#NO ONE WRITES FOR MY GIRL WHAT THE HELL 👿

[starzgaze]

which one should i prioritize 🧎

[kedsandtubesocks]

if ur still doing ur hype up game, i dare u to do urself!!

ANDIE PLS I DONT WANNA FIGHT YOU BUT I WILL 🔪

Uhhughghhhughhhhh but bcs I adore you - FINE 👿

Okay so…uh I think maybe the main thing I like about my writing is that I have such wacky ideas lmao??

Like I still can’t say I have a specific writing style and it changes up so much but I can at least can find some comfort in my weird ass creative ideas lol

And even though I still feel like it’s a curse bcs I think some AU ideas I have are just…really too self indulgent or wont get much attention from a wider audience /: but I’m slowly finally just embracing my weird ass ideas and realizing that yeah they might not be for everyone or get attention but instead seeing the friends I’ve made and forged connections with to me is what I cherish and…

I have to thank my little gremlin brain and ideas for that so I am always going to be thankful for that 🩵

If that makes any sense LMAO!

Plus this one girl in my fiction class was super fcking rude as hell and during our workshop wrote on my draft “why don’t you write more normal everyday things?” and then our professor during our one on one meeting said he looked forward to reading what new things I cooked up and I almost cried

So yeah 😭

Anyway I’m gonna smack you with a pool floatie now andie im giving you a five second head start to hide prepare for battle 👊

[aajjks]

this one’s for you big blue!

BC!JK

dear diary,

i’m a simple girl or at least i think i am.

i like drawing, eating, sleeping, and all of that boring stuff.

somehow i’ve been surviving school but it wasn’t easy, trust me. i’ve managed to make two friends (finally) 😮‍💨 but it required me to come out of my bubble anddd that’s okay because they’re really cool.

friend #1 is choi danielle! she’s our new transfer student that used to go to school in australia but her mother got a job in korea and guess what? I’M HER FIRST FRIEND 😁👭

hmm…what else???

OH! my crush 💗 eunwoo 💗 looked at me today!!!! he. looked. at. ME. aaaahhh, i can finally die happily knowing my crush acknowledged me today even though it was because i was yet again bullied by the bully club. the worst people in the whole world 👿 and guess what, diary? they’re ALL BOYS!!! they pick on everybody and make everyone’s life a living hell.

the oldest is kim seokjin, min yoongi, jung hoseok and kim namjoon. they’re all very good looking but don’t let their good looks fool you THEY’RE EVIL I TELL YOU EEVILLLLL!!!! next are the brats of the group: park jimin and kim taehyung 😒

jimin is the captain of the dance team at our school and i won’t lie, he’s an amazing dancer but he’s still EVIL. taehyung is evil too, he may be the president of our fashion and design club but…you get it.

last but not least, the leader, the THORN IN MY SIDE, jeon

before you could finish writing in your journal, here comes the handsome devil himself, jeon jungkook AKA the golden maknae and leader of the bully club.

even though the club picks on numerous amounts of people in the school, somehow the group always likes to pick on you. they threaten you with false information if you don’t do their homework, they push you around, make you run errands for them, and diminish your self esteem.

the bully club HATES you. every fiber of your being, i mean, it’s what their leader tells them. you’re a nerd, a loser who doesn’t deserve the kindest treatment but despite the brewing HATE the club has for you, there’s a certain person that admires you.

he won’t say it to your face because he has to look cool! he has a reputation to uphold here and while his friends fuck around with the prettiest girls in school here he is crushing on the nerd he hates. the nerd he made his friends hate, that “person” is none other than jeon jungkook.

yeah that’s right, THE LEADER LIKES YOU yet he bullies you and in that same sentence, he can’t stand anyone bullying you, looking at you, flirting with you, or even touching you unless it’s him.

sooner or later you’ll realize you love him too, i mean what’s a man to do? he has a reputation to uphold and he’d rather eat his cake with his ice cream too. he’ll figure out how to come to you with his feelings but until then…

“HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!”

“aww is the little nerd writing in her diary?”

“hmm let’s see, oh look at what she said about us taehyung! she said we’re “eeevil” hahahaha”

“QUIT IT!!? GIVE IT BACK YOU ASSHOLE!!!”

the septet toss your diary around until it lands in jungkook’s hands and when he reads it he feels his heart sink when he sees eunwoo’s name surrounded by hearts.

you have a crush on someone and it’s not him…

“Oh look guys the little whores got a crush on someone.” Jungkook says, laughing but inside his heart is burning, he wants to clench his jaw just wants to scream at you, but right now he can’t.

