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mysanityleaving Β· 2 years
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Boba in the corner: πŸ₯ΊπŸ’”
#Mannec I'm crying πŸ’€ More like Manic πŸ˜…
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steampunkedemon Β· 1 year
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idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.
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hi-i-just Β· 25 days
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Zack is so fun as a character bc when it comes to his relationships, whether the nature is romantic or platonic it still works. The chemistry is so fire, the feelings of love and care are sincere. Zack loves the people in his life, the people loves him back. Whether they're similar to him in personality or complete opposites β€” it still hits off. Zack and Aerith? The OG, first love forreal. Zack and Cloud? The loyalty, the dedication. Zack and Cissnei? Genuine appreciation and trust. Zack and Sephiroth? Treated each other like actual people. Zack and Tseng? The extra mile, the exception. You genuinely can't lose when it comes to shipping with this guy
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hauntingblue Β· 2 months
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chopper has become catholic
#poor chopper :((( also sanji hutting soldiers with zoro lmao#how is chopper soloing perospero AND queen??? wtf someone help him???#nvm sanji is here.... queen taking all the arrows cause sanji applied a tangential force to his neck ahdjahskajskq#helicopter helicopter..... 🚁 🚁 🚁#sanji you tell em.... luffy will rise jusg like jesus christ once again. gum gum amen.#zoro bandaged as a cross represents his unwavering faith in luffy. sanji carrying the cross represents how strong his faith in luffy is.#oh jesus kinemon...... yamato come back...... yamato.......#kinemon you ate this child's father now..... konemon get up!!!! KINEMON!!!!#kinemon dead kiku dead and momo hears luffys voice... he will come back omg of course πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί i might have shed a tear.... but god...#i am more defeated than anything.... luffy won't die but kiku.... kinemon.... damn....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1036#YAMATOOO!!! YAMATOOO!!!!! momo to the sea too??... jesus.....#ZEUS SOUL HAS MERGED WITH THE CLIMA TACT????#big mom and kid just yapping..... get to the fighting!!! law joined in!!! another yapper....#toko....... where is hiyori....#ULTI AGAIN???? ZEUS ATTACK!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!! END HER NAMI!!!!!#they found luffy <3 YAMATO GET KAIDO!!!! well get momo....#episode 1037#who designed the heart pirates submarine.... [DEATH]πŸ’€πŸ˜πŸ’€ [DEATH]#luffy is above water and so is momo..... oof.#nami's face naming zeus ajdhssjsbshs ooooh nami's bolts now have redirects akdhakajak YEAAHHH!!!!#tama what a powerhouse heehee#oh yamato..............#episode 1038#hamlet just beating up all his own soldiers...#the snake one too.... also his animal is so funny.... the snake makes both of his legs and also a cunty accessory....#usopp ajdjahjsajaj sanji will save his babygirl... i know it.... YEAAHHH!!!!#CHOPPER TURNED EVEN SMALLER AKDHAKEJSK
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idiosyncraticrednebula Β· 1 month
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I love Naveen as both a character and a fictional crush, respectively, but I find his fandom to be quite... insufferable.
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bravest Β· 2 months
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thinking about the way that lingering after her leap of faith , kneeling with her hand outstretched for mono , was more of a reflexive impulse than a conscious choice . dimly six had recognised that she needed to catch her friend and help him , the way she had countless times before this . he'd jumped , and her hand had curled tightly around his . starved fingers snug and secure around his .
her heart was pounding so hard , it seemed to be physically hurting her chest . there was a dull ache burning there anyway - one that was burning more powerfully with every passing second . six's breaths were leaving her in short , sharp pants as she kneeled at the edge of this tremendous drop , gazing at the ground , unable to meet mono's gaze for a tremulous minute .
her music box . her recollection is hazy , the memories are not entirely clear . but she remembers the way mono brought down the hammer on it so brutally . the way it's comforting tune warbled brokenly , and finally stopped short altogether as the metal buckled under his weapon's impact .
every strike against it had wracked her with agony . unbeknownst to her , it had broken a beautiful spell ... a gentle trance that had finally pulled her out of this wretched world and allowed her to know comfort again , however false it might have been .
it could have been so perfect . he could have stayed with her . she wanted him to hear the gentle chimes too . there's another memory of moving closer to him when he arrived , joy surging through her at the familiar call of his voice . a recollection of showing him her treasured silver trinket , trusting him . they could have been safe there . they could have been happy . why did he ruin it ?
how could he smash it to pieces even as she had screamed for him to stop it !
her grasp had inadvertently loosened and her expression had contorted with hatred as she stewed on all that had unfolded . the little cry that mono let out shook her from the miserable flashback , and she musters the will to meet his eye at long last .
