was barely above a whisper, “if I’m so important, how am I so forgetful?”

“Y/n you could never be forgetful. I think about you all day. The thought of coming home to you gets me through each day. I can’t lose you,” he was crying now.

“Lose me?” You’ve never heard him speak like this before.

“It’s just that,” he sighed and pulled you in tighter, “I’m a fuck up and it looks like I’m about- it looks like I did fuck up the one good thing in my life”

“Don’t say that.”

“No it’s true y/n. I’m a piece of shit that can’t even leave work for the person I love most. I didn’t even know I was hurting you this much,” he slumped his shoulders.

“But you do know now and by the looks of it, you’re going to do your best to avoid this happening again.”

“God I will,” he agreed.

“Baby I was hurt and we talked through it. It’s okay,” you reached a hand up and wiped away his tears.

“It won’t be okay until I make it up to you.”

“True, you owe me a lot of makeup sex,” you smiled. For the first time all night, the two of you laughed.

“So can we go to bed now?” You asked, “I’m fucking exhausted.”

“Yes please,” Carmy could definitely use some sleep right now. Not only was he tired from your emotional conversation, he had a stress full work day as well.

You shut the lights off and the two of you laid down with you in his chest just as before.

“You’d really close early tomorrow? For my parents?” You recalled his earlier pleading.

“Of course. For you? I’d do anything, even take shit from Richie,” he winced.

“So how bad was today?” 

“Really?” Carmy was surprised you even wanted to hear whisperings of that damn restaurant.

“Yeah, tell me what happened. I wanna hear about your day.”

“It was a fucking disaster y/n,” he sighed, recounting the shit he had to put up with, thankful to have you to vent to, “I love you.”

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a/n: ignore carmy’s non showering lol, it bothers me sm but I couldn’t think of a way to fit that in

[kyloreyorgana]

STAR WARS 9 ! TROS SPOILERS !

In case this is not obvious enough, this post will contain SPOILERS for the last Star Wars movie, which I’m just now coming home from. These are my first thoughts. I have tried to tag as best I could so that people who mute the tags don’t see my post. Do not proceed f you don’t want to read any spoilers.

You have been warned. Long (and I mean LONG) post ahead.

First of all, I’m happy to be back y’all! Just with TLJ, I come from months (or has it been years already ?) of inactivity to jump right back into the fandom, as obsessed as I was back when I came home from TFA. Which is funny because at the time TFA came out, I had lost all interest in Star Wars and heard so many critics from people who’d seen it and said it was horrible and that Disney basically sold the franchise to the devil that I didn’t even want to see it, to keep the good memories closer to my heart. One night, one month after its theatrical release, I thought “aw fuck I might as well see it, at least for Carrie, Mark and Harrisson” so I went to the cheap theater that was near my home... I had zero expectation, and really I think it’s the reason why I loved the movie so much. I didn’t chose to ship Reylo, this ship whacked me like Harley Quinn’s oversized hammer with the Hades and Persephone aesthetics. When I came out, completely mesmerized with what I had just seen, I jumped on Tumblr as soon as I got home, and I ended up creating this blog just days later. I wanted more and more, fics, metas, fanarts, headcannons, theories, cracks, I could never get enough. For TLJ and TROS, I had lost most interest in the fanfics and the fandom (because as much as I love the movies and some people in the fandom, most of it can eat shit as far as I’m concerned). I heard so many critics of TROS already, I was afraid I was going to be disappointed. But I loved it. Only Star Wars can make me go from utterly uninterested to “Wow I can’t wait to see this new Star Wars in theater, what a time to be alive”, to a stage of total obsession that lasts for months. And that is the reason why I don’t give two shits about anyone disliking the movies. It’s sad you didn’t like them, but it made me feel the same way I felt right back when I was a child watching the original movies with my father. It feels like home. And that is the best thing I could ask for.

Like in TLJ, I cried as soon as I heard the first note of the opening. The last Skywalker story, the last time I ever see my Space Mommy on the big screen...

I know the Reylo community is about to be nuts. The whole movie, like TLJ before it, is basically a series of things we’ve already done in fics and theories. I am 100% positive I have read a fic where Rey and Ren try to hold back a ship with the Force and Rey ends up involuntarily shooting lightning. Whichever one of you did it is probably going to have a stroke in the theater. I nearly did.

And really, I wish I could see the look on the Antis’ faces when they see the movie. I’m sure it is a sight to behold. I wanted to scream “TAKE THAT, BITCHES” more than once. As in TLJ.

My biggest fear was what they would do with Leia. I knew Disney said they wouldn’t use CGI and chose to stick with the scenes Carrie had already shot, and I was afraid it wouldn’t honor Leia’s legacy. Well I... have mixed feelings. While the way they used Carrie’s scenes and made it look like she really is here is to be lauded, it sometimes feels like Leia had nothing interesting to say but they tried to put her in a dialogue anyway, because she needed to be seen doing (or rather, saying) something in the Resistance. And about her death... I still can’t put my finger on what exactly I didn’t like about it but I felt like something was missing. Watching the scene, at first I didn’t know if she was having a heart attack or if she stabbed herself or chose to give up her life because she somehow felt it was the moment, I’m still not sure just why she did what she did. I wish they put something more to motivate her decision and explain what exactly she does. I don’t know, a flashback of Leia holding baby Ben, a little more dialogue, something. Not just Leia suddenly getting up and going to bed whispering her son’s name. 

I knew I was going to be disappointed. Among all the celebrities’ deaths, Carrie’s is the one that affected me the most, and believe me I was a wreck when Bowie passed. I miss her, I think about her every single day. And Leia deserved more, much more. When I saw TFA, part of the reason why I loved the movie was that, even though it pained my heart that Han and Leia’s son turned out this way, I thought they would make it right. I spent hours imagining a scene in the 9th movie where Ren would defeat Rey (incapacitate her the Skywalker style cutting her hand or something) and approach to give the killing blow, and Leia would enter the scene, pick up Rey’s lightsaber, look her son dead in the eye and say “Over my dead body, son”. Because Leia would never give up without a fight, even with her son. And she would get her son back, and her story arc would have been completed. I would have paid good money to see this. 

Episode 9 was supposed to be Leia’s movie, just like ep. 7 was Han’s and ep. 8 was Luke’s. When Carrie died, I knew it would be compromised and it broke my heart, because Leia deserved better. She lost everything. Her parents, her planet, her father, her husband, her son, her brother, the Rebellion, the Resistance, everything. She fought all the way, all her life even faced with the worst odds she never gave up hope, she inspired hundreds of people to keep fighting for what is right, and she would never have a satisfactory ending. What a fucking heartbreak. She didn’t even get to see Lando. Leia deserved more. Every little girl in this world who grew up with her as a role model deserved more. But c’est la vie, as we say in French... My only solace is that I know fanfics and fanarts are going to make me feel a little better about it.

Of course I cried every time I saw her on screen, and especially when they honored her body, as we all honored Carrie when she passed away. This was one of the many fanservice moments, and surely the one I liked the most, although there was some concurrence (more to it later).