But it’s hard for him to pretend that he is fine right now because he really isn’t. You got a crush on that pretty boy that’s not even in your class? “Eunwoo is his name~~” jungkooks grip on the book tightens as he says the name out loud. Taehyung raises his eyebrow and SeokJin just shrugs.

“Oh fuck so we’re evil, huh?” Jimin chuckles. “Oh poor baby.” Namjoons mocking you and hoseok laughs at your helpless expression, Yoongi isn’t really interested right now.

Jungkooks jealous. “Oh yknow that pretty boy?” Jungkook suddenly speaks, “isn’t he your senior, you little whore?” Jungkook grits his teeth, and the guys decide to leave the both of you alone.

“So… he’s got your little heart in his hands? Aw poor you.” Jungkook starts laughing. “he’s way out of your league. And he’s probably dating some girl.” He stalks closer to you as he’s taking something out of his pocket.

His eyes are set on you like a predator and you begin to sweat, he’s enjoying the fear in your eyes, and especially the flash of hurt that’s visible in your eyes. “YOURE ugly.” He spits.

All because of you, he feels sick to his stomach right now.

“I’m the thorn by your side?! Fuck you.” he grits. His teeth is finally letting his anger get the best of him as he takes out his lighter. He smirks as he lights it up and brings it to your diary, “I’m gonna burn this shitty little book of yours.” He says before setting fire to the page.

And he is laughing at he sees the name of your crush burning to nothing but trash, and you finally let your tears fall.

It satisfies him, but he feels his heartbreak at the same time.

[moochipeachey]

Dear Diary,

I’m officially ungrounded!!! So much for being grounded "for life". My dad held strong for a good 3 months before deciding my mom was being a tyrant. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me explain. Soooooo I was a little dishonest in my last post. I shared a lot more than just a kiss with Eric. What can I say? Cocktails and hormones. Truthfully, I just needed a distraction & Eric was eager to supply that.

When Eric left the next morning he had the unfortunate pleasure of running into the devil my mother 👿. She ripped me a new one when she came home from church. Lord only knows what she had to say to Eric. "Do you have to sl*t yourself out to every boy that looks in your direction?" Look, I know I had a boy in my room, and, yes he did end up spending the night, and we messed around…Okay this sounds soooo bad when I write it down and actually self reflect. She may have ate that *one* little thing. ANYWAY. Moving on. Since I’ve been set free a lot has happened…

Your girl is officially a Copperdale Womp Womp (please, don’t ask). The girls have been so nice and accommodating, especially with me missing out on crucial team bonding/basic high school socialization. I’ve gotten especially close to this girl named, Noemie.

We legit talk on the phone or face time every night, and no one knows how to find the best pieces at ThrifTea like she does. She’s my sister from another mister. Honestly, if it wasn’t for Noemie, I don’t think I would’ve survived Copperdale. As soon as I made the cheer team Noemie added me to a group chat, #ThotsAndJocks, consisting of mostly cheerleaders and football players w/ a few other people scattered in. She made sure I was still invited to parties, included me in discussions, and put my name out there. Don’t get me wrong everyone else is cool, but Noemie is my person. Well, almost everyone is cool. There’s this boy…

Matthew Felix. The hottest guy in the school. And also the biggest douche in the school. Who just happens to be Eric's best friend. From the moment I stepped foot on campus, he decided that his life's mission was to make mine a living hell.

I have no clue what the Creator was thinking when they decided to put us in homeroom together, but I hope they've been enjoying the show. Everyday I wake up and wonder what issue Matthew will find with me, and trust me when I say it's something new each day. The first time I met him, he thought pulling my chair from under me was a proper introduction. And that I obviously deserved it because "everyone knows he sits next to Eric". As if it wasn't my first week! He's "accidentally" thrown a football at my head during practice on more than one occasion. I get anxious anytime I have to use my locker because I don't know if it's going to be full of packing peanuts, marbles, confetti, you name it. Every time he flashes that stupid f*cking smirk I just want to smack it right off his silly little face. He knows exactly how to push my buttons and I fall for it every time. I know I shouldn't let it get to me but.....