he has the audacity to look hopeful , beneath his anxiety . then - to look progressively confused . like he doesn't know what he did to her . blood boiling , eyes frenzied , a lump in her throat rapidly forming , she'd let her gaze bore into him .
his voice sounds faraway as he scrapes out a shaky plea . his fingernails are cutting stark red crescents into her hand as he desperately clutches her . it hurts . he hurts .
he's always been the one that hurts . there's no more bag to hide behind , and ... he looks just like ... !
revulsion . hate . terror . betrayal . heartbreak . the movement had to be swift and decisive - a girl hell bent on surviving this , on putting as much distance between herself and this boy as possible . she wrenched her hand free from his grip , shook him off . let him plummet .
then she rose to her feet , ignoring his deafening scream .
six dusted herself off , took a shaky breath as she turned on her heel . and she left him to his fate . didn't so much as glance back . hot , angry , miserable tears pricked at her eyes . she blinked them away .
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snoppy Β· 1 year
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I'm sorry but I think its good that tom is saying stuff that makes you all uncomfortable. I think everyone is a little too willing to make him the hurt innocent underdog
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nspolaris Β· 28 days
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read the sunshine court and have never been more impatient in needing a second book my god
#tsc#tsc spoilers#tagging bc im talking in the tags but holy fuck im ngl i came into the book as a jerejean shipper but now im shipping him with EVERYONE#him and renee were so sweet god i cant#him taking her photo and thinking about rainbows 😭#but also excited for my man Jeremy bc he's got layersTM like an onion#need to know why he doesn't like his family and if he ever confides in Jean to convince Jean to confide in him#but also them oggling each other was hilarious#jean said his name once and had jeremy kicking his feet and twirling his hear#jean's braim shutting off whenever jeremy is shirtless avdhdj#need them to get together but i love Jean and his story and im so glad i reread aftg before reading this book#obsessed with jerejean as individuals and i love how much Jean appreciates the othrler Trojans#GAAAAH#also heart was in my ass when Grayson attacked Jean and thank god my boy neil sent out a hit on that fucker#also people realizing neil looks insane to other people like um yes...literally everytime he opens his mouth even in his POV#he says some scary shit bro πŸ’€#adding more tags bc i forgot to talk about kevin but i also can't get over their angst its just so good#their time together at evermore and jean teaching him french only for it to be the used against him by accident#they're too fucked up to ever really be friends again but they've both got their own support systems now#thinking about them meeting to do the interview ... chewing on glass#i have to go ravage ao3 now
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wisdom-walks-alone Β· 4 months
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im so serious some t*m drake stans are so misogynistic when it comes to stephanie brown I'm not even kidding holy shit
#jay speaks#sorry. its the truth#turn tim into the victim all you want to appease your projected victim complex can we at least leave steph alone tho#like. woooooooow#ur poor little helpless little white queer boy. and the toxic abusive ex girlfriend of his. good riddance amirite#im sorry guys i cannot do this anymore. i am at my limit#some peoples attitudes towards steph are just soooooo misogynistic its insane#all to uphold and make a white (only recently confirmed) queer boy look better by comparison. what a breakthru guys ur geniuses#never before seen im in awe#i say all of this as someone who likes tim too btw. he is literally one od my faves#he is higher on my list than steph is. but like. come on guys#are we just going to forget about how much of a garbage boyfriend tim was to steph#or how badly he treated her even when they weren't dating πŸ’€ hello#did we read the same comics. i won't say steph was perfect but like tim was an asshole lol#she was a teenaged girl and im afraid that was mostly her biggest offense. tim was a little misogynist god love him#both were young and stupid and teenagers. w/e. don't act like steph was the sole bad actor tho even in recent comics#sorry tim wasn't written to be as much of a victim as u would have liked#tag rant#no actually. gotta add. don't we just love putting down a woman to uplift the treasured mlm ship#and make it seem better. like the better option. isnt it fun to do that right#banging my head against the wall im so done with this
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princekirijo Β· 10 months
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Oh yeah because I love Pokemon AUs I was thinking about what partner Pokemon Riku would have and as much as I wanna give him like Charizard or Garchomp (I think he'd have a Garchomp but it wouldn't be his partner), the best partner for him is Urshifu, Rapid Strike Style specifically.
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yueebby Β· 8 months
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Dying thinking about gojo literally pinning and hardcore simping for reader, literally showering reader in praise, flattery and gifts because he no longer gives a damn about hiding his feelings, almost proposing to reader whenever he can and reader's just... completely clueless about itπŸ’€ and she thinks it's just gojo being friendly. Poor man would be absolutely devastated when he goes one day "[name] i'm in love with you" and she just goes "me too, i love all my friends!" πŸ’€
she loves me, she loves me not! β€” gojo satoru x fem!reader
contents. fluff, lovesick!gojo (what’s new), highschool!gojo, he’s pathetic but in love your honor, oblivious!reader, ooc gojo i got carried away soz
notes. anon, when i first read your ask i literally started giggling and kicking my feet. that. is. so. gojo coded.