Another thing I didn’t like is what they did to Poe’s character. Many people disliked TLJ because of it, which they attributed to a political agenda of hate on men. This is so ridiculous and has already been debated enough that I won’t get into it. I did like the evolution of his character in TLJ, because for me it was an interesting character development as well as a good message: wartime is not only about barging in fights head first, shoot first think later, as is, let’s be honest, everything Anakin ever does. At one point, the narrative of the reckless hero who saves the day when a situation seems impossible and everyone begs him not to do it gets old. Sometimes in war, you have to think ahead, to plot, and yes, listen to what your allies have to say. And it actually was a good critic of toxic masculinity. Could the conflict between Poe and Holdo have been avoided with minimally sane conversation ? YES. But the message was here (as were Holdo’s hair and dress and WOW gurl) and I thought that was it, and Poe would evolve into a wiser person.

But this Poe is, at least in the first half of the movie, not very likable. Hear me, I never really liked Han Solo (never been into macho men) but I really loved Poe in TFA because he was genuinely nice and brave. Here, he’s bitter and annoying. I told myself that he was jealous of Rey because he heard of Finn’s crush on her and he wanted to keep Finn all for himself, which I know is just a crack headcannon, but hey, anything to make it better I guess.

Of course, I’ll never forgive Disney for not making FinnPoe a thing, when even Oscar Isaac ships them hard. And trying to make Poe flirt with the other girl (whose name I even forgot and whose face we didn’t even see, now tell me again how Star Wars has been corrupted by feminists... sigh)  Speaking of, it is me or did two women kiss at the end ? 

I liked the new droid, it reminded me of my puppy. But at the end, it was just another fanservice moment, it didn’t really do anything useful onscreen apart from being cute and funny.

When Rey was finally revealed to be a Palpatine as I hoped, I giggled like a wee girl. Watching TFA, I begged the old gods and the new that they wouldn’t make her another Skywalker, because it would’ve spoiled the Star Wars spirit for me. The whole franchise, in my opinion, is a story about fighting for what you believe is right, no matter who you or your parents are or where you come from. Even though Luke and Leia’s ended up being Vader’s children, they weren’t the only meaningful characters. Anakin was basically a Space Jesus and went from a total nobody to the Chosen One. I didn’t want Rey to be a Skywalker because it would mean that your importance would only ever lay in your bloodline, and that is depressing and totally against the spirit of the Rebellion/Resistance: no matter who you are, you can fight for what is right. For this reason, I wished for Rey to be either a real nobody or Palpatine’s granddaughter, which is also why I liked the fact that Han and Leia’s son turned out bad, even though it made me sad for them (Leia didn’t deserve this). No matter your bloodline, you can always make things right, or fuck up badly if you let yourself be taken away. And, of course, the reveal that Rey and Kylo Ren are two sides of the same coin (aka one of the many times where I picture us Reylos screaming CALLED IT in our seats) was exactly what I hoped for, a beautiful balance. I didn’t share Palpatine’s implication that a Palpatine and a Skywalker are meant to work together, though. That is not how I choose to interpret this duality. That is not what they end up doing, anyway.

Speaking of that old pal Patine, seeing the trailers I feared I would feel nauseated that they chose to reanimate the Big Old Villain, just like they reanimated the Even Bigger Death Star in TFA (how lazy can you be ?). But I enjoyed it. What saved it was Palpatine’s will to be killed by Rey to perpetuate the Sith rite of passage. I don’t even care if it’s cannon or not. I was afraid they would recreate Vader’s dilemma in ROTJ with Rey, but I liked the choices she made. And the throne scene worked for me. Like the rest of the movie it was flawed, for instance we don’t even get an explanation on how he survived. Just like we don’t even get what Finn wanted to tell Rey, even though it was emphasized several times. Was it a love declaration ? What happened to the rushed romance with Rose in TLJ ? (What happened to Rose, actually). While we’re at it, why did Palpatine want Ren to kill Rey ? So many questions. So many flaws.

And, of course I cannot comment this film without mentioning my sweet star-crossed lovers, Rey and Ben. First, I’m really eager to see your reactions. We did it, Reylos! Years of hate and slander and we were right all along. Let’s rejoice.

I like Rey’s evolution. For the moment, I don’t feel like I have too much to say about it (which is fine because this post is way too long already). I like the way she handles her emotions, I like her choices and her character evolution. 

And Ben. Oh, sweet Ben. Although I think the part where he gets his old mask fixed wasn’t necessary, I kinda like what they did with him as well. I must say though that I liked his hair in TFA better.  Oh boy, I loved Kylo Ren but I absolutely adore Ben Solo. And I think the way the movie depicts him even surpasses some fics. The moment when Rey gives him the lightsaber and he gets up and does the Han shrug  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  I almost lost my mind. This ties with the hommage to Leia’s body as my favorite fanservice moment.

And their relationship... Look, I know I wet my pants really enjoyed myself in TLJ when they held hands, but that scene felt rushed even for me who ships them with the force of a thousand suns. Like many things in TLJ (and, as I said, also in TROS) it felt like things I had already seen in fanfics, but in the fics I enjoyed the most Rey had tried to kill him at least 5 mores times before even agreeing to have a one-on-one conversation with him. Their romance in TLJ felt like it was hormone-driven, but I get Johnson couldn’t really do a slow burn in 2 hours. When Leia died and they both felt it in the Force, I could feel that Rey wanted to touch him, to confort him, to grieve with him. I’m glad she didn’t. It wasn’t time. And I really like that she told him she wanted to hold Ben’s hand, not his. And Ben, the Dork Knight, finally realized that if he wanted The Girl, he shouldn’t, you know, threaten her and chase her but get back to the Light Side like she begged him multiple times. Because he really isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, this is apparently what makes him choose to tip over. That or the fact she saved his life. I was still frustrated by Leia’s death so I don’t know if I’m not entirely convinced because it happened just after, I’d have to watch it again. I liked Han’s moment, though.

And in my opinion, Rey and Ren’s fight on the wreck of the Death Star is as good as Anakin and Obi-Wan’s. My Reylo heart will always have a special place for their couple fight in TLJ (aka the best non-sex sex scene in cinema, don’t @ me) but I also liked this fight in light of their relation. Surprisingly, it reminded me more of their fight at the end of TFA, when we see Ren holding his blows and Rey barging in. I thought it was endearing.

The end. Oh my god, the end. I can’t wait to see the first gifs and I really really can’t wait for the HD gifs, because oh boy, I now only live for Ben Solo’s smile. That’s it, I found my will to live, my depression is cured. And the way he handles Rey’s body with the utmost care (while Finn apparently watches it and does or says nothing). And that kiss... And the SMILE. And the KISS. 

Oh, dear gods. Oh dear.