Sometimes, on those ultra rare occasions, he's actually capable of being a decent human being.... And no matter how much he annoys me, I can't deny that there's something about him that draws me in, like this magnetic pull that I can't escape. I wish I could make sense of all these feelings, or at least ignore them altogether, truth be told I know I should stay away from him considering my situationship with Eric. That's easier said than done. Maybe if I stop giving him the satisfaction of knowing he gets under my skin, I'll be taken off his radar. Even though I'll never admit it outside of the confines of this diary ..... I really don't want that to happen. I'm almost late for cheer Until next time diary, XOXO Naomi ♡

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[yaeluvz]

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Pairing: Wonyoung! x Fem Reader!

Wonyoung has two things on her mind. One hoping to pass her classes and TWO to finally get the attention of her long time crush. Determined to make "Yn" finally notice her she accidentally might've led the girl to believe she's this creepy (but cute) stalker that comes to her workplace everyday without a fail.

Warnings: curse words for the most part from what i can remember. if im missing something i'll definitely add it as the story progresses ! idk unfunny me at times <//3

Genre: Smau, crack, strangers to lovers, a very oblivious reader <//3

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[annaofthenorthernlights]

Feel and reason

Fanfiction, Frozen modern AU

Pairing: Kristoff / Anna

Rating: T (for some rough language, for now...)

Word counting: 2318

This is fluff.... funny fluff...

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@loonysama @hiptoff Thanks to Sam and Azu! For sharing your thoughts on this fic with me! That makes it so much more special!

Chapter 1

Summary: Anna basically only wanted to contact her sister Elsa…

Anna scrolled through her mobile for her sister´s contact, oh here….

A: Hey sis, can´t talk right now… I´m so fed up! Shit, shit, shit! Hans is such an asshole. To burn in hell! You were right! You were right and I admit it – he is a skunk! A stinking skunk! He cheated on me! Can you believe it? Shit! With his secretary. Charlene. A long legged, model type, super skinny and look at me how skinny I am and sexy oh so sexy bitch type……………. Shit, sis! I saw them! In our bed! Our bed!!! Seriously, I feel so stupid, so dam stupid!!!! Oh, and I wish him a disease a bad one! 👿 I want to get drunk…. Right now… but not alone…. But you hate drunk… So…. I was wondering…. Would you mind coming over, so I don´t get drunk???? But maybe we can go down at the bar and have at least one drink? Sorrrrryyyyy I just don´t want to be alone…. Oh, I am at the Royal Court hotel room no 202…. I will lay down now for a while, indulgingly sinking into self-pity hoping you can make it… sorrrry sis…. So sorrrry for driving you out of your house tonight…. 😭

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Kristoff sat on his sofa watching a dull family TV show, rather listlessly, when his mobile buzzed on the living room table. There was a message coming in.

Who was that?

Wait… what was that?

Sis? Shit… Hans the asshole… sexy secretary… redhandedly…

Kristoff straightened from his laid-back position and his eyes flickered over the message of that strange woman, girl, woman? Who was that? And then…

So sorrrry for driving you out of your house tonight…. 😭

Shit! Should he write that she got a wrong number? Who was that and who was that sis? But then if she hadn´t got her sister´s number she might get really upset. And she had written about getting drunk. What if she was so desperate that she might harm herself? Shit…

K: I´m sorry to hear that. Will be there shortly.

About 5 seconds later…

A: Thanks sis – love you! Oh, Elsa, could you please bring me some batteries, mine are down…

Kristoff raised his eyebrows… Batteries?

K: Sure, what sort?

A: AAA 1,5V the big pack pleeeeeassse thhhaaaaaanks ❤️

K: Okay

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Anna had taken a shower, after all, letting herself go was no option, though she had not even packed anything in the haste. Well, maybe she could still go for some late-night shopping with Elsa at the mall.

Anna had just stepped out of the shower, drying herself with the super fluffy bath-towel when she heard a knock on the door. She wrapped the towel around her chest, and the fabric still reached down to her ankles, so it made her nearly stumbling over her own feet on the way to the door.

“Hey El...! Oh, sorry… who are you?”

Kristoff stood with mouth agape.

Gosh, what a pretty woman! No girl, no middle-aged desperate housewife…

“Uhm…”

“Yes?” Anna blinked and grabbed her towel a bit firmer around her body, feeling somewhat uncomfortable with that big blonde guy – with beautiful brown dog eyes – staring at her.

“I´ve got your batteries.” And he held up a little drugstore bag.

The door shut hard into the frame and the big blonde man stood in the hallway, still holding up the little bag mid-air.

“This is not happening.” Anna stood shock frozen, staring at the closed door.

Where was Elsa?