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β€œplease reject gojo and put him out of his misery,” utahime implored, taking hold of both of your hands. you think she’s asking, no, begging you to. beside her, shoko nods vigorously.Β 
β€œbut why?” you furrow your eyebrows, perplexed by their sudden request. β€œi can’t reject someone who doesn’t like me.”
shoko giggles at your comment. her laughter only wanes when she notices the dead serious look on your face. β€œ... you seriously have no idea what we’re talking about?”
β€œnot really,” you shrug, criss-crossing your legs to find some comfort on the hard wooden floor in shoko’s small dorm. it was late, past midnight, and the three of you had a shared mission tomorrow, but for some reason your two friends managed to rope you into their drinking circle.
utahime and shoko exchanged a significant glance, their unspoken communication raising your curiosity. utahime takes a long sip of her beer.Β 
β€œhopeless. they’re both hopeless,” your short haired brunette friend lamented, pinching her nose bridge. it leaves a faint pink mark.
intrigued, you lean in closer towards the two, β€œcare to elaborate?”
β€œyou’ve never once questioned satoru’s borderline inappropriate behavior?” shoko asks you earnestly. you ponder for a moment, trying to recall any moments in the two years you’ve known the snow-haired boy.
β€œsatoru is satoru…” you mumble, shaking your head in denial.Β 
utahime’s eyes bug comically. she slams her can of beer harshly on the ground. you wince at the loud noise of the metallic can hitting the floor.
β€œyou’re kidding. even i can see through that jerk!” utahime’s black pigtails sway wildly.Β 
β€œ[name], how about what happened in shinjuku last week on our day off?” shoko quietly reminds you of last weekend when the two of you along with satoru and suguru decided to empty your pockets in one of tokyo’s largest entertainment wards.Β 
utahime’s head whips back and forth from her best friend to you, β€œeh? what happened?!”
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from behind the dressing room curtain, you voiced your concerns, β€œshoko, i don't think we can afford designer clothes on our student budget.” the cream-colored silk dress you wore clung to your body, its price tag undoubtedly surpassing a year's worth of your student earnings.
β€œdon’t worry your pretty little head about it,” shoko’s voice carried a knowing smile. β€œjust come out and show me the dress!” you think satoru’s carefree attitude is rubbing off on her.
with a nervous sigh, you emerged from the dressing room. the dress fit like a glove, accentuating your body in just the right places.
bright flashes from shoko's phone startled you, and she chuckled deviously while rapidly typing. she tossed her phone onto a luxurious cushion, and you couldn't help but feel a sense of exposure.
β€œyou look so sexy. even better than the model.” she gives you two thumbs up, eyes roaming your figure. you feel flushed at her praise.
β€œas flattered as i am, there’s no way i can afford this,” you look down at the dress, lips downturned. β€œi’d be in debt for life.”
β€œno need to worry,” shoko winked, leaving you confused. given that her income was similar to yours, it didn't make sense for her to be able to even dream of shopping designer.
a soft thud interrupted your conversation. you turn around to see a blue lollipop rolling on the expensive carpeting of the store.
β€œsuguru, are my eyes deceiving me or is that an angel?”  satoru's mouth is wide open as he shamelessly checks you out. he takes one of his hands and places it over his heart, gripping the fabric of his white shirt. the windbreaker he is wearing rustles at his dramatic movement.
β€œi think… i’m experiencing a heart attack! shoko help!” he kneels in the middle of the store dramatically. shoko shares an unamused look with suguru. the pair nod before simultaneously kicking satoru.
during all of the commotion, you stand awkwardly in the million yen dress.Β 
β€œsatoru, are you okay?” you watch him take the two blows from your friends, concern evident in your voice. he grunts softly before gently taking ahold of your hand.
β€œno,” he croaks with a playful glint in his eye. β€œi’m wounded and there’s only one way to fix it.”
you look at him, your gaze heavy with concern.
β€œi’m afraid you’ll have to kiss me for the pain to go away.” he added, blinking at you expectantly with his blue eyes.
Β you lightly shove him away from you. β€œyou’re an idiot.” satoru laughs loudly.
β€œthat’s what love does to a man.”
β€œyeah, yeah. i’m going to change out of this dress, don’t get into any more trouble while i’m gone.” 
Β satoru’s grip on your hand strengthens, halting your actions.
β€œhow much?”
β€œexcuse me?”