I can’t wait for the first fics in which Ben doesn’t die and they live happily ever after on Tatooine or Naboo or wherever they damn want. Or the fics where he is indeed dead and they still share a beautiful relationship (if Force Ghost Luke could get his X-Wing out of the water, I’m eager to imagine what Ben would do with his Force dick, tongue and fingers. Forgive me, it’s getting late and I’m still flustered thinking of their kiss)

And the fact that she declares herself a Skywalker ? I know a lot of people are disappointed in this, but apart from the fact that she completely deserves the title in my opinion when she inherited the will of both Luke and Leia, which is reason enough, she is absolutely married to Ben and deserves her place in that family. Also, it’s again a beautiful way to remind you that bloodlines don’t matter as much as what we choose to do with our lives. And while I’m glad they showed Leia’s Force ghost (I would’ve been really mad if they didn’t) I’m super frustrated they didn’t show Ben’s. What am I to believe, that he gave his life for her, became one with the Force and vanished into litteral nothingness for him to never be seen again ? Like hell I don’t. Again, counting on the fics and arts to right this wrong.

The movie sure has its flaws, and I still have many unanswered questions, like what the fuck is the badge Maz gives Chewie, or how Rey does her lightsaber staff at the end, and I wish they explained some things better. I wasn’t sure if the saber Leia wanted Rey to have was hers or her mother’s. Most of those questions will be answered by bigger geeks than me in this fandom, so I really can’t wait to read from y’all.

I know a whole lot of people are going to hate the movie. The antis, the gatekeeping trve fans (already I’ve seen people say that those who enjoyed the movies are not Real Star Wars Fans and welp, we’re going to see a lot of shit). The manbabies who genuinely believe in a feminist takeover and see equality as a direct threat. I’m specifically happy they will be disappointed while I got the privilege of enjoying Star Wars as much as I did. It’s not my fault, or Disney’s fault even, that they turned out to be on the Empire’s side. And the day has not come when I defend a megacorporation. 

Leia was the first SJW. The Resistance lives on. People will always fight against evil, like it or not. I know the world is a shitty place and we don’t have much hope nowadays for things to get better, and Star Wars has always motivated me to keep going and stick to my values and my convictions. I felt chills several times in the movie, like at the end where everyone comes to fight, and now I’m more willing to keep fighting than ever. For Leia.

Godspeed, Rebels! 

[jesusbaby13]

A Letter To My Rapist.

Brandon

Preface: I am a bad person. I have many flaws but pride and holding grudges are my biggest ones. I am filled with so much anger and I'm hoping this series of posts I plan on attempting will start to help me move past my toxic ways. I'm sick of holding onto anger and sadness. I'm done letting these emotions cloud my judgement, my happiness and my future.

Dear Brandon,

You came into my life during a very pivotal period of growth and development, ages 13-14. You changed my earliest teenage years, and the rest of my life. Our relationship began well and I really like to reminisce on our earliest moments. I remember coming home from school and running to my computer to hop on Facebook and message you all night between dungeons on World of Warcraft. I remember your love for art and graphic design and while you weren't great in the eyes of others I was entranced by every creation you showed me. You truly had me captivated, a young and naive faggot.

While I am able to remember the good times I also remember the bad times much more vividly. I remember how you used to put me down. I remember how you used to compare me to other boys my age and remind me of how much better they are. I remember you telling me you could never love me and that our relationship meant nothing to you. I remember all of these things and yet I remember only wanting you even more. I remember planning my trip to come to Illinois to meet you, keeping the existence of our relationship a secret from my mother when I asked to go along with a friend to visit her dad when my true intentions were to meet you. I remember making it to Illinois and seeing you in person for the first time. I can still picture the smile on your face and the feeling of relief as I then believed you weren't always going to be angry towards me. I remember that same day going to the park and having my first gay kiss. The rush I felt was phenomenal and I have yet to feel the butterflies I felt that night again, even in my longest relationship. In that moment I seriously loved you and everything about you.

What followed this was the opposite of love. I remember leaving that night and being sad I wouldn't see you again for a day or two. I remember wearing the same shirt for the next two days because it smelled like you. I remember the day before I was going to see you again. I remember the day I was going to go to your house for the first time ever. I was so excited. You demanded I shave before I come over and I conveniently packed a razor because it wasn't the first time you had demanded these things of me. My immature mind thought this was love. I remember getting to your house and loving how normal it all was. Your parents were very good at creating this facade despite their very abnormal son and life. I remember being with you and two other friends. I remember watching funny YouTube videos. I remember when things turned dark.

I would like to say that what I'm going to put in this next section won't be pleasant and if you are easily triggered I'd recommend stopping here.

I remember you grabbing my hand. I remember you saying, "Let's go to my room" and those words, the ones I thought would spark excitement, sparked a massive amount of fear and anxiety. I knew what you wanted but I was not ready. I remember the girls giggling and the pressure of the anxiety weighing on me. To go with you was to experience the unknown and to stay was to admit cowardice. And so I went. I let you take me by the hand and lead me to your room, a few yards away from my best friend and her friend on the couch. The sound leading up to this moment was deafening but when you shut that door all the sound stopped. All I could hear was my heartbeat and all I felt was fear. You started to take your clothes off. I was uncomfortable because I knew you wanted me to follow your lead but I greatly lacked confidence. You had me convinced my body was not okay. After a moment of my not taking my clothes off and looking at you shirtless you led me over to your bed and began to unbutton my pants. I remember my heart beating faster and faster and this rapid beating was not borne out of excitement but out of fear. I wanted you to stop right then and I wanted to leave your room, but again the fear of cowardice loomed overhead. And so I let you continue. You slid my pants down to my knees and my underwear along with it. I was not remotely turned on and yet you made the attempt to blow me. At this point I remember saying, “Brandon, can we stop I’m not really turned on by this”, and your reply was silence. After a while longer of trying you eventually gave up and took off the rest of your own clothes and told me to do the same. 

As I write this I can’t help but scream at younger me. Why did I listen? Why didn’t I leave? What was I so afraid of? 

Anyway, after we both had taken our clothes off you went into your bathroom, which was attached to his bedroom, and grabbed a towel and lotion. At that point I tried to redirect the attention to your bathroom. I tried to talk about how my parent’s bathroom was attached to their bedroom too and I thought it was so cool. Again, you replied with silence. You laid the towel on your bedroom floor, still damp from the shower he must have taken earlier that morning. You then told me that I was to get on all fours on the towel. This is where the fear became much more intense. I knew what was about to happen and I did not know how to stop it. And instead of doing anything to help myself I did what you said. I got down on all fours and you positioned yourself behind me. You put the lotion on yourself and then attempted to enter me. I immediately felt a burst of pain and I remember crying out and saying that it hurt. Again, you replied with silence. At this point you managed to get halfway inside of me and I vividly remember the pain. I wanted you to stop, I wanted to scream, I wanted to be dead instead of in that bedroom. 

