BRUH! Not me forgetting to cover the splotchy hickey on my neck before going for a walk with hubs and his mother and her going:
"Oh my! What's wrong with your neck-- Oh. Oh my god! I know what-- I'm so embarrassed! I'm so sorry. Oh my god *nervous laughter patting thighs* I can't even look at you two right now!."
Mortifying. I need a hole to bury myself in. Stat. Effing hell.....
Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
A fly on the wall in my bedroom this morning would have heard this ridiculous exchange:
Me: "So... we go pick up brunch takeout at the pub. Then you need a haircut. Then we can have a shower... and you can treat my body like an amusement park ride."
Hubs: *feigning shock* ".... My goodness! I hope I don't get motion sick..." *rolls over and snuggles me into a giggle fit*
Dylan being 13 years old and standing up to the director over this 👏 Kim being pregnant and the writers dealing with it by making fat jokes is disgusting but not surprising sadly [x]
I remember everything I did. And the worst part is, I remember liking it. Because I felt powerful. I felt fearless. And most of all, in control. But when I came through it, I learned something else... Control is overrated.
Dylan O'Brien as Stiles Stilinski
TEEN WOLF — Season 4