β€œthe dress. how much for it?” he stands up to his full height, reminding you of the obvious height difference between the two of you.Β 
you're at loss for words. gojo was crazy, but definitely not crazy enough to spend a million yen on a silly dress.
shoko happily chimes into the conversation. β€œone million yen. it’ll be two million yen with the rest of my purchases though!” 
suguru’s calm demeanor is replaced with shock. the black haired male’s jaw drops, β€œtwo million– satoru, you’re seriously notΒ thinking about–”
β€œhah? who said i’m paying for your stuff?” gojo makes an ugly face at shoko.
she raises her hands innocently, β€œit’s not my fault the dresses come in a set. if you want to see your beloved [name] in that dress you’ll have to pay for mine as well.”
you watch shoko and satoru engage into a silent argument. the tension in the fitting room section is so thick, you think it’ll take a special grade weapon to slice through it.
trying to alleviate the mood you tell gojo, β€œsatoru, you really don’t have to–”
β€œi’m buying you that dress.” 
β€œo-okay.” 
half an hour later, satoru happily strolls out of the store with an arm around your shoulder like he’d just won the lottery.
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perhaps gojo is just naturally flirty, you had tried to reason to shoko and utahime.
it’s been a week since the eye-opening conversation with the two and you’ve found yourself on cleaning duty with said snow-haired boy. it was a miracle that satoru even showed up. he had a tendency to skip his turns, often resulting in a long lecture from yaga.
as the two of you worked silently in the empty classroom, you couldn't help but admire the setting sun. its golden rays painted the sky with hues of pink and orange, casting a warm glow over everything. unknowingly, while you gazed at the sky, gojo's gaze was firmly fixed on you.
breaking the silence, he asked, "have you ever thought about getting married?"
his question caught you off guard, causing you to momentarily pause from wiping the windows.
β€œnot really,” you replied, biting your lip gently. β€œunless my family decides to arrange a marriage. you know how unforgiving the world of jujutsu sorcery is.”
gojo's grip on the broom tightened, his eyes locking onto yours with a newfound intensity.
"we should get married y'know," he blurted out.
the piece of cloth you were using slipped from your hand in shock. surely, he couldn't mean what he was saying. after all, the two of you were only second years.
β€œwhat?”
β€œi’m saying i think i’m in love with you.”
β€œoh.” 
silence engulfs the room once more before a soft giggle escapes your lips.
satoru can only watch, entranced.
β€œthat’s good to hear! i love you too– and suguru and shoko! perhaps the four of us should all just get married.” you chuckle into your hand.
satoru can't help but stare at your hand in envy. perhaps if he were the palm of your hand, he’d be able to feel the touch of your lips.
but he couldn’t. he was cursed as a man with an overpowered innate technique, and despite it all he couldn’t even gain the one thing he desired. gojo satoru watched you, eyes filled with a mixture of longing and defeat.
his devastation does not go unnoticed by you.
you were under the impression that he was grumpy because yaga had forced him into cleaning with you.
"cheer up, satoru! if we finish early enough," you continue, your tone highspirited, "we can go to the new crepe shop that opened last week. my treat!" you winked, and that immediately caught his attention.
β€œlike a date?” his eyes sparkled with hope.
you shrug, a smile on your face. β€œi suppose if you look at it from a certain perspective…”
β€œgreat, it’s a date!” 
good things come to those who wait, satoru thinks, humming happily as he starts to sweep the room at an inhumane pace.
maybe in ten years time the two of you will be happily married with eight kids, he smiles to himself.
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rosyblooom Β· 24 days
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not so perfect strangers | ln4 smau
PAIRING: lando norris x private fem!reader SUMMARY: after getting completely splashed by a passing car, y/n throws all 'stranger danger' warnings out the window and hitches a ride home.
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[ caption: OMFG THIS CAR JUST SPLASHED ME NOW I'M SOAKED😭😭😭 couldn't even see the driver ughh ]
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[ caption: it's been almost 1 hr and i still look like a wet ratπŸ™ƒ soo guess who's hitching a ride? (if i don't update within 2 hrs CALL THE POLICE PLS) ]
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[ caption: no need to worry anymore, your girl made it back homeπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ ]
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yourusername "stranger danger" but not this one !! πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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yourfriend girl what- is this who I think it is???
yourusername 🀭🀭
yourbestfriend UHM DINNER TOOO????
yourusername messaging u rn girlyπŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
landonorris Again soon?πŸ‘€
yourusername again tmrw? landonorris Again tomorrow. yourbestfriend what. the. fuck.