Suddenly, to my surprise you exited. I thought it was over. A voice in my head cried out in joy and I was so glad I would never have to experience that again. I was wrong. You were not done. You told me to lay on my back. I, again, remember pleading, “Brandon please I don’t like this can we stop” and again you replied with silence. And so I listened. I laid on my back and diverted my eyes from you as you positioned yourself between my legs. I remember taking a deep breath and preparing for the pain yet again. As you entered me yet again, the pain filled my body yet again, and yet again I cried out and yet again I made an attempt to push you away with my hands. You responded with silence and a little something more this time. You responded by grabbing both my wrists, the small wrists of a 14 year old boy in the palm of a 17 year old, and held them above my head. You then cupped your other hand over my mouth and that’s when I closed my eyes. I closed my eyes and I went somewhere else. I left your room. I left Illinois. I left the United States and I left the Earth. I fled so deep within my mind that your presence, the pain you were causing me, the fear I felt and the shame that penetrated every part of my body was completely gone. What felt like an eternity past as I dwell within my own head space waiting for the outside world to be kind again. And that’s when I felt you leaving me yet again. As I reopened my eyes, I saw not you but the sun outside your basement window. I saw a tree swaying in the warm summer air and I saw hope. You let go of my wrists, and my hands were utterly numb. You took your hand off my mouth and I could taste blood as I had bitten through my lip trying not to scream. 

You stood up and you said to me, “Now you’re a man.” Those words. Those four words have haunted me for five years since that day. I will never forget the anguish I felt in the aftermath of that horrible exchange. 

But, despite everything that happened on that day I will never forget the feeling of hope I felt when I looked out that small, basement window. I will never forget what power filled me that day to keep me going. And while I never told anyone what you had done to me, I have held onto that anger, that anguish, that shame, that despair, that self-pity, and that grudge. I have held that grudge for five years and I have let what you did to me hold me down for far too long. And so in this moment, a few weeks after the fifth anniversary of the day you raped me, I am forgiving you Brandon and I am forgiving myself. 

Regards,

A young and very naive faggot.

[leefelixs]

boyfriend bang chan • stray kids

genre: fluff

pairing: bang chan & you

word count: 1887 words

summary: dating chan and all the quirks/aspects of your relationship

note(s): this is my first time doing a scenario like this so i am super excited!! this will be in bullet point format. this is the first part of my boyfriend series for stray kids! starting with our cute leader is only appropriate, i hope you enjoy! <3

you met chan during the summer on the bus you took everyday to your favorite coffee shop

the moment you had stepped on and trudged on through the adults and exhausted students a tuft of grey hair had stood out to you

he sat the aisle across from two boys and the seat next to the window was empty

you had never seen them before but were extremely thankful to the fact they hadn’t taken up your spot and settled into the back, even if they were kinda cute

especially the boy with the slightly damaged grey hair

you weren’t the type of person to be nosy but every single day you stepped onto that bus in a glum mood their conversations and bright personalities seemed to cheer you right up

you looked forward to it and eventually from so much eavesdropping you discovered their names

the boy who usually had a hat on was jisung, another boy who usually had a beanie or mask was changbin, and cute dimple grey boy was chan

you specifically liked to listen to chan talk

one day you stumble into the bus a little later than usual after waking up late and make it a minute before it departs

as you drag yourself to your seat you notice a little elderly lady comfortably sitting with her bag on the seat next to her

your heart sinks as you realize you have no courage to ask her to move her bag

the bus is full of everyone in their usual spots

except…oh no

the only empty seat is next to chan

you look around praying for a new empty seat to magically appear and it seems your luck is especially bad on that day

you conform to standing and holding onto a rail and as you look around nervously

you meet his eyes as you look around and panic

they’re looking at you with the utmost concern that you nearly melt

wow his eyes are so pretty?

“uhm, excuse me, the seat next to me is empty if you’d like to sit.”

changbin and jisung are shocked as chan gestures next to him with a shy smile

you almost faint as you take wobbly steps next to him, bowing about 500 times

“thank you so much”

HOO BOY MAYBE IT’S THE BUS COMING TO A SCARY HALT BUT EVERYTHING AROUND IS SPINNING AS HE SMILES AT YOU

“it’s no problem”

you notice the trio is a lot more hush and awkward than usual and feel a little guilty

until chan turns around and tries to start a conversation

he’s genuinely interested in what you have to say in response to his questions and smiles a lot

his dimples are so cute up close

you find out the three boys started coming on the bus as they purchased their own recording studio

they created their own rap group called 3racha on soundcloud and became extremely successful as a result

at the end of the ride all three of them say goodbye to you and nudge chan 

he just turns the brightest shade of red

he’s stuttering and scratching his neck,, it’s so cute

“well, i hope to see you tomorrow bus buddy!”

oh boy are your cheeks heating up quick as you hear changbin stifle a wheeze and poor chan is living in pure regret in that moment

jisung is like “no please ignore changbin” and trying to let you both live but it’s too late

and it all kicks off from there

for the next six months you both get to know each other better through slowly exchanging numbers, hanging out all the time, from visiting the three while they record, and eventually forming a strong bond with all of them

and getting an even stronger crush on the bang byungchan ooo

and on the seventh month of knowing each other when you get onto the bus there’s a little rose on your usual seat

jisung and changbin are whistling and pretending to not be spying on both of you

boy they suck at not being obvious

and chan is looking at the floor and then at you and back at the floor while jiggling his foot up and down

“i think i really like you and want to be more than friends”

god you hated that stuffy smelly bus so much but it just got 500 times more lovely to you

phew that took a while now let’s get onto boyfriend chan shall we?

you constantly nag him to put down his work and go to sleep but he refuses

and you refuse to leave him alone

you sit next to him every time he works on music at home

whenever he gets frustrated he just turns to you and buries his head into your shoulder in silence and wraps his arms around you except it’s messy and like a sloth

but you love it nonetheless

you are his biggest fan

every single musical decision goes through changbin and jisung but your word is the most important

“chan i think it’s nice already…but don’t listen to me changbin knows better and i’m not a professional”

“changbin who? i guess he’s just wrong.”

“no chan wait”

as a gesture of love you try to cook for him but it ends awfully

chan takes up cooking after that but he doesn’t mind

he always has you nearby so you can watch and learn

and whenever he has you try to do any cooking he watches you attentively

“no you’re doing it wrong, it’s like this”

and he’ll come up behind you and hold your hands while you cut vegetables

whOOPS the sudden contact makes you so flustered you cut your finger

“see it’s not that ba-WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING”

wee woo wee woo medic chan is on the way

your first kiss is in the middle of a disney movie marathon on the couch while you try to grab the box of pizza from him and he holds it up shaking his head and laughing

“give me a kiss first” and you’re like okay i guess and he’s like wait what and you just lean in

his whole mind goes blank and he drops the box on the floor and holds your face while he kisses you back

his stomach is in an absolute frenzy and you finally pull away and reach for the pizza with a huge grin

“i did it”

“i didn’t think you would and now i’m in a dilemma because i wanted the last slice”

lots of lazy cuddling on the couch after a long day of recording, he just loves taking in your scent and having you next to him

chan constantly keeps you up on your tippy toes

you procrastinate on all your college work and he’ll come by to check on you

“how’s it going babe?”

