#NO SIR

[alreadybraindead]

Mermaid boys

[rubberchickenarmy123]

Y'know what? I like yall. Have a picture of each of my dogs. :3

[alessiasfreckles]

yasmin is amazing and y'all anons ain't got no chance

we gonna have cute ass mf'in babies together and be the cutest married couple ever

[thefoxinyourforest]

No thoughts, only bad back Afab!reader and undeniable breeding kink Yandere husband. Nono hold on here me out here getting into an argument when he said he wanted to start and family, and you’re immediately defensive like “I already have a shit back, it’s sore after laying down on the bed for two seconds, now imagine me swollen ass belly complaining about it every two seconds cause a living thing inside me is breaking my back, not to mention my tits getting sore because they’re producing goddamn milk.” And the husbands all like, yeah mhm. And you’re like “you didn’t hear anything i just said beside swollen belly and My tits producing, did you?’ ”mhm.” ”you’re hard right now aren’t you?” ”mhm.” ”ffs.” (no i didn’t base this off of me and my sore back, what are you on about?)

[beforethemonsterscaughtup]

i absolutely did NOT just use my hairdryer to thaw my minced meat

[dumbcoconut5318008]

I got some boys boxer briefs and honestly I feel so gender

[sassypeiceofshit]

goodbye me and my brother + father just had a debate on what a can is and if the cynlinder on one of our tables was a can or not

[vaspider]

If your first instinct is to respond to someone talking about how people are conflating Zionism and Judaism in dangerous ways with 'why am I seeing Zionism on my dash,' you are part of the fucking problem, asshole.

My old shul just finished installing concrete blockades around the playground just in case someone decides to try to drive a truck across the playground while the kids are out there. Every synagogue I know has added more guards, more security. There was a car crash tonight outside a synagogue a friend of mine attends, and for a second when everybody could see one of the cars veering off the road toward the synagogue, the thought went through their head, essentially, oh, it's starting.

And the fact that posts like this, posts made by people who are tired and scared because they're being held to account for the actions of a country halfway around the world, over which they have no control whatsoever, posts of people saying 'please fucking listen to us,' are literally being held up as evidence that we're Bad Evil Zionists who should be purged? That's a fucking problem.

Since 2016, 2017 -- basically since I became Jewish -- I have made it a policy never to talk about I/P online because I don't actually think it's productive, and I have more productive shit I can be doing. The fact that I don't talk about it has been held up as ironclad proof of my opinions.

Think about that. The fact that I said 'I will not tell you what my opinion is because I think the way this is handled online isn't productive' seven years ago is held up as absolute proof of what I think now, and that those opinions are the somehow magically opinions that people who already think I'm a piece of shit want me to have so they have more reasons to say 'yeah, spider sucks.'

I didn't even have the same pronouns seven years ago. I lived 3000 miles away from where I live now. I own a company. I have two wives. But you're right, I must think the exact same thing about this thing that lets you hate me without thinking, 'am I the baddie?'

It's so fucking transparent. Zionist is now just "Jew I don't like," and Zionism is "any act Jews take which makes them visible in ways that don't involve groveling or dying." It's fucking pathetic. If you have spoken to a Zionist, you're a Zionist. If you have ever expressed any opinion about Israel that isn't 'it and all Israelis should be of course set on fire,' you're a Zionist. If you express no opinions at all about Israel, you're a Zionist. If someone already doesn't like you for whatever reason, they'll decide you're a fucking Zionist, and then that's all they need. Nobody ever questions it when they're told a Jew online is a Dirty, Evil, Zionist, and if you say you're not, actually, then you're a Lying, Dirty, Evil, Zionist.

Like, could y'all be any more transparent?

[mad-c1oud]

deliriously sick rn waxing poetic in my tumblr drafts about a cough

[bladesalvation]

"Why do we waste breath on this egomaniacal, unimpressive, frankly flaccid excuse of a man whose respect and adoration had to be earned with brain worms? Surely there is a better man in power to fantasize about."

[soleillunne]

[fedoracore]

The Kingston Beat - No Sir (2011)

[bionic-penis]

Oo the urge to post one violently horny thought then leave this bitch forever

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi! How's it going? Just wanted to know how you are, and to tell you there'll be a new "Planet of the Apes" movie, coming out on May 10th, at least where I'm at. Have a nice day!! <3

Hi anon! It's going pretty good for me actually, thanks for asking ^-^ I'm in a bit of a busy time at work atm which amounts to a lot of "hurry up and wait" which isn't like. ideal on the anxiety front but we're pushing through like brave little soldiers u.u It simply motivates me to absolutely drown myself in fic-writing and reading once I get home

And oooooh okay I'm intrigued 👀 I might need to see if my Ape Party wants to get together to watch the next movie

(though if I'm being honest I haven't watched the 2nd and 3rd of the reboot series, I fell asleep at that point of the marathon... whoops... but I'm here for some more apes, even if I do believe in OG series supremacy >:3c)