yourfriend pretty girl <33
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[ caption: Day 2 ]
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[ caption 1: mixing friend groups >>> ] [ caption 2: another day, another slay πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ ]
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[ caption 1: lol ] [ caption 2: bye ]
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[ caption 1: this is awkward ahaha... how about we all just forget about my silly goofy little story FOREVER AGO pretty please😁 ]
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yourbestfriend "he's dead to me"🀑🀑
yourusername pfft tomato tomato right ahaha 😁
yourfriend folding after only 5 days is clown shit lmfao
yourfriend LMAOOO where did all that energy go??
yourusername new phone who disπŸ˜€
yourfriend Y/N STAND TF UP OMFG???
yourusername b-but pretty flowersπŸ₯Ί yourfriend a lost cause I see...
yourfriend I spy with my little eye a whole damn circus!
yourfriend so real tbh
yourusername i knew you'd get me babe πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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f1gossipofficial According to this picture sent to us by a fan in China, it seems Lando Norris has brought Y/N along with him for the upcoming Grand Prix.
The duo has been the subject of rumours and sightings together for a while now. Could this weekend finally mark the debut of a new wag?
They certainly appear close in the photo! πŸ‘€
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username just fell to my knees in walmartπŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈ
username aw that picture is so cuteee i already love them together <33
username i feel like she's stuck up tbh cause i've been requesting to follow her for almost a month now and nothing. like girl you're not that important pleaseπŸ˜’
username uhmm...you're a weirdo username lmaooo how about you go live your life then if she isn't that important whatπŸ’€
username I saw them too!! I asked for a pic with lando and she was super sweet and took it for us :)
username aw that makes me happy to hear username she did the same for me in monaco 🫢
username she gives bad vibes...
username y'all say that about everyone omg stfu
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[ caption 1: entering my lucky charm era hmm?πŸ‘€ ] [ caption 2: AHHH P2 OMFG!!!! SO PROUD OF U LAN ❀️ ❀️ (you're welcome also 😌) ]
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lando.jpg πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³
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username rip lando's single era πŸ˜žπŸ’”
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username day 593 of begging you to make your insta publicπŸ₯Ή username with the way y'all treated Luisa I doubt that will happen username who tf is y'all?🀨
username P2 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
username ik everyone's been hating but I actually like that y/n's super private bc it shows she's with him for the right reasons :)
username right she seems genuine 🫢
username so proud of you lando 🧑🧑
username LAST PIC SHOULD BE MEEE
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planetpiastri Β· 6 months
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pairing: lando norris x fem!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: yn and lando are couple goals around the mclaren garage, but they don't want oscar to feel left out. the problem? oscar would very much like to be left out. notes: school has finally released me from its chokehold so i'm doing my part in filling the winter break void. part 2 of my logan smau is in the works, but in the meantime, here's this<3 enjoy!
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ynusername recent stuff (following my two favorite boys around like a stray puppy)
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mclaren Always a pleasure to have you in the garage! 🧑
landonorris nyoom
ynusername vroom, even
username1 always a good day when yn refers to lando and oscar as her favorite boys
oscarpiastri Thanks for buying me dinner πŸ‘πŸ»
ynusername you're welcome kiddo 🫢 oscarpiastri Please don't call me that
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mclaren pookie #1 and pookie #2 dump (πŸ“Έ - ynusername)
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username2 WHO PUT THE ADMIN UP TO THIS
oscarpiastri Why would you say that
username3 im cackling this had to be yn's idea
landonorris pookie and proud πŸ’ͺ
username4 everyone say thank you yn for taking cute pics of our boys
ynusername you're welcome 😁
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ynusername let! him! cook!!!!!
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username5 oh my god that is so much fire
oscarpiastri Do NOT let him cook I repeat do NOT let him cook
landonorris it was fine you big baby nobody got hurt πŸ™„ oscarpiastri I'd sure hope so??
username6 yn and lando are kind of unhinged together omg
username7 and that's why we love them 😌
mclaren Please bring our driver back to the paddock in one piece! 😬
landonorris all that fire and you were still the hottest thing in the kitchen πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅
ynusername 🀭🀭
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landonorris actually can't think of a better way to spend this life 🀍
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username8 CAPTION IM IN TEARS 😭😭
username9 where's my credit for sending you the video lando
landonorris how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man?? πŸ‘ŠπŸ’ͺ
maxverstappen1 Too sweet
ynusername you're my everything πŸ’Œ
landonorris you ARE everything oscarpiastri And Lando's just Ken landonorris this guy gets it
maxfewtrell Happy for you or whatever
username10 glad to know i'm not the only one crying over that video of lando and yn
georgerussell63 Don't worry I am too alex_albon me too carlossainz55 Me three username11 yo??