and you’ll drop your phone in shock and all he sees is you watching another group on weekly idol and now you know you’re in for an intense study session

whenever you try to joke your way out of your work or get distracted he gently scolds you and gets you back on track even if you protest

but your grades are always improving because of him and you’re thankful

no matter how busy he is saturday is the day specifically planned for you no matter what

one time woojin tried to come over and hang out with chan but he was quickly and gently shoo’d away

he’s not the type to get viciously jealous, but he does clear his throat and put a kiss against your cheek just to be sure that the other person knows you’re together

he’ll take off his hats and put them on you and your eyes always go so wide

you act like it’s nothing but it means so much to you and you feel so special when he does that and he notices

he thinks its the cutest thing in the world

your contact on his phone is “my baby” with a bunch of heart emojis and its so cheesy

the contact picture is worse it’s a picture of you sleeping and curled up into him

his snapchat is full of videos with the rest of the boys and both of you using filters and being silly

sometimes if you’re lucky and he’s extra tired he lets you climb onto his bed with him and straddle him while you draw things with his dimples

his favorite creation of yours is when you made flower petals around his dimples

he loves playing drake aloud on the bluetooth speakers in the house and showing you all his favorite musicians

and overtime because you’re so used to it you learn the lyrics too

and whenever songs like 0 to 100 come on you both grab a broom or mop and rap into the microphone and make exaggerated gestures and facial expressions at each other 

he does this little weird dance and you always follow

you look so cute to him with your messy hair and your bouncing steps and big smile and wow…he realizes he’s actually in love with you

just as you’re his #1 fan he is your #1 fan

chan pushes you to be more productive and believe more in yourself

anything that affects you negatively affects him as well… you’re both so united and everything that happens to both of you feels so personal

when things get rough for you he holds your hand and lies with you in bed until you’re ready to talk about it

sometimes he feels like it’s his fault and he’s deeply afraid of losing you

he gets a lot of dms on instagram from girls who are looking for more than just a conversation with their favorite rapper

and you’re always a little frustrated but happy as he doesn’t really care and doesn’t pay mind to it

one day you wake up and check your phone blowing up

he posted a picture of you and him holding hands on his instagram telling everyone he’s happily in a relationship and would appreciate not having his dms spammed

skinship with chan is so calm and soothing

he’s more about touching like hugs and hand holding than he is kissing but when he kisses you it’s passionate and more than just a peck

he always tells you how thankful he is he met you

and he could never say it out of fear of scaring you but he hopes to have a long future with you

he just knows he wants to be with you and keep you safe and happy

“hey chan?”

“yeah?”

“what are you thinking about?”

“i was thinking about how i want you to move in with me because it’s like you live here…if that’s okay?”

“i was thinking you’d never ask.”

one day he brings you to the studio and asks you to sit down and listen so you put in the headphones

the song is about the bus you met him on 4419 oh yes i love being clever

when he asks what you think he looks over at you and sees you’re crying and panics

“why are you crying? did i do something wrong? does it suck that much?” and you just gently smack his hand and wail

“i’m crying because i’m in love with you and that song.” and his heart just beats

it’s the first time you’ve told him you’re in love with him

and while he ruffles your hair to calm you down he hopes you can be his for as long as he exists

[angelwaters1704]

Making Performance 2 Final Blog Post

When starting the process of our Titanic piece we had a lot of key themes, ideas and issues. We started with the idea of having drowning as our key theme because we could use that to our advantage with visuals and direction but after a few conversations with our tutor we decided that the theme drowning is a very broad subject that needed to be cut down so we focused on one specific theme and idea. For the next week we met a couple of times to decide on our theme, which is were we came up with death and  but after trying to explore that idea it still didn’t sit right with us, so after a while we combined all of our ideas and came up with the theme and idea of loss because even though our characters didn’t die the night the titanic sank, our characters all lost a part of them self in one way or another.

Owen McCafferty’s play Titanic is set in a courtroom with a lot of characters coming in and out to be questioned. My group and I decided that we would also want to set our piece in a courtroom with one person questioning all the witnesses from all different angles of the titanic sinking. Through our meetings and class times my group discussed doing a lot of visuals that we would use throughout our piece including the motif of water and the use of a candle to show our theme of loss. With our motifs we had a lot of creative vision for our piece and they all worked really well within our piece but because we had it set in a courtroom some ideas didn’t make sense but we used enough for our motif of water, when it came to the motif of the candle we decided to start our piece with a candle that we blow out and to end our piece with a candle that we blow out to show the theme of loss and a sense of connection between all of our characters.

We had a lot of creative breakthroughs within our process of our piece, to me I feel that our biggest breakthrough was when we found our theme of loss. When we found that everything clicked into place, we found more visual ideas for our motif of water and we also found the symbol for the candle making it a motif to show that a light went out in all of us that night even though none of our characters died.

When it came to the dramaturgical decisions we used a lot of lightings to convey our meanings and themes. At the start of our performance we all (apart from the two lawyers) had no lights on and were seen from the candle light before it was blown so straight from the beginning we had the theme of loss by having a part of us blown out. From there the two lawyers had their main lights on when questioning the witnesses to show power and authority whilst the witnesses on the stand all had a spotlight to show the guilt, fear and interrogation of what happened. My group and I used the candle light again at the end to show the final loss after the audience had heard all of the different stories of the night in question.

The play Titanic by Owen has a drama and history genre because of the questioning of the characters that were on the Titanic to find what exactly happened that night and who and what was responsible the night of the disaster. Owen McCafferty is originally from Belfast in Ireland who got inspired to create a play to hear the survivors stories of what happened and who was responsible the night the Titanic sank.

Titanic, too, has its base and selfish figures (the capitalist Cal Hockley, his man-servant Lovejoy, and White Star executive Bruce Ismay)

At 11.40pm on 14 April 1912, the RMS Titanic, on its maiden voyage from Southampton to New York, struck an iceberg. At 2.20am the following morning, the ship sank. 1,517 people died.

In response to the disaster the British Government ordered an immediate inquiry and Lord Mersey was appointed commissioner. The British Wreck Commissioner's Inquiry sat from 2 May to 3 July 1912. It took testimony from 97 witnesses.

Owen McCafferty's Titanic retells the survivors' stories, using dialogue taken word-for-word from the hundred-year-old accounts.

Titanic will provide ‘true lies’ about the past in order to bring us closer to that remote era than mere facts, documents and salvaged artefacts ever could.

https://youtu.be/_xKDRmhp6lQ - survivor interviews

The Titanic lies 12,600 feet underwater. The ruins of the Titanic lie nearly 2.5 miles beneath the surface of the ocean, approximately 370 miles off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada. The ship broke in two, and the gap between the bow and the stern is about 2,000 feet in the sea bed

The iceberg that hit the ship may have jutted out 100 feet above water. The iceberg that the Titanic collided with is speculated to have been anywhere from 50 to 100 feet above water. The entire iceberg is believed to have been between 200 and 400 feet long.  

Over half the people on board could have survived if all of the space available on the lifeboats was used.

Only three of Titanic's four funnels worked. The robust ship's four funnels were partially for show -- only three of the funnels ejected soot. The other was merely used for ventilation purposes and added a certain majestic aesthetic to the ship.

The first lifeboat was released an hour after the iceberg struck. It may seem like common sense for a ship to immediately release safety lifeboats upon hull breach. The Titanic, however, did not release its first lifeboat until an entire hour elapsed.

The ship carried 2,223 passengers and crew. Of the 2,223 people aboard the Titanic, 1,517 did not survive the collision with the iceberg. The ship was not even at full capacity -- it could hold more than 3,500 people.

