I’m really sorry the drabbles are so slow…they’re taking more time than I thought and I also got caught up at work today. I hope those who requested are alright with waiting…sorry. I promise I’m working hard to get them done!
you know that video series where celebrities read mean tweets about them? imagine if gojo was on that.
"satoru gojo acts like a huge dick, but he probably has a small penis." gojo glances up from his phone and stares directly into the camera, biting his lip to suppress his smile. "wrong, and wrong. i'm a sweetheart and i have a huge dick." he pauses and winks, adding, "my girlfriend can vouch for me."
so my brother died on my birthday two years ago. and for this past birthday (which was six weeks ago) my dad paid for me to go to new york city to visit some friends. i flew in yesterday and had been in the city all of 14 hours before my dad’s wife called me and said “hey, he had a massive heart attack and died a few hours ago.”
and as i was waiting at jfk for my flight back home to alabama, i received an email letting me know one of my etsy items had shipped. see, i’d bought some new bumper stickers for my subaru a few days ago.
Aaaaghh Ally motioning for Brennan to hand them a stress token saying “No. No I need to do better than that.” Like. Kristen saying no I need to do better than that for Cassandra. She deserves better than that. Ugh my heart I’m proud of her.