username12 help there are so many drivers in the comments πŸ’€
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oscarpiastri Hanging out with Mum and Dad πŸ‘πŸ»
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landonorris she started crying when she saw this btw
oscarpiastri Sorry? landonorris don't be, it's the pregnancy hormones ynusername I AM NOT PREGNANT DELETE THIS BEFORE THE WAG PAGES START POSTING
username13 ok but does oscar need a step-sister i wanna be part of this family
ynusername love u kiddo πŸ₯ΉπŸ§‘
username14 oscar liking this comment oh we've come so far from when he used to tell her to stop calling him that oscarpiastri I've stopped fighting it
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tagging: @sonder-paradise hey girl<3
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request: hiii, could you do a smau similar to β€˜heart eyes’ but with lando and oscar is the suffering third wheel? -from anon
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theyluvkarolina Β· 22 days
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Pook I know this might be extremely detailed, but can I request one where its max and reader but reader and max used to date and now max is with a new girl? But reader is still in love with him? Social media type layout? Sorry if that's like heavily detailed, btw love your Lando x reader (specifically the one with the pizza date thing.)
πˆβ€™π‹π‹ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 π˜πŽπ” ππ‘π„π€πŠ 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 π€π†π€πˆπ
Part One , Part Two `` 𝐆𝐄𝐓 π‡πˆπŒ ππ€π‚πŠ! ``
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Β· . ΰ­¨ΰ­§β­’ΰΉ‹ΰ£­ β­‘ ` ` one day, i will stop falling in love with you. ` ` ⊹ β€§β‚ŠΛš
π’π”πŒπŒπ€π‘π˜ ΰ­¨ΰ­§ Max and Y/N were the best couple on the paddock. Until, things came crashing down after Max says β€œI want to focus on my career” only to find himself with a new girl. And it hurts so much.
π’πŽππ† ΰ­¨ΰ­§ Let You Break My Heart Again - Laufey
ππ€πˆπ‘πˆππ† ΰ­¨ΰ­§ Ex!Max Verstappen x Fem!Reader
π–π€π‘ππˆππ†π’ ΰ­¨ΰ­§ angsty? (I hope it is 😭), potential cheating, unrequited love, max is being a asshole (i promise i still love him @maxtermind)
𝐀/𝐍 ΰ­¨ΰ­§ ahhh tysm for the love! I appreciate it sm! i’m so sorry your request took so long, things have been hectic 😭 also, photos of kelly will be blurred because i won’t be using her as the new gf. I don’t like using current photos of drivers gfs and painting them as the villians in fanfics. i hope you guys understand! I just made up some random girl name for the new gf (Annelise Beringer) lol. enjoy!!
part 2??? 🀭🀭
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y/n.l/n girls night :)
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alexandrasaintmleux 🩷 πŸ‘­
β†’ y/n.l/n βœ”οΈŽ the love of my life πŸ₯Ή β†’ charles_leclerc βœ”οΈŽ that is my girlfriend??? β†’ y/n.l/n βœ”οΈŽ not anymore. my gf, my dog, and my house now leclerc. β†’ charles_leclerc βœ”οΈŽ SINCE WHEN DID YOU TAKE CUSTODY OF MY DOG?? AND WE ARE LETTING YOU SAY HERE FOR FREE??
username1 if there’s a girls night, you know you fucked up.
username2 i hope y/n is okay :(
β†’ username3 i mean, leaving someone after 8 years hurts, i doubt she would recover from this for a while.
username4 stop the girls hanging out to cheer her up πŸ™πŸ™
rebeccadonaldson βœ”οΈŽ we have to do this more often ❀️
β†’ y/n.l/n βœ”οΈŽ as long as it’s not under my circumstances i’m all for it 😩 β†’ username5 Y/N 😭😭 β†’ username6 what in the world did max do to her πŸ’€ β†’ lilymunihe βœ”οΈŽ GIRL. β†’ fransica.cgomes βœ”οΈŽ i think another girls night is in order. β†’ y/n.l/n βœ”οΈŽ @ pierregasly control you’re girl before she drags me to every store possible to cheer me up. β†’ pierregasly βœ”οΈŽ sorry. kika wears the pants in this relationship. β†’ charles_leclerc βœ”οΈŽ don’t worry mate, we can tell.
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y/n.l/n buongiorno italia! spent the trip with my favorite girls 🩷
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username7 i’m so happy the girls are there to support y/n after what max did :(
β†’ username8 especially after the rumors now circulating… poor girl β†’ username9 rumors??? what rumors??!? β†’ username10 based off the rumors, Max’s dad wasn’t happy with him dating Y/N. Something about her being too β€œnormal”. And instead wants Max to be with a dutch-german actress named Annelise Beringer. the whole β€œwe want to focus on our careers” is a cover up story. This all being before Max’s home race in Zandvoort. β†’ username11 that’s actually so sad if true… y/n deserves better. do you know if max ever put up a fight for their relationship??? β†’ username10 that I don’t know… but I hope he did…
username NABOKOV??? you have TASTE.
username oh to have enough money to go on a trip to italy and be on a boat
username idk who i want to be they are all so stunning 😩😩
lilymunihe βœ”οΈŽ men suck guys
Liked by y/n.l/n!