The ship was just under 900 feet long. The Titanic measured 882 feet and 9 inches in length, making it the biggest vessel of its time. Today, the largest cruise ship is Royal Caribbean's Symphony of the Seas, clocking in at nearly 1,200 feet long.

The ship burned an estimated 825 tons of coal per day. The Titanic was far from a light craft, weighing some 46,000 tons. This behemoth of a vessel burned a reported 825 tons of coal per day in 159 furnaces that heated 29 boilers.

Less than a third of all people aboard the ship survived. Only 705 of the 2,223 passengers and crew members made it back home. Some 61% of the passengers who survived were first-class guests. Less than 25% of third-class passengers survived.

This semester we watched two different live performances:

The first was a show called ‘Shakesqueer’ by Tom Marshman. Tom Marshman used a lot of techniques to create his online performance, one technique that was used was camera movements and angles to create his creative vision. He also told his story not only through one camera but a hidden one on the other side of his clothes which also had a mirror effect to reflect on the different sides of the story. The way he told the story with the different angles and camera movements and effects, it made me feel a part of his journey and also his closet of clothes. There were a lot of deeper meanings in the show which I loved because they made the show a lot more interesting than it already was when you noticed them, Tom also used a comedy effect to convey his deeper meaning. Us as a group took influence with the different camera angles and movement from Tom Marshmans piece.

The second show was called ‘Sherlock and Homes’ by the theatre company Shark Teeth. I really enjoyed this piece of theatre because it explored the different ways we can work with an online performance in today's day and age. The company used a lot of breakout rooms and their chatbox to get the audience involved and make it fun. Shark Teeth’s piece was a murder investigation and we the audeince had to figure out who was guilty for the muder. They combined a lot of stories and reasons to make it more playful. My group and I took influence from this piece, not necessarily in the fun of it but in a way to make it more interesting and to keep the audience engaged with facial expressions and the way some characters speak to get their point and story across.

Another online performance we used took influence from was from a performance last semester that used shadows to create the creative vision. As soon as one of my group members brought it up we all knew straight way that we wanted to use it to create chaos and dramatic content.

Throughout the process of creating our titanic piece I had a lot of visual ideas to bring the piece to life but I found it very hard to communicate my ideas when it came to writing the script so my group and I decided to “assign” job roles that but we would all have a say in every bit of the roles throughout. My weaknesses throughout the whole process was communication with my group about how I was feeling. I also feel that communication was and is something that we could have worked on as there were some disagreements and miscommunication in our group. I feel that despite our differences one of our group strengths was that we worked well together and got through it and put on the best performance we could. My personal strength in the performance I felt I used my voice well for my character because of her status in society at that time, I felt as though I used the dramatic triangle well in the sense of one of the voice over in the last bit, Lady Duff Gordon and the audience knew something no one else knew.

If I could go back and do the whole experience again I would try and communicate better with my group and also push a lot more of my ideas as most of them were dismissed because it ‘didn’t’ fit the writer's intentions.

During the process of Titanic I learnt a lot especially when it comes to group work, but also a lot about camera angles and movement. I have learnt to not be afraid of trying things like delivering a line with a different eye line and how to create an intense piece on an online platform.

Flipgrid videos

https://flipgrid.com/c2034044

https://flipgrid.com/5bdacef7

https://flipgrid.com/dca59a75

I chose these flipgrid videos because they played a very big part in our piece. My group and I used a lot of the clips in our main piece to create the creative vision we wanted. We used these clips because we played a lot with the water motif and I feel that it brought our characters more to life.

Social Media Page link:

https://www.instagram.com/titanicbathspa/

Bibliography

http://owenmccafferty.com/

http://owenmccafferty.com/titanic

https://www.dramaonlinelibrary.com/person?docid=person_mcCaffertyOwen

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2012/may/02/titanic-scenes-wreck-inquiry-review

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/music/2.681/titanic-scenes-from-the-british-wreck-commissioner-s-inquiry-1912-1.512907 (Crawley, 2012)

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1-170!