Anna opened the door again and found this man still standing there, the bag now dangling at his side.

“Okay, what have you done to my sister? I will call the police if you don´t tell me!” She clenched her fist and her chest heaved agitated.

Kristoff held up two submissive hands.

“Nothing! I mean, I don´t know your sister, and I don´t even know who you are.”

“What are doing here, then?” Anna squealed.

“You messaged me!”

“Wait, what?” She lowered her fist and stared at the doggy eyes merely flabbergasted.

“You must have saved a wrong number. Your message to sis… reached my mobile.” Kristoff grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket, searched for the message and held it before Anna´s eyes. She took a glance and threw a hand to her mouth and shut the door just as strongly as before, leaving a dumbfounded man outside in the hallway, again.

“Shit shit shit… what was that?” She hurried to the bed, threw off the towel and put on her clothes within a few seconds, hoping the man was gone. But he wasn´t, because when she opened the door, he still stood there. Was he glued to the carpet?

“Uhm…” Anna bit her lips and put a hairstrand behind her ear. “I´m sorry, but I don´t get it. Why did you receive my message?”

Kristoff grimaced and he blinked at the beauty standing before him.

Those freckles, those blue eyes – how blue were they? – and those impressive red locks. That Hans must seriously be such a blind asshole…

“Uhm, I guess you must have a mistaken number saved. Don´t you have another number of your sister?”

Anna shook her head and then gasped. “Oh, now I know what must have happened! She changed the number a few days ago and called me on the office phone. I wrote it down and must have gotten it wrong. Shit.”

“Well then, you could check on your incoming calls back in your office then?”

“No, I can´t…”

“Why?”

“Because I just quit my job by screaming at Hans… Oh… you know….” Anna pointed to the mobile that Kristoff still held in his hand, “the guy that I mentioned…”

“I know. The asshole.”

Anna giggled nervously and then covered her face with her hands. That was too embarrassing. But then, this man didn´t seem to find her crazy or the like. She peered through two fingers and found him crooking his head, glancing kindly at her.

Anna lowered her hands and hunched her shoulders, gnawing on her lips. Kristoff cleared his throat and looked at his mobile and then at Anna.

“I´m not your sister… But would you still care to have a drink at the bar?”

Anna chuckled and then pointed her index finger at him.

“One drink! If you get me a second one, I know you´re up to something and I will then call the police!”

Kristoff chuckled in return and held up his hands submissively.

“Don´t worry. I´m not much into alcohol myself. Oh, here, your batteries.”

He held out the little bag for her, again.

“Oh goodness. You got them for me?”

“Well, it sounded urgent, so…”

“Thanks, what do I owe you?” Anna took the bag and Kristoff thought she looked like blushing… but why?

“Oh, I can´t remember. I bought other things, too. So, forget about it.”

“Okay, the drinks go on me!”

Anna threw the baggy on the bed, grabbed her purse, and shut the door behind her this time.

***

Next morning….

Anna woke to the sunrays tickling her nose. She felt surprisingly relaxed and happy, stretching out on the big hotel bed, and trying to focus on what had happened last night… Oh right. That jerk!

She bolted upright in bed, grabbed her mobile to call Elsa! She desperately needed to talk to her sister, and startled when there was a male voice on the other end…

“Hi, Anna.”

“Shit!”

“Yeah, nice to hear you, too.”

“Oh. No! I´m sorry. Kristoff…? I, uhm… I forgot. Oh, this is so embarrassing. I forgot to change the number to your name, I mean the name of your number to your name…. Oh, fuck.”

“Sorry, that I´m such a trouble to your phone habits…”

“No. I´m sorry. I mean. You´re certainly no trouble.” Anna sat hunched now against the bed headrest and pulled up her legs to huddle herself up.

“How are you?” Kristoff sounded concerned.

He´s so nice…

“Oh, thanks, good actually. Yes, good.” Surprisingly, Anna really felt good. But then she remembered that she had basically just told Kristoff off before.

“Oh, Kristoff, I´m sorry for waking you that early.”

He laughed and then Anna heard some weird background sounds. Where was he?

“Don´t worry, you haven´t woken me. I´m up since 6 o´clock and right at work.”

“Gosh, I´m sorry for interrupting your work. What time is it? Anna tried to make out the time on the radio clock across the room, but Kristoff was faster than her.”

“It´s 10:30, a.m. to be precise.”

“Oh… you must think of me as very lazy.”

“No. You had a hard time yesterday… so, you´re excused.”