β†’ alexalbon βœ”οΈŽ uhmmm i’m right here?? β†’ lilymunihe βœ”οΈŽ uhmm… i said what i said?? β†’ alexalbon βœ”οΈŽ defend me here @ pierregasly β†’ fransica.cgomes βœ”οΈŽ pierre literally stood me up in a restaurant? β†’ pierregasly βœ”οΈŽ kika, first of all i did not stand you up, second of all, I left to go to the bathroom for 5 minutes? β†’ fransica.cgomes βœ”οΈŽ he hates me guys 😭😭😭 β†’ username11 I CAN’T WITH THESE COMMENTS
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maxverstappen1 another race, another podium! πŸ† (Might get Jimmy and Sassy a new sibling πŸ˜† )
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username12 who tf is that second hand Max Emillian Verstappen.
β†’ username13 get that woman OUT. justice for y/n. β†’ username14 i really hope those rumors aren’t true… β†’ username15 why are you all so invested in his personal life… he doesn’t need to disclose everything. β†’ username16 yeah but someone decided to maybe move on from their ex gf of 8 years in 3-4 MONTHS???
redbullracing βœ”οΈŽ once again! πŸ‘
β†’ username17 how to make red bull stop winning πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» β†’ redbullracing βœ”οΈŽ not possible! πŸ˜‰ β†’ scuderiaferrari βœ”οΈŽ crash into them β†’ redbullracing βœ”οΈŽ … i think i’m going to stay far away from you guys next race.
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maxverstappen1 my favorite supporter from the bottom of my heart!
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charlesleclerc βœ”οΈŽ oh how wonderful πŸ™‚
β†’ username18 bro does NOT approve β†’ username19 THE SARCASM…
alexandrasaintmleux how..lovely!
β†’ rebeccadonaldson βœ”οΈŽ …cute! β†’ fransica.cgomes βœ”οΈŽ wow!! 🀯 β†’ lilymuniheβœ”οΈŽ awww!! (i’m puking) β†’ username20 the bf effect πŸ’€
annelise.beringer βœ”οΈŽ mijn liefje πŸ’‹
β†’ maxverstappen1 βœ”οΈŽ ❀️
username21 y/n is right there.
Liked by y/n.l/n! Unliked by y/n.l/n! β†’ username22 UHMMMM??? y/n what are you doing here???
username23 anyone else feel like this is all a PR stunt??
β†’ username24 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE??? β†’ username25 no bc max could never move that fast from a relationship… especially one as long as 8 years…
username26 not the hard launch 😬
landonorris βœ”οΈŽ who?
β†’ username27 LANDO.
username28 how about… no!!
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𝐀/𝐍 2 ΰ­¨ΰ­§ tee hee!
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matchaverse Β· 11 days
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Step Parent | OP81
pairing: oscar piastri x single!mother!reader
summary: when a single mother of twin boys gets into the karting world for her sons, a certain f1 driver steps up to help mentor the boys.
type: smau
face claim: none, pictures from pinterest
⋆ Λšο½‘β‹†ΰ­¨β™‘ΰ­§β‹† Λšο½‘β‹†β‹† Λšο½‘β‹†ΰ­¨β™‘ΰ­§β‹† Λšο½‘β‹†β‹† Λšο½‘β‹†ΰ­¨β™‘ΰ­§β‹† Λšο½‘β‹†
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yourusername | thank you McLaren for being a huge inspiration for my boys. they truly do love karting and they look up to all your drivers for inspiration.
mclaren: no thank you for raising such great boys!!
username: stop this is so cute
yourbff: you doing project verstappen?
yourusername: oliver said its project piastri actually
username: project piastri?!
oscarpiastri: dm me next time you’re in England and i’ll show up to their practice!
username: oscar?!
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yourbff: the boys spending time with uncle toto!!
yourusername: they love him more than me πŸ₯²
username: toto wolff??
totowolff: loved spending time with the boys 🫢🏻
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oscarpiastri | enjoyed teaching these fine young boys more about karting
yourusername: they absolutely loved hanging out with you!!
oscarpiastri: i loved spending time with them too. they are very talented
username: oscar in his teacher era 😍
username: he looks so tired in the third pic πŸ’€
oscarpiastri: shout out to y/n because kids are tiring
landonorris: those boys wanted nothing to do with me 😭
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yourusername | can’t be a true date without bringing the twins
oscarpiastri: i love oliver and sage
yourusername: and they love you too
username: oscar and the boys?!
username: new stepdad??
username: hes too young to become a stepfather
username: but it’s okay when max does it?