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I’m good with my height.2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) One of those bear hunting dogs.3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Loose and soft.4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Pokemon Emerald5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: My friend from Arizona, my writing, and general story ideas.6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Uber awkward.7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? [insert person/thing here] is the worst thing ever8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] Melancholic9: Are you ticklish? Yes10: Are you allergic to anything? Pollen, and a specific brand of allergy medicine.11: What’s your sexuality? Heterosexual12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Cocoa.13: Are you a cat or dog person? Dog.14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Vampire, so I can wear a cape.15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Hat Films.16: How tall are you? 6′1″17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Vladimir.18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] 31719: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Yes.20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space.21: Are you religious? Not really.22: Pet peeves? Not soaking dishes before washing them.23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Nocturnal24: Favorite constellation? Uh... big dipper?25: Favorite star? North star I guess?26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? I think they’re neat27: Any phobias or fears? Spiders and bugs in general28: Do you think global warming is real? Yes, though I’m unsure how much is natural and how much is man-made.29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Eh... I don’t think its impossible.30: Favorite movie? Superman vs The Elite31: Do you get scared easily? Yes32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 533: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] 11/1034: What is a color that calms you? White, reminds me of my bed.35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Hmm... Italy would be interesting to visit.36: Where were you born? Indiana37: What is your eye color? Green38: Introvert or extrovert? Introvert39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Not really, but they’re neat.40: Hugs or kisses? Hugs41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? My friend from Arizona... or kara, so I can “thank” her for sending this to me.42: Who is someone you love deeply? My dog43: Any piercings you want? No.44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? Tattoos yes, piercings no.45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? Once. It sucked.46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! ... My friend from Arizona. We’ve talked for a long time, and every time it always makes me super happy. She’s funny, kind, a bit goofy... She’s very memorable and its hard not to think of her.47: What is a sound you really hate? A train braking48: A sound you really love? A fan blowing49: Can you do a backflip? No50: Can you do the splits? No51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Nicholas Cage52: Favorite movie? Superman vs the elite... again53: How are you feeling right now? Annoyed at this length of this.54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? Brown, which it is.55: When did you feel happiest? When I’m talking to my friend from Arizona.56: Something that calms you down? Drawing.57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] Autism.58: What does your URL mean? A bear that is ghostly.59: What three words describe you the most? Big, quiet, smile.60: Do you believe in evolution? Yes.61: What makes you unfollow a blog? When they annoy more often than they post neat stuff.62: What makes you follow a blog? Neat stuff, like art.63: Favorite kind of person: People who can do their damn jobs.64: Favorite animal(s): Dogs65: Name three of your favorite blogs. karawaltersuniverse, puublack, candygarnet66: Favorite emoticon: :D67: Favorite meme: I lived, Bitch68: What is your MBTI personality type? Dunno, don’t feel like doing the test.69: What is your star sign? Cancer, I think.70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No, she can sit tho71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? Work pants, loose T-shirt72: Post a selfie or two? No.73: Do you have platform shoes? Nope, don’t need ‘em74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I once had a swing set fall on my head and I didn’t get a concussion75: Can you do a front flip? No76: Do you like birds? Yes77: Do you like to swim? Yes78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Swimming79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Assholes80: Some thing you wish did exist: Pokemon81: Piercings you have? Noone82: Something you really enjoy doing: Writing83: Favorite person to talk to: Karawaltersuniverse.84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Weird, obsessed with social justice.85: How many followers do you have? 17986: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? No87: Do your socks always match? No88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? Nope.89: What are your birthstones? Ruby90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Cat, so I can sleep all day.91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Peony92: A store you hate? Target.93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? None94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Fly.95: Do you like to wear camo? No.96: Winter or summer? Winter97: How long can you hold your breath for? I dunno.98: Least favorite person? Annoying coworkers.99: Someone you look up to: This sounds cliche, but Leonardo Da Vinci.100: A store you love? Kroger101: Favorite type of shoes Boots102: Where do you live? Indiana103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? No.104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Ruby105: Do you drink milk? Yes.106: Do you like bugs? No.107: Do you like spiders? No108: Something you get paranoid about? Being gossiped about behind my back.109: Can you draw: Fairly well110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Look down five questions.111: A question you hate being asked? This one.112: Ever been bitten by a spider? No113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Yes114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Cloudy115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: .... my arizona friend.116: Favorite cloud type: White floofy ones117: What color do you wish the sky was? Orange118: Do you have freckles? No119: Favorite thing about a person: Their hair120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits121: Something you want to do right now: To be done with this.122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Sky.123: Sweet or sour foods? Sweets124: Bright or dim lights? Dim.125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Ghosts.126: Something you hate about Tumblr: The community.127: Something you love about Tumblr: My friends.128: What do you think about the least? Toast.129: What would you want written on your tombstone? “This isn’t the last you’ll see of me!”130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? The person who wrote this.131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My beard132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? no133: Computer or TV? Computer134: Do you like roller coasters? No.135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? No.136: Are your ears lobed or attached? I assume lobed.137: Do you believe in karma? Yes138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 3139: What nicknames do you have/have had? Cory, corky, cody, corey, coby, cornbeef, cornbread.140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? No.141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Yes, when I was younger.142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? I’d hope good.143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving144: What makes you angry People who can’t do their damn jobs.145: How many languages do you speak fluently? One.146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? Girls.147: Are you androgynous? No.148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My hair.149: Favorite thing about your personality: The fact I like to try and see both sides of an issue.150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. My Arizona friend, Leonardo Da Vinci, and karawaltersuniverse so I can choke her out for making me do this.151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Renaissance.152: Do you like BuzzFeed? No.153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] Ain’t got one.154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? No.155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? No.156: What embarrasses you? My looks.157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:158: Biggest lie you have ever told: I once said I threw up to get out fo work.159: How many people are you following? 382160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? 18,641161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 32162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 17,453163: Last time you cried and why: Couple weeks ago, had a bit of a funk.164: Do you have long or short hair? Short.165: Longest your hair has ever been: Like... two inches?166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? Neutral167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? ... Not really. I got shit to worry about.168: Do you like to wear makeup? Nah.169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? No.170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? Yes, you fuck.

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Find a Healthy Role for Money — Sitting Poolside with Chris Roane from Money Stir

The Sitting Poolside interview series

When people think of retirement, scenes of beachfront homes, rounds of golf, or reading by the pool come to mind. Sitting Poolside is a series of interviews that challenges that notion and other financial misperceptions. The series name pokes fun at the stereotypes, but it’s also an opportunity to discuss people’s real stories and unique insights. So grab a piña colada and pull up a your lounge chair!

Chris from Money Stir

My name is Chris Roane and I run the Money Stir blog.

I live in the upper mid-west with my wife and two daughters (plus two dogs). I’ve always been interested in personal finance discussions, but found myself constantly in and out of debt for most of my adult life (up to this point). I love thinking about the core issues behind our behavior, and figuring out how to get the most out of life.

Growing up

Mr. SR (MSR): What was your concept of wealth when you were growing up?

Chris Roane (CR): I remember not having a lot of money when I was a kid, and I definitely didn’t get very many presents. But honestly, finances were the least of my concern for most of my childhood. Especially when I was around 11-years old, my home life was dealing with the stress around my relationship with my mom and my parents’ divorce.

Before that point, I remember always seeing my dad studying for school. I was born right as he was entering college to become a doctor. We were living off of student loans for most of my childhood, and I could see the burden that caused my father when he started working.

Money really wasn’t discussed at all when I was a kid. I pretty much was left to learn this stuff on my own. But to be fair to my parents, I don’t think they had their finances figured out, so I don’t put too much blame on them.

Outside of student loans, I don’t think my parents had much debt. The second I was able to qualify for a credit card right after high school, I maxed out the balance. That started a credit card debt cycle that took me 15 years to figure out how to get rid of.

MSR: You mentioned it here, but you share more details on your site about some of the stress you have overcome in your relationship with your parents. This sounds like it has been very challenging. I know that your story can be a powerful, helpful tool for others who are going through similar experiences now, so I appreciate you sharing about this part of your life.

If you’re comfortable getting into details about the present, what are some specific things you and your wife do with your own family now to change the trajectory of your family tree — financially and otherwise?

CR: One of our biggest fears is that we end up like our parents. We love them, but we’ve seen how finances can drag people down, including their marriage.

The below are a few things we try to prioritize:

Communication: I’m a very driven person, and sometimes I don’t communicate as well as I should. I don’t want our marriage to be driven by what “Chris wants”. For it to work, we both have to have an equal say in how we handle money.

Honesty and Intimacy: Being honest with each other helps bring us closer together. When major issues or negative thoughts go unsaid, this can lead to resentment and an emotional divide in our relationship. When we prioritize spending lots of time talking face to face (in bed, on the porch, etc.), this helps tremendously in connecting on a deep level and creating a strong bond.

We’ve definitely had low points in our relationship, which is mainly caused when we aren’t doing the above things well. I’m learning that my passion can sometimes come across as controlling, so I’m actively working on watching my tone and the words I use because it is not my desire to do everything I want to do. In fact, I can passionately argue with myself on my own ideas, and that’s how I’ve worked through some choices. But doing that with Andrea is not healthy.

There are times when my anxiety can make me feel cornered. My mom has struggled with the same thing (whether it’s bipolar or some other mental health issue). And so one thing I am currently pursuing is getting a mental health evaluation to see if there is some kind of biological/chemical issue, or if I need to figure out different ways in handling my anxiety. I’m not looking for a scapegoat or anything like that, but just seeking the best way to handle these internal conflicts that can send my mood and mindset into a spiral of death.

The biggest difference between us and our parents is our honesty and openness with each other. Part of the problem we noticed with our parent is that big problems are swept under the rug until they blow up. By confronting the core issues, and working on them together, we increase our chances in not making the same mistakes they made.

Family

MSR: It seems like your mindset has changed over the time that you and your wife have been married. How has her perspective about money changed? How did you navigate this evolution together — were there times when you both wanted to go down different paths?

CR: It’s still is an active discussion. Figuring out the balance in which costs are worth it, and ways we can increase our income to make up lost time can be hard to figure out sometimes.