“Hey! Thanks for last night. That was really nice.”

“You´re welcome.”

“Was I very boring or psychotic?”

“No. Just upset first, then you got a bit tipsy, given the one drink you had. And then, you got tired, and I saw you to bed.”

“You brought me to my room, and I can´t remember?”

“Apparently.”

“Shit. Did I say something embarrassing, or worse do something pathetic? Please, be honest! Because if I was, I will delete your number and make sure to never see you again.”

Kristoff chuckled, apparently somebody must have asked him something because he said something about that timber pile on the other side of the building area. Shit, he was at work and she brabbled all nonsense…

“Don´t worry, Anna. You didn´t do any such thing.”

“But didn´t I even say a word to you? How rude!” She frowned about herself.

“Well, actually you did say something.”

“What?”

Why would her heart start be racing like that now…?

“You thanked me again for the batteries that still laid on your bed.”

“Oh. That´s all?”

“Well, I asked what they were for, and you said they were for your epilator.”

“Ohhh… Yes, of course. Well, thank you indeed. I really hate running around with hairy legs…”

“No problem. It´s November anyway, so who cares.”

“Some nice man might… in case I land in bed with him?”

Anna, you´re so stupid…. He will think you´re a slut…

“Lucky the man of your choice!”

“Hahaha….”

“Okay Anna, I should be going.”

“Oh yeah, of course.”

“Say, in case your sister does not call soon. Uhm… should you need any help with anything. I don´t know, getting some stuff from your office or home… I can come around if you like.”

“Oh, that´s so kind of you. I might get back to you on that.”

“Okay then. And what will you do today?”

Anna sighed and hugged her knees, resting her chin on them.

“I will try to find another job.”

“Right. Good luck then. Let me know how it went, yes?”

“If you like. Thanks, I will!”

“Okay then, have a great day, Anna.”

“You, too, Kristoff.”

---

Late afternoon…

A: Hi Kristoff. Sorry for bothering you. Uhm… I just wanted to let you know, I got invited for an interview right tomorrow. Can´t still believe it.

About 2 minutes later…

K: Wow! Congrats! Excited?

A: Uhm, yes!

K: 😊

A: Uhm… Elsa has not called yet and I don´t want to bother her at home. Have you any plans tonight…?

Oh no, Anna, don´t do that. He´ll think you´re a lonely heart desperately to hook up a guy just not to be alone… Well, I am a lonely heart and I hate being alone. Besides, he´s so nice and good looking. Well, no, he´s dam good looking, and more than that he´s more than kind… Kristoff is, he is… dam, what is he…? He´s … super nice and … I feel so good around him… Shit, it was only one drink, Anna! Get yourself together!

K: No plans. Are you still at the hotel?

A: Uhm… yeah.

And then, Anna´s mobile rang. Oh, he was calling now. And Anna answered in surprise.

“Oh, hello? You don´t like typing I guess?” She giggled.

“Yeah, sort of. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer talking in person.”

“Hm, yes, that´s true.” Anna said quietly.

“Hey, listen. There´s a nice Italian restaurant down the road. Like to go out for a casual nice dinner?”

Now, Anna got all giddy.

Oh wow! No, that´s no date! It´s just a casual nice dinner… He´s just being nice… Shit, what if this is meant to be a date? Should I ask?

“Oh, sounds nice. And maybe it´s better for me not to show up at the bar again…”

Kristoff chuckled warmly on the other end.

Oh, she had no idea of how lovely she was and how genuinely upright and fair. But don´t read to much into her acting. She´s simply nice and grateful. But Anna is so… so… pretty and adorable… shit… she´s awesome!

“You have no reason to worry about that.”

“Okay what time?”

“Shall I pick you up at 7 o´clock?”

“Yeah, great. I´ll be in the lobby.”

“Okay then. Oh, anything I can bring you from the store again?”

He sounded so carefree, and Anna liked how at ease they were with each other, so she carelessly blurted out…

“Oh no! Thanks! I mean you already brought the batteries for my vibr…” And she gasped, clenched her hand to her mouth in embarrassment. And there was only silence on the other end for the moment…

“Shit, I didn´t say that did I?” She yelped.

She could hear some throat clearing and then a slight chuckle.

“Yes, you did… And uhm, well… don´t worry about that. After all, an epilator sounds about the same, I guess, right?”

Anna giggled simply puzzled, and relieved for such serenity.

“Okay,” she continued still rather timidly, “I understand if you don´t want to go out with me anymore. I am a crazy chic with tendency to drama.”