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yourbff: where’s oliver?!
yourusername: hanging out with oscar during his interview
yourbff: the boys truly do love oscar
yourusername: i know πŸ₯Ί
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oscarpiastri | might not be my blood sons but they are my boys. i love you three so much 🫢🏻❀️
yourusername: aww osc!! we love you tooπŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ
username: omg????
username: this is so adorable
landonorris: i have never seen you this happy and i’m so happy for you mate
mclaren: welcome to the mclaren family 🫢🏻🫢🏻
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hs-is-loml Β· 8 months
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Married to Who. (cl16)
Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Famous!Wolff!Reader
Summary: y/n and her husband have been so private that fans would've never thought she was married to an F1 driver of all people or when fans are starting to make connections and figure out who y/n's husband is
Type: Social Media AU! face claim is Alycia Debnam-Carey
Warnings: like 4 grammar mistakes in the twitter threads + some comments accusations/insinuations of cheating but that's because they don't know charles and reader are married...
a/n: this took longer than i expected but hope you all enjoy!
all translations of french/spanish come from google! english translations are in parentheses!!
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yourusername all of these pictures were from before summer break, and you can tell why they need a mid-season break from each other...
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carlossainz55 great picture of charles and i, chica (girl)
β†’ yourusername yeah sure, great...
β†’ y/nstan i love her
protectthewags y/n and her husband always takes the best soft launch pictures
β†’ thef1wags soft launch? they've been doing this for the past 3 years 😭 they need to hard launch.
β†’ y/nforlifeee her husband is the strongest soldier out there when she's around all these hot men
lewishamilton roscoe and i didn't make the cut this time...
β†’ yourusername my past two posts have been literally about you and dad at the last raceπŸ˜€
β†’ roscoelovescoco we's can'ts beelieve you's
β†’ mercedes8time not lewis using roscoe's account to come after y/n for not including him in the post
danielricciardo didn't know max was into that kind of stuff
β†’ maxverstappen1 you enjoyed it, don't lie
β†’ yourusername maxie, sweetie, look at his face. the man was in pain
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charles_leclerc mon ange... what is this (my angel)
β†’ yourusername it's an appreciation post, cha
β†’ carlosconfusion the nicknames>>
β†’ f1circuittrack how is her husband okay? more importantly is y/n doing okay? because i would leave my partner too if charles leclerc ever called me, mon ange
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charles_leclerc she's real, guysπŸ˜… well, i hope she's real or i've been with casper for the last 5 years...
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arthurleclerc maman said she doesn't know how your wife is real either or more so how you managed to convince her to marry your ass
β†’ charles_leclerc maman did not say that.
β†’ arthurleclerc you're right, she said she doesn't know how such an amazing girl got with a buffoon.
β†’ ferraritearss WIFE???
β†’ partytotheafterparty HIS WIFE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIFE?
β†’ paddoook no way this man has not only a girl but is MARRIED to herπŸ˜€
worldchampionsisaid man is fighting for break on and off track after the imaginary girlfriend rumors on twitterπŸ’€
β†’ thatonebakucorner he was quick to correct them too
β†’ f1propstand he's over people thinking he's that delulu after the resigning of his Ferrari contract...
carlossainz55 i will never understand how she deals with you 24/7 or your cooking. oh, wait, she cooks when you guys are home
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danielricciardo nope. she's totally a ghost.
β†’ f1memes not daniel gaslighting him😭
lilymhe aww! tell her i miss her and love the nails!!
β†’ 16crying55laughing lily, tell us what you know
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yourusername perfect timing for our summer break photo dump
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charles_leclerc mon amour, je t'aimais alors, je t'aime maintenant et je t'aimerai pour toujours ❀️(my love, I loved you then, I love you now and I will love you forever)
β†’ yourusername i have loved you since the first time our eyes met
y/nforlifeee i've never seen two people that compliment each other so well
β†’ y/nsidelove their kids are going to be so beautiful
susie_wolff safe travels, sweethearts!
β†’ yourusername see you, dad, and jack soon🀍
landonorris honestly, i don't know how people didn't figure it out sooner
β†’ maxverstappen1 yeah, these two are like rabbits
β†’ carlossainz55 i share a hotel room wall with them half the season. i'm forever scared
danielricciardo no, you're definitely casper the ghost
β†’ yourusername i will block youπŸ’€
β†’ danielricciardo i wonder why that reply was invisible?
leclerc_pascale tout mon amour pour vous deux❀️ (all my love for you both)
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scuderiaferrari our favourite girl with whoever that guy is!
mercedesamgf1 mini boss with lightning mcqueenπŸ™ˆ
β†’ charles_leclerc we're not starting this again.
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