Since we just became 100% credit card debt free, we are loosening up our budget quite a bit.

One thing we are going to do this summer is going on a few small vacations. We are setting up our budget in a way that we don’t have to micromanage our finances on these trips and can focus on the experience.

I’ve written a few posts that go into this in more detail that is scheduled to publish this month. But it comes back to the idea of getting to a place where money plays a supporting role and is not the focus of our lives. One extreme focuses on the amount of money you make, and the other extreme focuses on the amount you save/spend. Both can be equally devastating. And so we are trying to figure out a healthy balance that allows us to enjoy life and pursue our financial goals together.

Financial journey

MSR: What is your current career status? How do you like to spend your time when you’re not working?

CR: I’m a web developer that works remotely out of my home office, and my wife runs a salon that I help manage.

Since the end of last year, when I got excited about the concept of FIRE, I’ve dedicated my time to running Money Stir and creating a strong financial foundation for our family. We also talk a lot about how to increase income from the salon and managing the booth renters that pay for space.

I do try to spend time outside riding my bike, playing frisbee with the family and playing with my dogs. For the last 15 years or so, I’ve gone on fairly extensive backpacking trips in the mountains/wilderness of Montana, which I love/hate at the same time. I love getting away from the city and the scenery, but backpacking is a ton of work.

Since I have a very driven + focused personality, I’m constantly having to make sure I’m prioritizing what is most important to me. Sometimes it can be hard to look past my current todo list, and there is definitely room for improvement, but I am making progress in balancing things out as I get older.

MSR: Describe your financial journey. 

CR: I’ve always done well with my day job, which has included raises and promotions.

We’ve never had a hard time covering essentials like food or housing, but we were constantly fighting down credit card debt. It’s not that we didn’t realize going into debt for depreciating purchases wasn’t a bad thing, We just couldn’t get out of the cycle in getting excited about things we didn’t have, and this created a financial meltdown.

This included new TVs, things around the house, going out to eat excessively, etc. None of these things are bad in themselves, but they put you on a debt treadmill when you end up spending more than you make. A $3,000 tv becomes much more expensive when you can’t pay it off from your credit card for a few years.

Our net-worth over the last 15-years was always negative (outside of the last year). When Andrea graduated from cosmetology school, we were given the opportunity to take over a salon. It was a hard decision, because it was going to require a large chunk of money we didn’t have, and we were also trying to pay off credit card debt. Deciding to go into more debt for the salon was a smart move, as we paid that off last year and were able to super-charge paying down our consumer debts faster after that point.

Thinking about my past, I was overspending on things that didn’t add much value to my life. The positive feelings in thinking about what I wanted and didn’t have, and then buying the item felt really good. But then it was followed by despair in how long it was going to take to get to a $0 net-worth. Over time, these purchases were not worth the mental toll this took on our relationship and finances.

Reflections

Debt

MSR: What do you consider to be your biggest failure or regret?

CR: My biggest failure is spending more than I made and not tackling the core issues early.

We all have our own unique baggage that can come from our psychology or past experiences. Working through these types of issues is tough, but is necessary if we are to get to a place where money isn’t wearing us down.

The more I thought about it, the more I realized that accruing credit card debt has been dragging us down for far too long. But money can also be a hindrance even when you aren’t paying off debt. If you are trying to save so much money that you can’t enjoy life, or if it is causing too much strife in your marriage, that can be equally bad. That’s why we are always constantly talking about our financial catchup plan, and how we can balance wanting to increase our net worth, and enjoy life at the same time.

Money works best when it plays a supporting role, and is not the focus in your life. We’re excited to continue on this path and figure out how to get the most out of life.

The role of money

MSR: What is your concept of wealth or financial success now? What were the major influences that changed your view?

CR: For me, getting to a spot where our money is earning more money will help us further de-emphasize the focus on money in our lives.

To me, the more you can get to a spot where you don’t have to worry about money, the more freedom you have to focus on what matters most. I love my job, but this is not something I would do for 40+ hours per week if I could do anything with my time.

Most of it comes back to me realizing that time is one of the most valuable things I have. And the main power with money comes from its ability to free up our time.

Looking at how most people spend money, even when they make a lot, the primary emphasis becomes on excess. Having a massive house with space you don’t use, brand new vehicles, and other toys that make you look good. Sure, some of these things might be worth having if you can afford them, but the idea that more is always better is not true.

The only things I want to have an excess of are joy and peace. These things are invaluable and worth more than anything massive amounts of money can buy. This is has become my mantra in why I’m pursuing financial independence.

MSR: You shared that for a long time, you were in a cycle of wanting things you couldn’t afford, and this kept you in credit card debt. But now it seems like you have a very different perspective — being wary of excess and pursuing peace and finding joy in your present situation.

Was there a specific moment or event in the last year or two that changed your mindset? What caused you to change your thinking so radically?

CR: This idea has been in the back of my mind for a long time, but it seems I would always find a reason to buy something to make it easier to ignore these thoughts and feelings (for a short time). There wasn’t a specific event that triggered this shift. It seems like it has been building for the last decade and got to a point where I decided to stop ignoring these feelings.

We bring home a good chunk of money, in the range of $100k-$200k per year. But why were we constantly broke? I got sick of every purchase feeling like it was money wasted, that could be used paying off our debts.

I started projecting our financial future, and the more I did this, the more it freaked me out. We would have a lot of crap that wasn’t adding very much to our lives, and having massive credit card debt. I realized that we were taking ourselves to a place that was like a permanent “financial hell”. Never being able to make enough money to buy the things we discovered we didn’t have, but wanted.

Recommendations and advice

MSR: What’s the most helpful book or blog post you’ve read recently? 

CR: The book Your Money or Your Life really set the stage for wanting to pursue financial independence seriously and starting Money Stir.

Many bloggers have influenced me but one article, in particular, stands out. It is the Financial Independence Flash Point by the Montana Money Adventures blog. And it isn’t because we happen to live in the same state! This powerful article inspired both me and my wife. It does a fantastic job of showing exactly what financial independence can do, and why this journey is worth pursuing.

MSR: What advice would you give someone who is on the path to semi-retirement or early retirement? 

CR: There is a ton of advice out there about handling your spending and debt, and a lot of it is pretty solid.

But you can’t go into it thinking that any one choice is going to solve all of your problems. If you are paying off debt, the most important thing is to figure out why/how you got into this mess in the first place. Otherwise, you risk getting debt free and repeating the same mistakes.

If you do not have any consumer debt, the goal should be to figure out the balance between increasing your savings rate and enjoying life. This especially requires more attention if you are married since you are not a one person team. If both of you are not on the same page, this could easily lead to a breakdown in your relationship.

And lastly, I think it is worth mentioning that there is only so much you can cut from your budget. The best way to reduce the timeline it will take in reaching financial independence is to increase your income. This could be from increasing your value as an employee or pursuing side hustles. By pursuing cutting expenses and increasing your income will put you on the fastest track in reaching your goals.

MSR: Chris, thank you for sharing your story with us. I appreciate your openness and your time!

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