“Anna… see you at 7 o´clock, okay?” His voice was so warm.

“Okay…”

And Anna melted down into the pillows…

[cosmicxxxlight]

all of the mun emoji questions~ ;)

Challenge accepted.

😰 - what is one character you desperately want your muse to interact with

I don’t care if I’ve already answered this, there is another character would love to write with.

On my LOZ blog I'd really like to have Zelda interact with King Rhoam. I hate her dad so much, he was really awful to her, i understand you want to protect your kingdom but that does not mean entirely cold shoulder your daughter who needs emotional support really bad, he was a single struggling dad but that does not justify that---- i have a whole essay about this.... but that's besides the point. I do though always love some angst. Have found a blog for them but they are no longer active, dammit i was so close.

😍 - what is your favorite character you’ve rolplayed as in the past

SUPERNATRUAL LUCIFER!!!!!!  Mark Pellegrino’s version. 

😦 - what has been your worst roleplay experience?

I'm not going to get into specifics but it involves toxic drama and bullying.

😑- what is one character you refuse to roleplay as and why?

Lord Ghirahim from Skyward sword, or so that's what he calls himself because he is so creepy, he licked Link's ear causing him to flinch away just ' DUDE WTF' and a narcissist. Though i do like his theme song though.

I also like how he is Link’s constant foe  not just sitting back behind a line of henchmen, he was out there getting shit done himself.  He has a pet which is basically a  demonic fire spider and that bosses theme is pretty epic and the ‘ this is your doom’ vibe is A+++     👌👌👌👌 perfect. 

What he says to Link before introducing his pet is kind of funny. 

“   Oh, it’s you. Let me see.... no that’s not it. This is so very embarrassing, but i seem to be at a loss for your name   Not that it matters, really. To tell you the truth, I’m feeling a bit frustrated  and right now   and just need somebody to vent to.    I heard my  underlings had finally captured the spirt maiden, so i rushed over what can i say?  i was excited.  Flustered, even but what did i find when i arrived?  that agent of the goddess she had once again, you see what I’m trying to say is THAT GODDESS SERVING DOG ESCAPED WITH THE GIRL!  i must have the spirit maiden in order to resurrect my master!  I MUST HAVE HER  .... I got a little carried away there didn’t i?  i don’t deal well with the complications to plans I’ve laid out so carefully.  It’s a character flaw of mine  Ah, but something good can still come from this day!  I had bottled up all of this anger smoldering inside of me, and now i can release it.   There is somebody special  i want you to meet . Oh! don’t be shy, i need to vent all of this unhealthy anger and your agony is such a great stress reliever. It won’t take more than a few moments  with my friend before you’re charred to a satisfying crisp.  And let me tell you that will put a spring in my step!”  He is a creepy, sadistic narcissist, i don’t like them but i admit he is one of the best villains in LOZ.  

😙 - what was the first character you ever role played as?

Supernatrual Lucifer.

😤 - what is your role play related pet peeve?

When people just constantly badger you in a sort of passive aggressive way, clearly they want a reply in 0.5 minutes but they are acting like they don't.

😇 - do you consider yourself a good roleplayer?

Hell yeah.

👿 - do you consider yourself a bad roleplayer?

Nope. I'm pretty damn confident about my writing. 

😫 - do you prefer fluff, angst, or smut?

Fluff and angst but no thank you to smut. I'm okay with kissing and all but pants coming off is where i draw the line. I have nothing against smut it's just both my angel muses and my LOZ muses are just not exactly cut out for that sort of thing.

I have tried it before and my favorite experience is when i wrote with on an old blog of mine with Micheal and one time they got really into it and oops incinerated their partner and than another time smashed their partner on accident while doing it like a rock.

😨 - how many roleplay blogs have you had active at once?

I have two blogs but my LOZ blog has been most active but i am trying to slowly make a come back to here and wake my muses up from their 100 year nap--- heh that's a breath of the wild inside joke.

😘 - what characters are you currently writing?

On my angel blog, I'm trying to wake up Micheal at the moment, i have my archangel Revali's little adopted child Leo [ basically the immortalized version of Botw Rev]

On my Legend of Zelda blog i have Link, Zelda and Revali and Mipha and Link's little sister Aryll.

😴 - have you ever given up on a blog and regretted it?

When i deactivated downwillow i sort of regretted it at first but got over it. I did because i had some friend drama on there but despite this there was memories on there that i still felt sentimental about it.